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:'''Bart''': You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
:'''Lisa''': Yeah?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yeah?
:'''Bart''': Well now, I'm one of them!
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{{qf|Bart}} Well now, I'm one of them!
 
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:'''Pharm Team Lady''': This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent.
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{{qf|[[Female researcher|Pharm Team Women]]}} This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent.
:'''Pharm Team Man''': With 60 percent less sass-mouth!
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{{qf|[[Pharm team male researcher|Pharm Team Man]]}} With 60 percent less sass-mouth!
 
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:'''Bart''': Thanks for coming out here mom.
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{{qf|Bart}} Thanks for coming out here mom.
:'''Marge''': No, thank you for stopping the tank!
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{{qf|Marge}} No, thank you for stopping the tank!
:'''Bart''': It ran out of gas!
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{{qf|Bart}} It ran out of gas!
 
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:'''Homer''': My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
:'''Lisa''': Dad, that junkie is your son!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that junkie is your son!
:'''Homer''': Why don't you just tell everybody!
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{{qf|Homer}} Why don't you just tell everybody!
 
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:'''Wiggum''': Shoot the tires out, Lou!
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{{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Shoot the tires out, Lou!
:'''Lou''': Uh…it's a tank, chief!
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh... it's a tank, chief!
:'''Wiggum''': You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!
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{{qf|Wiggum}} You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!
 
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:'''Ralph''': And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey!
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{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey!
:'''Forest Fire Bear''': You're not going to start any fires are you?
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{{qf|Forest Fire Bear}} You're not going to start any fires are you?
:'''Ralph''': At my house we call them uh-oh's!
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{{qf|Ralph}} At my house we call them uh-oh's!
 
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:'''Skinner''': Bart will you go bother someone else?
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{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Bart will you go bother someone else?
:'''Bart'''': (yelling) Look a fire!!!!…engine.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[yelling]'' Look a fire!!!!... engine.
:'''Skinner''': Stop that!
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{{qf|Skinner}} Stop that!
:'''Bart''': (yelling)Help help fire!!!!…helmet.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[yelling]'' Help help fire!!!!... helmet.
:'''Skinner''': Can't you do something constructive!?
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{{qf|Skinner}} Can't you do something constructive!?
:'''Bart'''': Sure, I can do something destructive!
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{{qf|Bart}} Sure, I can do something destructive!
 
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:'''Mark McGwire''': Do you want to hear the terrifying truth, or would you like to see me sock a few dingers!?
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{{qf|[[Mark McGwire]]}} Do you want to hear the terrifying truth, or would you like to see me sock a few dingers!?
:'''Townsfolk''': Dingers! Dingers!
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{{qf|Townsfolk}} Dingers! Dingers!
  
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{{Season 11|Q}}

Latest revision as of 19:29, January 4, 2024


Season 11 Episode Quotes
227 "Beyond Blunderdome"
228
"Brother's Little Helper"
"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" 229


Bart: You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
Lisa: Yeah?
Bart: Well now, I'm one of them!

Pharm Team Women: This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent.
Pharm Team Man: With 60 percent less sass-mouth!

Bart: Thanks for coming out here mom.
Marge: No, thank you for stopping the tank!
Bart: It ran out of gas!

Homer: My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
Lisa: Dad, that junkie is your son!
Homer: Why don't you just tell everybody!

Wiggum: Shoot the tires out, Lou!
Lou: Uh... it's a tank, chief!
Wiggum: You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!

Ralph: And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey!
Forest Fire Bear: You're not going to start any fires are you?
Ralph: At my house we call them uh-oh's!

Skinner: Bart will you go bother someone else?
Bart: [yelling] Look a fire!!!!... engine.
Skinner: Stop that!
Bart: [yelling] Help help fire!!!!... helmet.
Skinner: Can't you do something constructive!?
Bart: Sure, I can do something destructive!

Mark McGwire: Do you want to hear the terrifying truth, or would you like to see me sock a few dingers!?
Townsfolk: Dingers! Dingers!
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome Brother's Little Helper Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Treehouse of Horror X E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Eight Misbehavin' Take My Wife, Sleaze Grift of the Magi Little Big Mom Faith Off The Mansion Family Saddlesore Galactica Alone Again, Natura-Diddily Missionary: Impossible Pygmoelian Bart to the Future Days of Wine and D'oh'ses Kill the Alligator and Run Last Tap Dance in Springfield It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Behind the Laughter