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:'''Bart''': Free? Cookies?! ''[He jumps out of the bed.]'' Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me! | :'''Bart''': Free? Cookies?! ''[He jumps out of the bed.]'' Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me! | ||
:'''Lisa''': ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, he's full of '''something''' all right ... | :'''Lisa''': ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, he's full of '''something''' all right ... | ||
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| + | :''[The scene shifts to the [[744 Evergreen Terrace|Flanders home]]. [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]] have just finished singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" for [[Ned Flanders]].]'' | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': Well, you might say that song really blew me away in a manger! And since this is the third time you've been to my door, I'll get you a double helping of freshly baked cookies! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Can you put two cinnamon sticks in my hot apple cider this time? | ||
| + | :'''Ned''': Can-doodly-do, Bart! | ||
| + | :''[After being served, the trio walk away from Ned's house, munching on cookies. Bart also has his mug of apple cider.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': I can't wait to see what Flanders makes us next! | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Bart, we're supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not mooching off of Mr. Flanders! | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': '''I''' feel cheerful! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': See? | ||
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| + | :''[The trio of carolers come face-to-face with a trio of bullies.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Kearney]]''': Look, it's the three wise dorks. | ||
| + | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey, this is '''our''' caroling turf! | ||
| + | :'''[[Dolph]]''': Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya! | ||
| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lisa]] tries to step forward to confront the bullies, but [[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] hold her back.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': ''[angry]'' Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': ''[in a sing-song fashion]'' Lii-saaa ... shut your mouuu-uuth. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': Trust us, they can crush anything. | ||
| + | :''[Kearney gives Milhouse a wedgie, Dolph restrains Lisa, and Jimbo grabs Bart by the collar and menacingly raises his fist.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Jimbo''': We're takin' over your route, Simpson. Now which house is givin' out the cinnamon sticks? | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': No, Bart! Don't tell him! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Lisa, I don't think I have a choice. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[Moments later, [[Milhouse]] is hanging from a mailbox by his underwear, [[Bart]] is stuffed head-first into a garbage can, and [[Lisa]] is buried up to her neck in a pile of snow. The cookies are scattered on the ground along with Bart's cider mug and Lisa's Santa hat. The bullies laugh as they walk away.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': ''[indignant]'' You bullies aren't going to get away with this! This is anti-Christmas! The only thing you're going to get for Christmas is a lump of coal in your stockings! | ||
| + | :''[A lump of coal hits Lisa in the forehead.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Ow! Well, I guess I should've seen '''that''' coming! | ||
| + | :''[After extricating themselves from their situations, Bart and Milhouse dig Lisa out from the pile of snow.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Oh, Bart, now we can't carol anywhere. I'm sorry we dragged you along for this. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Lis, I'm about to give you an early Christmas present. I didn't send them to Flanders' house ... | ||
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- [Bart is sitting on his bed reading a book about ventriloquism when he's interrupted by Lisa and Milhouse. They are geared up for going Christmas caroling, as Milhouse has a songbook and Lisa is wearing a Santa hat.]
- Lisa: Hey, Bart, we're going Christmas caroling. Why don't you come with us?
- Milhouse: Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail?
- Bart: Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire.
- Milhouse: But, Bart, we're singing "Angels We Have Heard on High", "Good King Wenceslas" ... all the classics!
- Bart: Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time.
- Lisa: [annoyed] C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us.
- Bart: Free? Cookies?! [He jumps out of the bed.] Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me!
- Lisa: [sarcastically] Yeah, he's full of something all right ...
- [The scene shifts to the Flanders home. Bart, Lisa and Milhouse have just finished singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" for Ned Flanders.]
- Ned: Well, you might say that song really blew me away in a manger! And since this is the third time you've been to my door, I'll get you a double helping of freshly baked cookies!
- Bart: Can you put two cinnamon sticks in my hot apple cider this time?
- Ned: Can-doodly-do, Bart!
- [After being served, the trio walk away from Ned's house, munching on cookies. Bart also has his mug of apple cider.]
- Bart: I can't wait to see what Flanders makes us next!
- Lisa: Bart, we're supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not mooching off of Mr. Flanders!
- Milhouse: I feel cheerful!
- Bart: See?
- [The trio of carolers come face-to-face with a trio of bullies.]
- Kearney: Look, it's the three wise dorks.
- Jimbo: Hey, this is our caroling turf!
- Dolph: Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya!
- [Lisa tries to step forward to confront the bullies, but Bart and Milhouse hold her back.]
- Lisa: [angry] Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit!
- Bart: [in a sing-song fashion] Lii-saaa ... shut your mouuu-uuth.
- Milhouse: Trust us, they can crush anything.
- [Kearney gives Milhouse a wedgie, Dolph restrains Lisa, and Jimbo grabs Bart by the collar and menacingly raises his fist.]
- Jimbo: We're takin' over your route, Simpson. Now which house is givin' out the cinnamon sticks?
- Lisa: No, Bart! Don't tell him!
- Bart: Lisa, I don't think I have a choice.
- [Moments later, Milhouse is hanging from a mailbox by his underwear, Bart is stuffed head-first into a garbage can, and Lisa is buried up to her neck in a pile of snow. The cookies are scattered on the ground along with Bart's cider mug and Lisa's Santa hat. The bullies laugh as they walk away.]
- Lisa: [indignant] You bullies aren't going to get away with this! This is anti-Christmas! The only thing you're going to get for Christmas is a lump of coal in your stockings!
- [A lump of coal hits Lisa in the forehead.]
- Lisa: Ow! Well, I guess I should've seen that coming!
- [After extricating themselves from their situations, Bart and Milhouse dig Lisa out from the pile of snow.]
- Lisa: Oh, Bart, now we can't carol anywhere. I'm sorry we dragged you along for this.
- Bart: Lis, I'm about to give you an early Christmas present. I didn't send them to Flanders' house ...
