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{{Title|John}}
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{{Character
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|name = John
hair=Black|
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|image = [[File:John Homer's Phobia.png|250px]]
age=Early 40's|
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|gender = {{Male}}
job=Owner and propieter of [[Cockamie's Collectibles]]|
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relatives=Unknown|
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|age =  
appearance=[[Homer's Phobia]]|
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|status = Alive
voiced by=[[John Waters]]|
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|job = Owner of Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop
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|voiced by = [[John Waters]]
 
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'''John''' is the homosexual owner of Cockamie's Collectibles.
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'''John''' is the gay owner of [[Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop]], an offbeat store filled with various "camp" items.
  
==Biography==
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== History ==
Needing money to pay for the gas repair bill, the Simpson family visits "Cockamamie's", an offbeat [[collectible]]s shop, hoping that it will purchase one of the family's heirlooms. Homer meets John, the antiques dealer, who explains that much of the merchandise is there because of its [[camp (style)|camp]] value. [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] and [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] are impressed with John, and Homer invites him to the Simpsons' house to see the campy items that the family owns. The next morning, Homer tells [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] that he likes John and suggests they invite him and "his wife" over. Marge hints repeatedly to an oblivious Homer that John is a [[Homosexuality|homosexual]], and when Homer finally understands, he is horrified. Homer's attitude towards John changes completely, and he turns against him, refusing to join his tour of [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]. The rest of the family joins John and has a good time, but Homer is upset with the family upon their return. The rest of the Simpson family continue to enjoy John's company, especially Bart, who starts wearing [[Aloha shirt|Hawaiian shirts]] and dancing in [[drag (clothing)|a woman's wig]]. This makes Homer uneasy, and he begins to fear Bart is gay.
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He first appears when he shows that "a very old figurine" belonging to the [[Simpsons]] was just an old liquor bottle, quickly striking up a friendship with the family. Whilst exploring the Simpson's house searching for any value in the items there, Homer takes a shine to him. However, upon hearing that John is a homosexual, Homer turns against him. The rest of the family continue to enjoy John's company, with him taking them on a tour of Springfield. After a while Homer fears that John's homosexuality is rubbing off on Bart and decides to take him hunting. After Homer has sustained a severe beating from a group of reindeer, John saves him, scaring the reindeer off with a Japanese robot Santa Claus. With this act he earns Homer's trust. He is seen wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" bowling shirt, which [[Marge Simpson]] presumably gave away. It is hinted that John has been dating [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]].<ref>"[[Homer's Phobia]]"</ref>
  
Homer endeavors to make Bart more masculine by forcing him to look at a [[cigarette]] [[Billboard (advertising)|billboard]] featuring scantily clad women in hopes Bart will be attracted to girls, but instead Bart gets the urge to smoke. Homer then escorts him to see a [[steel mill]]’s muscle-bound workforce, only to find that the factory in question moonlights as The Anvil, a homosexual disco. A desperate Homer insists on taking Bart [[deer hunting]] with [[Moe Szyslak|Moe]] and [[Barney Gumble|Barney]]. When they cannot find any deer, they decide instead to go to [[Santa]]'s Village and shoot the [[reindeer]] in the corral. This backfires when the reindeer attack them. John, with the help of Lisa and Marge, uses a Japanese [[Santa Claus]] robot to scare off the reindeer and save the hunting party. Homer accepts John, more or less, and tells Bart, who is still unaware of his father's concerns, that any way he lives his life is fine with him. After Lisa informs Bart that Homer thinks he is a homosexual, Bart is horrified. The episode ends with everyone driving off in John's car.
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He attended the [[Green Day]] concert.<ref>''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''</ref>
  
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John was on the gay dating app [[U.S. Male Service]].<ref>"[[Portrait of a Lackey on Fire]]"</ref>
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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In the episode "[[Homer's Phobia]]", John is voiced by and modeled after John Waters. His character is seen wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" shirt from "[[Team Homer]]".
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== Appearances ==
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Latest revision as of 09:26, April 20, 2024

For others named John, see John.
John
John Homer's Phobia.png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Alive
Hair: Black
Occupation: Owner of Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop
First appearance: "Homer's Phobia"
Voiced by: John Waters


John is the gay owner of Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop, an offbeat store filled with various "camp" items.

History[edit]

He first appears when he shows that "a very old figurine" belonging to the Simpsons was just an old liquor bottle, quickly striking up a friendship with the family. Whilst exploring the Simpson's house searching for any value in the items there, Homer takes a shine to him. However, upon hearing that John is a homosexual, Homer turns against him. The rest of the family continue to enjoy John's company, with him taking them on a tour of Springfield. After a while Homer fears that John's homosexuality is rubbing off on Bart and decides to take him hunting. After Homer has sustained a severe beating from a group of reindeer, John saves him, scaring the reindeer off with a Japanese robot Santa Claus. With this act he earns Homer's trust. He is seen wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" bowling shirt, which Marge Simpson presumably gave away. It is hinted that John has been dating Waylon Smithers, Jr..[1]

He attended the Green Day concert.[2]

John was on the gay dating app U.S. Male Service.[3]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

In the episode "Homer's Phobia", John is voiced by and modeled after John Waters. His character is seen wearing Homer's "Pin Pals" shirt from "Team Homer".

Appearances[edit]

References[edit]