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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" ''[chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Ow! My foot you stupid, lousy, clumsy...! | |
| − | :''Courtroom audience and jury | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, pal! ''[gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} ''[pointing gun at Apu]'' Hand over all your money in a paper bag! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! ''[hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} ''[to Homer]'' You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone. | |
| − | + | :''[Homer gasps with relief]'' | |
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| − | + | :''[<nowiki></nowiki>[[Springfield County Court House|Springfield Courthouse]]. Krusty is being indicted.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} How does the defendant plead? | |
| − | :'' | + | {{qf|Krusty}} I plead guilty, Your Honor. |
| − | + | :''[Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Defense attorney}} No, no! | |
| − | + | :''[Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Oops, I'm sorry. I plead not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters! | |
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| + | :''[Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B? | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} Huh? Wh-What do you mean? | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} The one with the "B". | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} Uh...Uh... | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} What is the matter, can't you read? | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} ''[distraught]'' No, okay?! I'm illiterate! | ||
| + | :''[Courtroom audience and jury gasp]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} I do not believe it: the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate! | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} Is it a crime to be unable to read? | ||
| + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} Well, no, so I will point it out for you. Okay, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. Betting slips! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games! | ||
| + | {{qf|Krusty}} Is it a crime to wager on sporting games? | ||
| + | {{qf|Snyder}} Yes, it is. | ||
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| + | :''[<nowiki></nowiki>[[Reverend Lovejoy]] spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Peddler}} Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them! | ||
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| + | :''[Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} No, I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on,boy, join the winning team! | ||
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- Apu: What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream!
- Homer: The reason I look unhappy is 'cause tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" [chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot]
- Krusty: Ow! My foot you stupid, lousy, clumsy...!
- Homer: Sorry, pal! [gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display]
- Krusty: [pointing gun at Apu] Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
- Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! [hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees]
- Apu: [to Homer] You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
- [Homer gasps with relief]
- [Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.]
- Judge Snyder: How does the defendant plead?
- Krusty: I plead guilty, Your Honor.
- [Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.]
- Defense attorney: No, no!
- [Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty.]
- Krusty: Oops, I'm sorry. I plead not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters!
- [Krusty's trial. Judge Snyder is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart]
- Judge Snyder: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?
- Krusty: Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
- Judge Snyder: The one with the "B".
- Krusty: Uh...Uh...
- Judge Snyder: What is the matter, can't you read?
- Krusty: [distraught] No, okay?! I'm illiterate!
- [Courtroom audience and jury gasp]
- Judge Snyder: I do not believe it: the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?
- Judge Snyder: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. Okay, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. Betting slips! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?
- Snyder: Yes, it is.
- [Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products]
- Peddler: Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy them and burn them!
- [Homer has confiscated all of Bart's Krusty toys and loaded them in a wheelbarrow.]
- Bart: Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality!
- Homer: No, I am not, I am part of the mainstream, participating with the herd! So come on,boy, join the winning team!
