Difference between revisions of "Down in the Dumps/Quotes"

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Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart, we were just--- [OOFTA]

Bart: Outta my way! i'm on a resuce mission!

Martin Prince: Owie! My dainty sternum!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Sorry, kid. All sold out. had a big run on those just now. Everyone's been askin' for 'em for some reason.

Martin: Maybe everyone's mother accidentally threw out their Isotopium-X Blasters! It's a phenomenon!

Bart: Unbelivable! Five you stores and no luck! Milhouse, Martin, this leavs me with no choice. Our next stop is... ...The Android's Dungeon!

Martin: [GASP] Wretched hive of scum and villainy....

Milhouse: ...and [ULP] overpriced toys.

Kent Brockman: This just in! Look out, kiddies! Seems there's been a factory recall on the new Extreme Raging Radioactive Man action figure!

Comic Book Guy: What?!

Martin: Say, this is a very timely newsbreak....

Kent Brockman: Apparently there's an unholy amount of lead paint on the figure, which can make youngsters, quote, "mad wicked sick," if they chew, lick, or otherwide gum it...

Bart: Oh, c'mom! Only a complete diweebazioid would eat a toy!

Kent Brockman: This has made the toy as rare as Amish stage divers, with collectors snapping them up for insanely jacked up prices....

Comic Book Guy: Suffering Sappho! And I sold my last one for only a ludicrously jacked up price!

Bart: Aye carumba! It's ginormous!

Martin: It kind of reminds me of the Android's Dungeon. Only neater.

Milhouse: It looks like Godzilla took a duimp on Springfield. Smells like it, too.

Bart: Aye, carumba! It's the treasure heap! We're rich, men! Filthy, stinking rich!