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:'''[[Homer]]''': Come on, boy! This is gonna be the best gag ever!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Come on, boy! This is gonna be the best gag ever!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Homer, I'll admit the "flaming bag of doggie surprise" is a classic... but we should be pulling pranks that aren't so stale! I have a reputation to uphold!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, I'll admit the "flaming bag of doggie surprise" is a classic... but we should be pulling pranks that aren't so stale! I have a reputation to uphold!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I hate to see them fight. If only I could help. That's it! Just a minute, everyone! Mr. and Mrs. Flanders, why don't you stay with us for a few days? That'll give you all some time to... cool down!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hate to see them fight. If only I could help. That's it! Just a minute, everyone! Mr. and Mrs. Flanders, why don't you stay with us for a few days? That'll give you all some time to... cool down!
:'''[[Agnes Flanders]]''': Oh, let's Nedsel!
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{{qf|[[Agnes Flanders]]}} Oh, let's Nedsel!
:'''[[Nedsel Flanders]]''': Well, I suppose, we could eyeball this town for a frew more days.
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{{qf|[[Nedsel Flanders]]}} Well, I suppose, we could eyeball this town for a frew more days.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': You knew Bleeding Gums Murphy? So did I!
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{{qf|Lisa}} You knew Bleeding Gums Murphy? So did I!
:'''[[Nedsel Flanders]]''': Knew him? We were his god-parents! We were right tight with his father, Hacking Cough Murphy!
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{{qf|Nedsel Flanders}} Knew him? We were his god-parents! We were right tight with his father, Hacking Cough Murphy!
 
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:'''[[Nedsel Flanders]]''': Well, look at this! Was Mona Simpson your mother, Homer? She looks just as flat-out frosty as I remember!
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{{qf|Nedsel Flanders}} Well, look at this! Was Mona Simpson your mother, Homer? She looks just as flat-out frosty as I remember!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Huh? You knew my mom?
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{{qf|Homer}} Huh? You knew my mom?
:'''[[Nedsel Flanders]]''': You bet! That chick was in orbit!
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{{qf|Nedsel Flanders}} You bet! That chick was in orbit!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Could... could you tell me about her?
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{{qf|Homer}} Could... could you tell me about her?
:'''[[Nedsel Flanders]]''': Sure thing bing! If I illuminate correctly, it was in the fall of 1965 when Agnes and I--
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{{qf|Nedsel Flanders}} Sure thing bing! If I illuminate correctly, it was in the fall of 1965 when Agnes and I--
:'''[[Marge]]''': There you are, Homie! I'm planing on making you a spicla dinner tonight---
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{{qf|Marge}} There you are, Homie! I'm planing on making you a spicla dinner tonight---
:'''[[Homer]]''': Not now, Marge! The old beatnik and I are talking!
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{{qf|Homer}} Not now, Marge! The old beatnik and I are talking!
:'''[[Nedsel Flanders]]''': As I was saying, Agnes and I were hanging out in a pad in Shelbyville on account of dropping all our nuggets for a kookie jalopy...
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{{qf|Nedsel Flanders}} As I was saying, Agnes and I were hanging out in a pad in Shelbyville on account of dropping all our nuggets for a kookie jalopy...
:'''[[Marge]]''': [SIGH!]
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{{qf|Marge}} [SIGH!]
 
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:'''[[Ned]]''': You're part of the Flanders flock, now! There's a lot of family history you need to catch up on!
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} You're part of the Flanders flock, now! There's a lot of family history you need to catch up on!
:'''[[Edna]]''': And, i'd dong-ding-doodly love to!
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} And, I'd dong-ding-doodly love to!
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021



Homer: Come on, boy! This is gonna be the best gag ever!
Bart: Homer, I'll admit the "flaming bag of doggie surprise" is a classic... but we should be pulling pranks that aren't so stale! I have a reputation to uphold!

Marge: I hate to see them fight. If only I could help. That's it! Just a minute, everyone! Mr. and Mrs. Flanders, why don't you stay with us for a few days? That'll give you all some time to... cool down!
Agnes Flanders: Oh, let's Nedsel!
Nedsel Flanders: Well, I suppose, we could eyeball this town for a frew more days.

Lisa: You knew Bleeding Gums Murphy? So did I!
Nedsel Flanders: Knew him? We were his god-parents! We were right tight with his father, Hacking Cough Murphy!

Nedsel Flanders: Well, look at this! Was Mona Simpson your mother, Homer? She looks just as flat-out frosty as I remember!
Homer: Huh? You knew my mom?
Nedsel Flanders: You bet! That chick was in orbit!
Homer: Could... could you tell me about her?
Nedsel Flanders: Sure thing bing! If I illuminate correctly, it was in the fall of 1965 when Agnes and I--
Marge: There you are, Homie! I'm planing on making you a spicla dinner tonight---
Homer: Not now, Marge! The old beatnik and I are talking!
Nedsel Flanders: As I was saying, Agnes and I were hanging out in a pad in Shelbyville on account of dropping all our nuggets for a kookie jalopy...
Marge: [SIGH!]

Ned Flanders: You're part of the Flanders flock, now! There's a lot of family history you need to catch up on!
Edna Krabappel: And, I'd dong-ding-doodly love to!