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− | *'''December 5th''': Turn off the TV Yule log and light one in a digital fireplace instead, like the olden days. Play today and see what families did before phones and TV! | + | *'''June 5th''': Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right? |
− | ::Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the donuts are so delightful. Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Let it D’oh! Get BONUS donuts – now in select packs!
| + | ::Find all about the event in the {{TOCU|Summer of Our Discontent}} update page! |
− | :::The Angel Lisa hath cometh! She’s here to saveth an elementary school Christmas pageant, and to teach me how to spell-eth.
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− | ::::Need a date for prom? Young Barney has arrived, and he’s got a corsage with your name on it. Snatch him up now while he still has potential.
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− | :::::Unlock the Festive Carolers and bring some Christmas cheer to your Springfield. Because nothing says the holidays like ugly sweaters and out-of-key singing.
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− | ::::::‘Tis the season of giving, but who says you can’t give to yourself? Gobble up some Holiday Donuts today and get BONUS Donuts in every pack!
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− | :::::::Age is just a number. And numbers are just…incredibly important. So, get Young Grampa and relive your heyday today!
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− | ::::::::Skip the lines at the mall and celebrate Christmas with your very own Santa Homie! His beard might be fake but his belly sure is real!
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− | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} page! | |
Revision as of 16:25, May 31, 2024
- June 5th: Summer is just around the corner, and with it comes some blazing days. It's time for a summer vacation for the Simpsons family...which of course will turn out exactly as planned, right?
- Find all about the event in the Summer of Our Discontent update page!