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| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Gary Chalmers]]}} Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess "B" and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh, "B"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Very good. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jennifer Clarkeson]]}} I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads, and I just tip 'em into the basket. | |
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- Edna Krabappel: Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power.
- Gary Chalmers: Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.
- Principal Skinner: So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?
- Homer: And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do.
- Lisa: Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess "B" and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?
- Bart: Uh, "B"?
- Lisa: Very good.
- Marge: Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.
- Jennifer Clarkeson: I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads, and I just tip 'em into the basket.
