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== Quotes ==
 
 
 
:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': "I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T."
 
 
 
:'''[[Santa's Little Helper]]''': ?
 
 
 
:'''Marge''': Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
 
 
 
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "Huh?"
 
 
 
:'''Marge''': "Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over."
 
 
 
  
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.
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{{qf|[[Santa's Little Helper]]}} ''[makes a questioning sound]''
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{{qf|Marge}} Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Huh?
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{{qf|Marge}} Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.
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{{qf|[[Julius Hibbert]]}} Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good.
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{{qf|Julius Hibbert}} That was rubber covered in vaseline.
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{{qf|Homer}} Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.
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{{qf|Julius Hibbert}} ''[to Marge]'' We can't begin his treatment soon enough.
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:''[After electroshock treatment.]''
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{{qf|Marge}} How do you feel, sweety?
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{{qf|Homer}} Much better.
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{{qf|Julius Hibbert}} Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?
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{{qf|Homer}} No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.
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:''[Pause.]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Ha, kidding!
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{{qf|Julius Hibbert}} ''[laughs]'' Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.
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:''[Begins electroshock treatment again.]''
 
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{{qf|[[Ray Magini|Ray]]}} So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it.
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{{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about?
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{{qf|Ray}} I'm just saying, catch it while you still can.
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{{qf|Homer}} What time's this show on?
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{{qf|Ray}} Monday 9:00 CBS
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{{qf|Homer}} And what's the network?
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{{qf|Ray}} CBS
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{{qf|Homer}} At what time?
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{{qf|Ray}} 9:00
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{{qf|Homer}} And if I wanna watch it what day?
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{{qf|Ray}} Monday. Monday 9:00
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{{qf|Homer}} And this is on the radio?
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{{qf|Ray}} No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS
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{{qf|Homer}} And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it?
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{{qf|Ray}} 9:00
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{{qf|Homer}} On what channel?
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{{qf|Ray}} CBS.
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{{qf|Homer}} What day?
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{{qf|Ray}} Monday.
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{{qf|Homer}} On the radio?
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{{qf|Ray}} Television.
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{{qf|Homer}} Turn the television to what channel?
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{{qf|Ray}} CBS
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{{qf|Homer}} At what time?
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{{qf|Ray}} 9:00 on Monday.
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{{qf|Homer}} Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it?
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{{qf|Ray}} It's only on a Monday.
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{{qf|Homer}} And what time would be a good time..
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{{qf|Ray}} 9:00, from 9 to 9:30.
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{{qf|Homer}} So If I turn my radio on at 9:00?
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{{qf|Ray}} Not the radio, television.
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{{qf|Homer}} So it's Mondays at 9:00 on NBC?
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{{qf|Ray}} CBS.
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{{qf|Homer}} CBS.
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{{qf|Ray}} 9:00
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{{qf|Homer}} On the radio?
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{{qf|Ray}} Television.
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{{qf|Homer}} Television at 3:00.
  
 
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{{Season 16|Q}}
:'''[[Julius Hibbert]]''': "Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat."
 
 
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good."
 
 
 
:'''Julius Hibbert:''' "That was rubber covered in vaseline."
 
 
 
:'''Homer''': "Marge, write that down so we can have it at home."
 
 
 
:'''Julius Hibbert''': [To [[Marge]]] "We can't begin his treatment soon enough."
 
 
 
::[After electroshock treatment]
 
 
 
:'''[[Marge]]''': "How do you feel, sweety?"
 
 
 
:'''Homer''': "Much better."
 
 
 
:'''Julius Hibbert''': "Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?"
 
 
 
:'''Homer''': "No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear."
 
:[Pause]
 
:"Ha, kidding!"
 
 
 
:'''Julius Hibbert''': [He, he...] "Well I see your sense of humor is not affected: that's a very bad sign."
 
 
 
::[Begins electroshock treatment again]
 
 
 
 
 
{{Season 16 Q}}
 

Latest revision as of 07:40, September 29, 2019


Season 16 Episode Quotes
350 "Future-Drama"
351
"Don't Fear the Roofer"
"The Heartbroke Kid" 352


Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.
Santa's Little Helper: [makes a questioning sound]
Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
Bart: Huh?
Marge: Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.

Julius Hibbert: Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat.
Homer: Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good.
Julius Hibbert: That was rubber covered in vaseline.
Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.
Julius Hibbert: [to Marge] We can't begin his treatment soon enough.
[After electroshock treatment.]
Marge: How do you feel, sweety?
Homer: Much better.
Julius Hibbert: Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?
Homer: No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.
[Pause.]
Homer: Ha, kidding!
Julius Hibbert: [laughs] Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.
[Begins electroshock treatment again.]

Ray: So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it.
Homer: What are you talking about?
Ray: I'm just saying, catch it while you still can.
Homer: What time's this show on?
Ray: Monday 9:00 CBS
Homer: And what's the network?
Ray: CBS
Homer: At what time?
Ray: 9:00
Homer: And if I wanna watch it what day?
Ray: Monday. Monday 9:00
Homer: And this is on the radio?
Ray: No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS
Homer: And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it?
Ray: 9:00
Homer: On what channel?
Ray: CBS.
Homer: What day?
Ray: Monday.
Homer: On the radio?
Ray: Television.
Homer: Turn the television to what channel?
Ray: CBS
Homer: At what time?
Ray: 9:00 on Monday.
Homer: Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it?
Ray: It's only on a Monday.
Homer: And what time would be a good time..
Ray: 9:00, from 9 to 9:30.
Homer: So If I turn my radio on at 9:00?
Ray: Not the radio, television.
Homer: So it's Mondays at 9:00 on NBC?
Ray: CBS.
Homer: CBS.
Ray: 9:00
Homer: On the radio?
Ray: Television.
Homer: Television at 3:00.
Season 16 Quotes
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