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Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!

Marge: Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!

Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!

Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!

Ralph: I'm a gulch!

Bart: Buck McCoy helped me.

Grandpa: Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!

Lisa: I met one of my heroes today, she started the.

Grandpa: Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.

Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.

Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.

Homer: Oh, right.

Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

Bart (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat): Eat my short stories!

Homer (Screaming in the phone): Get me Buck McCoy!

Lisa: Dad! I'm on the line.

Milhouse: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?

Ralph: I will.

Milhouse: Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!

Ralph: Be quiet.

Milhouse: Yes sir.

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