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:'''[[Homer]]''': Lies got us into this mess, Son. From now on, it's honesty all the way. | :'''[[Homer]]''': Lies got us into this mess, Son. From now on, it's honesty all the way. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Why are we still grifting? The car's paid for; doesn't that balance out the universe? | :'''Bart''': Why are we still grifting? The car's paid for; doesn't that balance out the universe? | ||
:'''Homer''': In a way, but I also remembered some other stuff, like my bike that was stolen in third grade. Plus the baldness. | :'''Homer''': In a way, but I also remembered some other stuff, like my bike that was stolen in third grade. Plus the baldness. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': Okay, I'm sold. | + | :'''Bart''': Okay, I'm sold. |
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:'''Lisa''': I don't know, Mom, I think they're up to something. | :'''Lisa''': I don't know, Mom, I think they're up to something. | ||
:'''Marge''': Sure looks that way, but at least Bart and Homer are spending quality time together. | :'''Marge''': Sure looks that way, but at least Bart and Homer are spending quality time together. | ||
:'''Lisa''': It that a Long Island iced tea? | :'''Lisa''': It that a Long Island iced tea? | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Oh, this? Hmm, I think it is! (''Drinks it'') You're a pretty girl. (''Pats Lisa's face'') | + | :'''Marge''': Oh, this? Hmm, I think it is! (''Drinks it'') You're a pretty girl. (''Pats Lisa's face'') |
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Revision as of 03:36, August 31, 2012
- Homer: Lies got us into this mess, Son. From now on, it's honesty all the way.
- (at Home)
- Marge: You were carjacked … in the church parking lot?!
- Homer: Absolutely. We had stopped in for a quick prayer, when -- Bart, would you call him a crazy man?
- Bart: Definitely … well, crazy about carjacking.
- Lisa: What did he look like?
- Homer: Um … let's see … he was … foreign … and he had…
- Bart: Wild, bushy hair -- like an animal!
- Lisa: Anything else?
- Homer: Well, he seemed like a loner -- kept to himself, mostly.
- Bart: And, he said if we went to the cops, he'd come back for Maggie.
- Marge: (gasps) Oh, dear! We don't want that!
- Homer: Any who, the whole nightmare has really made us sleepy. Let's hit the hay.
- Bart: Why are we still grifting? The car's paid for; doesn't that balance out the universe?
- Homer: In a way, but I also remembered some other stuff, like my bike that was stolen in third grade. Plus the baldness.
- Bart: Okay, I'm sold.
- Lisa: I don't know, Mom, I think they're up to something.
- Marge: Sure looks that way, but at least Bart and Homer are spending quality time together.
- Lisa: It that a Long Island iced tea?
- Marge: Oh, this? Hmm, I think it is! (Drinks it) You're a pretty girl. (Pats Lisa's face)
