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<p>Ylwsub68: </p> <hr /> <div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Girly Edition|King of the Hill}}<br /> {{Cleanup}}<br /> <br /> :'''Homer'''{talking to himself}: Lousy, rotten stinking...hate world! Eww...garbage water!<br /> :''Garbage truck drives by Simpson residence. Homer chases after it.''<br /> :'''Homer''': Truck, stop! I have garbage! Hey, thanks for nothing you trash-eating stinkbags!<br /> :''Truck reverses itself towards Homer.''<br /> :'''Garbageman #1''': What did you say?<br /> :'''Homer'''{nervous}: Uh, gee, I do not know...there are so many people...who knows who said what?<br /> :'''Garbageman #2''': You called us trash-eating stinkbags.<br /> :'''Garbageman #1''': Did you not learn anything from Love Day?<br /> :'''Homer''': That was yesterday, morons.<br /> :''Simpson residence. Homer enters kitchen with his pyjamas stuffed with garbage and wearing an orange rind for a hat.''<br /> :'''Homer''': Good news everyone! I got in a fight with the garbagemen and as a result they are cutting us off from city sanitation services!<br /> :'''Marge''': Oh no! That means the garbage will pile up and we will live in a dump!<br /> :'''Homer''': I would rather live in a dump than in a world full of snooty garbagemen!<br /> :'''Lisa''': Dad, is this one of those situations which could be solved with a simple apology?<br /> :'''Homer''': Homer J. Simpson never apologizes! I am sorry, but that is just the way I am.<br /> ----<br /> :'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.<br /> :'''Homer''': That's not how she tells it.<br /> ----<br /> :''Ned tiptoes through the garbage on the Simpsons' front lawn toward the door.''<br /> :'''Ned Flanders'''{talking to himself}: Easy, Ned. Don't breathe in.<br /> :''Garbage falls on Ned.''<br /> :'''Ned Flanders''': Homer!<br /> :''Homer is on second floor.''<br /> :'''Homer''': Sorry, Ned! I didn't see you down there! ''(to Bart, hiding under window)'' Got him.<br /> :'''Ned Flanders''': I hate to be a Fussy Freddy and all, but Maude's folks are here and they're a tad touchy about odors.<br /> :'''Homer''': Well, then you better close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.<br /> :''Homer points to a pile of used diapers. Rod climbs on top.''<br /> :'''Rod Flanders''': Look, Daddy, I'm king of the mountain!<br /> :'''Ned Flanders''': Rod! Get off of there!<br /> ----<br /> :'''Homer''': Good morning, trash pile. Trash pile?<br /> :''Homer looks onto front lawn to see the trash has been removed.''<br /> :'''Homer''': Woo hoo! I won!<br /> :''Kitchen.''<br /> :'''Homer''': This is a red letter day for everyone, but especially me. Your father, me, beat city hall! This is just like David and Goliath, only this time David won!<br /> :'''Lisa's Brain''': I know. He is at it again. Just nod until he tires out. Here is something to help you get through it.<br /> :''Lisa imagines a piano nocturne playing.''<br /> :'''Homer''': And to think Marge, you wanted me to crawl! Well, this man does not crawl, he stands tall! That rhymes Marge, and you know it.<br /> :''Marge lets out her signature annoyed grunt.''<br /> :'''Marge''': Oh Homer, you did not beat city hall! I sent a letter of apology to the Sanitation Commissioner and signed your name.<br /> :'''Homer''': You what?!?!<br /> :'''Marge''': You have signed my name to dozens of documents.<br /> :'''Homer''': I know, but this is not a loan application or a will. You signed away my dignity!<br /> ----<br /> :'''Bono''': What the!..Bloody Hell!<br /> ----<br /> :'''Paul McGuiness (U2 Manager)''': Who are you? This is off limits.<br /> :'''Homer (with Irish Accent)''': Potato Man.<br /> :'''Paul McGuiness''': Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there!<br /> ----<br /> :''(The image of the band on the video wall is replaced by Homer's face)''<br /> :'''Homer''': Hello, Springfield! It's me, Homer!<br /> :'''Bono''': What the... bloody hell?<br /> :'''Homer''': ''(to Bono)'' Quiet, you! ''(to crowd)'' I know you want to see these rocking rockers, but I know you're also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. So let me give you the 911!<br /> :''(Homer walks out on stage, the audience immediately boos)''<br /> :'''Bono''': Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! That affects the whole damn planet!<br /> :''(The rest of the band have a conversation in the background)''<br /> :'''Larry''': Oh, here we go! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?<br /> :'''The Edge''': Can I come?<br /> :'''Larry''': Hmmm... no.<br /> :'''The Edge''': Wankers.<br /> ----<br /> :'''Bono''' ''(into mic)'': Now, Homer... Ray Patterson is a fine public servant. Why should the people of Springfield --<br /> :''(Crowd cheers yelling &quot;Yeah Springfield!&quot;)''<br /> :'''Bono''': ''(sighs and lowers mic)'' Why should they vote for you?<br /> :'''Homer''': That's a very good question, Bono. ''(addresses crowd)'' Cause I'd be the most whack, tricked-out sanitation commissioner ever! Can you dig it?!<br /> :''(Crowd is silent, Homer nervously tugs his collar and begins to dance)''<br /> :'''Bono''': ''(into mic, unimpressed)'' Wow, look at him go. You're the real lord of the dance, Homer.<br /> :''(Bono motions for the guards to take Homer away, guard grab Homer and haul him off stage)''<br /> :'''Homer''': ''(grabbing side of stage set)'' No, no! Bono, help me! ''(lets go)''<br /> :'''Bono''': Don't worry, folks. He'll get the help he needs.<br /> :''(U2 begins playing as the video wall shows Homer being held by one guard and beaten by two other guards)''<br /> ----<br /> :''Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser''<br /> :'''Newspaper headline''': SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says &quot;crazy promises&quot; key to victory.<br /> :'''Homer''': Woo hoo!<br /> :'''Lisa''': Dad, are you not going to buy it?<br /> :'''Homer''': 50¢? Not likely.<br /> ----<br /> :''An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office''<br /> :'''Mayor Quimby''': Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke!<br /> :'''Homer''': Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan!<br /> :'''Quimby''': You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free!<br /> :'''Homer''': DOH!<br /> ----<br /> :'''Homer''': Oh ho! Ray Patterson was right, Marge. I am crashing and burning. Crashing and burning!<br /> :''Marge reviews expense reports.''<br /> :'''Marge''': How on Earth could you have spent $4.6 million in one month?<br /> :'''Homer''': They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp!<br /> :'''Lisa''': You know, Dad, there is a lesson to be learned in all of this. Lots of big cities have garbage problems and...<br /> :'''Homer''': Woo hoo! That is it!<br /> :''Without warning, Homer runs out of Simpson residence.''<br /> :'''Marge''': I hate it when he does that.<br /> ----<br /> :''Sanitation Commissioner's office. Homer is carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen.''<br /> :'''Garbageman #1''': Where are our paychecks, you bum?<br /> :'''Head Garbageman''': My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid!<br /> :''Homer unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.''<br /> :'''Homer''': Would cash do?<br /> :'''Head Garbageman''': Would it ever!<br /> :''Mayor Qumiby bursts into Homer's office.''<br /> :'''Mayor Quimby''': Did, uh, I just hear a briefcase opening?<br /> ----<br /> :'''Homer''': I bet you are all wondering where I got the money?<br /> :'''Bart''': Selling drugs?<br /> :'''Lisa''': Drugs?<br /> :'''Marge''': I am going to have to go with drugs, too.<br /> :'''Homer''': Close, but you are way off.<br /> <br /> {{Season 9|Q}}</div>

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