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| − | {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} We all know that the U.S.A. was blessed with the discovery of the atom bomb! Certainly, in a time of crisis, we knew how to use it! But what do we know of atomic energy's by-product-- --Radioactivity? There is so much about it to be | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} We all know that the U.S.A. was blessed with the discovery of the atom bomb! Certainly, in a time of crisis, we knew how to use it! But what do we know of atomic energy's by-product-- --Radioactivity? There is so much about it to be learned—And yet to be discovered! Keep in mind that radioactivity can be very, very deadly at times... But it also works in mysterious ways! ''[thinking]'' I wish I could tell these kids that I got my powers by being caught in an atomic blast—But I'm afraid impressionable youngsters might try the same stunt and hurt themselves! ''[out loud]'' Science has learned that an unhealthy dose of radioactivity might very well cause incredible and uncanny changes in living organisms. It could conceivably change even the most insignificant life forms-- --Into monsters! |
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{{qf|[[Parker Peterman]]}} That caped moron doesn't know what he's talking about! Radioactivity is deadly, for Pete's sake!! Where is he getting his science from-- --Comic books?! | {{qf|[[Parker Peterman]]}} That caped moron doesn't know what he's talking about! Radioactivity is deadly, for Pete's sake!! Where is he getting his science from-- --Comic books?! | ||
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{{qf|[[Aunt Mabel]]}} My house--! | {{qf|[[Aunt Mabel]]}} My house--! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Uncle Benny]]}} My | + | {{qf|[[Uncle Benny]]}} My nephew—He's grown into that horrible monster! |
{{qf|Radioactive Man}} Your nephew--? His name wouldn't happen to be Parker Peterson, would it? | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Your nephew--? His name wouldn't happen to be Parker Peterson, would it? | ||
{{qf|Aunt Mabel}} My house--! | {{qf|Aunt Mabel}} My house--! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} | + | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Ugh—Don't want to hurt him—He's still [GRUNT!] your nephew! |
{{qf|Uncle Benny}} He's not the nephew I remember. [CHOKE!] Now he's a monster! | {{qf|Uncle Benny}} He's not the nephew I remember. [CHOKE!] Now he's a monster! | ||
| − | {{qf|Aunt Mabel}} And that monster wrecked my house! [SOB!] Squash him, Radioactive | + | {{qf|Aunt Mabel}} And that monster wrecked my house! [SOB!] Squash him, Radioactive Man—Squash him like a bug!! |
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| − | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Oh, | + | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Oh, no—My atomic radiation just made it bigger and more powerful! |
{{qf|Aunt Mabel}} Nice going, ya big boob! | {{qf|Aunt Mabel}} Nice going, ya big boob! | ||
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{{qf|Radioactive Man}} All I'm saying is, with accidental powers, comes irresponsibility! | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} All I'm saying is, with accidental powers, comes irresponsibility! | ||
{{qf|Parker Peterman}} Says you! Rules are meant to be broken! Look at us! Why didn't all that radioactivity kill us? How does it turn me into a spider and give you super powers?? It defies all science!! | {{qf|Parker Peterman}} Says you! Rules are meant to be broken! Look at us! Why didn't all that radioactivity kill us? How does it turn me into a spider and give you super powers?? It defies all science!! | ||
| − | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} There's a simple explanation to that, | + | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} There's a simple explanation to that, Parker—And that is this-- --There are things in this universe better left... unexplained! |
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[[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]] | [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:08, April 3, 2024
- Radioactive Man: We all know that the U.S.A. was blessed with the discovery of the atom bomb! Certainly, in a time of crisis, we knew how to use it! But what do we know of atomic energy's by-product-- --Radioactivity? There is so much about it to be learned—And yet to be discovered! Keep in mind that radioactivity can be very, very deadly at times... But it also works in mysterious ways! [thinking] I wish I could tell these kids that I got my powers by being caught in an atomic blast—But I'm afraid impressionable youngsters might try the same stunt and hurt themselves! [out loud] Science has learned that an unhealthy dose of radioactivity might very well cause incredible and uncanny changes in living organisms. It could conceivably change even the most insignificant life forms-- --Into monsters!
- Parker Peterman: That caped moron doesn't know what he's talking about! Radioactivity is deadly, for Pete's sake!! Where is he getting his science from-- --Comic books?!
- Buck Curtis: Every time I try to be friendly with Parker, he twists it around as if I'm picking on him! Golly, I'm the captain of the football team, not the school bully!
- Radioactive Man: I think I understand... ...Your classmate Peterman suffers from what experts call an inferiority complex! All Peterman needs is a little self-confidence and he'll fit in just fine!
- Aunt Mabel: My house--!
- Uncle Benny: My nephew—He's grown into that horrible monster!
- Radioactive Man: Your nephew--? His name wouldn't happen to be Parker Peterson, would it?
- Aunt Mabel: My house--!
- Radioactive Man: Ugh—Don't want to hurt him—He's still [GRUNT!] your nephew!
- Uncle Benny: He's not the nephew I remember. [CHOKE!] Now he's a monster!
- Aunt Mabel: And that monster wrecked my house! [SOB!] Squash him, Radioactive Man—Squash him like a bug!!
- Radioactive Man: Oh, no—My atomic radiation just made it bigger and more powerful!
- Aunt Mabel: Nice going, ya big boob!
- Radioactive Man: All I'm saying is, with accidental powers, comes irresponsibility!
- Parker Peterman: Says you! Rules are meant to be broken! Look at us! Why didn't all that radioactivity kill us? How does it turn me into a spider and give you super powers?? It defies all science!!
- Radioactive Man: There's a simple explanation to that, Parker—And that is this-- --There are things in this universe better left... unexplained!
