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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} You wanted to see me Krusty? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Thank you, Krusty, but I... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} You're fired. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Mel}} What?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Disco Stu]]}} Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why am I here again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} You did perfect! How do you feel? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} In the mood for justifiable homicide! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Great! Here comes the supervisor. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} Homer! Hide under the blanket in the back seat and keep your big yap shut! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} Because I left some donuts and beer under there! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Say, what's with the ice cream man get up? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} The wife picked up the wrong outfit at the dry cleaners. We're gonna get it all sorted out tomorrow. Oh, well no big deal, huh guys? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} I don't know, chief. The uniform really gave you an air of authority. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} Frankly, it was all that did. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Okay, that's enough outta you. Now get out there and stop some crime! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} Hmmm... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Eddie}} No. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} I accidentally deep-fried a cash register. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} I parked the school bus on the roof. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I got fired due to beaver-related incident. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} [SIGH] I love this town! | |
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Revision as of 07:36, May 8, 2021
- Sideshow Mel: You wanted to see me Krusty?
- Krusty the Clown: Mel, we need to talk. The ratings are in they've never been higher, and it's all thanks to you and your hair.
- Sideshow Mel: Thank you, Krusty, but I...
- Krusty: You're fired.
- Sideshow Mel: What?!
- Krusty: There's two ways to get ahead in the business, Mel work hard and climb the ladder, or make sure anyone more popular then you gets the axe.
- Disco Stu: Disco Stu's been waiting so long, his clothes have come back into style.
- Selma Bouvier: Yeah, yeah. We're understaffed today. My sister cashed in her Laramie cigarette frequent smoker points for a spa day at Rancho Relaxo. Wish I had too. But no, I had to get this novelty cuckoo clock.
- Homer: Why am I here again?
- Patty Bouvier: Just shut up and eat the bucket of chicken I got you! Homer, don't clip your toenails! Aaah! One of them flew in my mouth! Oh god, are you using my hair to floss your teeth?! [GACK!] Now my hair smells like chicken.
- Selma: You did perfect! How do you feel?
- Patty: In the mood for justifiable homicide!
- Selma: Great! Here comes the supervisor.
- Patty: Homer! Hide under the blanket in the back seat and keep your big yap shut!
- Homer: Why?
- Patty: Because I left some donuts and beer under there!
- Lou: Hey, chief! You're just in time for lunch!
- Eddie: Say, what's with the ice cream man get up?
- Chief Wiggum: The wife picked up the wrong outfit at the dry cleaners. We're gonna get it all sorted out tomorrow. Oh, well no big deal, huh guys?
- Lou: I don't know, chief. The uniform really gave you an air of authority.
- Eddie: Frankly, it was all that did.
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, that's enough outta you. Now get out there and stop some crime!
- Lou: Hmmm...
- Eddie: No.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: I accidentally deep-fried a cash register.
- Otto Mann: I parked the school bus on the roof.
- Homer: I got fired due to beaver-related incident.
- Raphael: [SIGH] I love this town!
