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| − | *'''August 12''': Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 {{EQ}} Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already… | + | *'''June 5th''': Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right? |
| − | ::Milhouse has more than a bounce in his step - he's got a bounce in his house. Line up for the hottest jump in town.
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} update page! |
| − | :::No more number two for Kirkedemious Van Houten! He has returned to save the world! Wait, no. To restore Southern Cracker to the top of salty snacks!
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| − | ::::Cool Milhouse is here and redefining what's cool. Gluten-free is hot. Capris are in. Asthma inhalers are... still uncool. He can't work miracles.
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| − | :::::Milhoose is in town to ask Lisa oot in hopes that one day she might be his spoose. Everything's Canucking Up, Milhoose! ...Soory aboot that.
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| − | ::::::The Secretary has landed and he's got a plan to save this election: a sign that says 'Vote Lisa.' Hey, we said he had a plan, not a good one.
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| − | :::::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} page!
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Revision as of 16:25, May 31, 2024
- June 5th: Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
- Find all about the event in the Summer of Our Discontent update page!
