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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[complaining that [[Apu]] cleaned the hot-dog machine]'' Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus. | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Hey, blindy, have a nice trip! ''[trips Ralph in the hallway]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Aaahh! | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} Ha-ha!! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. | ||
| + | :''[Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[looks at Homer]'' Dad, he's not stupid. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Alright, screw it! Let's roll! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Willie]]}} ''[grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts]'' Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... ''[looks at his fists]'' but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! ''[starts to beat Homer]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Stop pummelling me! It's really painful! | ||
| + | {{qf|Willie}} Alright. I'll strangle you for a while! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Alex Whitney]]}} Calm down, Lisa. DMY. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's DMY? | ||
| + | {{qf|Alex}} Don't mess yourself. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Eeew! | ||
| + | {{qf|Alex}} Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Alex}} Ooh, which one is the evil one? ''[on [[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]]'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Unbelievable! Whoooa! ''[falls off her shoes and lands on the ground with a thud, while Nelson and the others look on.]'' | ||
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- Homer: [complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine] Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
- Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
- Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
- Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
- [Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands.]
- Homer: Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
- Bart: [looks at Homer] Dad, he's not stupid.
- Homer: Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
- Willie: [grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts] Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... [looks at his fists] but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day! [starts to beat Homer]
- Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
- Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
- Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
- Lisa: What's DMY?
- Alex: Don't mess yourself.
- Lisa: Eeew!
- Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
- Lisa: Unbelievable! Whoooa! [falls off her shoes and lands on the ground with a thud, while Nelson and the others look on.]
