Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons Movie/Quotes"

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Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"

Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"

Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]

[The family is late for Church]

Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."

Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"

Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"

Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]

[Grampa in church]

Grampa Simpson: "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tale, a thousand eyes, TRAPPED FOREVER.

[Grampa falls down]

Lisa: "Dad, do something!"

Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"

Grampa Simpson: "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!"

Homer: "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"

Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."

Milhouse: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"

Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"

Milhouse: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"

[Nelson punches Milhouse]

Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs."

Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes...what could that be?

Grampa Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."

Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."

[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]

Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!