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'''Barbara Belfry''' is the manager of [[St. Giles Orphanage]] and the wife of [[Sideshow Mel]]. She also used to be a javelin thrower.
  
'''Jonathan "John" I.Q. Neidelbaum Frink, Sr.''' is the father of [[Prof. Frink]], with whom he never really got along well. Frink Jr's mother said they got along like positrons and antineutrinos.  
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Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.
  
After Frink Jr. won the [[Nobel Prize]] (for devising a hammer with a screwdriver on the other end of it), he expressed the wish that his father was able to see him win. He explained that his father always saw him as a disappointment, and described his father as a he-man scientist who worked on the atom bomb by day, slept with [[Marilyn Monroe]] by night, and sold secrets to the [[Russia]]ns at lunch. He was last seen alive just before he went to research sharks. Frink Jr. didn't want to go on this trip because he got sea sick a lot, even when taking a shower. His father, disgusted, left without him. Frink revealed that his father was bitten by a shark while testing a blood-based suntan lotion.
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When [[Ned Flanders]] came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, [[Ned Flanders I]]. This donation led to [[Costas Becker]] going after Ned.
  
Frink brought his dad back to life, explained that his missing organs had been replaced with machines, and that he has no penis "in the traditional sense". Frink Sr., believing he wasn't really alive, went on an organ theft rampage. He took organs and body parts from living people if he thought they were good enough for him, murdering many innocent people in the process...
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Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with [[Sideshow Mel]], then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...
  
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Barbara Belfry is the manager of St. Giles Orphanage and the wife of Sideshow Mel. She also used to be a javelin thrower.

Barb used to be a javelin thrower, until her breasts became too big to be an athlete any more.

When Ned Flanders came across a large amount of money, he donated it to St. Giles Orphanage, which Barb ran. Whilst Ned wanted to make the donation anonymously, Barb convinced him to make the donation in the name of someone else, so Ned chose his grandfather, Ned Flanders I. This donation led to Costas Becker going after Ned.

Barb became smitten with Ned and asked him out on a date to the Springfield Winter Market, which Ned accepted. After their date, they went back to Barb's house and Barb invited Ned in. As they made out, Ned noticed that Barb had multiple pictures of her with Sideshow Mel, then realized that she was married to him. Barb explained to Ned that she and Mel had an arrangement and that she could sleep with anyone she wanted to. However, Ned was uncomfortable with this and decided to leave...

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