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| − | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Now don' be scared, Bobby! I'm happy hypo an' me an' | + | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': Now don' be scared, Bobby! I'm happy hypo, an' me an' Dr. Nick are gonna help you beat nasty ol' Mr. Cold! One li'l jab, and all those icky drippy mecous membranes will be harmlessly absorbed into your body. Won' that be nice? |
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': [COUGH!] Just give me the blasted shot. | :'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': [COUGH!] Just give me the blasted shot. | ||
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': One little owie, and she's done! | :'''[[Dr. Nick]]''': One little owie, and she's done! | ||
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Ach! Nine! Eeet is only humble transfer student Uter, by yumpin' yiminey! That naughy Bart be ze leettle ododlim een ze hockey mask! | :'''[[Bart]]''': Ach! Nine! Eeet is only humble transfer student Uter, by yumpin' yiminey! That naughy Bart be ze leettle ododlim een ze hockey mask! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Selma]]''': Mmmm. Lemme get this straight. My ex-fiancee | + | :'''[[Selma]]''': Mmmm. Lemme get this straight. My ex-fiancee has turned into a rampaging blob monster and is on his way here to devour me? |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's true, aunt Selma! You've got to get out now! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': It's true, aunt Selma! You've got to get out now! | ||
:'''[[Selma]]''': Ha, ha. Good trick. Too bad I'm out of candy. I got cigarettes... | :'''[[Selma]]''': Ha, ha. Good trick. Too bad I'm out of candy. I got cigarettes... | ||
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''': Never mind. | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''': Never mind. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Apu, you've gotta believe us, man! There's a hideous all-consuming | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Apu, you've gotta believe us, man! There's a hideous all-consuming blob-monster after us! |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': He's already eaten half the town! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': He's already eaten half the town! | ||
| − | :'''[[Apu]]''': I | + | :'''[[Apu]]''': I believe you. |
:'''[[Bart]]''': You do? | :'''[[Bart]]''': You do? | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': At last! One adult who unhesitatingly accepts the truthful, though admittedly far-fetched warning of two desperate children! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': At last! One adult who unhesitatingly accepts the truthful, though admittedly far-fetched warning of two desperate children! | ||
| − | :'''[[Apu]]''': Oh, yes. That, and the fact that the creature is currently | + | :'''[[Apu]]''': Oh, yes. That, and the fact that the creature is currently engorging my leg! |
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Honest, chief Wiggum! If there was no Sideshow Blob, how do you explain what happened to the Kwik-E-Mart? | :'''[[Bart]]''': Honest, chief Wiggum! If there was no Sideshow Blob, how do you explain what happened to the Kwik-E-Mart? | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': And to all those missing people. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': And to all those missing people. | ||
:'''[[Eddie]]''': Hold 'er steady, Lou. Here's another load of the weird-smelling, flesh-colored ice. | :'''[[Eddie]]''': Hold 'er steady, Lou. Here's another load of the weird-smelling, flesh-colored ice. | ||
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': I'd like to | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': I'd like to believe you kids, but so far no one's turned up one shred of conclusive evidence. |
Revision as of 14:49, May 5, 2017
- Dr. Nick: Now don' be scared, Bobby! I'm happy hypo, an' me an' Dr. Nick are gonna help you beat nasty ol' Mr. Cold! One li'l jab, and all those icky drippy mecous membranes will be harmlessly absorbed into your body. Won' that be nice?
- Sideshow Bob: [COUGH!] Just give me the blasted shot.
- Dr. Nick: One little owie, and she's done!
- Sideshow Bob: [SNIFF!] Not bad... ...yes! head is clearing... nose is drying... fever has dropped... congratulations, Dr. Nick! I feel perfectly.... Gluump! Bloog! Warrrgle?!?
- Sideshow Bob: Well, well! If it isn't little Lisa Simpson!
- Lisa:[GASP!] Sideshow Bob?
- Bart: Uh-oh!
- Sideshow Bob: The same, only more so! And if you're here, that gourd-head urchin must be brother Bart!
- Bart: Ach! Nine! Eeet is only humble transfer student Uter, by yumpin' yiminey! That naughy Bart be ze leettle ododlim een ze hockey mask!
- Selma: Mmmm. Lemme get this straight. My ex-fiancee has turned into a rampaging blob monster and is on his way here to devour me?
- Lisa: It's true, aunt Selma! You've got to get out now!
- Selma: Ha, ha. Good trick. Too bad I'm out of candy. I got cigarettes...
- Bart & Lisa: Never mind.
- Bart: Apu, you've gotta believe us, man! There's a hideous all-consuming blob-monster after us!
- Lisa: He's already eaten half the town!
- Apu: I believe you.
- Bart: You do?
- Lisa: At last! One adult who unhesitatingly accepts the truthful, though admittedly far-fetched warning of two desperate children!
- Apu: Oh, yes. That, and the fact that the creature is currently engorging my leg!
- Bart: Honest, chief Wiggum! If there was no Sideshow Blob, how do you explain what happened to the Kwik-E-Mart?
- Lisa: And to all those missing people.
- Eddie: Hold 'er steady, Lou. Here's another load of the weird-smelling, flesh-colored ice.
- Chief Wiggum: I'd like to believe you kids, but so far no one's turned up one shred of conclusive evidence.
