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| − | {{qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Does this toothpick make me look tough? | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Does this toothpick make me look tough? |
| − | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} Yeah, kinda. Does this eye patch make me look tough? | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Yeah, kinda. Does this eye patch make me look tough? |
{{qf|Jimbo}} Nah. Try covering your other eye. | {{qf|Jimbo}} Nah. Try covering your other eye. | ||
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Monsieur Meal-house, I zee great Jean-Bart hairstyleast to zee stars, will give you zee par-fect American haircut. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Monsieur Meal-house, I zee great Jean-Bart hairstyleast to zee stars, will give you zee par-fect American haircut. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No way, Bart. You have trouble cutting a | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} No way, Bart. You have trouble cutting a sandwich in half. |
{{qf|Bart}} What could I possible do that would make that worse? | {{qf|Bart}} What could I possible do that would make that worse? | ||
| − | {{qf|Milhouse}} Uhhh Bart, | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Uhhh Bart, I don't... |
{{qf|Bart}} Sit back and prepare to be dazzled. | {{qf|Bart}} Sit back and prepare to be dazzled. | ||
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{{qf|Barney}} Hey, mom! My school pictures are here. | {{qf|Barney}} Hey, mom! My school pictures are here. | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Luann]]}} ''[Sigh]'' You'd better have a clean face this time! | + | {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} ''[Sigh]'' You'd better have a clean face this time! |
{{qf|Milhouse}} I promise ther'es nothing on my face. I made sure. | {{qf|Milhouse}} I promise ther'es nothing on my face. I made sure. | ||
{{qf|Luann}} ''[GASP]'' Oh, Milhouse | {{qf|Luann}} ''[GASP]'' Oh, Milhouse | ||
{{qf|Milhouse}} We be jammin' mom. | {{qf|Milhouse}} We be jammin' mom. | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:41, May 15, 2021
- Jimbo Jones: Does this toothpick make me look tough?
- Barney Gumble: Yeah, kinda. Does this eye patch make me look tough?
- Jimbo: Nah. Try covering your other eye.
- Bart: Monsieur Meal-house, I zee great Jean-Bart hairstyleast to zee stars, will give you zee par-fect American haircut.
- Milhouse Van Houten: No way, Bart. You have trouble cutting a sandwich in half.
- Bart: What could I possible do that would make that worse?
- Milhouse: Uhhh Bart, I don't...
- Bart: Sit back and prepare to be dazzled.
- Barney: Hey, mom! My school pictures are here.
- Luann Van Houten: [Sigh] You'd better have a clean face this time!
- Milhouse: I promise ther'es nothing on my face. I made sure.
- Luann: [GASP] Oh, Milhouse
- Milhouse: We be jammin' mom.
