Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons Movie/Quotes"
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| − | + | :'''Bart''': [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!</p> | |
| − | + | :'''Cargill''': What treasure?!</p> | |
| − | + | :'''Bart''': The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.</p> | |
| − | + | :'''Cargill''': Ima Wiener? (I'm a weiner)</p> | |
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:'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked. | :'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked. | ||
| − | + | :'''Bart''': How naked? | |
| − | + | :'''Homer''': Fourth base. | |
| − | + | :'''Bart''': But girls might see my doodle. | |
| − | '''Bart''': How naked? | + | :'''Homer''': Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I''ll say "Good Morning, Chicken. then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?'' |
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| − | '''Bart''': But girls might see my doodle. | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I''ll say "Good Morning, Chicken. then at your wedding, I'll sing (''also holding up the middle finger'') "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (''sees Bart skating naked'') Bawk?'' | ||
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Revision as of 11:48, July 8, 2010
- Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
- Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
- Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]
- [The family is late for Church]
- Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."
- Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"
- Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
- Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
- [Grampa in church]
- Grampa Simpson: "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tale, a thousand eyes, TRAPPED FOREVER.
- [Grampa falls down]
- Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
- Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
- Grampa Simpson: "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!
- Homer: "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
- Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
- Milhouse: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
- Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
- Milhouse: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"
- [Nelson punches Milhouse]
- Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs."
- Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes...what could that be?
- Grampa Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
- Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
- Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
- [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
- Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!
- Homer: [looking at the anger mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
- Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Homer: D'oh...
- Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutley perfect monent, but this ---
- Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
- Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
- Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
- Cargill: What treasure?!
- Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
- Cargill: Ima Wiener? (I'm a weiner)
- Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
- Bart: How naked?
- Homer: Fourth base.
- Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
- Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning Ill say "Good Morning, Chicken. then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?
