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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Do you like your fruits and vegetables as giantic as possible? Do you not care about how and why they got so large? Then I've got great news for you! Burns Farms is opening next month, nad we're providing the largest fruits and vegetables in the state! They're the same high quality you'vecome to expect from the nuclear plant! You trust my green thumb! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I really don't like vegetables. But I love giantic things! Mmmm... oversized novelty... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hrmmm... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} My garden at home is grown with love! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Pish tosh! "Love" Can't be manufactured! Trust me. My scientists have been working on that for the better part of two decades. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I challenge you to a taste-off! If people like my home-grown vegeatables better, you have to shut down this garden of evil! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Fine! In two weeks time we shall reconvene. And if my produce is deemed superior, you must agree to never bother me with another ecological issue! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Fine! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Curses! Lisa Simpson is making progress! Looks like I need to take care of this pest with some of my own. I got the idea from an old Egyptian friend of mine. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Locusts, sir? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Either the locusts will destroy her crops, or Lisa will resort to using pesticides! It's win-win! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's time for the voting. Let the people in! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} I'm sorry, Lisa, but. There's no one in your line! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Capital! I win! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Actually, sir, there isn't anyone in your line, either. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Where is everyone? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} We couldn't find anyone in the town willing to judge this competition. No one in Springfield likes vegetables. In fact, no one eats them at all! The Krustyburger blt doesn't have lettuce or tomato! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I guess I'll enjoy A celebratory salad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So will I! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that's a taco salad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} With an edible bowl so there's no waste! We're being sustainable. Right, honey? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You know, dad... it's a start! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Mr. Burns: Do you like your fruits and vegetables as giantic as possible? Do you not care about how and why they got so large? Then I've got great news for you! Burns Farms is opening next month, nad we're providing the largest fruits and vegetables in the state! They're the same high quality you'vecome to expect from the nuclear plant! You trust my green thumb!
- Homer: I really don't like vegetables. But I love giantic things! Mmmm... oversized novelty...
- Lisa: Hrmmm...
- Lisa: My garden at home is grown with love!
- Mr. Burns: Pish tosh! "Love" Can't be manufactured! Trust me. My scientists have been working on that for the better part of two decades.
- Lisa: I challenge you to a taste-off! If people like my home-grown vegeatables better, you have to shut down this garden of evil!
- Mr. Burns: Fine! In two weeks time we shall reconvene. And if my produce is deemed superior, you must agree to never bother me with another ecological issue!
- Lisa: Fine!
- Mr. Burns: Curses! Lisa Simpson is making progress! Looks like I need to take care of this pest with some of my own. I got the idea from an old Egyptian friend of mine.
- Waylon Smithers: Locusts, sir?
- Mr. Burns: Yes. Either the locusts will destroy her crops, or Lisa will resort to using pesticides! It's win-win!
- Lisa: It's time for the voting. Let the people in!
- Waylon Smithers: I'm sorry, Lisa, but. There's no one in your line!
- Mr. Burns: Capital! I win!
- Waylon Smithers: Actually, sir, there isn't anyone in your line, either.
- Lisa: Where is everyone?
- Waylon Smithers: We couldn't find anyone in the town willing to judge this competition. No one in Springfield likes vegetables. In fact, no one eats them at all! The Krustyburger blt doesn't have lettuce or tomato!
- Lisa: Well, I guess I'll enjoy A celebratory salad!
- Homer: So will I!
- Lisa: Dad, that's a taco salad!
- Homer: With an edible bowl so there's no waste! We're being sustainable. Right, honey?
- Lisa: You know, dad... it's a start!
