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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor? | ||
| − | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Oh my | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, i never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was eighter become a newscaster, or learn how to drawn "Nutsy the Squirrel"! |
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones? | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones? | ||
| − | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... Celine Dion! |
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Dora, uh... why is the school's food so bad? | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Lunchlady Dora, uh... why is the school's food so bad? | ||
:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since! | :'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]:''' [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since! | ||
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts? |
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy! | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy! | ||
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Uh, that's not what I asked. | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Uh, that's not what I asked. | ||
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, well, some how you tough take-no- | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, well, some how you tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anway! |
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| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': Can you | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Can you believe principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy! |
:'''[[Edna]]''': What planet have you been living on? | :'''[[Edna]]''': What planet have you been living on? | ||
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I mean it! | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': I mean it! | ||
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I mean it! | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I mean it! | ||
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Okay, fine, if you're | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that ay! I'm a big baby who wets his pants! |
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants! | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants! | ||
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!! | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Mr. | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How it's going? |
| − | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:'''Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:'''Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"! |
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Revision as of 21:21, January 15, 2015
- Milhouse: Oh, okay... so, Mr. Brockman... how did a guy like you ever become a news anchor?
- Kent Brockman: Oh my goodness! So you know! It's true, i never went to journalism school! I got my credentials from an offer in the back of a magazine that I found in a dentist's waiting room! It was eighter become a newscaster, or learn how to drawn "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
- Milhouse: Otto, um, uh... wh-wh-why do you always wear earphones?
- Kent Brockman: Okay, I confess! I don't want anyone to know that I'm actually listening to... Celine Dion!
- Milhouse: Lunchlady Dora, uh... why is the school's food so bad?
- Lunchlady Dora: [SOB!] My beloved goldfish Bubbles was eaten alive by a Hungry fifth-grader! I've vowed culinary revenge ever since!
- Milhouse: Chief Wiggum, do cops really like donuts?
- Chief Wiggum: Yes, yes! The entire police department is badly trained, totally incompetent, and completely corrpy!
- Milhouse: Uh, that's not what I asked.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, well, some how you tough take-no-prisoners attitude wrangled it out of me anway!
- Marge: Can you believe principal Skinner still sleeps in those pajamas with feet? I never knew he was such a momma's boy!
- Edna: What planet have you been living on?
- Milhouse: Oh, I see what you've doing... stop copying me!
- Mayor Quimby: Stop copying me!
- Milhouse: I mean it!
- Mayor Quimby: I mean it!
- Milhouse: Okay, fine, if you're gonna be that ay! I'm a big baby who wets his pants!
- Mayor Quimby: You're right, you are a big baby who wets his pants!
- Milhouse: No, no, no! You're supposed to copy me and say that about yourself! I can't interview you! You're the most annoying person I ever met in my whole life!!!
- Bart: Hiya, Mr. Brockman! How it's going?
- Kent Brockman:Pretty good, Bart! I think that with a few more weeks and a few more reams of paper, I'll finally be able to draw "Nutsy the Squirrel"!
