Difference between revisions of "Brother from Another Series/Quotes"
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− | :''( | + | :''(The boy has invaded the clown's thief's date with the boy's teacher, causing her to leave)'' |
− | : | + | :Criminal: ''(remorseful) "That'' was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy." |
− | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:Clown:"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!" |
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+ | <hr width=50%/>:Farmer: "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..." | ||
+ | :''(cut to the dog encased in Concrete)'' | ||
+ | :Farmer #2: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer." | ||
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− | + | :'''Criminal''': "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care." | |
− | :''' | + | Criminal's Brother: "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew." |
− | + | :Criminal: "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' " | |
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− | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>: Criminal: "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too." |
− | : | + | :Criminal: "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?" |
− | : | + | :Brother:" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!" |
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− | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:''(The brother is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly the boy jumps onto him from behind)'' |
− | :''( | + | :'''Boy''': [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?" |
− | :''' | + | :Brother: "Maris?" |
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Revision as of 19:54, July 24, 2010
- (The boy has invaded the clown's thief's date with the boy's teacher, causing her to leave)
- Criminal: (remorseful) "That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."
:Clown:"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!"
:Farmer: "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..."
- (cut to the dog encased in Concrete)
- Farmer #2: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer."
- Criminal: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care."
Criminal's Brother: "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew."
- Criminal: "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' "
: Criminal: "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too."
- Criminal: "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?"
- Brother:" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!"
:(The brother is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly the boy jumps onto him from behind)
- Boy: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?"
- Brother: "Maris?"