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Revision as of 09:12, July 4, 2019

"Glamazon"
Glamazon.png
Song Information
Singers: RuPaul
Hank Azaria
Julie Kavner
Studio singers
Characters: Queen Chante
Fiona Adams Apple
Barbra Streisman
The Mysterious Waylon
Marge Simpson
Length: 0:56
Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Carolyn Omine and Robin Sayers
Appearance(s): "Werking Mom"

"Glamazon" is a song sung by Queen Chante, Penelope Cruising (Julio), Sideshow Mel and other drag queens at the drag club Draggle Rock.

Lyrics

Queen Chante:
You've got all eyes on you.
A nasty housewife lady.
All:
Come out of your mom shell.
And become a bombshell.
Queen Chante:
You've got this, Margie.
All:
You're stronger than you know.
Get up and dance.
Get up, get up and-
Sashay with Chante.
Work that blue bouffanté.
Do it, do it.
Oh.
All the boys say.
Sideshow Mel:
Women can have it all!
Penelope Cruising:
Even penises!
All:
She's so chic.
Such savoir faire.
Serving housewife realness.
Selling Tubberware.
She's a female phenomenon.
And much more than a mom.
So sexy, so snuggable.
Her cocoa is so chuggable.
Our blue duck has become a swan.
She's a Glamazon.
Marge:
Sashay with Chanté
Work that blue bouffanté...

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Glamazon" from RuPaul's album of the same name.

Appearances