Difference between revisions of "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer/Quotes"
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" | :'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': ''[ | + | :'''Homer''': ''[hallucinating]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." |
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:'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | :'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | ||
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:''[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]'' | :''[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? | + | :'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... ''[apprehensively]'' uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. ''[now speaking very quickly]'' I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!" |
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| + | :''[Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out window and seeing silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | ||
Revision as of 15:31, May 20, 2010
- Homer: [After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off] "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"
- [Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]
- Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"
- Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
- Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."
- Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"
- Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"
- Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."
- Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"
- [His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]
- Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
- Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"
- Homer: [hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
- Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."
- Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."
- [In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]
- Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"
- [Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]
- Bart: [looking out window and seeing silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"
- Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"
