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− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Marge, look! My Mr. Plow jacket. It's been so long, I wonder if it still fits. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It should you're still the same exact age, weight, and height. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} This brings back memories. The snowy car wreck... the fith with Adam Wast... Getting shot at by Barney... financial ruin... good times. I wonder what happened to that Plow. | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Hey, slim, I need that plow for a sketch. How much you want for it? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} A mint dondition item like this with choice of mlar bag or acrylic display case requires checking the online price guide. | |
− | + | {{qf|Krusty}} I'm not here to haggle, fat boy. Teeny, give him a thousand samolians. | |
− | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Sold! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm gonna have to cite you for driving 90 miles an hour against traffic on top of the median strip backwards with a broken tail light in a snow low. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Otto]]}} Whoa. I did all that in a snow plow? Are your sure I'm me? | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Here he comes! Here comes Eraser! He's a diamond on wheels! He's a diamond, and he's gonna beach hazing after summoned. Ghost Eraser! Ghost Eraser... | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Oh goodness! Twelve o'clock! I'll be late for my appointment. Seems like a shorter walk to the garage this morning. | |
− | + | {{qf|Ralph Wiggum}} Ghost Eraser, go! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Patty]]}} It's closing time. Can't we leave him here over night? | |
− | + | {{qf|Hans Moleman}} E... | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Selma]]}} Why not? He thinks he's ordering off a fast food menu anyway. | |
− | + | {{qf|Patty}} Any objection to taking his vehicle home? | |
− | + | {{qf|Selma}} Beats taking the bus. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Look, Marge, it's snowing. It looks like tiny flecks of metal. Oh well, I guess we'll never know what happened to that plow. | |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} Come to bed, Homer. Or should I say, Mr. Plow? | |
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+ | [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]] |
Latest revision as of 10:07, May 15, 2021
- Homer: Hey, Marge, look! My Mr. Plow jacket. It's been so long, I wonder if it still fits.
- Marge: It should you're still the same exact age, weight, and height.
- Homer: This brings back memories. The snowy car wreck... the fith with Adam Wast... Getting shot at by Barney... financial ruin... good times. I wonder what happened to that Plow.
- Krusty: Hey, slim, I need that plow for a sketch. How much you want for it?
- Comic Book Guy: A mint dondition item like this with choice of mlar bag or acrylic display case requires checking the online price guide.
- Krusty: I'm not here to haggle, fat boy. Teeny, give him a thousand samolians.
- Comic Book Guy: Sold!
- Chief Wiggum: I'm gonna have to cite you for driving 90 miles an hour against traffic on top of the median strip backwards with a broken tail light in a snow low.
- Otto: Whoa. I did all that in a snow plow? Are your sure I'm me?
- Ralph Wiggum: Here he comes! Here comes Eraser! He's a diamond on wheels! He's a diamond, and he's gonna beach hazing after summoned. Ghost Eraser! Ghost Eraser...
- Hans Moleman: Oh goodness! Twelve o'clock! I'll be late for my appointment. Seems like a shorter walk to the garage this morning.
- Ralph Wiggum: Ghost Eraser, go!
- Patty: It's closing time. Can't we leave him here over night?
- Hans Moleman: E...
- Selma: Why not? He thinks he's ordering off a fast food menu anyway.
- Patty: Any objection to taking his vehicle home?
- Selma: Beats taking the bus.
- Homer: Look, Marge, it's snowing. It looks like tiny flecks of metal. Oh well, I guess we'll never know what happened to that plow.
- Marge: Come to bed, Homer. Or should I say, Mr. Plow?