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Difference between revisions of "Worst Con Ever!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, this certainly has grown... have fun, Homie. We'll be in the daycare room.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Fun? Aw... I hate conventions! Nerds are my mortal enemy! What am I supposed to do her?!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, this certainly has grown... have fun, Homie. We'll be in the daycare room.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fun? Aw... I hate conventions! Nerds are my mortal enemy! What am I supposed to do her?!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' How's it goin'?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How's it goin'?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Sales are deader than M. Night Shyamalan's career. It seems the riffraff here don't read comics anymore. This convention has become nothing but a commercial for bloated block-busters and subpar TV Shows.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Sales are deader than M. Night Shyamalan's career. It seems the riffraff here don't read comics anymore. This convention has become nothing but a commercial for bloated block-busters and subpar TV Shows.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer. Look at these sweet tools of destruction! No, relaly. These things are dangerous. You need to see this!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Homer. Look at these sweet tools of destruction! No, really. These things are dangerous. You need to see this!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' The only thing I need to see is Christmas Ape.
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{{qf|Homer}} The only thing I need to see is Christmas Ape.
 
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:'''[[Lindsay Naegle]]:''' As part of petrochem petrochemical corporation's court-orded public service settlement, we're pleased to introduce Malibu Stacy's home of the 21st century! The Malibu Stacy eco-village features the newest in green technology!
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{{qf|[[Lindsay Naegle]]}} As part of petrochem petrochemical corporation's court-ordered public service settlement, we're pleased to introduce Malibu Stacy's home of the 21st century! The Malibu Stacy eco-village features the newest in green technology!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Wind power! Solar panels! Hybrid cars! This is the Malibu Stacy world of my dreams!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wind power! Solar panels! Hybrid cars! This is the Malibu Stacy world of my dreams!
:'''[[Janey]]:''' Sure, if your dreams are lame.
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{{qf|[[Janey]]}} Sure, if your dreams are lame.
 
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' So, your survived a day of mingling with nerds?
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{{qf|Marge}} So, your survived a day of mingling with nerds?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ah, they're okay. Nerds are just like us but more enthusiastic about teh stuff they like. I even made a few new friends. Where's Maggie?
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{{qf|Homer}} Ah, they're okay. Nerds are just like us but more enthusiastic about the stuff they like. I even made a few new friends. Where's Maggie?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, she's made a new friend, too.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, she's made a new friend, too.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Homina! Homina!
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{{qf|Homer}} Homina! Homina!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It's Christmas Ape!
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's Christmas Ape!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Cool! This has been the best con ever!
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{{qf|Bart}} Cool! This has been the best con ever!

Revision as of 10:30, July 29, 2020



Marge: Well, this certainly has grown... have fun, Homie. We'll be in the daycare room.
Homer: Fun? Aw... I hate conventions! Nerds are my mortal enemy! What am I supposed to do her?!

Bart: How's it goin'?
Comic Book Guy: Sales are deader than M. Night Shyamalan's career. It seems the riffraff here don't read comics anymore. This convention has become nothing but a commercial for bloated block-busters and subpar TV Shows.

Bart: Hey, Homer. Look at these sweet tools of destruction! No, really. These things are dangerous. You need to see this!
Homer: The only thing I need to see is Christmas Ape.

Lindsay Naegle: As part of petrochem petrochemical corporation's court-ordered public service settlement, we're pleased to introduce Malibu Stacy's home of the 21st century! The Malibu Stacy eco-village features the newest in green technology!
Lisa: Wind power! Solar panels! Hybrid cars! This is the Malibu Stacy world of my dreams!
Janey: Sure, if your dreams are lame.

Marge: So, your survived a day of mingling with nerds?
Homer: Ah, they're okay. Nerds are just like us but more enthusiastic about the stuff they like. I even made a few new friends. Where's Maggie?
Marge: Oh, she's made a new friend, too.
Homer: Homina! Homina!
Lisa: It's Christmas Ape!
Bart: Cool! This has been the best con ever!