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:''[The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. [[Marge]] takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]'' | :''[The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. [[Marge]] takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bank Clerk}} ''[wearing an ape mask]'' Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[protesting]'' Mom ... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} A professional in an ape mask is still a professional. | |
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:''[In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Coporation has just received a phone call, inquiring about [[Krusty the Clown]]'s account.]'' | :''[In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Coporation has just received a phone call, inquiring about [[Krusty the Clown]]'s account.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Representative}} I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. | |
:''[The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.]'' | :''[The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Representative}} Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! ''[sighs resignedly]'' Oh, it's too hot today. | |
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:''[Thanks to [[Bart]]'s alerting the bank about [[Krusty]]'s Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]'' | :''[Thanks to [[Bart]]'s alerting the bank about [[Krusty]]'s Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bank Clerk}} It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty. | |
:''[Bart groans.]'' | :''[Bart groans.]'' | ||
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:''[On the evening news, [[Kent Brockman]] reports on [[Krusty]]'s arrest and [[Bart]]'s role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]'' | :''[On the evening news, [[Kent Brockman]] reports on [[Krusty]]'s arrest and [[Bart]]'s role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow. | |
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- [The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. Marge takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]
- Marge: You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals.
- Bank Clerk: [wearing an ape mask] Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape?
- Lisa: [protesting] Mom ...
- Marge: A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.
- [In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Coporation has just received a phone call, inquiring about Krusty the Clown's account.]
- Representative: I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account.
- [The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.]
- Representative: Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs resignedly] Oh, it's too hot today.
- [Thanks to Bart's alerting the bank about Krusty's Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]
- Bank Clerk: It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty.
- [Bart groans.]
- [On the evening news, Kent Brockman reports on Krusty's arrest and Bart's role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]
- Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
- Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it.
- Bart: Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow.
