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:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Why is it I never get tired of doing this?
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Why is it I never get tired of doing this?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I dunno. My therapist would ay you have the need to elevate yourself at the expense of others.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I dunno. My therapist would ay you have the need to elevate yourself at the expense of others.
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' You're the one who's elevated, dork! Haw haw!
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{{qf|Nelson}} You're the one who's elevated, dork! Haw haw!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' But man, you gotta stop being such a chump. I would have let you down for free and paid you five bucks for a pass like this. Woo-Hoo! It's gonna be wedgie-free weekend!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} But man, you gotta stop being such a chump. I would have let you down for free and paid you five bucks for a pass like this. Woo-Hoo! It's gonna be wedgie-free weekend!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' [SIGH!] Well... not for me.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} [SIGH!] Well... not for me.
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Thanks for the inspiration, Lisa!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Thanks for the inspiration, Lisa!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ?!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ?!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I'll pick you up at eight on July 23, 2024 in my Lamborghini. Dress smartly!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} I'll pick you up at eight on July 23, 2024 in my Lamborghini. Dress smartly!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' He must have take too many hits on his asthma inhaler. Yeah, that's it... Heh heh heh...
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{{qf|Lisa}} He must have take too many hits on his asthma inhaler. Yeah, that's it... Heh heh heh...
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' It's wonderful that you gave all our old classmates jobs. Without you, they'd all be on skid row, or in prison... or worse!
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{{qf|Lisa}} It's wonderful that you gave all our old classmates jobs. Without you, they'd all be on skid row, or in prison... or worse!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Well, you know what they say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Well, you know what they say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' This humanitarian award will be your 13,872nd! We need to build another mansion to hold them all!
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{{qf|Lisa}} This humanitarian award will be your 13,872nd! We need to build another mansion to hold them all!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Simpson, take a note: New Mansion.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Simpson, take a note: New Mansion.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yes, Mr. Van Houten!
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{{qf|Bart}} Yes, Mr. Van Houten!
 
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:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' And that's the beauty of World Wide Wedgie in action!
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{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} And that's the beauty of World Wide Wedgie in action!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Shh...!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Shh...!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I don't understand! You told me it was a surgical service to help heart patients!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I don't understand! You told me it was a surgical service to help heart patients!
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Tsk Tsk! Well, in a way, that's sort of true... if you consider the hearts of nerds everywhere...
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Tsk Tsk! Well, in a way, that's sort of true... if you consider the hearts of nerds everywhere...
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' This is exploitation, pure and simple! We're through!
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{{qf|Lisa}} This is exploitation, pure and simple! We're through!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw haw!
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{{qf|Nelson}} Haw haw!
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Latest revision as of 07:53, May 20, 2021



Nelson Muntz: Why is it I never get tired of doing this?
Milhouse Van Houten: I dunno. My therapist would ay you have the need to elevate yourself at the expense of others.
Nelson: You're the one who's elevated, dork! Haw haw!

Bart: But man, you gotta stop being such a chump. I would have let you down for free and paid you five bucks for a pass like this. Woo-Hoo! It's gonna be wedgie-free weekend!
Milhouse: [SIGH!] Well... not for me.

Milhouse: Thanks for the inspiration, Lisa!
Lisa: ?!
Milhouse: I'll pick you up at eight on July 23, 2024 in my Lamborghini. Dress smartly!
Lisa: He must have take too many hits on his asthma inhaler. Yeah, that's it... Heh heh heh...

Lisa: It's wonderful that you gave all our old classmates jobs. Without you, they'd all be on skid row, or in prison... or worse!
Milhouse: Well, you know what they say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
Lisa: This humanitarian award will be your 13,872nd! We need to build another mansion to hold them all!
Milhouse: Simpson, take a note: New Mansion.
Bart: Yes, Mr. Van Houten!

Martin Prince: And that's the beauty of World Wide Wedgie in action!
Milhouse: Shh...!
Lisa: I don't understand! You told me it was a surgical service to help heart patients!
Milhouse: Tsk Tsk! Well, in a way, that's sort of true... if you consider the hearts of nerds everywhere...
Lisa: This is exploitation, pure and simple! We're through!
Nelson: Haw haw!