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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Earth to Homer! Wake up, big boy! Maybe if you'd pay attention you could learn how to take a worthwhile family vacation. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I have taken this family on plenty of goods trips! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Name one. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Look, Smithers—the fish have taken the bait? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, the last four names on the list are not really employees. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} What do I care. I'm only interested in their baggage. In fact, a family would provide the perfect cover, and, as long as they bring the D-T36 into Springfield, I won't be liable fro breaking any laws! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} You are as brilliant as the stars, sir. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Rise, my adulating adjunct, and prepare my luggage! Notify Mr. Whozits that he and his family leave tomorrow! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge, Bart, Lisa, time for a family meeting. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Homer, you're blocking the T.V.! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh, what's on? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Western Wastrl and Country Conformist Line dancing. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, my favorite! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lurleen Lumpkin]]}} Until, next week, this is Luraleen Lumpkin sayin' "You may not have a job, yer dod may be dead," and yer spouse amy be leavin' ya fer yer brother, but as long as ou've paid yer bable bill, ya kin always line dance yer troubles away!" Y'all come back now, y' hear? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Woohoo! It's that kind pf prime tiem entrertianment that brings a family togheter! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Welcome, to Wannasi Island. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, you look just like my boss! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I am your boss, your inspid gibbon! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Excue me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Er, he said "hello" in Wannasese. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Nice cover, Smithers. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Homer, is that the treasue? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, it's just Maggie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No, in Maggie's hand. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Huh? Oh, it's just some stupid statue. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's a rare piece of ancient tribal art! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Antiquites like this have signicifcant archaeological value! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} This specture could be the enterpeince of a majour museum collection. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} So. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You could sell it, buy a satellite dish and have enough money left for a 30-foot hoagie. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Wohohoo! | |
Revision as of 08:06, May 9, 2021
- Selma Bouvier: Earth to Homer! Wake up, big boy! Maybe if you'd pay attention you could learn how to take a worthwhile family vacation.
- Homer: I have taken this family on plenty of goods trips!
- Selma: Name one.
- Mr. Burns: Look, Smithers—the fish have taken the bait?
- Waylon Smithers: Sir, the last four names on the list are not really employees.
- Mr. Burns: What do I care. I'm only interested in their baggage. In fact, a family would provide the perfect cover, and, as long as they bring the D-T36 into Springfield, I won't be liable fro breaking any laws!
- Waylon Smithers: You are as brilliant as the stars, sir.
- Mr. Burns: Rise, my adulating adjunct, and prepare my luggage! Notify Mr. Whozits that he and his family leave tomorrow!
- Homer: Marge, Bart, Lisa, time for a family meeting.
- Bart: Hey, Homer, you're blocking the T.V.!
- Homer: Ooh, what's on?
- Lisa: Western Wastrl and Country Conformist Line dancing.
- Homer: Oh, my favorite!
- Lurleen Lumpkin: Until, next week, this is Luraleen Lumpkin sayin' "You may not have a job, yer dod may be dead," and yer spouse amy be leavin' ya fer yer brother, but as long as ou've paid yer bable bill, ya kin always line dance yer troubles away!" Y'all come back now, y' hear?
- Homer: Woohoo! It's that kind pf prime tiem entrertianment that brings a family togheter!
- Mr. Burns: Welcome, to Wannasi Island.
- Homer: Hey, you look just like my boss!
- Mr. Burns: I am your boss, your inspid gibbon!
- Homer: Excue me?
- Waylon Smithers: Er, he said "hello" in Wannasese.
- Mr. Burns: Nice cover, Smithers.
- Bart: Homer, is that the treasue?
- Homer: No, it's just Maggie.
- Bart: No, in Maggie's hand.
- Homer: Huh? Oh, it's just some stupid statue.
- Lisa: Dad, it's a rare piece of ancient tribal art!
- Homer: So.
- Lisa: Antiquites like this have signicifcant archaeological value!
- Homer: So.
- Lisa: This specture could be the enterpeince of a majour museum collection.
- Homer: So.
- Lisa: You could sell it, buy a satellite dish and have enough money left for a 30-foot hoagie.
- Homer: Wohohoo!
