Difference between revisions of "A League of His Own"

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A League of His Own is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Baseball Jasper to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark Zzzz... Jasper you fool! Why are you wearing an old-time woman's baseball uniform? And why is the name on the back "Jasperien?" It's not what you think! See, in the 1940s and early 50s, I posed as a woman to play in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. This was my uniform. I know! I was on your team you idjit! But, see, I had a very good REASON to join the ladies' league. And it's not what you think. I did it... to avoid the draft. I know! I joined for the same reason, and you ratted me out! Did I? Oh. Well, you'll never figure out why I put on the old uniform again. Why I would risk having my subterfuge come to light after all these years... Because you're losing your skull marbles, and you thought it was 1953. Right. Good guess. Speaking of it being 1953 -- there's a fly ball! I got it! Jasperien's got it! Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Catch an Imaginary Fly Ball". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark It's sure been fun thinking it's 1953. But I should probably change outta this skirt. Jasper! The War Board is comin' for ya! They know you've been posing as a girl to dodge the draft. They're gonna execute you, then send you to fight in the Pacific! I gotta hide! Heh-heh. It sure is fun being a little less senile than your friends. Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Hide". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark Jasper, FDR himself just rode into town! He's got a pair of six shooters, and he's hoppin' mad you've been dodging the draft! And he thinks you're the worst baseball player he's ever seen -- boy or girl. He's gonna charge you with high treason because you can't drive the ball to the opposite field! You'll get the firing squad for sure! Then I've got mere moments to improve my swing! Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Swing Bat". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark Good news, Jasperien! You caught a lucky break. FDR just got off the phone with Emperor Hirohito. Turns out the Emperor is a huge fan of yours! FDR says that if you'll sign a few baseball cards for Japan's leader, this whole world war can be over by dinnertime. Anything to get that gun-totin' New Deal-slingin' maniac off my back. To the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop! I sell baseball cards? That's odd. I never really noticed it was in the name of the store. Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Sign Autographs". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Baseball Jasper's exclamation mark Abe, you're a true friend. If it weren't for you, FDR would have used my finger bones for cigarette holders. They'd be held between his teeth at a jaunty angle even as we speak! You old fool! I was just pulling your leg. FDR doesn't know you're a secret lady ballplayer. You mean... I'm safe? Far from it! Not so long as J. Edgar Hoover is crusading to root out cross-dressing from our major professional sports. They got G-men at every base, frisking anyone who scores a run! I gotta get out of this uniform! Task: "Make Baseball Jasper Get Changed". The job takes place at the Community Center and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the sports comedy A League of Their Own.