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'''Barbara Belfry''' is the manager of [[St. Giles Orphanage]] and the wife of [[Sideshow Mel]]. She also used to be a javelin thrower.
  
'''Abraham "Abe" Jedediah Simpson II''', usually referred to as '''Grampa Simpson''' or simply '''Grampa''', is the patriarch of the Simpson family, the father of [[Homer Simpson]], [[Herbert Powell]], and [[Abbey]] and the grandfather of [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Maggie Simpson]]. Abe is a World War II veteran later sent to the [[Springfield Retirement Castle]] by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories and general incompetence.
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Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.
  
Almost all of Grampa's biographical information is supplied by himself. Many of his stories seem to be wildly inaccurate, often physically or historically impossible, and occasionally inconsistent even with each other, suggesting Abe is senile. (Though his reaction to [[Bart]]'s reaction to one of his stories implies he is aware he is being inconsistent.) As such, all information provided is taken with a grain of salt. He is a member of the [[Stonecutters]], masons, communists, as well as being president of the gay and lesbian party for some reason. Additionally, he suffers from sporadic narcoleptic attacks.
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When [[Ned Flanders]] came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, [[Ned Flanders I]]. This donation led to [[Costas Becker]] going after Ned.
  
Abraham Jedediah Simpson, perennially known as "Grampa" Simpson, was born in the "Old Country"; he apparently does not remember which country exactly. Most likely it was Canada, as that is where his great-great-grandparents immigrated in 1860 to avoid being arrested for helping a slave ([[Virgil Simpson|his great-great-grandfather]], to be precise) escape. Abe claims, when he was a young boy, he immigrated to America with his parents, and moved into the Statue of Liberty. For a few years they lived here, but they were forced to move out when they filled the head with too much garbage. He also says he served in the first World War and had to lie about his age, being around five at the time. He worked as a shoeshine boy at [[Springfield Union Station]], and claims a not-yet-famous [[Clark Gable]] was one of his customers, whom he gave his copy of ''Gone With the Wind''.
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Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with [[Sideshow Mel]], then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...
  
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Barbara Belfry is the manager of St. Giles Orphanage and the wife of Sideshow Mel. She also used to be a javelin thrower.

Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.

When Ned Flanders came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, Ned Flanders I. This donation led to Costas Becker going after Ned.

Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with Sideshow Mel, then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...

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