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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} That's right, a fresh crisp $5 bill... ...to the employee who most improves the nuclear power plant by dad's end. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a helicopter to catch. Smithers, you're in charge! Let's the contest begin! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Man that $5 would sure be sweet! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} And Carl Carlson's just the guy to get it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} That sounds like a contest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} Of course, it's a contest Burns just said it was. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Touché. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} I'm just gonna get started now. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey! Hey! Five simoleons! Just enough to pay my lawyer. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Aw, thank you for this chance, Mr. the clown! Old Gil won't let you down like he did all those others. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I need a mask to hide my face. What have yo got for five dollars? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} [SIGH!] for a paltry five dollars all I can offer is a mask from the discount bin. You have your choice of Richard Nixon or Bart Simpson. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Why do you have masks of Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} One came free with every box of Bart Simpson action figures. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Why does Bart have his own action figure? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} They were a marketing tie-in with the comic book. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Why does Bart have a comic book?! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Abraham Lincoln]]}} Hold on a minute! I think i blinked! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I keep telling you, Mr. President, this is a painting, not a photograph. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Abraham Lincoln}} It's just that kids in school called me "Blinkin' Lincoln", and it took years to get rid of the nickname. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} The Ford Theater! My calculations were correct. Now to sneak in and take the president's place. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[John Wilkes Booth]]}} I am not going on stage! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Mr. Burns: That's right, a fresh crisp $5 bill... ...to the employee who most improves the nuclear power plant by dad's end. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a helicopter to catch. Smithers, you're in charge! Let's the contest begin!
- Lenny Leonard: Man that $5 would sure be sweet!
- Carl Carlson: And Carl Carlson's just the guy to get it.
- Lenny: That sounds like a contest!
- Carl: Of course, it's a contest Burns just said it was.
- Lenny: Touché.
- Carl: I'm just gonna get started now.
- Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! Five simoleons! Just enough to pay my lawyer.
- Gil Gunderson: Aw, thank you for this chance, Mr. the clown! Old Gil won't let you down like he did all those others.
- Milhouse Van Houten: I need a mask to hide my face. What have yo got for five dollars?
- Comic Book Guy: [SIGH!] for a paltry five dollars all I can offer is a mask from the discount bin. You have your choice of Richard Nixon or Bart Simpson.
- Milhouse: Why do you have masks of Bart?
- Comic Book Guy: One came free with every box of Bart Simpson action figures.
- Milhouse: Why does Bart have his own action figure?
- Comic Book Guy: They were a marketing tie-in with the comic book.
- Milhouse: Why does Bart have a comic book?!
- Abraham Lincoln: Hold on a minute! I think i blinked!
- Marge: I keep telling you, Mr. President, this is a painting, not a photograph.
- Abraham Lincoln: It's just that kids in school called me "Blinkin' Lincoln", and it took years to get rid of the nickname.
- Professor Frink: The Ford Theater! My calculations were correct. Now to sneak in and take the president's place.
- John Wilkes Booth: I am not going on stage!
