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- Marge: (about Bart) That boy failed show and tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes!
- Stewardess [to Homer]: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One Steak or two steaks?
- Homer: Can I have both?
- Stewardess: Of course, sir.
- Homer: Your mother and I are trying to lose each other in this movie, so shut the hell up!
- U.S. Customs Officer: Beat it, you puck-slapping maple suckers.
- Canada Customs Officer: Take a hike, you Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.
- Homer: As the Bible says, screw that.
- Homer [to Bart & Lisa]: Fine, stay here and rot with Grampa.
- Grampa: I'm only rotting on the right side!
- Homer: I'll right side you!
- Homer (to Marge): We're alone now.
- Bart: You're never alone in this crap shack.
- Homer: Why you little! (smashes the wall with his arms and chokes Bart)
- Lisa: I'm going into the Gold Medallion club, with Silver Level membership! (laughs)
- Airport security guard: The hell you are! (pulls out a shotgun)
- Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy!
- Lisa: At least I was planned!
- Marge: Stop it! No one was planned!
- Homer: And now my darling. It's finally time for a romance. But before the intercourse. The dinner course! (opens the tray revealing Bart and Lisa inside shocking him and Marge)
- Lisa: Busted!
- Bart: (to Homer and Marge) You guys lied to us!
- Lisa: (Homer and Marge back away into the bed) You probably did this how all time. This whole family build a tissue of lies and Romance.
- Bart: Yeah! It's a tissue cover of blood and boogers!
- Marge: (fed up) Would you two just shut up?! Sure we lied. We lied so we can spend a single night as a married couple without worrying about you kids.
- Bart: (swing his arm) Those days are over. Give it up.
- Marge: (sighs sadly) You win kids. Just sleep her tonight and we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow.
- Bart: Great! (to Lisa) What you want to play?
- Lisa: How about the floor is made of lava? (she and Bart run around the room laughing leaving Homer and Marge looking depressed)
- Homer: (sadly) All i want was a second Honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.
