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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': You wanted to see me Krusty? | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': You wanted to see me Krusty? | ||
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair. | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair. | ||
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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': What?! | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': What?! | ||
:'''[[Krusty]]''': There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe. | :'''[[Krusty]]''': There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe. | ||
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:'''[[Disco Stu]]''': Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style. | :'''[[Disco Stu]]''': Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style. | ||
:'''[[Selma]]''': Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock. | :'''[[Selma]]''': Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock. | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why am I here again? | :'''[[Homer]]''': Why am I here again? | ||
:'''[[Patty]]''': Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken. | :'''[[Patty]]''': Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken. | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why? | :'''[[Homer]]''': Why? | ||
:'''[[Patty]]''': Because I left some donuts and beer under there! | :'''[[Patty]]''': Because I left some donuts and beer under there! | ||
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:'''[[Lou]]''': Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch! | :'''[[Lou]]''': Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch! | ||
:'''[[Eddie]]''': Say, what's with the ice cream man get up? | :'''[[Eddie]]''': Say, what's with the ice cream man get up? | ||
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:'''[[Lou]]''': Hmmm... | :'''[[Lou]]''': Hmmm... | ||
:'''[[Eddie]]''': No. | :'''[[Eddie]]''': No. | ||
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:'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]''': I accidentally deep-fried a cash register. | :'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]''': I accidentally deep-fried a cash register. | ||
:'''[[Otto]]''': I parked the school bus on the roof. | :'''[[Otto]]''': I parked the school bus on the roof. | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': I got fired due to beaver-related incident. | :'''[[Homer]]''': I got fired due to beaver-related incident. | ||
:'''[[Rafael]]''': [SIGH] I love this town! | :'''[[Rafael]]''': [SIGH] I love this town! | ||
Revision as of 11:04, March 4, 2015
- Sideshow Mel: You wanted to see me Krusty?
- Krusty: Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair.
- Sideshow Mel: Thank you, Krusty, but I...
- Krusty: You're fired.
- Sideshow Mel: What?!
- Krusty: There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe.
- Disco Stu: Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style.
- Selma: Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock.
- Homer: Why am I here again?
- Patty: Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken.
- Selma: You did perfect! How do you feel?
- Patty: In the mood for justifiable homicide!
- Selma: Great! Here comes the supervisor.
- Patty: Homer! Hide under the blanket in the back seat and keep your big yap shut!
- Homer: Why?
- Patty: Because I left some donuts and beer under there!
- Lou: Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch!
- Eddie: Say, what's with the ice cream man get up?
- Clancy Wiggum: The wife picked up the wrong outfit at the dry cleaners. We're gonna get it all sorted out tomorrow. Oh, well no big deal, huh guys?
- Lou: I don't know, chief. The uniform really gave you an air of authority.
- Eddie: Frankly, it was all that did.
- Clancy Wiggum: Okay, that's enough outta you. Now get out there and stop some crime!
- Lou: Hmmm...
- Eddie: No.
- Squeeky-Voiced Teen: I accidentally deep-fried a cash register.
- Otto: I parked the school bus on the roof.
- Homer: I got fired due to beaver-related incident.
- Rafael: [SIGH] I love this town!
