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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey, Bart, we're going Christmas caroling. Why don't you come with us? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} But, Bart, we're singing "{{W|Angels We Have Heard on High}}", "{{W|Good King Wenceslas}}" ... all the classics! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[annoyed]'' C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Free? Cookies?! ''[He jumps out of the bed.]'' Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[cynically]'' Yeah, he's full of '''something''' all right ... | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, you might say that song really blew me away in a manger! And since this is the third time you've been to my door, I'll get you a double helping of freshly baked cookies! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Can you put two cinnamon sticks in my hot apple cider this time? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Can-doodly-do, Bart! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I can't wait to see what Flanders makes us next! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, we're supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not mooching off of Mr. Flanders! | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} '''I''' feel cheerful! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} See? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Look, it's the three wise dorks. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey, this is '''our''' caroling turf! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[angry]'' Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[in a sing-song fashion]'' Lii-saaa ... shut your mouuu-uuth. | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Trust us. They can crush anything. | ||
| + | :''[Kearney gives Milhouse a wedgie, Dolph restrains Lisa, and Jimbo grabs Bart by the collar and menacingly raises his fist.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Jimbo}} We're takin' over your route, Simpson. Now which house is givin' out the cinnamon sticks? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} No, Bart! Don't tell them! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Lisa, I don't think I have a choice. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[indignant]'' You bullies aren't going to get away with this! This is anti-Christmas! The only thing you're going to get for Christmas is a lump of coal in your stockings! | ||
| + | :''[A lump of coal hits Lisa in the forehead.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ow! Well, I guess I should've seen '''that''' coming! | ||
| + | :''[After extricating themselves from their situations, Bart and Milhouse dig Lisa out from the pile of snow.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, Bart, now we can't carol anywhere. I'm sorry we dragged you along for this. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Lis, I'm about to give you an early Christmas present. I didn't send them to Flanders' house ... | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Bullies}} ''[singing]'' Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in the city ... | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[getting teary-eyed and sniffly]'' Christmas carols for me? Nobody's ever sung me nuthin' before. I think I'm gonna cry like a woman here. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bullies}} ''[still singing]'' Ting-a-ling ... | ||
| + | :''[Unobserved by Moe and the bullies, [[Bart]], [[Lisa]] and [[Milhouse]] are hiding behind a hedge next to Moe's house.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Watch me throw my voice ... ''[using ventriloquism to make it sound like the bullies are speaking]'' This is to make up for all the [[Bart's prank calls|prank phone calls]] during the year! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bullies}} ''[perplexed, but still singing]'' Hear them ring ... | ||
| + | :''[The revelation of the phone call confession suddenly dawns on Moe.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Whuh--? That was '''you'''?! | ||
| + | :''[Now angry, Moe brandishes a meat cleaver and charges the bullies.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} C'mere, you rotten brats! All you're gonna want for Christmas is your two front teeth and a new spleen when I get done with you! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bullies}} Aaaaah! ''[They run away screaming.]'' | ||
| + | :''[Behind the hedge, Bart gleefully takes in the scene.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[admonishingly]'' Bart, I think your plan lacked the proper Christmas cheer. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} So it's Christmas cheer you want, eh? Last one back to Flanders' house is a rotten elf! | ||
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| + | [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:46, March 7, 2022
- Lisa: Hey, Bart, we're going Christmas caroling. Why don't you come with us?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, Bart! We're going a-wassailing! Don't you want to wassail?
- Bart: Nah, I'm adding a new trick to my pranking repertoire.
- Milhouse: But, Bart, we're singing "Angels We Have Heard on High", "Good King Wenceslas" ... all the classics!
- Bart: Well, I'm sure you and Santa Dork will have a great time.
- Lisa: [annoyed] C'mon, Milhouse. There'll just be more free cookies for us.
- Bart: Free? Cookies?! [He jumps out of the bed.] Hallelujah! It's a miracle! I'm suddenly full of the Christmas spirit! Wait for me!
- Lisa: [cynically] Yeah, he's full of something all right ...
- Ned Flanders: Well, you might say that song really blew me away in a manger! And since this is the third time you've been to my door, I'll get you a double helping of freshly baked cookies!
- Bart: Can you put two cinnamon sticks in my hot apple cider this time?
- Ned: Can-doodly-do, Bart!
- Bart: I can't wait to see what Flanders makes us next!
- Lisa: Bart, we're supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not mooching off of Mr. Flanders!
- Milhouse: I feel cheerful!
- Bart: See?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Look, it's the three wise dorks.
- Jimbo Jones: Hey, this is our caroling turf!
- Dolph Shapiro: Yeah, now get out of here before I deck your halls and beat the fa-la-la out of ya!
- Lisa: [angry] Carolers don't have "turf", and you can't crush our Christmas spirit!
- Bart: [in a sing-song fashion] Lii-saaa ... shut your mouuu-uuth.
- Milhouse: Trust us. They can crush anything.
- [Kearney gives Milhouse a wedgie, Dolph restrains Lisa, and Jimbo grabs Bart by the collar and menacingly raises his fist.]
- Jimbo: We're takin' over your route, Simpson. Now which house is givin' out the cinnamon sticks?
- Lisa: No, Bart! Don't tell them!
- Bart: Lisa, I don't think I have a choice.
- Lisa: [indignant] You bullies aren't going to get away with this! This is anti-Christmas! The only thing you're going to get for Christmas is a lump of coal in your stockings!
- [A lump of coal hits Lisa in the forehead.]
- Lisa: Ow! Well, I guess I should've seen that coming!
- [After extricating themselves from their situations, Bart and Milhouse dig Lisa out from the pile of snow.]
- Lisa: Oh, Bart, now we can't carol anywhere. I'm sorry we dragged you along for this.
- Bart: Lis, I'm about to give you an early Christmas present. I didn't send them to Flanders' house ...
- Bullies: [singing] Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in the city ...
- Moe Szyslak: [getting teary-eyed and sniffly] Christmas carols for me? Nobody's ever sung me nuthin' before. I think I'm gonna cry like a woman here.
- Bullies: [still singing] Ting-a-ling ...
- [Unobserved by Moe and the bullies, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are hiding behind a hedge next to Moe's house.]
- Bart: Watch me throw my voice ... [using ventriloquism to make it sound like the bullies are speaking] This is to make up for all the prank phone calls during the year!
- Bullies: [perplexed, but still singing] Hear them ring ...
- [The revelation of the phone call confession suddenly dawns on Moe.]
- Moe: Whuh--? That was you?!
- [Now angry, Moe brandishes a meat cleaver and charges the bullies.]
- Moe: C'mere, you rotten brats! All you're gonna want for Christmas is your two front teeth and a new spleen when I get done with you!
- Bullies: Aaaaah! [They run away screaming.]
- [Behind the hedge, Bart gleefully takes in the scene.]
- Lisa: [admonishingly] Bart, I think your plan lacked the proper Christmas cheer.
- Bart: So it's Christmas cheer you want, eh? Last one back to Flanders' house is a rotten elf!
