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The Birth of a Notion
The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1
After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
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Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!
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Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.
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Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word…about conquering all other creatures in the universe.
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First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?
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In that case, bad news…
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Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry (4h, Manger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2
After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
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Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace.
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Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races.
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Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do.
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Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.
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Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I'll work on my sermon.
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Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach (1h, Manger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3
After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
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People of Earth, I bring you good news.
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Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile.
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Why is that good news?
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It's going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting.
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Hear the good word!
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Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace (4h, Manger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4
After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
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Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.
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Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human “Internet”, a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.
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Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian “dirty magazines”.
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But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.
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Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.
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Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi (4h, Manger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5
After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
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Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal.
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What do people think of your MyTube channel?
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They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor.
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Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.
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I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.
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Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet (8h)
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Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar
After buying Festive Rigellian Queen Facade:
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Aw, Mom. You got all dressed up for my birthday!
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Don't get too excited. Human Christmas happens to coincide with the Festival of the Morphistic Quiznox.
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What does that celebrate?
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No one is sure, but we celebrate it by choosing a sacrifice and tearing his tentacles off one by one.
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So, it must be something pretty wonderful.
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Task: Tap on the Festive Rigellian Queen Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Thine Own Elf Be True
To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 1
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Lis -- Sky Finger turned us into elves. Wow, I actually have long skinny toes that curl all the way back in my curly-toe boots.
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Now to sneak into the North Pole and see what Santa is bringing us for Christmas.
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Bart, that's the ultimate naughtiness. I'm going to stay here and spin candy canes, or whatever it is elves do.
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Don't want to know if you're getting a pony this year?
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Well…maybe I should find out…in case I need to come up with a name.
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Task: Make Elf Bart Prep to Sneak Into Santa's House (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Elf Lisa Come up With Pony Names (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 2
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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We're in the North Pole, Lis! You scan the computers for a nice/naughty list, I'll check the warehouses for presents labeled us.
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Roger. If you find any cookies, remember what kind they are. We want to bribe Santa with something he really loves.
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Hey! What are you two doing wandering the halls? It's almost Christmas, no goofing off!
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Uh, we're hall monitors.
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I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!
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Task: Make Elf Bart Make Toys (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Elf Lisa Clock In (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Man, being an elf is hard work. Making toys all day sucks!
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Yeah. Although I do enjoy the breaks we get for dancing a happy jig.
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No kidding! Jig dancing is awesome. Jig jig jig! Jig jig jig!
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You two! The head elf wants to see you. Now!
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But it's two minutes to jig dancing!
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Task: Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Report to the Head Elf (60m, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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You two are completely messing up our production schedule.
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What? I'm cranking out Sergeant Activity dolls like crazy.
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But with zero quality control. FYI, the head attaches to the neck, not the butt.
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And you, female elf. You've brought our assembly line to a halt with your agonizing over what color to make the pony manes.
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But there's so many great glitter choices!
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I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called “Bart Simpson”. And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called “Lisa”.
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Task: Make Elf Bart Make Low-Quality Toys for Himself (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Elf Lisa Never Finish Toys for Herself (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Santa, we have something to admit. We're actually human kids who got transformed into elves, and snuck into the North Pole to check out the goodies, like any red-blooded American jerks.
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Please, can we stop making terrible toys for ourselves?
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Ho, ho, ho. I knew about your plan from the start. And I decided to teach you a lesson.
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I will forgive you, but only if you do one thing: spread holiday cheer around Springfield.
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We don't know how to do that.
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Sure you do! Jig jig jig!
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Task: Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Spread Holiday Cheer (1h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Let's Take a Pole: North or South?
After building Rigellian North Pole:
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Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of “magic”.
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And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.
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Well, go ahead! Try it out!
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Task: Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole (4h, Rigellian North Pole) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The War on Christmas
After placing Santa's Plane Sled:
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Ah, this old sleigh. Takes me back to 1942, when Abe Simpson shot me down over the Pacific.
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We had to cobble this thing together so you could finish Christmas.
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Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?
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No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written “I lick elf bells”.
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Task: Tap on Santa's Plane Sled Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Snakes on a Sleigh
After placing Snake Eating Rudolph:
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…Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.
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Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?
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And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, “Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him”.
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The snake got hungry early.
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Task: Tap on the Snake Eating Rudolph Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Rocky Relationship
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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An Alaskan version of Moe's Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, “I should copy that”?
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I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can't divorce a career.
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Maybe I'll take a look in Eski-Moe's, see what's up with those Alaskaholics.
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Task: Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe's (4h, Eski-Moe's)
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Drinks with ice?! I can't afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow
That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1
After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
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I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?
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According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.
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Apparently I came back to Springfield.
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Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.
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Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.
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Task: Make Lyla Zen Out (8h) Task: Make Burns Search for His Lost Love (8h, The Peak Inn) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2
After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
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Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.
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You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with…Montgomery Burns.
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Yuk.
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Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.
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I'd still rather be a cat.
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Task: Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires (4h) Make Burns Sense Love Is Near (4h, Burns Homes (Control Building, Classic Mansion, Burns' Summer Mansion or Dr. Lenny's Lab)) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3
After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
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Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.
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After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That's sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.
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I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.
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Well don't ask me, ‘cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!
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Task: Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality (4h, The Peak Inn) Task: Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives [x3] (4h, The Peak Inn) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4
After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
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Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!
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You'll never take me alive! I'll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it's you Lyla.
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You're not freaked out that I've returned from the afterlife?
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Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.
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Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!
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Task: Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn) Task: Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5
After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
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Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I've never been so satisfied.
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And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?
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Kind of.
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Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?
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I'll get back to you.
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Task: Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time (4h, The Peak Inn) Task: Make Burns Swoon (4h, The Peak Inn) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Promised Land
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Ah, my boy! They finally finished building our holiday feasting place.
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Yeah, what would Jews do on Christmas if it weren't for Chinese restaurants? And what would Chinese restaurants do if it weren't for Jews?
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Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I'm gonna get tso deep into some General Tso's chicken!
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Task: Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal (8h, Chinese Restaurant) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum
O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 1
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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Good news, Ralphie. You got the part of a Christmas tree in the school play.
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I know you wanted to be the Sugar Plum Fairy, but for that you have to hold in your pee for fifteen minutes.
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Yay! If I'm a tree, everyone will hang candy canes on me.
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Hey, that's right! This is going to be great. Now, let's decorate your costume.
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I want glitter. It tastes the best.
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Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Glitter Bomb Himself (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 2
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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I have twinkles!
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Ralphie! Come back here! I didn't finish putting all the sparkles on the costume.
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Stars twinkle, too! I'm going into outer space! Whee-oo whee-oo!
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Ralphie! You know stars don't wear boas! Come back here!
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Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Rocket Into Space (4h, Wiggum House) Task: Make Chief Wiggum Chase After Ralph (4h, Wiggum House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 3
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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I love my costume. When I grow up, I want to be a Christmas tree.
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Ralph, honey, it's bedtime. Take it off.
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No! I want to wear it in the bath, too!
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Let him be, Sarah. It's the first time he shown a passion for anything but boogers.
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Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Sleep in His Costume (4h, Wiggum House) Task: Make Chief Wiggum Feel Proud (4h, Wiggum House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Hi, Lisa. I'm a cannonbaum.
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You look very festive. Ralph. Are those empty beer cans you have on your costume?
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I'm gluing on shiny things. Do you have any glue? I ate mine.
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Um, I do, but I'm saving it in case I, uh, also get hungry.
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O.K. Tree you later.
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Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Decorate Himself (4h) Task: Make Lisa Not Believe She Once Dated Ralph (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 5
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Mayor, little Ralphie has a request.
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He'd like to be the town Christmas tree.
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I wouldn't move even if a dog tickled me with his tummy water.
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Very well. But I must warn you, it doesn't pay and in January we throw you on the tire fire.
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Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Light Up the Town (4h, Wiggum House) Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy Christmas Tree Ralph (4h, Wiggum House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Animal Within
After completing :
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I bought an exotic petting zoo? What was I drinking?
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Nothing from my bar -- that booze is all water.
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You can count on me as a customer. When's the wet TV contest? And where do I stuff my dollar bills?
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Wait, are you thinkin' this is exotic ladies? It's an exotic ANIMAL petting zoo.
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Sorry. When I hear "exotic" and "petting" my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.
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Task: Make Moe Prepare the Zoo (4h, Exotic Petting Zoo) Quest reward: Fully upgraded Exotic Petting Zoo, 100 and 10
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Fixer Upper Fortress
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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Ah, the Fortress of Lonelitude. The perfect place to hide my superior brain and morbidly obese body from the world.
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From its dark depths, I shall launch tweet storm after tweet storm.
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But you have leveled up from bachelorhood, husband.
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Great Scott, you're right! Now it's a Fortress of Lovelitude!
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In which case, you need to do some redecorating.
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Task: Make Comic Book Guy Update the Fortress (4h, Fortress of Lonelitude) Quest reward: Fully upgraded Fortress of Lonelitude, 100 and 10
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner
Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 1
After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
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I have come to Springfield to fight a mighty demon, hideous and hugely fat.
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Yep, that's him there, cramming his face with pork chops.
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Hey, dude, can you use one of those extra arms to pass the gravy?
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Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.
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Task: Make Shiva Admire Homer (6s, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Gorge (6s, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 2
After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
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Homer, you are such an impressive and noble demon, I want to grant you a gift -- anything you want.
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I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth -- I'd rather eat the gift horse -- but what's in it for you?
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I want to make a new friend. My wife's always saying I should get off the sofa and meet people.
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Your wife and mine must've gone to the same college: Nag U.
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Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!
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Task: Make Homer Choose His Gift (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Shiva Balance Consciousness (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 3
After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
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So, Homer, have you chosen the boon you wish to receive?
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I want anyone I put my hand on to turn into food.
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Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.
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Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord…
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Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!
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Task: Make Homer Seek Shiva Around the House (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Shiva Hide in the Basement (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 4
After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
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Apu, have you seen Lord Shiva? I want to put my hand on his head and turn him into food.
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Hope you're cool with that.
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Well, He is one of the three primal Lords of the Cosmos, but on the other hand, you're a valued customer.
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I shouldn't tell you this, but if you want to summon Shiva, all you have to do is this little dance.
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Oh, not Bollywood!
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Task: Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance (60m, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 5
After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
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Come on, Apu, I've been doing this dance for hours and it still hasn't summoned Shiva. I'm starving.
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Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.
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Great, just like this… D'oh!
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Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.
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Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.
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You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the “Story of Bhasmasura”.
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Task: Make Shiva Run the World (8h) Task: Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Try to Eat Himself (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Shiva Boss Fight Dialogue
After sending Shiva in a Battle of the B.S.:
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I'm so glad to have you join us, Shiva! High five!
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High FIVES. This is going to take a while.
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Rabbi Krustofsky Boss Fight Dialogue
After sending Rabbi Krustofsky in a Battle of the B.S.:
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Feh! These aliens don't have the chutzpah to mess with the Angel of Yahweh.
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It's time to take these pishers to the laundromat – father and clown style!
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Jesus' Birthday Promo
After tapping on Gil's mark:
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Hey there, pal! How'd you like to help someone who's had some pretty rough times?
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I'm talking about Jesus Christ, of course!
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So, help me show him we still remember his birthday!
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On offer accepted:
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Oh, wow. That's what I inappropriately call a mitzvah.
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Now I get to spend the holidays with the people I love… the blackjack dealers at Springfield Casino. I feel lucky, cha-cha-cha!
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On offer declined:
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No sale, huh? Boy, my boss is gonna be mad.
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He told me if I didn't make a sale I'd have to answer to Pontius Pilate.
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I don't know who that is, but I was kicked out of my last Pilates class for stealing the mats.
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Joy to the Weird
Joy to the Weird Pt. 1
After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
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Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.
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It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations…
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Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.
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Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans.
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Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.
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Task: Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday (4h, Heavenly Swing Set) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 2
After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
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Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.
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Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?
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I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.
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Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?
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Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.
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Task: Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House, Moe) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 3
After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
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Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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Bart, how are you honoring the holidays?
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I'm playing a freemium game on my phone.
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That doesn't sound very religious.
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You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here.
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That I doubt.
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Task: Make Jesus Cast Judgement (8h, Heavenly Swing Set) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 4
After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
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I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.
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Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.
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I'm Buddhist.
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Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?
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I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.
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Task: Make Jesus Sulk (4h, Heavenly Swing Set) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Joy to the Weird Pt. 5
After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
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Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?
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Well, if you were Jesus…
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Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him…
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We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world…by watching an animated Christmas special.
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But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.
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Task: Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons Count: 1x (8h, Heavenly Swing Set) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Unstable Stable
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Oh, my stars! It's the Bethlehem stable that Jesus was born in! Boys, come over here and climb in the manger. I want to get a photo for Facelook.
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But I'll get fleas!
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Fleas that bit little Jesus.
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Forget what I said about the Vatican, those are the REAL holy parasites.
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Task: Tap on the Stable at the Inn Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Third-Eye Watchtower
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Thank you, Jack Frost, for supplying the Belief System League with this wonderful Watchtower. Now we really can keep an eye on people!
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But how did you have the money for this thing? It's top-of-the-line tech!
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Got it cheap at an estate sale. Remember that dude Sauron? Well, he don't need no all-seeing eye no more.
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Actually, they're selling off everything in Mordor dirt-cheap.
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Really? Maybe I'll go grab some orcs. They couldn't complain any more than elves.
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Task: Make a B.S. Leaguer Set up the Watchtower (8h, Radiant B.S. Station) Characters: Shiva, Santa Claus, Gautama Buddha, Jack Frost, Jesus Christ, Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert, Rabbi Krustofsky Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It's nice that Mayor Quimby made the Springfield Tire Fire look festive, but isn't he just trying to distract us from the fact that he still hasn't put it out?
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Oh, honey, I would never fall for such an obvious trick.
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Who wants s'mores? I'm handing out free marshmallows.
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Ooh, ooh, me! Throw another couple tires on the fire!
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Task: Make Homer Enjoy S'mores (4h, Tire Fireplace) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Krusty's Kristmas Makes a Komeback
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Now opening: a festive holiday show to put you in the Christmas spirit.
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No kid will be able to say no. So make sure you charge them double.
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Krusty, surely you are not Scrooging?! This arena should bring holiday cheer, not jeers!
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"Cheer" doesn't buy fresh tiger milk, and that's the only thing that soothes my shaving rash.
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Now, get on your skates. You're on in five!
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Task: Make Krusty Prepare for a Show (8h, Krusty's Kristmas on Ice) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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