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Season 1[edit]

Image Episode Title "Homer's Odyssey" Simpson Says Safe! Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Strikes Again! Watch Out, Here Comes Homer Enough Already Homer Simpson!

Season 2[edit]

Image Episode Title "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole?;Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap;Count The Eyes,Mr Burns! Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish in Every Pot? Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958 "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee Another Smart Move by Burns Hooray for Burns!

Season 3[edit]

Image Episode Title "Stark Raving Dad" Michael Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" Never Too Busy... "When Flanders Failed" President Declares World Peace President Homer Declares World Peace President Simpson Wins Super Bowl "Bart the Murderer" Principal Still Missing: Police Search for Body Principal Murder Trail Begins Today Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt Sentencing Today For Dinky Don "Treehouse of Horror II" World Peace Declared Monster Okay Slavery Plan "Flaming Moe's" Wizard of Walnut Street "Radio Bart" Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found "Dog of Death" Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

Season 4[edit]

Image Episode Title "Lisa the Beauty Queen" Lisa Kicks Butt Queen to Mayor: You're Next; Nerds Pummeled in Football Melee "Treehouse of Horror III" Woman Weds Ape; "Woody Allen" Born "Lisa's First Word" Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef "Marge vs. the Monorail" Burns Pays City 3 Mil! "Krusty Gets Kancelled" Who is Gabbo? Five Days 'til Gabbo Gabbo Here Today Quimby Re-elected by Landslide; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation

Season 5[edit]

Image Episode Title "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Snow Storm Hits the Midwest "Rosebud" Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan "Homer the Vigilante" Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony Burglar Strikes Again; Is Nothing Safe? Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" Local Gays Show Their Pride "Homer Loves Flanders" Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery "Bart Gets an Elephant" KBBL Cheats Straight A Student !!! "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong

Season 6[edit]

Image Episode Title "Sideshow Bob Roberts" Bob Pardon #1 Local Issue; Edges Out No Fat Chicks Ordinance Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote? Toddlers Topple Mayor; Expressway Halt Rankes Elderly "Bart's Comet" Prez Sez: School is For Losers Boy Discovers Comet Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail; Mayor Visits City "A Star Is Burns" Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Awful School is Awful Rich Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

Season 7[edit]

Image Episode Title "Radioactive Man" Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Milhouse Disappears; Movie On Hold Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" America Loves Ted Kennedy 40 Trampled at Poco Concert "Mother Simpson" Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short "Lisa the Iconoclast" Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry "The Day the Violence Died" Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family "A Fish Called Selma" Page Ten: Troy a Little Tenderness; Look Who's Drunk Troy Weds "22 Short Films About Springfield" Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead "Much Apu About Nothing" Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot, Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign

Season 8[edit]

Image Episode Title "You Only Move Twice" Supervillain Seizes the East Coast "The Homer They Fall" Champ to Whale on Local Man "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer" Kickin' Back; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend "The Springfield Files" Human Blimp sees Flying Saucer "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While "Brother from Another Series" Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Threaten To Leave Town City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred by Banner Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops "The Old Man and the Lisa" Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad

Season 9[edit]

Image Episode Title "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective "Realty Bites" Gruesome murders at Socialite's House; Mrs. Astor Safe "The Joy of Sect" Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Adult Lifestyle Section "The Last Temptation of Krust" Dog kills cat, Self "Trash of the Titans" New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at it Again Simpson wins in landslide; Says "Crazy Promises" the Key "Natural Born Kissers" Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life

Season 10[edit]

Image Episode Title "Homer to the Max" It's War "I'm with Cupid" Tax Hike Approved "The Old Man and the "C" Student" Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

Season 11[edit]

Image Episode Title "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born "Eight Misbehavin'" Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic! "Behind the Laughter" Feds to Simps: Pay up! That's All, Folks!

Season 12[edit]

Image Episode Title "Lisa the Tree Hugger" Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to Stems and Seeds "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Web Snoops Exposes Pool Hustle "Simpson Safari" Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies "Trilogy of Error" First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnickers Reach Last-Minute Accord

Season 13[edit]

Image Episode Title "The Parent Rap" Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined "Brawl in the Family" Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie "Half-Decent Proposal" Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield "Weekend at Burnsie's" Medical Marijuana Outlawed "The Frying Game" HO. J. SIMPSON Trial Starts Today "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Heat Wave Continues

Season 14[edit]

Image Episode Title "Large Marge" Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3–28 TV Clown Saves Day "Special Edna" Teacher Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind? ... Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso "A Star Is Born Again" Lonely Men Die Early "Three Gays of the Condo" Bumblebee Man Caught in Sting "Old Yeller-Belly" LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale of the Pup "The Bart of War" Cavalry Kids Lead Charge in Cleanup; President Shoots Wife "Moe Baby Blues" Baby Saved by Local Hero, Not Father; Man's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's

Season 15[edit]

Image Episode Title "My Mother the Carjacker" Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd Cranford Man Missing Drought Threatens to Turn West into Desert Peace Talks Break Down Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza Giant Taco Built in Mexico "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" "Families Come First" On Ballot - Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show "Families Come First" Wrong for Springfield Costs Too Much, Does Too Little "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Years; Local Bully to Homer "Haw Haw" "Simple Simpson" Obese Nerd Eats Humble Pie; "Pie Man" Back for Seconds "Bart-Mangled Banner" U-ASS-A "Fraudcast News" Beloved Hero Cheats Death Lisa's a Total Whacko, Implies Father Lisa Loves Milhouse

Season 16[edit]

Image Episode Title "All's Fair in Oven War" Father of Eight Missing "Mommie Beerest" Triple Murder at Moe's "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers "Pranksta Rap" Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree Commission: Wiggum Sucks Hail Drought Continues Tin Roofs Undented Wiggum Rescues Boy No, Really "The Seven-Beer Snitch" God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices "A Star Is Torn" L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield! 10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Local Father, Son May Switch Religions

Season 17[edit]

Image Episode Title "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Couch Gag Thrills Nation "Million-Dollar Abie" Old Man Beats Meat

Season 18[edit]

Image Episode Title "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" Local Man Thinks Wrestling Is Real "Treehouse of Horror XVII" Bullies Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tomorrow We Don't "Marge Gamer" Couch Gag Thrills Nation "24 Minutes" Mayor's Breath Still Problem - Corn Less Popular - Bake Sale Today

Season 19[edit]

Image Episode Title "Funeral for a Fiend" Boy Shames Region "Dial "N" for Nerder" Bart Killed Martin - Lisa Helped

Season 20[edit]

Image Episode Title "Treehouse of Horror XIX" Christmas Occurs "The Burns and the Bees" Honey Famine Continues

Season 21[edit]

Image Episode Title "Rednecks and Broomsticks" Wiccan Curse Blinds Half The Town; Newspaper Sales Plunge 50 Percent "Thursdays with Abie" Out of the Mouth of Abe Curly to Shemp: You're Out "The Squirt and the Whale" Couch Flees Family, Hides in Newspaper Couch Wins Big Game Couch Visits NYSE Family Reunited With Couch, Sits Storm Batters Town; Meterologists Suspect Child's Prayer

Season 22[edit]

Image Episode Title "The Fight Before Christmas" Allied Armies Advance

Season 23[edit]

Image Episode Title "The Falcon and the D'ohman" Mayor Vows to "Lie Less" "Treehouse of Horror XXII" Latest Victims "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 2½ Stars - For Fans Only

Season 24[edit]

Image Episode Title "Hardly Kirk-ing" DVD Useless, Generation Ruined "Gorgeous Grampa" Glamorous Godfrey Can't Be Beat!! Glamorous Godfrey Wins Again!!! Good-Godfrey! "Dark Knight Court" Justice with a Side of Fruit Superhero cracks Gambling Ring, Hip Fruit Bat Man Saves Kitten, releases Hounds "Dangers on a Train" Brain Killed in Fishing Accident

Season 25[edit]

Image Episode Title "Specs and the City" Presidential Order Overturns Double-Play Congress Deadlocked On Double-Play Decision "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" July 4th Fireworks Cancelled - Bastille Day in Jeopardy

Season 26[edit]

Image Episode Title "Walking Big & Tall" Library Demolished Sinkhole Swallows Minor League All-Star Game Blimp Disaster! Historic Theater Red-Tagged "My Fare Lady" War In Mideast Peace In Midwest "The Kids Are All Fight" Cop Surrenders To Scarecrow

Season 27[edit]

Image Episode Title "Much Apu About Something" Monkeys Dirtier Than Ever "How Lisa Got Her Marge Back" Krustyland Roller Coaster Still Missing

Season 29[edit]

Image Episode Title "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Prufreeeders on Stryke Tire Fire Golden Jubilee University Bulldozed for Nuke Plant Slow-E-Shop Becomes Kwik-E-Mart Terrible Enfant Shocks Art World "Fears of a Clown" Krusty on Suicide Watch No One Watching "Lisa Gets the Blues" Mathlete Disqualified By No. 3 Pencil

Season 30[edit]

Image Episode Title "My Way or the Highway to Heaven" Simpson Boy Vows to Shatter 500-Bounce Barrier Dad Calls Son Awkward, Shy, Chubby, But Game

Season 31[edit]

Image Episode Title "Go Big or Go Homer" Nuclear Plant Worker at Center of Tenth Near-Meltdown "The Fat Blue Line" Fuhgeddabout Him: Fat Tony Gets 20 Years "Frinkcoin" First Test Tube Baby Born!

Season 32[edit]

Image Episode Title "Treehouse of Horror XXXI" Faye Dunaway Gives Oscar to Wrong Movie and Is Never Seen Again Jen and Brad Seen at Same Taco Stand "Burger Kings" Burns Nears Death Finally Some Good News "Mother and Child Reunion" Lisa Wins Every State With a Springfield

Season 34[edit]

Image Episode Title "Habeas Tortoise" Disney Returns Fox "It's Good to Feel Clean Again" "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" Springfield Shopper Acquires New, Larger Fonts "Clown V. Board of Education" Cop Surrenders To Scarecrow

Season 35[edit]

Image Episode Title "Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story" Leaks Sink LifeBoat "It's a Blunderful Life" City Celebrates Expulsion of the Simpsons! "Night of the Living Wage" GimmeChow Strike: Hell No, No More 'To Go' (Seen on phone app) "The Tipping Point" Local Man Tips Big on Slow News Day

The Simpsons Movie[edit]

Image Film Title The Simpsons Movie Springfield Cleans Up Act - Pushy Kid Nags Town

Specials[edit]

Image Episode Title "The Simpsons Guy" Pawtucket Brewery To Shut Down Thousands To Lose Jobs Families Need Jobs To Eat And Live Newspaper Headlines Can Stir Feelings Of Pity A Tale of Two Trumps Trump Tweets Actual Fact by Mistake The Most Wonderful Time of the Year Supreme Court Grants Disney+ Immunity

Commercials[edit]

Image Episode Title Crime of the Century Nancy Fredholm Hudson, New Hampshire Wins $50,000 Reward!

Comics[edit]

Image Comic issue Story Title Simpsons Comics #1 The Amazing Colossal Homer Giant Ape Terrorizes Springfield Simpsons Comics #19 N/A (front cover) Citizens Witness Miracle Simpsons Comics #39 Sense and Censorability Super-Nudie Nightmare Nixed Simpsons Comics #57 How the Vest Was Won! Critical Shortage of Wax Lips Reported Heroic Local Boy Bert Stimpson Saves Playmate Wilson Mumps Simpsons Comics #58 Mayor Me a Little Simpson Campaign in Full Swing Upstart Candidate Simpson Up in Polls Teachers, Athletes and Breweries Endorse Challenger Reverend Claims Simpson Has Made Deal With Devil Down to the Wire! Simpsons Comics #61 The Paper Chase All Krusty Choco-Krispy Krunch Bars Recalled Giant Moth Attacks City Simpsons Comics #64 Judge Marge Judge Skinner's Methods Praised By All "Judge" Marge to Host Own Show Simpsons Comics #65 Viva Bart Bosqueverde Plagued by Prankster Simpsons Comics #83 The Homer Effect EPA Nixes Nuke Plant! Burns Busted for Billions! Simpsons Comics #84 The Principal of the Thing School Grades and Attendance Up Thanks to Principal Simpson Simpsons Comics #92 The Burger Kings of Comedy! Terror Alert at Vermillion! Simpsons Comics #205 A Brand New Smithers Local Buffoon To Head Nuke Plant Simpsons Comics #216 Dolls Well That Ends Well Classic spit-take revealed as secret to longevity Bart Simpson #28 Lisa the Vampire Croaker Main Faints on Springfield Street; May Have Blood Shortage Simpsons Super Spectacular #12 Dial "M" for Milhouse Campfire Kid Ruins Scout Jamboree Batboy Robs Ballgame Rubber Lad Bounces Mayor

Video games[edit]

Image Game Title The Simpsons Skateboarding Burns' mansion; Our sneaky peek inside The Simpsons: Hit & Run Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found Local Man Ruins Hot Dog Eating Contest Low Level Employee Harasses Millionaire, Hounds Released Bart Simpson Disappears in Bright Light Mysterious Shape Found in Field Exciting New Cola Gains Popularity Krusty at Squidport Today for Cola-Bration Aliens Invade Springfield!

See also[edit]

• Springfield Shopper