Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Ned]]''' | + | :'''[[Ned]]:''' Homer, do not press the core destruct button! |
| − | Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button! | + | :''[Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]'' |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Homer looks and decides to press the button]'' |
:'''Ned''': Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone! | :'''Ned''': Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]'' |
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': More snickers bar pie, dad? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': More snickers bar pie, dad? | ||
| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Home:r''' ''[inside Burns]'' If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside! |
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| − | :'''Ned''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three. |
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| − | + | :''[Ned shoots Homer]'' | |
| − | :'''Ned''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Homer! Fall backward! ''[Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button]'' |
| − | :'''Ned''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Phew! |
| − | + | :''[Homer turns on to his back and dies]'' | |
| − | :'''Ned''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Phew! |
| − | + | :''[Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]'' | |
| − | :'''Ned''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Oh, you stupid son of a…… ''[town explodes]'' |
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:'''Lisa''': If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face. | :'''Lisa''': If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''' | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again. |
| − | :'''[[Lou]]''' | + | :'''[[Lou]]:''' What should we do with the body? |
| − | :'''Wiggum''' | + | :'''Wiggum:''' I want you to dust her for prints. |
| − | :'''[[Eddie]]''' | + | :'''[[Eddie]]:''' What does that mean? |
| − | :'''Wiggum''' | + | :'''Wiggum:''' The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over. |
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| − | :''' | + | :''[Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' I know these missionaries! |
| + | :'''Shrunken Head of Ned Flanders:''' I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way. | ||
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| − | :'''Ned | + | :'''Ned:''' I had a vision of my self... shooting your father. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' In this neighborhood, who hasn't? |
| − | :''' | ||
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| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Ned:''' Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake. |
| + | :'''Ned:''' B-B-B-But you'll kill us all! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' But ice cream cake! | ||
| + | :''[Homer drives off]'' | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' Am I the only one who is in horrible pain? | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' You're the only one who won't shut up about it | ||
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- Ned: Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
- [Transmitted into the booth: Press (Static) Destruct button!]
- [Homer looks and decides to press the button]
- Ned: Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
- [Transmitted: Do it! (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!]
- Lisa: More snickers bar pie, dad?
- Mr. Burns: Oh my, no I'm full enough as it is.
- Home:r [inside Burns] If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
- Ned: Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
- [Ned shoots Homer]
- Ned: Homer! Fall backward! [Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button]
- Ned: Phew!
- [Homer turns on to his back and dies]
- Ned: Phew!
- [Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button]
- Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a…… [town explodes]
- Lisa: If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
- Chief Wiggum: (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
- Lou: What should we do with the body?
- Wiggum: I want you to dust her for prints.
- Eddie: What does that mean?
- Wiggum: The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
- [Lisa and Bart see the shrunken heads of Ned Flanders, Rod, and Todd]
- Bart: I know these missionaries!
- Shrunken Head of Ned Flanders: I just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.
- Ned: I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
- Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
- Ned: Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
- Homer: Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
- Ned: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
- Homer: But ice cream cake!
- [Homer drives off]
- Bart: Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
- Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it
