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'''Bagged Me a Homer''' is a song sung by [[Lurleen Lumpkin]] ([[Beverly D'Angelo]]) in the episode [[Colonel Homer]].  The music and lyrics were written by Beverly D'Angelo herself.  It is the thirty-second track on the album [[Songs in the Key of Springfield]].
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{{Song
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|name = "Bagged Me a Homer"
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|image = [[File:Bagged Me a Homer.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Beverly D'Angelo]]
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|characters =[[Lurleen Lumpkin]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>Studio Chief<br>[[Marge Simpson]]
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|length = '''Album:''' 2:16
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|writer = [[Beverly D'Angelo]]
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|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
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|appearance = "[[Colonel Homer]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"Bagged Me a Homer"''' is a song sung by [[Lurleen Lumpkin]].
:'''Studio Chief''':
 
:''Uh, this studio has a lot of history. Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said, "There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump."''
 
  
:'''[[Homer]]''':
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== History ==
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[[Homer]] encouraged her to record the song she had written on a disc. They did so at [[Lucky's Records]] for 25¢ where an [[Wade|employee]] told her his brother worked at [[KUDD Radio]], and asked if they would like to play it on the station. After acclaim, she officially recorded the song at [[Hicksville U.S.A. Recording Studio]].
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode version ===
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:Oh, the bases were empty,
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:On the diamond of my heart,
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:When the coach called me up to the plate.
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:I've been swingin' and missin',
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:And lovin' and kissin',
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:My average was point double eight.
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:So I spit on my hands,
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:Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
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:And pointed right toward centerfield,
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:This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
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:This time, love is for real.
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:I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
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:A lovin' fly for you,
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:I've been slumpin' off season,
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:But now, I found a reason,
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:I've struck on a love that is true.
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:I used to play the field,
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:I used to be a roamer.
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:But season's turnin' round for me now.
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:I finally bagged me a homer!
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:''That's right.''
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:I finally bagged me a Homer!
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=== Album version ===
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:'''Studio Chief:'''
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:''Uh, this studio has a lot of history. [[Buddy Holly]] stood here in 1958 and said, "There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump."''
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 
:''I'm sure Lurleen will love it.''
 
:''I'm sure Lurleen will love it.''
  
:'''[[Marge]]''':
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:'''[[Marge]]:'''
:''(gasps) Homer, how much did you just give that man?!''
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:''[gasps] Homer, how much did you just give that man?!''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
:''Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this.''
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:''Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this.''
  
:'''Lurleen''':
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:'''Lurleen:'''
:''Hey, Colonel Homer! (kisses him, to MargeAnd you must be—''
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:''Hey, Colonel Homer! [kisses him, to Marge] And you must be—''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
:Mrs. ''Homer Simpson!''
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:''Mrs. Homer Simpson!''
  
:'''Lurleen''':
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:'''Lurleen:'''
 
:''Charmed.''
 
:''Charmed.''
  
:(''Marge murmurs'')
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:''[Marge murmurs]''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
:''(to Homer) Thought you said she was overweight.''
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:''[to Homer] Thought you said she was overweight.''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.''
 
:''Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.''
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
:''What does ''that'' mean?''
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:''What does that mean?''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
:''I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! (claps twice) Come on, people!''
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:''I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! [claps twice] Come on, people!''
  
:'''Lurleen''':
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:'''Lurleen:'''
 
:''Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts!''
 
:''Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts!''
  
:Oh, the bases were empty
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:Oh, the bases were empty,
:On the diamond of my heart
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:On the diamond of my heart,
 
:When the coach called me up to the plate.
 
:When the coach called me up to the plate.
:I've been swingin' and missin'
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:I've been swingin' and missin',
:And lovin' and kissin'
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:And lovin' and kissin',
 
:My average was point double eight.
 
:My average was point double eight.
  
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:This time, love is for real.
 
:This time, love is for real.
  
:I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice
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:I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
 
:A lovin' fly for you,
 
:A lovin' fly for you,
 
:I've been slumpin' off season,
 
:I've been slumpin' off season,
:But now, I found a reason
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:But now, I found a reason,
 
:I've struck on a love that is true.
 
:I've struck on a love that is true.
  
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:''That's right.''
 
:''That's right.''
  
:I finally bagged me a homer!
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:I finally bagged me a Homer!
  
:'''Sound booth guy''':
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:'''Sound booth guy:'''
 
:''Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.''
 
:''Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.''
  
:(''Tommy Morgan blows a harp solo'')
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:''[Tommy Morgan blows a harmonica solo]''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
:''Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!''
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:''Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!''
  
:'''Lurleen''':
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:'''Lurleen:'''
''Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!''
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:''Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.''
 
:''Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.''
  
[[Category:Songs]]
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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It is the thirty-second track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. [[Tommy Morgan]] did a harmonica solo in the album version of the song.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Colonel Homer}}
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*{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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{{Songs in the Key of Springfield}}
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[[Category:Songs by Lurleen Lumpkin]]
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[[Category:Songs by Beverly D'Angelo]]

Latest revision as of 13:00, August 3, 2021

"Bagged Me a Homer"
Bagged Me a Homer.png
Song Information
Singers: Beverly D'Angelo
Characters: Lurleen Lumpkin
Homer Simpson
Studio Chief
Marge Simpson
Length: Album: 2:16
Writer(s): Beverly D'Angelo
Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s): "Colonel Homer"

"Bagged Me a Homer" is a song sung by Lurleen Lumpkin.

History[edit]

Homer encouraged her to record the song she had written on a disc. They did so at Lucky's Records for 25¢ where an employee told her his brother worked at KUDD Radio, and asked if they would like to play it on the station. After acclaim, she officially recorded the song at Hicksville U.S.A. Recording Studio.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Oh, the bases were empty,
On the diamond of my heart,
When the coach called me up to the plate.
I've been swingin' and missin',
And lovin' and kissin',
My average was point double eight.
So I spit on my hands,
Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
And pointed right toward centerfield,
This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
This time, love is for real.
I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
A lovin' fly for you,
I've been slumpin' off season,
But now, I found a reason,
I've struck on a love that is true.
I used to play the field,
I used to be a roamer.
But season's turnin' round for me now.
I finally bagged me a homer!
That's right.
I finally bagged me a Homer!

Album version[edit]

Studio Chief:
Uh, this studio has a lot of history. Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said, "There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump."
Homer:
I'm sure Lurleen will love it.
Marge:
[gasps] Homer, how much did you just give that man?!
Homer:
Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this.
Lurleen:
Hey, Colonel Homer! [kisses him, to Marge] And you must be—
Marge:
Mrs. Homer Simpson!
Lurleen:
Charmed.
[Marge murmurs]
Marge:
[to Homer] Thought you said she was overweight.
Homer:
Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
Marge:
What does that mean?
Homer:
I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! [claps twice] Come on, people!
Lurleen:
Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts!
Oh, the bases were empty,
On the diamond of my heart,
When the coach called me up to the plate.
I've been swingin' and missin',
And lovin' and kissin',
My average was point double eight.
So I spit on my hands,
Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
And pointed right toward centerfield,
This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
This time, love is for real.
I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice,
A lovin' fly for you,
I've been slumpin' off season,
But now, I found a reason,
I've struck on a love that is true.
I used to play the field,
I used to be a roamer.
But season's turnin' round for me now.
I finally bagged me a homer!
That's right.
I finally bagged me a Homer!
Sound booth guy:
Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.
[Tommy Morgan blows a harmonica solo]
Homer:
Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!
Lurleen:
Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!
Homer:
Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the thirty-second track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield. Tommy Morgan did a harmonica solo in the album version of the song.

Appearances[edit]