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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I wet my arm-pants.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh my God! The legends are true
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Did you find gold?
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{{qf|Bart}} Better—the prospectors left naughty French postcards!
 
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{{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} Hey, this is one of the planets on ''[[Star Trek]]''.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Lisa, we have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Never get off the bus! Never get off the bus!
 
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I got a right to be cranky! The food stinks and the TV's only got one channel!
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{{qf|[[Retirement Castle orderly]]}} That's a fish tank.
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{{qf|Grampa}} You're a fish tank!
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{{qf|Retirement Castle orderly}} ''[distraught]'' That is so hurtful. Wish I was a fish tank. Then I could filter out his nasty words. Call me a fish tank...
 
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{{qf|Grampa}} Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That doesn't seem fair—they won't let him escape, then they kick him out.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Abe? Are you feeling all right?
 
{{qf|Grampa}} Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee.
 
{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?
 
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee.
 
 
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{{qf|Grampa}} ''[Giving money to Bart]'' Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't ya never heard of conversation?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[Excited]'' To the antique store!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[sighs]'' Fine. How's it goin'?
{{qf|Grampa}} ''[to Lisa]'' Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?
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{{qf|Grampa}} Terrible—I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad! I know what you did!
 
 
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{{qf|Grampa}} Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!
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{{qf|[[Walther Hotenhoffer]]}} My name is Walther Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I was wonderin' when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation.
 
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{{qf|[[Walter Hotenhoffer]]}} These are my Suitcase Suzies who will use their beauty and free give-aways to make sure our drug is prescribed.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Not so fast, Fritz! Before you waltz off with my Grampa grease, I wanna know, what did you do during the war?
{{qf|Bart}} ''[Noticing that the women are nearly identical]'' Cool! Are they robots?
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{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} [[World War Two]]? I wasn't born yet.
{{qf|Woman}} No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Funny how many Germans say that these days.
{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} I scoop them up by the sorority.
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:''[A nerd in a building discovers where he is]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mister Wonka.
{{qf|Nerd}} Uh, this is the nerd fraternity.
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{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} I am not Willy Wonka!
{{qf|Walter Hotenhoffer}} Uh, drop them in research.
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{{qf|Bart}} No, no. You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy!
{{qf|Nerd}} Nice.  
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{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} At some point I think we should see a doctor.
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{{qf|Bart}} No, it's cool—it's like we've got our own monster!
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{{qf|Homer}} Your grandfather is not a monster. Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Sounds good!
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{{qf|Lisa}} So I guess the lesson here is...
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group.
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{{qf|Walther Hotenhoffer}} And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory, never try to drink from the river. The tube! My God! Every night I see the tube!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 06:51, October 11, 2024


Season 22 Episode Quotes
478 "Angry Dad: The Movie"
479
"The Scorpion's Tale"
"A Midsummer's Nice Dreams" 480


Bart: Oh my God! The legends are true
Milhouse Van Houten: Did you find gold?
Bart: Better—the prospectors left naughty French postcards!

Principal Skinner: Lisa, we have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.
Milhouse: Never get off the bus! Never get off the bus!

Grampa: I got a right to be cranky! The food stinks and the TV's only got one channel!
Retirement Castle orderly: That's a fish tank.
Grampa: You're a fish tank!
Retirement Castle orderly: [distraught] That is so hurtful. Wish I was a fish tank. Then I could filter out his nasty words. Call me a fish tank...

Lisa: That doesn't seem fair—they won't let him escape, then they kick him out.

Grampa: Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't ya never heard of conversation?
Bart: [sighs] Fine. How's it goin'?
Grampa: Terrible—I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!

Walther Hotenhoffer: My name is Walther Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.
Carl Carlson: I was wonderin' when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation.

Grampa: Not so fast, Fritz! Before you waltz off with my Grampa grease, I wanna know, what did you do during the war?
Walther Hotenhoffer: World War Two? I wasn't born yet.
Grampa: Funny how many Germans say that these days.

Homer: Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mister Wonka.
Walther Hotenhoffer: I am not Willy Wonka!
Bart: No, no. You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy!
Walther Hotenhoffer: Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.

Marge: At some point I think we should see a doctor.
Bart: No, it's cool—it's like we've got our own monster!
Homer: Your grandfather is not a monster. Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.
Grampa: Sounds good!

Lisa: So I guess the lesson here is...
Principal Skinner: If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group.
Walther Hotenhoffer: And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory, never try to drink from the river. The tube! My God! Every night I see the tube!
Season 22 Quotes
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