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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} This is it, Simpson! I've got you exactly whre I want you. It took me a while, but I finally figured out the perfect punishment for you setting the cafeteria ablaze with those flaming tater tots. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, that was the first hot meal served in there all school year! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart, where does ''A Tale of Two Cities'' go? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} How about in the trash? Any book that can't make up its mind where it wants to be set cant't possibly be any good! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! This is the legendary book of the dead! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} The dead what? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It tells the history of these horrific monster gods called the great old ones that used to rule the earth.-.. and how the summon them to do you bidding cool! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} B-but why would you want to do that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sounds to me like the perfect way to get a little revenge on Principal Skinner! All i have to sayw is You-Sothoth Demonicus Cthulu and... ...nothing! Well, it was worth a shot. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} I'm glad it don't work. Life is scary enough already. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Of coruse the dog ate the only pages that can tell us how to send the monster back. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Like I said... this isn't gonna end well, is it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't thin so, pal! It looks like this is the end of the world! Wow! When i crew up, I screw up big! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hope you're hungry, honey! We're having your favorite for dinner... roast Milhouse! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, that tears it! I'm never reading another book as long as I livee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I claim a leg! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I claim the wishbone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} [SUCK!] [SUCK!] | |
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Latest revision as of 10:19, May 15, 2021
- Principal Skinner: This is it, Simpson! I've got you exactly whre I want you. It took me a while, but I finally figured out the perfect punishment for you setting the cafeteria ablaze with those flaming tater tots.
- Bart: Hey, that was the first hot meal served in there all school year!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, where does A Tale of Two Cities go?
- Bart: How about in the trash? Any book that can't make up its mind where it wants to be set cant't possibly be any good!
- Bart: Whoa! This is the legendary book of the dead!
- Milhouse: The dead what?
- Bart: It tells the history of these horrific monster gods called the great old ones that used to rule the earth.-.. and how the summon them to do you bidding cool!
- Milhouse: B-but why would you want to do that?
- Bart: Sounds to me like the perfect way to get a little revenge on Principal Skinner! All i have to sayw is You-Sothoth Demonicus Cthulu and... ...nothing! Well, it was worth a shot.
- Milhouse: I'm glad it don't work. Life is scary enough already.
- Bart: Of coruse the dog ate the only pages that can tell us how to send the monster back.
- Milhouse: Like I said... this isn't gonna end well, is it?
- Bart: I don't thin so, pal! It looks like this is the end of the world! Wow! When i crew up, I screw up big!
