Difference between revisions of "Hotfoot in the Park/Quotes"

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Bart: One ticket, my good man!

Raphael: That'll be five bucks, sport!

Bart: Nope, it's free! I have a coupon!

Raphael: Sorry, pally, check the fine print! This is valid only in Radioactive Man's hometown of Zenith City!

Bart: Zenith City? But that's like Metropolis, Gotham City, or Toronto. it doesn't really exist!

Raphael: A comic book ad lying to a kid? I'll call Ripley's!

Milhouse Van Houten: Wow, Bart, a comic book store in your own backyard! How's it working out?

Bart: Well, so far no comic fan has been fit enough to climb up to it. And there are the occasional acts of nature.

Martin Prince: Mrs. Krabappel, Principal Skinner? You're working here?

Edna Krabappel: Lisa offered us part-time work. With recent cutbacks to teacher's salaries I need a second job to make ends meet.

Principal Skinner: And I need the money to buy shoes because mother won't raise my allowance.

Barney Gumble: Mayor Quimby?

Mayor Quimby: What?! Is my wife here?

Barney: We want a real fire department.

Moe Szyslak: Yeah, not just some pretty boys.

Homer: Moe, we need more lighter fluid over here!

Mayor Quimby: Er... ah... not a pretty boy. How about that homely fellow?

Homer: Me?

Mayor Quimby: Yes, maybe it's the eight martinis talking and me wanting to get back to my floozzy, but I'm making you Springfield's new fire chief!

Homer: Wow! Me in charge of fire safety!

Bart: You gave the fair to Ralph? Is that good idea? I mean he spelled his own name wrong on the sign!

Lisa: The rides were all ruined anway, and it made him so happy.