Difference between revisions of "Dumbbell Indemnity/Quotes"

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Moe: [upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out] Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny.

Homer: Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money.

Moe: I need cash, and fast!

Moe: It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman.

Moe: Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?

Homer: Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!

Moe: Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya.

Renee: Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!

Moe: Nah, it ain't that.

Renee: What, so you're married?

Moe: No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?

Homer: Hmm, I don't know... I can just imagine what Marge would say!

Marge: [In Homer's imagination] Homer, I insist you steal that car!

Homer: I'll do it!

Renee: Really? You think I'm gorgeous?

Moe: Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'.

Renee: You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?

Moe: No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me.

Homer: Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!

Moe: Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?

Homer: Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!

[Homer makes a toast.]

Homer: To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar.