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− | *'''September 23''': Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already… | + | *'''June 5th''': Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right? |
− | ::If you're looking for mainstream, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for Main Street, you're two blocks away. Get Groovetone Records today.
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} update page! |
− | :::Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer prefers his new jazz name over his old jazz name Defonzo "To Be Determined" Palmer.
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− | ::::The moon's out at Springfield Memorial Bridge, perfect for somber saxophonin' if you're Bleeding Gums, or less somber body dumpin' if you're Fat Tony.
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− | :::::Whether you're into the blues or a paler sickly green color, this hot spot's for you.
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− | ::::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|All This Jazz}} page!
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Revision as of 16:25, May 31, 2024
- June 5th: Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
- Find all about the event in the Summer of Our Discontent update page!