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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Phobia|My Sister, My Sitter}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Phobia|My Sister, My Sitter}} | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Bob]]}} I mean our | + | {{qf|[[Bob]]}} I mean our falling out! |
| − | {{qf|[[Cecil]]}} Oh That! that is | + | {{qf|[[Cecil]]}} Oh That! that is ancient history! Let's make a fresh start! come work for me! |
| − | {{qf|Bob}} But this is Wonderful! you do know I...used to have a...''[ | + | {{qf|Bob}} But this is Wonderful! you do know I... used to have a... ''[coughs]'' problem... with trying to kill people |
{{qf|Cecil}} Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears. | {{qf|Cecil}} Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears. | ||
{{qf|Bob}} Touche, Cecil. | {{qf|Bob}} Touche, Cecil. | ||
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And vice versa. | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And vice versa. | ||
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| − | :''[Bart has invaded | + | :''[Bart has invaded Bob's date with [[Edna Krabappel]], causing her to leave.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Bob}} ''[remorseful | + | {{qf|Bob}} ''[remorseful]'' That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy. |
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| − | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}}Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there! | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there! |
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{{qf|[[Cletus]]}} See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and... | {{qf|[[Cletus]]}} See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and... | ||
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Cut to Geech encased in concrete.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Merl}} Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer. | + | {{qf|[[Merl]]}} Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer. |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care. |
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Cecil}} Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew. |
{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' | {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' | ||
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{{qf|Cecil}} Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money! | {{qf|Cecil}} Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money! | ||
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| − | :''[Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind]'' | + | :''[Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind.]'' |
{{qf|Bart}} ''[holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind]'' Guess who? | {{qf|Bart}} ''[holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind]'' Guess who? | ||
{{qf|Cecil}} Maris? | {{qf|Cecil}} Maris? | ||
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- Bob: I mean our falling out!
- Cecil: Oh That! that is ancient history! Let's make a fresh start! come work for me!
- Bob: But this is Wonderful! you do know I... used to have a... [coughs] problem... with trying to kill people
- Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
- Bob: Touche, Cecil.
- [Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave.]
- Bob: [remorseful] That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy.
- Krusty: Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!
- Cletus: See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and...
- [Cut to Geech encased in concrete.]
- Merl: Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer.
- Sideshow Bob: Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.
- Cecil: Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew.
- Sideshow Bob: Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!'
- Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
- Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?
- Cecil: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!
- [Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind.]
- Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
- Cecil: Maris?
