Difference between revisions of "Lard of the Dance/Quotes"
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:''(Homer, complaining that [[Apu]] cleaned the hot-dog machine)'' | :''(Homer, complaining that [[Apu]] cleaned the hot-dog machine)'' | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus. | :'''[[Homer]]''': Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Homer''': This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off. | |
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| − | + | :'''Homer''': I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business. | |
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| − | + | :'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, blindy, have a nice trip! | |
:''(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)'' | :''(Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)'' | ||
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Aaahh! | :'''[[Ralph]]''': Aaahh! | ||
:'''Nelson''': Ha-ha!! | :'''Nelson''': Ha-ha!! | ||
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| − | + | :'''Homer''': Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer. | |
:''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)'' | :''([[Bart]] and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)'' | ||
:''Homer''': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. | :''Homer''': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Dad, he's not stupid. | :'''Bart''': Dad, he's not stupid. | ||
:'''Homer''': ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll! | :'''Homer''': ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll! | ||
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| − | + | :''([[Willie]] grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)'' | |
:'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... | :'''Willie''': Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go... | ||
:''(looks at his fists)'' | :''(looks at his fists)'' | ||
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:'''Homer''': Stop pummelling me! It's really painful! | :'''Homer''': Stop pummelling me! It's really painful! | ||
:'''Willie''': Alright. I'll strangle you for a while! | :'''Willie''': Alright. I'll strangle you for a while! | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Alex Whitney]]''': Calm down, Lisa. DMY. | |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY? | :'''[[Lisa]]''': What's DMY? | ||
:'''Alex''': Don't mess yourself. | :'''Alex''': Don't mess yourself. | ||
:'''Lisa''': Eeew! | :'''Lisa''': Eeew! | ||
:'''Alex''': Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY. | :'''Alex''': Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Alex''': Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari) | |
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| − | + | :'''Lisa''': Unbelievable! Whoooa! (Falls off her shoes and lands on the ground with a thud, while Nelson and the others look on) | |
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- (Homer, complaining that Apu cleaned the hot-dog machine)
- Homer: Without the grease, all you can taste is the hog anus.
- Homer: This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
- Homer: I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done, including my muscle-for-hire business.
- Nelson: Hey, blindy, have a nice trip!
- (Nelson trips Ralph in the hallway)
- Ralph: Aaahh!
- Nelson: Ha-ha!!
- Homer: Alright, son, we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our heads in prayer.
- (Bart and Homer close their eyes, bow their heads, and clasp their hands)
- Homer': Dear Lord, I know you're busy, seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that, but if you help us steal this grease tonight, I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity.
- (Bart looks at Homer)
- Bart: Dad, he's not stupid.
- Homer: ...Alright, screw it! Let's roll!
- (Willie grabs Homer, crawling in the air ducts)
- Willie: Not so fast, boyo. Well, if it was up to me, I'd let you go...
- (looks at his fists)
- ...but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!
- (Willie starts to beat Homer)
- Homer: Stop pummelling me! It's really painful!
- Willie: Alright. I'll strangle you for a while!
- Alex Whitney: Calm down, Lisa. DMY.
- Lisa: What's DMY?
- Alex: Don't mess yourself.
- Lisa: Eeew!
- Alex: Yeah, that's why we changed it to DMY.
- Alex: Ooh, which one is the evil one?(On Sheeri and Tari)
- Lisa: Unbelievable! Whoooa! (Falls off her shoes and lands on the ground with a thud, while Nelson and the others look on)
