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Fland Canyon

2023-03-02T01:13:53Z

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{{Episode
|image= Fland Canyon promo 1.jpg
|number= 593
|season=27
|snumber=19
|prodcode= VABF12
|airdate= April 24, [[2016]]
|blackboard=[[Homer|Dad]] swears he'll get his taxes in soon
|couchgag=[[Eric Goldberg Couch Gag]]
|titlescreen=[[Ralph]] flies away on a kite, wearing a [[Charlie Brown]] shirt and saying "Take that, {{W|Kite-Eating Tree}}".
|billboard=Assistants wanted. Must be pretty and soft slapper. No dudes.
|showrunner= [[Al Jean]]
|writer=[[J. Stewart Burns]]
|director= [[Michael Polcino]]
}}

"'''Fland Canyon'''" is the nineteenth episode of [[season 27]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' and the five-hundred and ninety-third episode overall. It originally aired on April 24, [[2016]]. The episode was written by [[J. Stewart Burns]] and directed by [[Michael Polcino]].

== Synopsis ==
{{Desc|[[Homer]] recalls a tense family vacation to the [[Grand Canyon]] with the [[Flanders family]]. At first, the Flanders' perfection puts the families at odds, but when they get stranded and [[Ned]] and [[Homer]] go for help, the families finally bond.}}

== Plot ==
[[Homer]] tries to put [[Maggie]] to sleep, but fails multiple attempts. Maggie tries to make him read ''{{W|Little Red Riding Hood}}'' as a bedtime story, instead Homer starts telling her the story of their vacation at the [[Grand Canyon]] with the [[Flanders family|Flanders]]. The story starts two years earlier, with church people volunteering to clean Springfield skid row on a Saturday, with Homer protesting for the church making people work for it on Saturdays. At the end, Ned wins a family trip to the Grand Canyon for being the most selfless cleaner. The vacation was a trip for two families, so he tries to invite the [[Lovejoy family|Lovejoys]], but with [[Helen Lovejoy|Helen]] refusing, [[Reverend Lovejoy]] convinces Ned to take the [[Simpsons family|Simpsons]] with them to the trip.

On the journey to the Grand Canyon, Homer, after drinking a lot, stops at a public toilet, using it for a long time, with a bear waiting in line too.

At the Canyon, after Homer and [[Bart]] fight with a snake and scorpions, they admire the great view, with Homer commenting that they say America run out of room for garbage, while the Flanders arrives singing "{{W2|Go Tell It on the Mountain|song}}".

The two family are not getting along very well, after [[Maude]] comments on Bart's bad behavior at the dinner, the prank on the bridge and with her kids while riding the mules along the Canyon. During the trip on the mountain, a group of millionaires passes by to go camping and using the Canyon as they want, and the tour guide falls off the cliff with most of their supplies, leaving the two families stranded.

Maggie is exhausted and finally falls asleep, but [[Lisa]] surprises Homer from behind and says she wants to know the rest of the story. Ned and Homer decide to search around for supplies and arrive at the millionaires' camping site. Around the site, replete of tents from various TV companies, Homer convinces Ned to steal some of the supplies and escape using a raft. After the ride back, they wake the family up with a rich banquet, including Lisa eating meat. Lisa comments to Maggie that it was before she [[Lisa the Vegetarian|became vegetarian]].

At the end of the vacation, Homer and his mule say good-bye to each other, after the mule took his heavy weight through all of the journey, and Homer and Ned comment on their friendship. Back in the present, Ned speaks through the window, having heard the whole story, and Homer reminds him that he still owes the Flanders a trip.

Several locations postcards are shown, only to then show that the Simpsons took the Flanders to the postcards museum, that doesn't sell postcards at the gift shop.

== International airdates ==
{{Airdates
|esLAdate= June 5, 2016
|esLAchannel= [[Fox|Fox Latin America]]
|esLAnote=
|ukrdate= January 1, 2017
|ukrchannel= NLO TV
|ukrnote= <ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161225163219/http://www.vsetv.com/schedule_package_uabase_day_2017-01-01.html Vsetv.com]</ref>
}}

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Fland Canyon promo 2.jpg
File:Fland Canyon promo 3.jpg
File:Fland Canyon promo 4.jpg
File:Fland Canyon promo 5.jpg
File:Fland Canyon promo 6.jpg
</gallery>

== Promo videos ==
*{{Youtube|9qcY2ERwmaU|Couch Gag By Eric Goldberg}}
*{{Youtube|Vn3I7mB_ST4|So Satisfying}}
*{{Youtube|tXB7KdYV68o|Blessed}}

== References ==
{{Reflist}}

{{Images|ep=yes}}
{{Season 27}}

[[Category:2016]]
[[Category:Flashback episodes]]
[[Category:Episodes written by J. Stewart Burns]]
[[Category:Episodes directed by Mike Frank Polcino]]

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed

2018-07-14T06:30:08Z

Whyyoubig: /* Reception */

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{{Episode
|image = The Greatest Story ever D'ohed.png
|Episode Number = 457
|productionCode = MABF10
|originalAirdate = March 28, [[2010]]
|blackboardText =
|couchGag = The Simpsons are dogs at a dog show. Homer and Bart get into a fight.
|billboard =
|titlescreen = Ralph flies by on a kite.
|specialGuestVoices = [[Sacha Baron Cohen]] as [[Jakob]] [[Yael Naim]] as [[Dorit]]
|Written By = [[Kevin Curran]]
|Directed By = [[Michael Polcino]]
}}

"'''The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed'''" is the sixteenth episode of [[season 21]]. It originally aired on March 28, [[2010]]. The episode was written by [[Kevin Curran]] and directed by [[Michael Polcino]]. [[Sacha Baron Cohen]] and [[Yael Naim]] guest starred.

== Synopsis ==
{{Desc|"The Simpsons are going to..." [[Jerusalem]], when [[Ned Flanders|Ned]] invites [[Homer]] along on a church retreat in an attempt to save his soul, but when Homer defiles one too many sacred sites, Ned says he's had enough.}}

== Plot ==
The story opens with [[Flanders]] leading a Bible study group in his home. However, he's continually interrupted by the antics of [[Homer]] next door, who is playing on a [[Slosh 'N' Splash]] outdoor waterslide toy. In the end, Flanders gets exasperated and claims that Homer is the one and only man who is irredeemable. [[Reverend Lovejoy]], trying to salvage the situation, encourages Ned to reach out to Homer. Ned, acquiescing, invites Homer and the Simpsons to come along with the Bible group's tour of the Holy Land. [[Marge]] accepts over Homer's objections, even offering to pay for the trip themselves.

The group lands in Jerusalem, the capital of Israel, where they are met by [[Jakob]], an eccentric Israeli tour guide and his niece [[Dorit]], who later is revealed to be security. Jacob, after an argument with Marge, is ready to commence the tour, and Ned is eager to walk the ''Via Dolorossa'' (or Way of the Cross) as the first stop on the journey. Instead, after Homer's urging, the first stop ends up being the magnificent sights of... the hotel's breakfast bar.

Next, the tour visits the ''Cenacle'', the legendary site of the Last Supper. While there, Ned prays for Homer's eyes to be opened to the spirituality of the land, but instead finds Homer and [[Bart]] acting irreverently within the building, further irritating Ned.

The tour then visits the Wailing Wall, where Bart runs amok, and finds himself on the receiving end of a [[wikipedia:Krav Maga|''Krav Maga'']] beating administered by Dorit.

Afterwards, the group finally arrives at the Church of the Holy Sepluchre, where Ned, in front of the tomb of Christ, prays in thanksgiving for what he perceives to be Homer's increase in spirituality... until he finds Homer splayed asleep upon the tomb's shrine. Homer lazing on the most sacred sight of all Christianity finally enrages Ned. After realizing that Homer has used all of Flanders' camera's memory to take pictures of humorous Israeli soft drinks (such as OY!, Lemon-Lime OY! Diet Brisket, and one whose label is the Israeli flag with an exclamation point after the Star of David), he smashes the camera against the wall of the tomb, and is escorted out of the building by a group of Israeli Boarder Guard guards. Banned from the Church for life, he finally and calmly states that Homer is completely incapable of salvation and storms off out the gates of Jerusalem. Homer, fearing he's going into the desert, follows, stealing a camel to rescue him... however, Flanders was merely grabbing some tea before going to see a movie to wind down from the encounter.

Homer rides his camel through he trackless desert, encountering a sandstorm. The camel rides off without him, stranding him in the middle of the desert, near the Dead Sea. Naturally, a thirsty Homer tries to drink the heavily salty water, and ends up temporarily comatose, seeing a vision of "Veggie Tales"-style characters who convince him that he is chosen to be the Messiah. Just then, Marge and a rescue team find Homer and bring him back to the hospital, where he is ministered to by [[Doctor Hibbert]], who diagnoses Homer as suffering from Jerusalem Syndrome. He escapes from the hospital, convinced that he needs to pronounce his message at the Dome of the Rock ("Brought to you by Lemon-Lime OY!"), where he gathers a large crowd of Christians, Jews and Muslims to hear him expound on a new religion that keys in on the similarities of the three religions as opposed to their differences.

He's soon kicked off the Rock by [[Agnes Skinner]], similarly believing herself to be the Messiah. Hibbert, under the same delusion, refuses to help.

Finally, the tour heads home, with Homer having a clearer view of is own spiritual life... though forgetting that people can buy goods from places other than the SkyMall in-flight magazine. Ned, who is shown to have forgiven Homer, tells Homer that even though everyone was wrong with their religions today, he personally thought Homer was the closest to the real thing.

Bart and Lisa fight over who gets to sit by the window. Lisa kicks Bart in the groin and sits down while Bart lays down.

==Reception==
"The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed" was viewed by 5.698 million viewers and got a Nielsen Rating of 2.7. It came second in its timeslot and second in the "Animation Domination" lineup, after [[Family Guy]].

This episode received overwhelmingly negative reviews from fans of The Simpsons, mainly due to it's plot, and the tour guide. In 2011, it was voted as the worst episode in the show's history by the NHC.<ref>https://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?96932-The-NHC-Bottom-50-Episodes-(Results!)</ref>

{{season 21}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Greatest Story Ever D’ohed}}

[[Category:Religion-themed episodes]]
[[Category:2010]]
[[Category:Ned Flanders episodes]]
[[Category:Homer episodes]]
[[Category:Travel episodes]]
[[Category:Episodes written by Kevin Curran]]
[[Category:Episodes directed by Michael Polcino]]

[[sv:The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]

The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed

2018-07-14T06:27:36Z

Whyyoubig: /* Reception */Added more about the reception of this episode.

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{{EpisodePrevNext|Stealing First Base|American History X-cellent}}
{{Episode
|image = The Greatest Story ever D'ohed.png
|Episode Number = 457
|productionCode = MABF10
|originalAirdate = March 28, [[2010]]
|blackboardText =
|couchGag = The Simpsons are dogs at a dog show. Homer and Bart get into a fight.
|billboard =
|titlescreen = Ralph flies by on a kite.
|specialGuestVoices = [[Sacha Baron Cohen]] as [[Jakob]] [[Yael Naim]] as [[Dorit]]
|Written By = [[Kevin Curran]]
|Directed By = [[Michael Polcino]]
}}

"'''The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed'''" is the sixteenth episode of [[season 21]]. It originally aired on March 28, [[2010]]. The episode was written by [[Kevin Curran]] and directed by [[Michael Polcino]]. [[Sacha Baron Cohen]] and [[Yael Naim]] guest starred.

== Synopsis ==
{{Desc|"The Simpsons are going to..." [[Jerusalem]], when [[Ned Flanders|Ned]] invites [[Homer]] along on a church retreat in an attempt to save his soul, but when Homer defiles one too many sacred sites, Ned says he's had enough.}}

== Plot ==
The story opens with [[Flanders]] leading a Bible study group in his home. However, he's continually interrupted by the antics of [[Homer]] next door, who is playing on a [[Slosh 'N' Splash]] outdoor waterslide toy. In the end, Flanders gets exasperated and claims that Homer is the one and only man who is irredeemable. [[Reverend Lovejoy]], trying to salvage the situation, encourages Ned to reach out to Homer. Ned, acquiescing, invites Homer and the Simpsons to come along with the Bible group's tour of the Holy Land. [[Marge]] accepts over Homer's objections, even offering to pay for the trip themselves.

The group lands in Jerusalem, the capital of Israel, where they are met by [[Jakob]], an eccentric Israeli tour guide and his niece [[Dorit]], who later is revealed to be security. Jacob, after an argument with Marge, is ready to commence the tour, and Ned is eager to walk the ''Via Dolorossa'' (or Way of the Cross) as the first stop on the journey. Instead, after Homer's urging, the first stop ends up being the magnificent sights of... the hotel's breakfast bar.

Next, the tour visits the ''Cenacle'', the legendary site of the Last Supper. While there, Ned prays for Homer's eyes to be opened to the spirituality of the land, but instead finds Homer and [[Bart]] acting irreverently within the building, further irritating Ned.

The tour then visits the Wailing Wall, where Bart runs amok, and finds himself on the receiving end of a [[wikipedia:Krav Maga|''Krav Maga'']] beating administered by Dorit.

Afterwards, the group finally arrives at the Church of the Holy Sepluchre, where Ned, in front of the tomb of Christ, prays in thanksgiving for what he perceives to be Homer's increase in spirituality... until he finds Homer splayed asleep upon the tomb's shrine. Homer lazing on the most sacred sight of all Christianity finally enrages Ned. After realizing that Homer has used all of Flanders' camera's memory to take pictures of humorous Israeli soft drinks (such as OY!, Lemon-Lime OY! Diet Brisket, and one whose label is the Israeli flag with an exclamation point after the Star of David), he smashes the camera against the wall of the tomb, and is escorted out of the building by a group of Israeli Boarder Guard guards. Banned from the Church for life, he finally and calmly states that Homer is completely incapable of salvation and storms off out the gates of Jerusalem. Homer, fearing he's going into the desert, follows, stealing a camel to rescue him... however, Flanders was merely grabbing some tea before going to see a movie to wind down from the encounter.

Homer rides his camel through he trackless desert, encountering a sandstorm. The camel rides off without him, stranding him in the middle of the desert, near the Dead Sea. Naturally, a thirsty Homer tries to drink the heavily salty water, and ends up temporarily comatose, seeing a vision of "Veggie Tales"-style characters who convince him that he is chosen to be the Messiah. Just then, Marge and a rescue team find Homer and bring him back to the hospital, where he is ministered to by [[Doctor Hibbert]], who diagnoses Homer as suffering from Jerusalem Syndrome. He escapes from the hospital, convinced that he needs to pronounce his message at the Dome of the Rock ("Brought to you by Lemon-Lime OY!"), where he gathers a large crowd of Christians, Jews and Muslims to hear him expound on a new religion that keys in on the similarities of the three religions as opposed to their differences.

He's soon kicked off the Rock by [[Agnes Skinner]], similarly believing herself to be the Messiah. Hibbert, under the same delusion, refuses to help.

Finally, the tour heads home, with Homer having a clearer view of is own spiritual life... though forgetting that people can buy goods from places other than the SkyMall in-flight magazine. Ned, who is shown to have forgiven Homer, tells Homer that even though everyone was wrong with their religions today, he personally thought Homer was the closest to the real thing.

Bart and Lisa fight over who gets to sit by the window. Lisa kicks Bart in the groin and sits down while Bart lays down.

==Reception==
"The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed" was viewed by 5.698 million viewers and got a Nielsen Rating of 2.7. It came second in its timeslot and second in the "Animation Domination" lineup, after [[Family Guy]].

This episode received overwhelmingly negative reviews from fans of The Simpsons, mainly due to it's plot, and the tour guide. In 2011, it was voted as the worst episode in the show's history by the NHC.<ref>[https://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?96932-The-NHC-Bottom-50-Episodes-(Results!)]</ref>

{{season 21}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Greatest Story Ever D’ohed}}

[[Category:Religion-themed episodes]]
[[Category:2010]]
[[Category:Ned Flanders episodes]]
[[Category:Homer episodes]]
[[Category:Travel episodes]]
[[Category:Episodes written by Kevin Curran]]
[[Category:Episodes directed by Michael Polcino]]

[[sv:The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]

List of episodes by production order

2018-06-15T18:39:03Z

Whyyoubig: /* AABF - Season 10 */Fixed a minor typo where two episodes were switched around.

{{Semi}}
This is a list of episodes '''by production order''', along with their broadcast season/episode numbers, and their original broadcast dates. ''[[The Simpsons]]'' has currently finished its [[Season 29|twenty-ninth season]] and has broadcasted '''{{epnumber}}''' episodes to date. The next season that will air is [[Season 30]] on September 30, [[2018]].

For a list of episodes by date, see ''[[List of episodes]]''.

For a list of rollover episodes, see ''[[Rollover episodes]]''.

For the list of episodes in alphabetical order see [[:Category:Episodes|here]].

== MG - The Simpsons Shorts==
=== Season 1 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Good Night]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|April 19, 1987}}
{{TB|MG01}}
{{TB|1}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Watching Television|May 3, 1987 |MG02 |2}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart Jumps|May 10, 1987 |MG03 |3}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Babysitting Maggie|May 31, 1987 |MG04 |4}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Pacifier|June 21, 1987 |MG05 |5}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Burp Contest|June 28, 1987 |MG06 |6}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Eating Dinner|July 12, 1987 |MG07 |7}}
}}

=== Season 2 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Football]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 18, 1987}}
{{TB|MG08}}
{{TB|8}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Making Faces|September 22, 1987|MG09|9}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |What Maggie's Thinking|October 11, 1987|MG10|10}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Gone Fishin'|January 24, 1988 |MG11|11}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |House of Cards|October 25, 1987|MG12|12}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Space Patrol|November 8, 1987|MG13|13}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Funeral|October 4, 1987 |MG14|14}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart and Homer's Dinner|November 1, 1987|MG15|15}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Perfect Crime|December 13, 1987 |MG16|16}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Scary Stories|December 20, 1987|MG17|17}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Haircut|November 15, 1987|MG18|18}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Grampa & the Kids|January 10, 1988|MG19|19}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|World War III|November 22, 1987|MG20|20}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Skateboarding|February 7, 1988|MG21|21}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Pagans|February 14, 1988|MG22|22}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Closet|February 21, 1988|MG23|23}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Aquarium|February 28, 1988|MG24|24}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Family Portrait|March 6, 1988|MG25|25}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart's Hiccups|March 13, 1988|MG26|26}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Money Jar|March 20, 1988|MG27|27}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Zoo Story|May 8, 1988|MG28|28}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Art Museum|May 1, 1988|MG29|29}}
}}

=== Season 3 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Shut Up Simpsons]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 6, 1988}}
{{TB|MG30}}
{{TB|30}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Shoplifting|February 26, 1989 |MG31|31}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Home Hypnotism|February 19, 1989 |MG32|32}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Punching Bag|November 27, 1988|MG33|33}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the Hero|January 29, 1989|MG34|34}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Shell Game|November 13, 1988|MG35|35}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Echo Canyon|March 12, 1989|MG36|36}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Scary Movie|February 12, 1989 |MG37|37}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Bart Simpson Show|November 20, 1988 |MG38|38}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Krusty the Clown Show|January 15, 1989|MG39|39}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Simpson Christmas|December 18, 1988|MG40|40}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Little Fantasy|February 5, 1989|MG41|41}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)|April 30, 1989|MG42|42}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion)|May 7, 1989|MG43|43}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bathtime|March 19, 1989|MG44|44}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart's Nightmare|March 26, 1989|MG45|45}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart of the Jungle|April 16, 1989|MG46|46}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Family Therapy|April 23, 1989|MG47|47}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|TV Simpsons|May 14, 1989|MG48|48}}
}}

== 7G - Season 1 ==
{{main|Season 1}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Some Enchanted Evening]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|7G01}}
{{TB|1}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the Genius|January 14, 1990 |7G02|2}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Homer's Odyssey|January 21, 1990 |7G03|3}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |There's No Disgrace Like Home|January 28, 1990 |7G04|4}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the General|February 4, 1990 |7G05|5}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Moaning Lisa|February 11, 1990 |7G06|6}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Telltale Head|February 25, 1990 |7G07|7}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire|December 17, 1989|7G08|8}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Call of the Simpsons|February 18, 1990 |7G09|9}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Homer's Night Out|March 25, 1990 |7G10|10}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Life on the Fast Lane|March 18, 1990 |7G11|11}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Krusty Gets Busted|April 29, 1990 |7G12 |12}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Crepes of Wrath|April 15, 1990 |7G13 |13}}
}}

== 7F - Season 2 ==
{{main|Season 2}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 1, 1990}}
{{TB|7F01}}
{{TB|14}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Simpson and Delilah|October 18, 1990 |7F02 |15}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart Gets an "F"| October 11, 1990|7F03|16}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Treehouse of Horror|October 25, 1990 |7F04|17}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Dancin' Homer|November 8, 1990 |7F05 |18}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart the Daredevil|December 6, 1990 |7F06 |19}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart vs. Thanksgiving|November 22, 1990 |7F07 |20}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Dead Putting Society|November 15, 1990 |7F08 |21}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Itchy & Scratchy & Marge|December 20, 1990 |7F09 |22}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart Gets Hit by a Car|January 10, 1991 |7F10 |23}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish|January 24, 1991 |7F11 |24}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |The Way We Was|January 31, 1991 |7F12 |25}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|February 7, 1991 |7F13 |26}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart's Dog Gets an "F"|March 7, 1991 |7F14 |27}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Principal Charming|February 14, 1991 |7F15 |28}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|February 21, 1991 |7F16 |29}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Old Money|March 28, 1991 |7F17 |30}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Brush with Greatness|April 11, 1991 |7F18 |31}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Lisa's Substitute|April 25, 1991 |7F19 |32}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |The War of the Simpsons|May 2, 1991 |7F20 |33}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Three Men and a Comic Book|May 9, 1991 |7F21 |34}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Blood Feud|July 11, 1991 |7F22 |35}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |When Flanders Failed|October 3, 1991 |7F23|36}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Stark Raving Dad|September 19, 1991 |7F24 |37}}
}}

== 8F - Season 3 ==
{{main|Season 3}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|8F01}}
{{TB|38}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Treehouse of Horror II|October 31, 1991 |8F02 |39}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart the Murderer|October 10, 1991 |8F03 |40}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer Defined|October 17, 1991 |8F04 |41}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Like Father, Like Clown|October 24, 1991 |8F05 |42}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Lisa's Pony|November 7, 1991 |8F06 |43}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Saturdays of Thunder|November 14, 1991 |8F07 |44}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Flaming Moe's|November 21, 1991 |8F08 |45}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk|December 5, 1991 |8F09 |46}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |I Married Marge|December 26, 1991 |8F10 |47}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Radio Bart|January 9, 1992 |8F11 |48}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Lisa the Greek|January 23, 1992 |8F12 |49}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer at the Bat|February 20, 1992 |8F13 |50}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer Alone|February 6, 1992 |8F14 |51}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Separate Vocations|February 27, 1992 |8F15 |52}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart the Lover|February 13, 1992 |8F16 |53}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Dog of Death|March 12, 1992 |8F17 |54}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |A Streetcar Named Marge|October 1, 1992 |8F18 |55}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Colonel Homer|March 26, 1992 |8F19 |56}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Black Widower|April 9, 1992 |8F20 |57}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |The Otto Show|April 23, 1992 |8F21 |58}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart's Friend Falls in Love|May 7, 1992 |8F22 |59}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?|August 27, 1992 |8F23 |60}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9|Kamp Krusty|September 24, 1992 |8F24 |61}}
}}

== 9F - Season 4 ==
{{main|Season 4}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer the Heretic|October 8, 1992 |9F01 |62}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Lisa the Beauty Queen|October 15, 1992 |9F02 |63}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|November 3, 1992 |9F03 |64}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Treehouse of Horror III|October 29, 1992 |9F04 |65}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge Gets a Job|November 5, 1992 |9F05 |66}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |New Kid on the Block|November 12, 1992 |9F06 |67}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Mr. Plow|November 19, 1992 |9F07 |68}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Lisa's First Word|December 3, 1992 |9F08 |69}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer's Triple Bypass|December 17, 1992 |9F09 |70}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge vs. the Monorail|January 14, 1993 |9F10 |71}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Selma's Choice|January 21, 1993 |9F11 |72}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Brother from the Same Planet|February 4, 1993 |9F12 |73}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |I Love Lisa|February 11, 1993 |9F13 |74}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Duffless|February 18, 1993 |9F14 |75}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Last Exit to Springfield|March 11, 1993 |9F15 |76}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |The Front|April 15, 1993 |9F16 |77}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show|April 1, 1993 |9F17 |78}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Whacking Day|April 29, 1993 |9F18 |79}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Krusty Gets Kancelled|May 13, 1993 |9F19 |80}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge in Chains|May 6, 1993 |9F20 |81}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer's Barbershop Quartet|September 30, 1993 |9F21 |82}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Cape Feare|October 7, 1993 |9F22 |83}}
}}

== 1F - Season 5 ==
{{main|Season 5}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Rosebud]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993 }}
{{TB|1F01}}
{{TB|84}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer Goes to College|October 14, 1993 |1F02 |85}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Marge on the Lam|November 4, 1993 |1F03 |86}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Treehouse of Horror IV|October 28, 1993 |1F04 |87}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart's Inner Child|November 11, 1993 |1F05 |88}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood|November 18, 1993 |1F06 |89}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |The Last Temptation of Homer|December 9, 1993 |1F07 |90}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|December 16, 1993 |1F08 |91}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer the Vigilante|January 6, 1994 |1F09 |92}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer and Apu|February 10, 1994 |1F10 |93}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart Gets Famous|February 3, 1994 |1F11 |94}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy|February 17, 1994 |1F12 |95}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Deep Space Homer|February 24, 1994 |1F13 |96}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer Loves Flanders|March 17, 1994 |1F14 |97}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart Gets an Elephant|March 31, 1994 |1F15 |98}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Burns' Heir|April 14, 1994 |1F16 |99}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lisa's Rival|September 11, 1994 |1F17 |100}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|April 28, 1994 |1F18 |101}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |The Boy Who Knew Too Much|May 5, 1994 |1F19 |102}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Secrets of a Successful Marriage|May 19, 1994 |1F20 |103}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lady Bouvier's Lover|May 12, 1994 |1F21 |104}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart of Darkness|September 4, 1994 |1F22 |105}}
}}

== 2F - Season 6 ==
{{main|Season 6}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|2F01}}
{{TB|106}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Sideshow Bob Roberts|October 9, 1994 |2F02 |107}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Treehouse of Horror V|October 30, 1994 |2F03 |108}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart's Girlfriend|November 6, 1994 |2F04 |109}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lisa on Ice|November 13, 1994 |2F05 |110}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer Badman|November 27, 1994 |2F06 |111}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy|December 4, 1994 |2F07 |112}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Fear of Flying|December 18, 1994 |2F08 |113}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer the Great|January 8, 1995 |2F09 |114}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |And Maggie Makes Three|January 22, 1995 |2F10 |115}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart's Comet|February 5, 1995 |2F11 |116}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homie the Clown|February 12, 1995 |2F12 |117}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart vs. Australia|February 19, 1995 |2F13 |118}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer vs. Patty and Selma|February 26, 1995 |2F14 |119}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lisa's Wedding|March 19, 1995 |2F15 |120}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)|May 21, 1995 |2F16 |121}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Radioactive Man|September 24, 1995|2F17 |122}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|April 9, 1995 |2F18 |123}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |The PTA Disbands|April 16, 1995 |2F19 |124}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)|September 17, 1995|2F20|125}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |The Springfield Connection|May 7, 1995 |2F21 |126}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lemon of Troy|May 14, 1995 |2F22 |127}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |A Star Is Burns|March 5, 1995 |2F31 |128}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |'Round Springfield|April 30, 1995 |2F32 |129}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Another Simpsons Clip Show|September 25, 1994 |2F33|130}}
}}

== 3F/3G - Season 7 ==
{{main|Season 7}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995 }}
{{TB|3F01 }}
{{TB|131}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart Sells His Soul|October 8, 1995 |3F02 |132}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa the Vegetarian|October 15, 1995 |3F03 |133}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Treehouse of Horror VI|October 29, 1995 |3F04 |134}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|King-Size Homer|November 5, 1995 |3F05 |135}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Mother Simpson|November 19, 1995 |3F06 |136}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Marge Be Not Proud|December 17, 1995 |3F07 |137}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming|November 26, 1995 |3F08 |138}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Two Bad Neighbors|January 14, 1996 |3F09 |139}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Team Homer|January 7, 1996 |3F10 |140}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield|February 4, 1996 |3F11 |141}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart the Fink|February 11, 1996 |3F12 |142}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa the Iconoclast|February 18, 1996 |3F13 |143}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Homer the Smithers|February 25, 1996 |3F14 |144}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|A Fish Called Selma|March 24, 1996 |3F15 |145}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Day the Violence Died|March 17, 1996 |3F16 |146}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart on the Road|March 31, 1996 |3F17 |147}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|22 Short Films About Springfield|April 14, 1996 |3F18 |148}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"|April 28, 1996 |3F19 |149}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Much Apu About Nothing|May 5, 1996 |3F20 |150}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Homerpalooza|May 19, 1996 |3F21 |151}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Summer of 4 Ft. 2|May 19, 1996 |3F22 |152}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|You Only Move Twice|November 3, 1996 |3F23|153}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|January 5, 1997 |3F24|154}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular|December 3, 1995 |3F31 |155}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Springfield Files|January 12, 1997|3G01 |156}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa's Sax|October 19, 1997|3G02|157}}
{{eptable|#4E008E|Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious|February 7, 1997|3G03|158}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Simpson Tide|March 29, 1998|3G04|159}}
}}

== 4F - Season 8 ==
{{main|Season 8}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Lisa's Date with Density]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 1996}}
{{TB|4F01}}
{{TB|160}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Treehouse of Horror VII|October 27, 1996|4F02|161}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Homer They Fall|November 10, 1996|4F03|162}}
{{eptable |#46859c|A Milhouse Divided|December 1, 1996|4F04|163}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Burns, Baby Burns|November 17, 1996|4F05|164}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Bart After Dark|November 24, 1996|4F06|165}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Hurricane Neddy|December 29, 1996|4F07|166}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson|January 19, 1997|4F08|167}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Grade School Confidential|April 6, 1997|4F09|168}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Mountain of Madness|February 2, 1997|4F10|169}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer's Phobia|February 16, 1997|4F11|170}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show|February 9, 1997|4F12|171}}
{{eptable |#46859c|My Sister, My Sitter|March 2, 1997|4F13|172}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Brother from Another Series|February 23, 1997|4F14|173}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment|March 16, 1997|4F15|174}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Canine Mutiny|April 13, 1997|4F16|175}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Old Man and the Lisa|April 20, 1997|4F17|176}}
{{eptable |#46859c|In Marge We Trust|April 27, 1997|4F18|177}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer's Enemy|May 4, 1997|4F19|178}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase|May 11, 1997|4F20|179}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Secret War of Lisa Simpson|May 18, 1997|4F21|180}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson|September 21, 1997|4F22|181}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Principal and the Pauper|September 28, 1997|4F23|182}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Lisa the Simpson|March 8, 1998|4F24|183}}
}}

== 5F - Season 9 ==
{{main|Season 9}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Cartridge Family]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|5F01}}
{{TB|184}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Treehouse of Horror VIII|October 26, 1997|5F02|185}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart Star|November 9, 1997|5F03|186}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons|November 16, 1997|5F04|187}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lisa the Skeptic|November 23, 1997|5F05|188}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Realty Bites|December 7, 1997|5F06|189}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace|December 21, 1997|5F07|190}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart Carny|January 11, 1998|5F08|191}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Trash of the Titans|April 26, 1998|5F09|192}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Last Temptation of Krust|February 22, 1998|5F10|193}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Das Bus|February 15, 1998|5F11|194}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Dumbbell Indemnity|March 1, 1998|5F12|195}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|This Little Wiggy|March 22, 1998|5F13|196}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Trouble with Trillions|April 5, 1998|5F14|197}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Girly Edition|April 19, 1998|5F15|198}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|King of the Hill|May 3, 1998|5F16|199}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lost Our Lisa|May 10, 1998|5F17|200}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Natural Born Kissers|May 17, 1998|5F18|201}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|When You Dish Upon a Star|November 8, 1998|5F19|202}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lard of the Dance|August 23, 1998|5F20|203}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace|September 20, 1998|5F21|204}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart the Mother|September 27, 1998|5F22|205}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Joy of Sect|February 8, 1998|5F23|206}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|All Singing, All Dancing|January 4, 1998|5F24|207}}
}}

== AABF - Season 10 ==
{{main|Season 10}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|AABF01}}
{{TB|208}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|D'oh-in' in the Wind|November 15, 1998|AABF02|209}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Lisa Gets an "A"|November 22, 1998|AABF03|210}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"|December 6, 1998|AABF04|211}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Mayored to the Mob|December 20, 1998|AABF05|212}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Viva Ned Flanders|January 10, 1999|AABF06|213}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken|January 17, 1999|AABF07|214}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Sunday, Cruddy Sunday|January 31, 1999|AABF08|215}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Homer to the Max|February 7, 1999|AABF09|216}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"|February 21, 1999|AABF10|217}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|I'm with Cupid|February 14, 1999|AABF11|218}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Make Room for Lisa|February 28, 1999|AABF12|219}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Maximum Homerdrive|March 28, 1999|AABF13|220}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Simpsons Bible Stories|April 4, 1999|AABF14|221}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Mom and Pop Art|April 11, 1999|AABF15|222}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|The Old Man and the "C" Student|April 25, 1999|AABF16|223}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Monty Can't Buy Me Love|May 2, 1999|AABF17|224}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|They Saved Lisa's Brain|May 9, 1999|AABF18|225}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)|November 7, 1999|AABF19|226}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo|May 16, 1999|AABF20|227}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?|October 24, 1999|AABF21|228}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Brother's Little Helper|October 3, 1999|AABF22|229}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Beyond Blunderdome|September 26, 1999|AABF23|230}}
}}

== BABF - Season 11 ==
{{main|Season 11}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|#4B96BD|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|#4B96BD|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|#4B96BD|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Treehouse of Horror X]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|BABF01}}
{{TB|231}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder|November 14, 1999|BABF02|232}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Eight Misbehavin'|November 21, 1999|BABF03|233}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Little Big Mom|January 9, 2000|BABF04|234}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Take My Wife, Sleaze|November 28, 1999|BABF05|235}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Faith Off|January 16, 2000|BABF06|236}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Grift of the Magi|December 19, 1999|BABF07|237}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|The Mansion Family|January 23, 2000|BABF08|238}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Saddlesore Galactica|February 6, 2000|BABF09|239}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Alone Again, Natura-Diddily|February 13, 2000|BABF10|240}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Missionary: Impossible|February 20, 2000|BABF11|241}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Pygmoelian|February 27, 2000|BABF12|242}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Bart to the Future|March 19, 2000|BABF13|243}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Days of Wine and D'oh'ses|April 9, 2000|BABF14|244}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Last Tap Dance in Springfield|May 7, 2000|BABF15|245}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Kill the Alligator and Run|April 30, 2000|BABF16|246}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Insane Clown Poppy|November 12, 2000|BABF17|247}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge|May 14, 2000|BABF18|248}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Behind the Laughter|May 21, 2000|BABF19|249}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|A Tale of Two Springfields|November 5, 2000|BABF20|250}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Treehouse of Horror XI| November 1, 2000|BABF21|251}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|HOMЯ|January 7, 2001|BABF22|252}}
}}

== CABF - Season 12 ==
{{main|Season 12}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|CABF01}}
{{TB|253}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Computer Wore Menace Shoes|December 3, 2000|CABF02|254}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Great Money Caper|December 10, 2000|CABF03|255}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Homer vs. Dignity|November 26, 2000|CABF04|256}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Pokey Mom|January 14, 2001|CABF05|257}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Skinner's Sense of Snow|December 17, 2000|CABF06|258}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Tennis the Menace|February 11, 2001|CABF07|259}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Worst Episode Ever|February 4, 2001|CABF08|260}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Hungry, Hungry Homer|March 4, 2001|CABF09|261}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Day of the Jackanapes|February 18, 2001|CABF10|262}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Bye, Bye, Nerdie|March 11, 2001|CABF11|263}}
{{eptable |#92102f|New Kids on the Blecch|February 25, 2001|CABF12|264}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Simpson Safari|April 1, 2001|CABF13|265}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Trilogy of Error|April 29, 2001|CABF14|266}}
{{eptable |#92102f|I'm Goin' to Praiseland|May 6, 2001|CABF15|267}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Children of a Lesser Clod|May 13, 2001|CABF16|268}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Simpsons Tall Tales|May 20, 2001|CABF17|269}}
{{eptable |#92102f|A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love|December 2, 2001 |CABF18 |270}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Treehouse of Horror XII|November 6, 2001 |CABF19 |271}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Homer the Moe|November 18, 2001 |CABF20 |272}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Blunder Years|December 9, 2001 |CABF21 |273}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Parent Rap|November 11, 2001 |CABF22 |274}}
}}

== DABF - Season 13 ==
{{main|Season 13}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Brawl in the Family]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|January 6, 2002}}
{{TB|DABF01}}
{{TB|275}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|She of Little Faith|December 16, 2001 |DABF02 |276}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Sweets and Sour Marge|January 20, 2002 |DABF03 |277}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Half-Decent Proposal|February 10, 2002 |DABF04 |278}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Jaws Wired Shut|January 27, 2002 |DABF05 |279}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Bart Wants What It Wants|February 17, 2002 |DABF06 |280}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Lastest Gun in the West|February 24, 2002 |DABF07 |281}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Tales from the Public Domain|March 17, 2002 |DABF08 |282}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Old Man and the Key|March 10, 2002 |DABF09 |283}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Blame It on Lisa|March 31, 2002 |DABF10 |284}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Weekend at Burnsie's|April 7, 2002 |DABF11 |285}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Gump Roast|April 21, 2002 |DABF12 |286}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|I Am Furious (Yellow)|April 28, 2002 |DABF13 |287}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Sweetest Apu|May 5, 2002 |DABF14 |288}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Little Girl in the Big Ten|May 12, 2002 |DABF15 |289}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Frying Game|May 19, 2002 |DABF16 |290}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge|May 22, 2002 |DABF17 |291}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Large Marge|November 24, 2002 |DABF18 |292}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Treehouse of Horror XIII|November 3, 2002 |DABF19 |293}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade|November 17, 2002 |DABF20 |294}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Helter Shelter|December 1, 2002 |DABF21 |295}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|How I Spent My Strummer Vacation|November 10, 2002 |DABF22 |296}}
}}

== EABF - Season 14 ==
{{main|Season 14}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Great Louse Detective]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002 }}
{{TB|EABF01}}
{{TB|297}}
{{eptable |#000000|Special Edna|January 5, 2003 |EABF02 |298}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Dad Who Knew Too Little|January 12, 2003 |EABF03 |299}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Strong Arms of the Ma|February 2, 2003 |EABF04 |300}}
{{eptable |#000000|Barting Over|February 16, 2003 |EABF05 |301}}
{{eptable |#000000|Pray Anything|February 9, 2003 |EABF06 |302}}
{{eptable |#000000|I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can|February 16, 2003 |EABF07 |303}}
{{eptable |#000000|A Star Is Born Again|March 2, 2003 |EABF08 |304}}
{{eptable |#000000|Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington|March 9, 2003 |EABF09 |305}}
{{eptable |#000000|C.E. D'oh|March 16, 2003 |EABF10 |306}}
{{eptable |#000000|'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky|March 30, 2003 |EABF11 |307}}
{{eptable |#000000|Three Gays of the Condo|April 13, 2003 |EABF12 |308}}
{{eptable |#000000|Dude, Where's My Ranch?|April 27, 2003 |EABF13 |309}}
{{eptable |#000000|Old Yeller-Belly|May 4, 2003 |EABF14 |310}}
{{eptable |#000000|Brake My Wife, Please|May 11, 2003 |EABF15 |311}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Bart of War|May 18, 2003 |EABF16 |312}}
{{eptable |#000000|Moe Baby Blues|May 18, 2003 |EABF17 |313}}
{{eptable |#000000|My Mother the Carjacker|November 9, 2003 |EABF18 |314}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Fat and the Furriest|November 30, 2003 |EABF19 |315}}
{{eptable |#000000|The President Wore Pearls|November 16, 2003 |EABF20 |316}}
{{eptable |#000000|Treehouse of Horror XIV|November 2, 2003 |EABF21 |317}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Regina Monologues|November 23, 2003 |EABF22 |318}}
}}

== FABF - Season 15 ==
{{main|Season 15}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Today I Am a Clown]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003 }}
{{TB|FABF01}}
{{TB|319}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |'Tis the Fifteenth Season|December 14, 2003 |FABF02 |320}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays|January 4, 2004 |FABF03 |321}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot|January 11, 2004 |FABF04 |322}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|January 25, 2004 |FABF05 |323}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Margical History Tour|February 8, 2004 |FABF06 |324}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore|February 15, 2004 |FABF07 |325}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|March 14, 2004 |FABF08 |326}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Smart and Smarter|February 22, 2004 |FABF09 |327}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Co-Dependent's Day|March 21, 2004 |FABF10 |328}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wandering Juvie|March 28, 2004 |FABF11 |329}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |My Big Fat Geek Wedding|April 18, 2004 |FABF12 |330}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Way We Weren't|May 9, 2004 |FABF13 |331}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Catch 'Em If You Can|April 25, 2004 |FABF14 |332}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Simple Simpson|May 2, 2004 |FABF15 |333}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Midnight Rx|January 16, 2005 |FABF16 |334}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart-Mangled Banner|May 16, 2004 |FABF17 |335}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Fraudcast News|May 23, 2004 |FABF18 |336}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Sleeping with the Enemy|November 21, 2004 |FABF19 |337}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |All's Fair in Oven War|November 14, 2004 |FABF20 |338}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Fat Man and Little Boy|December 12, 2004 |FABF21 |339}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |She Used to Be My Girl|December 5, 2004 |FABF22 |340}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XV|November 7, 2004|FABF23 |341}}
}}

== GABF - Season 16 ==
{{main|Season 16}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Mommie Beerest]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|GABF01 }}
{{TB|342}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass|February 6, 2005 |GABF02 |343}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Pranksta Rap|February 13, 2005 |GABF03 |344}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |There's Something About Marrying|February 20, 2005 |GABF04 |345}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister|March 6, 2005 |GABF05 |346}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Goo Goo Gai Pan|March 13, 2005 |GABF06 |347}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Mobile Homer|March 20, 2005 |GABF07 |348}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Seven-Beer Snitch|April 3, 2005 |GABF08 |349}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star|May 15, 2005 |GABF09 |350}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Don't Fear the Roofer|May 1, 2005 |GABF10 |351}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Heartbroke Kid|May 1, 2005 |GABF11 |352}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Future-Drama|April 17, 2005 |GABF12 |353}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |A Star Is Torn|May 8, 2005 |GABF13 |354}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Thank God It's Doomsday|May 8, 2005 |GABF14 |355}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Home Away from Homer|May 15, 2005 |GABF15 |356}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Girl Who Slept Too Little|September 18, 2005 |GABF16 |357}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVI|November 6, 2005 |GABF17 |358}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Bonfire of the Manatees|September 11, 2005|GABF18 |359}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Milhouse of Sand and Fog|September 25, 2005 |GABF19 |360}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge's Son Poisoning|November 13, 2005 |GABF20 |361}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |See Homer Run|November 20, 2005 |GABF21 |362}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Last of the Red Hat Mamas|November 27, 2005 |GABF22 |363}}
}}

== HABF - Season 17 ==
{{main|Season 17}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|HABF01 }}
{{TB|364}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Italian Bob|December 11, 2005 |HABF02 |365}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer's Paternity Coot|January 8, 2006 |HABF03 |366}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |We're on the Road to D'ohwhere|January 29, 2006 |HABF04 |367}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |My Fair Laddy|February 26, 2006 |HABF05 |368}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|March 12, 2006 |HABF06 |369}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart Has Two Mommies|March 19, 2006 |HABF07 |370}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife|March 26, 2006 |HABF08 |371}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Million-Dollar Abie|April 2, 2006 |HABF09 |372}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore|April 9, 2006 |HABF10 |373}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wettest Stories Ever Told|April 23, 2006 |HABF11 |374}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Girls Just Want to Have Sums|April 30, 2006 |HABF12 |375}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Regarding Margie|May 7, 2006 |HABF13 |376}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Monkey Suit|May 14, 2006 |HABF14 |377}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer|September 10, 2006|HABF15 |378}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play|May 21, 2006 |HABF16 |379}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVII|November 5, 2006 |HABF17 |380}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Jazzy and the Pussycats|September 17, 2006 |HABF18 |381}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moe'N'a Lisa|November 19, 2006 |HABF19 |382}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em|September 24, 2006 |HABF20 |383}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)|November 12, 2006 |HABF21 |384}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)|November 26, 2006 |HABF22 |385}}
}}

== JABF - Season 18 ==
{{main|Season 18}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|JABF01}}
{{TB|386}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Haw-Hawed Couple|December 10, 2006 |JABF02 |387}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wife Aquatic|January 7, 2007 |JABF03 |388}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Little Big Girl|February 11, 2007 |JABF04 |389}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times|January 28, 2007 |JABF05 |390}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homerazzi|March 25, 2007 |JABF06 |391}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Springfield Up|February 18, 2007 |JABF07 |392}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Rome-Old and Juli-Eh|March 11, 2007 |JABF08 |393}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Yokel Chords|March 4, 2007 |JABF09 |394}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge Gamer|April 22, 2007 |JABF10 |395}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Boys of Bummer|April 29, 2007 |JABF11 |396}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!|May 13, 2007 |JABF12 |397}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Crook and Ladder|May 6, 2007 |JABF13 |398}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |24 Minutes|May 20, 2007 |JABF14 |399}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |You Kent Always Say What You Want|May 20, 2007 |JABF15 |400}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVIII|November 4, 2007 |JABF16 |401}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Husbands and Knives|November 18, 2007 |JABF17 |402}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Homer of Seville|September 30, 2007 |JABF18 |403}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings|October 14, 2007 |JABF19 |404}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs|September 23, 2007 |JABF20 |405}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Midnight Towboy|October 7, 2007 |JABF21 |406}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Little Orphan Millie|November 11, 2007 |JABF22 |407}}
}}

== KABF - Season 19 ==
{{main|Season 19}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Funeral for a Fiend]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|KABF01 }}
{{TB|408}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind|December 16, 2007 |KABF02 |409}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |E Pluribus Wiggum|January 6, 2008 |KABF03 |410}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |That '90s Show|January 27, 2008 |KABF04 |411}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Love, Springfieldian Style|February 17, 2008 |KABF05 |412}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Debarted|March 2, 2008 |KABF06 |413}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Dial "N" for Nerder|March 9, 2008 |KABF07 |414}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Smoke on the Daughter|March 30, 2008 |KABF08 |415}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Papa Don't Leech|April 13, 2008 |KABF09 |416}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Apocalypse Cow|April 27, 2008 |KABF10 |417}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Any Given Sundance|May 4, 2008 |KABF11 |418}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Mona Leaves-a|May 11, 2008 |KABF12 |419}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |All About Lisa|May 18, 2008 |KABF13 |420}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Double, Double, Boy in Trouble|October 19, 2008 |KABF14 |421}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lost Verizon|October 5, 2008 |KABF15 |422}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XIX|November 2, 2008 |KABF16 |423}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes|September 28, 2008 |KABF17 |424}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Dangerous Curves|November 9, 2008 |KABF18 |425}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words|November 16, 2008 |KABF19 |426}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |MyPods and Boomsticks|November 30, 2008 |KABF20 |427}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Burns and the Bees|December 7, 2008 |KABF21 |428}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lisa the Drama Queen|January 25, 2009 |KABF22 |429}}
}}

== LABF - Season 20 ==
{{main|Season 20}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Take My Life, Please]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|LABF01 }}
{{TB|430}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |How the Test Was Won|March 1, 2009 |LABF02 |431}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |No Loan Again, Naturally|March 8, 2009 |LABF03 |432}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Gone Maggie Gone|March 15, 2009 |LABF04 |433}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Wedding for Disaster|March 29, 2009 |LABF05 |434}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe|April 5, 2009 |LABF06 |435}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly|April 19, 2009 |LABF07 |436}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Father Knows Worst|April 26, 2009 |LABF08 |437}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Four Great Women and a Manicure|May 10, 2009 |LABF09 |438}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh|May 3, 2009 |LABF10 |439}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |In the Name of the Grandfather|March 17, 2009 |LABF11 |440}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Coming to Homerica|May 17, 2009 |LABF12 |441}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer the Whopper|September 27, 2009 |LABF13 |442}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XX|October 18, 2009 |LABF14 |443}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart Gets a "Z"|October 4, 2009 |LABF15 |444}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Great Wife Hope|October 11, 2009 |LABF16 |445}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Devil Wears Nada|November 15, 2009 |LABF17 |446}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Pranks and Greens|November 22, 2009 |LABF18 |447}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Rednecks and Broomsticks|November 29, 2009 |LABF19 |448}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Once Upon a Time in Springfield|January 10, 2010 |LABF20 |449}}
}}

== MABF - Season 21 ==
{{main|Season 21}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|MABF01}}
{{TB|450}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Thursdays with Abie|January 3, 2010 |MABF02 |451}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Million Dollar Maybe|January 31, 2010 |MABF03 |452}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Postcards from the Wedge|March 14, 2010 |MABF04 |453}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Boy Meets Curl|February 14, 2010 |MABF05 |454}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Color Yellow|February 21, 2010 |MABF06 |455}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Stealing First Base|March 21, 2010 |MABF07 |456}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |American History X-cellent|April 11, 2010 |MABF08 |457}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Chief of Hearts|April 18, 2010 |MABF09 |458}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed|March 28, 2010 |MABF10 |459}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Bob Next Door|May 16, 2010 |MABF11 |460}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |To Surveil with Love|May 2, 2010 |MABF12 |461}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moe Letter Blues|May 9, 2010 |MABF13 |462}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Squirt and the Whale|April 25, 2010 |MABF14 |463}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Judge Me Tender|May 23, 2010 |MABF15 |464}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XXI|November 7, 2010 |MABF16 |465}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Loan-a Lisa|October 3, 2010 |MABF17 |466}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |MoneyBart|October 10, 2010 |MABF18 |467}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Donnie Fatso|December 12, 2010 |MABF19 |468}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life|November 14, 2010 |MABF20 |469}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Elementary School Musical|September 26, 2010|MABF21 |470}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Fight Before Christmas|December 5, 2010 |MABF22 |471}}
}}

== NABF - Season 22 ==
{{main|Season 22}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Fool Monty]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|NABF01}}
{{TB|472}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?|November 28, 2010 |NABF02 |473}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moms I'd Like to Forget|January 9, 2011 |NABF03 |474}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Flaming Moe|January 16, 2011 |NABF04 |475}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer the Father|January 23, 2011 |NABF05 |476}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Blue and the Gray|February 13, 2011 |NABF06 |477}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Angry Dad: The Movie|February 20, 2011 |NABF07 |478}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Scorpion's Tale|March 6, 2011 |NABF08 |479}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |A Midsummer's Nice Dreams|March 13, 2011 |NABF09 |480}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing|March 27, 2011 |NABF10 |481}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Great Simpsina|April 10, 2011 |NABF11 |482}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Real Housewives of Fat Tony|May 1, 2011 |NABF12 |483}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer Scissorhands|May 8, 2011 |NABF13 |484}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |500 Keys|May 15, 2011 |NABF14 |485}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Ned-liest Catch|May 22, 2011 |NABF15 |486}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Falcon and the D'ohman|September 25, 2011|NABF16|487}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts|October 2, 2011|NABF17|488}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Holidays of Future Passed|December 11, 2011|NABF18|489}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXII|October 30, 2011|NABF19|490}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Food Wife|November 13, 2011|NABF20|491}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Replaceable You|November 6, 2011|NABF21|492}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Book Job|November 20, 2011|NABF22|493}}
}}

== PABF - Season 23 ==
{{main|Season 23}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|PABF01}}
{{TB|494}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Ten-Per-Cent Solution|December 4, 2011|PABF02|495}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson|January 8, 2012|PABF03|496}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The D'oh-cial Network|January 15, 2012|PABF04|497}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Moe Goes from Rags to Riches|January 29, 2012|PABF05|498}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Daughter Also Rises|February 12, 2012|PABF06|499}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|At Long Last Leave|February 19, 2012|PABF07|500}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|How I Wet Your Mother|March 11, 2012|PABF08|501}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart|March 4, 2012|PABF09|502}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Them, Robot|March 18, 2012|PABF10|503}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Beware My Cheating Bart|April 15, 2012|PABF11|504}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again|April 29, 2012|PABF12|505}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Spy Who Learned Me|May 6, 2012|PABF13|506}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Lisa Goes Gaga|May 20, 2012|PABF14|507}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda|May 13, 2012|PABF15|508}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Gone Abie Gone|November 11, 2012|PABF16|509}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIII|October 7, 2012|PABF17|510}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Adventures in Baby-Getting|November 4, 2012|PABF18|511}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Penny-Wiseguys|November 18, 2012|PABF19|512}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Day the Earth Stood Cool|December 9, 2012|PABF20|513}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Moonshine River|September 30, 2012|PABF21|514}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Tree Grows in Springfield|November 25, 2012|PABF22|515}}
}}

== RABF - Season 24 ==
{{main|Season 24}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[To Cur, with Love]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|RABF01}}
{{TB|516}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Homer Goes to Prep School|January 6, 2013|RABF02|517}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Test Before Trying|January 13, 2013|RABF03|518}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Changing of the Guardian|January 27, 2013|RABF04|519}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Hardly Kirk-ing|February 17, 2013|RABF05|520}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Gorgeous Grampa|March 3, 2013|RABF06|521}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing|February 10, 2013|RABF07|522}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|What Animated Women Want|April 14, 2013|RABF08|523}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Black-Eyed, Please|March 10, 2013|RABF09|524}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Dark Knight Court|March 17, 2013|RABF10|525}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Pulpit Friction|April 28, 2013|RABF11|526}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Fabulous Faker Boy|May 12, 2013|RABF12|527}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Whiskey Business|May 5, 2013|RABF13|528}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Saga of Carl|May 19, 2013|RABF14|529}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Man Who Came to Be Dinner|January 4, 2015|RABF15|530}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIV|October 6, 2013|RABF16|531}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Dangers on a Train|May 19, 2013|RABF17|532}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Four Regrettings and a Funeral|November 3, 2013|RABF18|533}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Labor Pains|November 17, 2013|RABF19|534}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Homerland|September 29, 2013|RABF20|535}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Brick Like Me|May 4, 2014|RABF21|536}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|YOLO|November 10, 2013|RABF22|537}}
}}

== SABF - Season 25 ==
{{main|Season 25}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[White Christmas Blues]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|SABF01}}
{{TB|538}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Kid Is All Right|November 24, 2013|SABF02|539}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Married to the Blob|January 12, 2014|SABF03|540}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Yellow Subterfuge|December 8, 2013|SABF04|541}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Steal This Episode|January 5, 2014|SABF05|542}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Specs and the City|January 26, 2014|SABF06|543}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Man Who Grew Too Much|March 9, 2014|SABF07|544}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Diggs|March 9, 2014|SABF08|545}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Winter of His Content|March 16, 2014|SABF09|546}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The War of Art|March 23, 2014|SABF10|547}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee|March 30, 2014|SABF11|548}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Luca$|April 6, 2014|SABF12|549}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Days of Future Future|April 13, 2014|SABF13|550}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |What to Expect When Bart's Expecting|April 27, 2014|SABF14|551}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Pay Pal|May 11, 2014|SABF15|552}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simpsorama|November 9, 2014|SABF16|553}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Wreck of the Relationship|October 5, 2014|SABF17|554}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Yellow Badge of Cowardge|May 18, 2014|SABF18|555}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Super Franchise Me|October 12, 2014|SABF19|556}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Clown in the Dumps|September 28, 2014|SABF20|557}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXV|October 19, 2014|SABF21|558}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Opposites A-Frack|November 2, 2014|SABF22|559}}
}}

== TABF - Season 26 ==
{{main|Season 26}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Blazed and Confused]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|TABF01}}
{{TB|560}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Covercraft|November 23, 2014|TABF02|561}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |I Won't Be Home for Christmas|December 7, 2014|TABF03|562}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Musk Who Fell to Earth|January 25, 2015|TABF04|563}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart's New Friend|January 11, 2015|TABF05|564}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Walking Big & Tall|February 8, 2015|TABF06|565}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |My Fare Lady|February 15, 2015|TABF07|566}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Princess Guide|March 1, 2015|TABF08|567}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Sky Police|March 8, 2015|TABF09|568}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Waiting for Duffman|March 15, 2015|TABF10|569}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Peeping Mom|April 19, 2015|TABF11|570}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Kids Are All Fight|April 26, 2015|TABF12|571}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Let's Go Fly a Coot|May 3, 2015|TABF13|572}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Every Man's Dream|September 27, 2015|TABF14|573}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bull-E|May 10, 2015|TABF15|574}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Mathlete's Feat|May 17, 2015|TABF16|575}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |'Cue Detective|October 4, 2015|TABF17|576}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVI|October 25, 2015|TABF18|577}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Puffless|October 11, 2015|TABF19|578}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Lisa with an "S"|November 22, 2015|TABF20|579}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Friend with Benefit|November 8, 2015|TABF21|580}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Halloween of Horror|October 18, 2015|TABF22|581}}
}}

== VABF - Season 27 ==
{{main|Season 27}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Paths of Glory]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|VABF01}}
{{TB|582}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Barthood|December 13, 2015|VABF02|583}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Girl Code|January 3, 2016|VABF03|584}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles|January 10, 2016|VABF04|585}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Much Apu About Something|January 17, 2016|VABF05|586}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Gal of Constant Sorrow|February 21, 2016|VABF06|587}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4|February 14, 2016|VABF07|588}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Lisa the Veterinarian|March 6, 2016|VABF08|589}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Marge-ian Chronicles|March 13, 2016|VABF09|590}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Burns Cage|April 3, 2016|VABF10|591}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |How Lisa Got Her Marge Back|April 10, 2016|VABF11|592}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Fland Canyon|April 24, 2016|VABF12|593}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simprovised|May 15, 2016|VABF13|594}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |To Courier with Love|May 8, 2016|VABF14|595}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Orange Is the New Yellow|May 22, 2016|VABF15|596}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVII|October 16, 2016|VABF16|597}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Town|October 9, 2016|VABF17|598}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Friends and Family|October 2, 2016|VABF18|599}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Havana Wild Weekend|November 13, 2016|VABF19|600}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus|September 25, 2016|VABF20|601}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Trust but Clarify|October 23, 2016|VABF21|602}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |There Will Be Buds|November 6, 2016|VABF22|603}}
}}

== WABF - Season 28 ==
{{main|Season 28}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Dad Behavior]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|WABF01}}
{{TB|604}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Nightmare After Krustmas|December 11, 2016|WABF02|605}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Last Traction Hero|December 4, 2016|WABF03|606}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Great Phatsby: Part One|January 15, 2017|WABF04|607}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Great Phatsby: Part Two|January 15, 2017|WABF05|608}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Pork and Burns|January 8, 2017|WABF06|609}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Fatzcarraldo|February 12, 2017|WABF07|610}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Cad and the Hat|February 19, 2017|WABF08|611}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Kamp Krustier|March 5, 2017|WABF09|612}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |22 for 30|March 12, 2017|WABF10|613}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |A Father's Watch|March 19, 2017|WABF11|614}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Caper Chase|April 2, 2017|WABF12|615}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Looking for Mr. Goodbart|April 30, 2017|WABF13|616}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Moho House|May 7, 2017|WABF14|617}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Dogtown|May 21, 2017|WABF15|618}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Whistler's Father|October 15, 2017|WABF16|619}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Serfsons|October 1, 2017|WABF17|620}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVIII|October 22, 2017|WABF18|621}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Grampy Can Ya Hear Me|November 5, 2017|WABF19|622}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be|November 12, 2017|WABF20|623}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Singin' in the Lane|November 19, 2017|WABF21|624}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Springfield Splendor|October 8, 2017|WABF22|625}}
}}

== XABF - Season 29 ==
{{main|Season 29}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Mr. Lisa's Opus|December 3, 2017|XABF01|626}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Gone Boy|December 10, 2017|XABF02|627}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Haw-Haw Land|January 7, 2018|XABF03|628}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Frink Gets Testy|January 14, 2018|XABF04|629}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Homer Is Where the Art Isn't|March 18, 2018|XABF05|630}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage|March 25, 2018|XABF06|631}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|April 8, 2018|XABF07|632}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Fears of a Clown|April 1, 2018|XABF08|633}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Forgive and Regret|April 29, 2018|XABF09|634}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|King Leer|April 15, 2018|XABF10|635}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Lisa Gets the Blues|April 22, 2018|XABF11|636}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Left Behind|May 6, 2018|XABF12|637}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Throw Grampa from the Dane|May 13, 2018|XABF13|638}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Flanders' Ladder|May 20, 2018|XABF14|639}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Heartbreak Hotel|2018/2019|XABF15|640}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIX|October 2018|XABF16|641}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|My Way or the Highway to Heaven|2018/2019|XABF17|642}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Baby You Can't Drive My Car|2018/2019|XABF18|643}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Not Dead|2018/2019|XABF19|644}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|From Russia Without Love|2018/2019|XABF20|645}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Werking Mom|2018/2019|XABF21|646}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Krusty the Clown (episode)|2018/2019|XABF22|647|title=Krusty the Clown}}
}}

== YABF - Season 30 ==
{{main|Season 30}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Lisa Has a Crush on Homer|2018/2019|YABF01|648}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|'Tis the 30th Season|2018/2019|YABF02|649}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Mad About the Toy|2018/2019|YABF03|650}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Girl on the Bus|2018/2019|YABF04|651}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Clown Stays in the Picture|2018/2019|YABF05|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|I Am Dancing As Fat As I Can|2018/2019|YABF06|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|101 Mitigations|2018/2019|YABF07|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|I Want You (She's So Heavy)|2018/2019|YABF08|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|E My Sports|2018/2019|YABF09|653}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|TBA|2018/2019|YABF??|6??}}
}}

== See also ==
*[[List of episodes|List of episodes by date]]
*[[Rollover episodes|List of rollover episodes]]
*[[:Category:Episodes|List of episodes in alphabetical order]]

{{Simpsons}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of episodes by production order

2018-06-15T18:35:20Z

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{{Semi}}
This is a list of episodes '''by production order''', along with their broadcast season/episode numbers, and their original broadcast dates. ''[[The Simpsons]]'' has currently finished its [[Season 29|twenty-ninth season]] and has broadcasted '''{{epnumber}}''' episodes to date. The next season that will air is [[Season 30]] on September 30, [[2018]].

For a list of episodes by date, see ''[[List of episodes]]''.

For a list of rollover episodes, see ''[[Rollover episodes]]''.

For the list of episodes in alphabetical order see [[:Category:Episodes|here]].

== MG - The Simpsons Shorts==
=== Season 1 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Good Night]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|April 19, 1987}}
{{TB|MG01}}
{{TB|1}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Watching Television|May 3, 1987 |MG02 |2}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart Jumps|May 10, 1987 |MG03 |3}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Babysitting Maggie|May 31, 1987 |MG04 |4}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Pacifier|June 21, 1987 |MG05 |5}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Burp Contest|June 28, 1987 |MG06 |6}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Eating Dinner|July 12, 1987 |MG07 |7}}
}}

=== Season 2 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Football]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 18, 1987}}
{{TB|MG08}}
{{TB|8}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Making Faces|September 22, 1987|MG09|9}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |What Maggie's Thinking|October 11, 1987|MG10|10}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Gone Fishin'|January 24, 1988 |MG11|11}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |House of Cards|October 25, 1987|MG12|12}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Space Patrol|November 8, 1987|MG13|13}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Funeral|October 4, 1987 |MG14|14}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart and Homer's Dinner|November 1, 1987|MG15|15}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Perfect Crime|December 13, 1987 |MG16|16}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Scary Stories|December 20, 1987|MG17|17}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Haircut|November 15, 1987|MG18|18}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Grampa & the Kids|January 10, 1988|MG19|19}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|World War III|November 22, 1987|MG20|20}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Skateboarding|February 7, 1988|MG21|21}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Pagans|February 14, 1988|MG22|22}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Closet|February 21, 1988|MG23|23}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Aquarium|February 28, 1988|MG24|24}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Family Portrait|March 6, 1988|MG25|25}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart's Hiccups|March 13, 1988|MG26|26}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Money Jar|March 20, 1988|MG27|27}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Zoo Story|May 8, 1988|MG28|28}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Art Museum|May 1, 1988|MG29|29}}
}}

=== Season 3 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Shut Up Simpsons]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 6, 1988}}
{{TB|MG30}}
{{TB|30}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Shoplifting|February 26, 1989 |MG31|31}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Home Hypnotism|February 19, 1989 |MG32|32}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Punching Bag|November 27, 1988|MG33|33}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the Hero|January 29, 1989|MG34|34}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Shell Game|November 13, 1988|MG35|35}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Echo Canyon|March 12, 1989|MG36|36}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Scary Movie|February 12, 1989 |MG37|37}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Bart Simpson Show|November 20, 1988 |MG38|38}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Krusty the Clown Show|January 15, 1989|MG39|39}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Simpson Christmas|December 18, 1988|MG40|40}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Little Fantasy|February 5, 1989|MG41|41}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)|April 30, 1989|MG42|42}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion)|May 7, 1989|MG43|43}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bathtime|March 19, 1989|MG44|44}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart's Nightmare|March 26, 1989|MG45|45}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart of the Jungle|April 16, 1989|MG46|46}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Family Therapy|April 23, 1989|MG47|47}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|TV Simpsons|May 14, 1989|MG48|48}}
}}

== 7G - Season 1 ==
{{main|Season 1}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Some Enchanted Evening]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|7G01}}
{{TB|1}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the Genius|January 14, 1990 |7G02|2}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Homer's Odyssey|January 21, 1990 |7G03|3}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |There's No Disgrace Like Home|January 28, 1990 |7G04|4}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the General|February 4, 1990 |7G05|5}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Moaning Lisa|February 11, 1990 |7G06|6}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Telltale Head|February 25, 1990 |7G07|7}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire|December 17, 1989|7G08|8}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Call of the Simpsons|February 18, 1990 |7G09|9}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Homer's Night Out|March 25, 1990 |7G10|10}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Life on the Fast Lane|March 18, 1990 |7G11|11}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Krusty Gets Busted|April 29, 1990 |7G12 |12}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Crepes of Wrath|April 15, 1990 |7G13 |13}}
}}

== 7F - Season 2 ==
{{main|Season 2}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 1, 1990}}
{{TB|7F01}}
{{TB|14}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Simpson and Delilah|October 18, 1990 |7F02 |15}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart Gets an "F"| October 11, 1990|7F03|16}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Treehouse of Horror|October 25, 1990 |7F04|17}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Dancin' Homer|November 8, 1990 |7F05 |18}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart the Daredevil|December 6, 1990 |7F06 |19}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart vs. Thanksgiving|November 22, 1990 |7F07 |20}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Dead Putting Society|November 15, 1990 |7F08 |21}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Itchy & Scratchy & Marge|December 20, 1990 |7F09 |22}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart Gets Hit by a Car|January 10, 1991 |7F10 |23}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish|January 24, 1991 |7F11 |24}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |The Way We Was|January 31, 1991 |7F12 |25}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|February 7, 1991 |7F13 |26}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart's Dog Gets an "F"|March 7, 1991 |7F14 |27}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Principal Charming|February 14, 1991 |7F15 |28}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|February 21, 1991 |7F16 |29}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Old Money|March 28, 1991 |7F17 |30}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Brush with Greatness|April 11, 1991 |7F18 |31}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Lisa's Substitute|April 25, 1991 |7F19 |32}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |The War of the Simpsons|May 2, 1991 |7F20 |33}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Three Men and a Comic Book|May 9, 1991 |7F21 |34}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Blood Feud|July 11, 1991 |7F22 |35}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |When Flanders Failed|October 3, 1991 |7F23|36}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Stark Raving Dad|September 19, 1991 |7F24 |37}}
}}

== 8F - Season 3 ==
{{main|Season 3}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|8F01}}
{{TB|38}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Treehouse of Horror II|October 31, 1991 |8F02 |39}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart the Murderer|October 10, 1991 |8F03 |40}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer Defined|October 17, 1991 |8F04 |41}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Like Father, Like Clown|October 24, 1991 |8F05 |42}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Lisa's Pony|November 7, 1991 |8F06 |43}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Saturdays of Thunder|November 14, 1991 |8F07 |44}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Flaming Moe's|November 21, 1991 |8F08 |45}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk|December 5, 1991 |8F09 |46}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |I Married Marge|December 26, 1991 |8F10 |47}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Radio Bart|January 9, 1992 |8F11 |48}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Lisa the Greek|January 23, 1992 |8F12 |49}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer at the Bat|February 20, 1992 |8F13 |50}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer Alone|February 6, 1992 |8F14 |51}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Separate Vocations|February 27, 1992 |8F15 |52}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart the Lover|February 13, 1992 |8F16 |53}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Dog of Death|March 12, 1992 |8F17 |54}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |A Streetcar Named Marge|October 1, 1992 |8F18 |55}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Colonel Homer|March 26, 1992 |8F19 |56}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Black Widower|April 9, 1992 |8F20 |57}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |The Otto Show|April 23, 1992 |8F21 |58}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart's Friend Falls in Love|May 7, 1992 |8F22 |59}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?|August 27, 1992 |8F23 |60}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9|Kamp Krusty|September 24, 1992 |8F24 |61}}
}}

== 9F - Season 4 ==
{{main|Season 4}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer the Heretic|October 8, 1992 |9F01 |62}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Lisa the Beauty Queen|October 15, 1992 |9F02 |63}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|November 3, 1992 |9F03 |64}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Treehouse of Horror III|October 29, 1992 |9F04 |65}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge Gets a Job|November 5, 1992 |9F05 |66}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |New Kid on the Block|November 12, 1992 |9F06 |67}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Mr. Plow|November 19, 1992 |9F07 |68}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Lisa's First Word|December 3, 1992 |9F08 |69}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer's Triple Bypass|December 17, 1992 |9F09 |70}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge vs. the Monorail|January 14, 1993 |9F10 |71}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Selma's Choice|January 21, 1993 |9F11 |72}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Brother from the Same Planet|February 4, 1993 |9F12 |73}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |I Love Lisa|February 11, 1993 |9F13 |74}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Duffless|February 18, 1993 |9F14 |75}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Last Exit to Springfield|March 11, 1993 |9F15 |76}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |The Front|April 15, 1993 |9F16 |77}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show|April 1, 1993 |9F17 |78}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Whacking Day|April 29, 1993 |9F18 |79}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Krusty Gets Kancelled|May 13, 1993 |9F19 |80}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge in Chains|May 6, 1993 |9F20 |81}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer's Barbershop Quartet|September 30, 1993 |9F21 |82}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Cape Feare|October 7, 1993 |9F22 |83}}
}}

== 1F - Season 5 ==
{{main|Season 5}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Rosebud]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993 }}
{{TB|1F01}}
{{TB|84}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer Goes to College|October 14, 1993 |1F02 |85}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Marge on the Lam|November 4, 1993 |1F03 |86}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Treehouse of Horror IV|October 28, 1993 |1F04 |87}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart's Inner Child|November 11, 1993 |1F05 |88}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood|November 18, 1993 |1F06 |89}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |The Last Temptation of Homer|December 9, 1993 |1F07 |90}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|December 16, 1993 |1F08 |91}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer the Vigilante|January 6, 1994 |1F09 |92}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer and Apu|February 10, 1994 |1F10 |93}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart Gets Famous|February 3, 1994 |1F11 |94}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy|February 17, 1994 |1F12 |95}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Deep Space Homer|February 24, 1994 |1F13 |96}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer Loves Flanders|March 17, 1994 |1F14 |97}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart Gets an Elephant|March 31, 1994 |1F15 |98}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Burns' Heir|April 14, 1994 |1F16 |99}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lisa's Rival|September 11, 1994 |1F17 |100}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|April 28, 1994 |1F18 |101}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |The Boy Who Knew Too Much|May 5, 1994 |1F19 |102}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Secrets of a Successful Marriage|May 19, 1994 |1F20 |103}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lady Bouvier's Lover|May 12, 1994 |1F21 |104}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart of Darkness|September 4, 1994 |1F22 |105}}
}}

== 2F - Season 6 ==
{{main|Season 6}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|2F01}}
{{TB|106}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Sideshow Bob Roberts|October 9, 1994 |2F02 |107}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Treehouse of Horror V|October 30, 1994 |2F03 |108}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart's Girlfriend|November 6, 1994 |2F04 |109}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lisa on Ice|November 13, 1994 |2F05 |110}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer Badman|November 27, 1994 |2F06 |111}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy|December 4, 1994 |2F07 |112}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Fear of Flying|December 18, 1994 |2F08 |113}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer the Great|January 8, 1995 |2F09 |114}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |And Maggie Makes Three|January 22, 1995 |2F10 |115}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart's Comet|February 5, 1995 |2F11 |116}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homie the Clown|February 12, 1995 |2F12 |117}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart vs. Australia|February 19, 1995 |2F13 |118}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer vs. Patty and Selma|February 26, 1995 |2F14 |119}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lisa's Wedding|March 19, 1995 |2F15 |120}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)|May 21, 1995 |2F16 |121}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Radioactive Man|September 24, 1995|2F17 |122}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|April 9, 1995 |2F18 |123}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |The PTA Disbands|April 16, 1995 |2F19 |124}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)|September 17, 1995|2F20|125}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |The Springfield Connection|May 7, 1995 |2F21 |126}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lemon of Troy|May 14, 1995 |2F22 |127}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |A Star Is Burns|March 5, 1995 |2F31 |128}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |'Round Springfield|April 30, 1995 |2F32 |129}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Another Simpsons Clip Show|September 25, 1994 |2F33|130}}
}}

== 3F/3G - Season 7 ==
{{main|Season 7}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995 }}
{{TB|3F01 }}
{{TB|131}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart Sells His Soul|October 8, 1995 |3F02 |132}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa the Vegetarian|October 15, 1995 |3F03 |133}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Treehouse of Horror VI|October 29, 1995 |3F04 |134}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|King-Size Homer|November 5, 1995 |3F05 |135}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Mother Simpson|November 19, 1995 |3F06 |136}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Marge Be Not Proud|December 17, 1995 |3F07 |137}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming|November 26, 1995 |3F08 |138}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Two Bad Neighbors|January 14, 1996 |3F09 |139}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Team Homer|January 7, 1996 |3F10 |140}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield|February 4, 1996 |3F11 |141}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart the Fink|February 11, 1996 |3F12 |142}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa the Iconoclast|February 18, 1996 |3F13 |143}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Homer the Smithers|February 25, 1996 |3F14 |144}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|A Fish Called Selma|March 24, 1996 |3F15 |145}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Day the Violence Died|March 17, 1996 |3F16 |146}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart on the Road|March 31, 1996 |3F17 |147}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|22 Short Films About Springfield|April 14, 1996 |3F18 |148}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"|April 28, 1996 |3F19 |149}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Much Apu About Nothing|May 5, 1996 |3F20 |150}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Homerpalooza|May 19, 1996 |3F21 |151}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Summer of 4 Ft. 2|May 19, 1996 |3F22 |152}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|You Only Move Twice|November 3, 1996 |3F23|153}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|January 5, 1997 |3F24|154}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular|December 3, 1995 |3F31 |155}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Springfield Files|January 12, 1997|3G01 |156}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa's Sax|October 19, 1997|3G02|157}}
{{eptable|#4E008E|Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious|February 7, 1997|3G03|158}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Simpson Tide|March 29, 1998|3G04|159}}
}}

== 4F - Season 8 ==
{{main|Season 8}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Lisa's Date with Density]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 1996}}
{{TB|4F01}}
{{TB|160}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Treehouse of Horror VII|October 27, 1996|4F02|161}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Homer They Fall|November 10, 1996|4F03|162}}
{{eptable |#46859c|A Milhouse Divided|December 1, 1996|4F04|163}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Burns, Baby Burns|November 17, 1996|4F05|164}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Bart After Dark|November 24, 1996|4F06|165}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Hurricane Neddy|December 29, 1996|4F07|166}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson|January 19, 1997|4F08|167}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Grade School Confidential|April 6, 1997|4F09|168}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Mountain of Madness|February 2, 1997|4F10|169}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer's Phobia|February 16, 1997|4F11|170}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show|February 9, 1997|4F12|171}}
{{eptable |#46859c|My Sister, My Sitter|March 2, 1997|4F13|172}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Brother from Another Series|February 23, 1997|4F14|173}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment|March 16, 1997|4F15|174}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Canine Mutiny|April 13, 1997|4F16|175}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Old Man and the Lisa|April 20, 1997|4F17|176}}
{{eptable |#46859c|In Marge We Trust|April 27, 1997|4F18|177}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer's Enemy|May 4, 1997|4F19|178}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase|May 11, 1997|4F20|179}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Secret War of Lisa Simpson|May 18, 1997|4F21|180}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson|September 21, 1997|4F22|181}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Principal and the Pauper|September 28, 1997|4F23|182}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Lisa the Simpson|March 8, 1998|4F24|183}}
}}

== 5F - Season 9 ==
{{main|Season 9}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Cartridge Family]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|5F01}}
{{TB|184}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Treehouse of Horror VIII|October 26, 1997|5F02|185}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart Star|November 9, 1997|5F03|186}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons|November 16, 1997|5F04|187}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lisa the Skeptic|November 23, 1997|5F05|188}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Realty Bites|December 7, 1997|5F06|189}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace|December 21, 1997|5F07|190}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart Carny|January 11, 1998|5F08|191}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Trash of the Titans|April 26, 1998|5F09|192}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Last Temptation of Krust|February 22, 1998|5F10|193}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Das Bus|February 15, 1998|5F11|194}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Dumbbell Indemnity|March 1, 1998|5F12|195}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|This Little Wiggy|March 22, 1998|5F13|196}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Trouble with Trillions|April 5, 1998|5F14|197}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Girly Edition|April 19, 1998|5F15|198}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|King of the Hill|May 3, 1998|5F16|199}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lost Our Lisa|May 10, 1998|5F17|200}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Natural Born Kissers|May 17, 1998|5F18|201}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|When You Dish Upon a Star|November 8, 1998|5F19|202}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lard of the Dance|August 23, 1998|5F20|203}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace|September 20, 1998|5F21|204}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart the Mother|September 27, 1998|5F22|205}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Joy of Sect|February 8, 1998|5F23|206}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|All Singing, All Dancing|January 4, 1998|5F24|207}}
}}

== AABF - Season 10 ==
{{main|Season 10}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|AABF01}}
{{TB|208}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|D'oh-in' in the Wind|November 15, 1998|AABF02|209}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Lisa Gets an "A"|November 22, 1998|AABF03|210}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"|December 6, 1998|AABF04|211}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Mayored to the Mob|December 20, 1998|AABF05|212}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Viva Ned Flanders|January 10, 1999|AABF06|213}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken|January 17, 1999|AABF07|214}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Sunday, Cruddy Sunday|January 31, 1999|AABF08|215}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Homer to the Max|February 7, 1999|AABF09|216}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|I'm with Cupid|February 14, 1999|AABF11|217}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"|February 21, 1999|AABF10|218}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Make Room for Lisa|February 28, 1999|AABF12|219}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Maximum Homerdrive|March 28, 1999|AABF13|220}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Simpsons Bible Stories|April 4, 1999|AABF14|221}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Mom and Pop Art|April 11, 1999|AABF15|222}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|The Old Man and the "C" Student|April 25, 1999|AABF16|223}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Monty Can't Buy Me Love|May 2, 1999|AABF17|224}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|They Saved Lisa's Brain|May 9, 1999|AABF18|225}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)|November 7, 1999|AABF19|226}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo|May 16, 1999|AABF20|227}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?|October 24, 1999|AABF21|228}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Brother's Little Helper|October 3, 1999|AABF22|229}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Beyond Blunderdome|September 26, 1999|AABF23|230}}
}}

== BABF - Season 11 ==
{{main|Season 11}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|#4B96BD|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|#4B96BD|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|#4B96BD|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Treehouse of Horror X]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|BABF01}}
{{TB|231}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder|November 14, 1999|BABF02|232}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Eight Misbehavin'|November 21, 1999|BABF03|233}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Little Big Mom|January 9, 2000|BABF04|234}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Take My Wife, Sleaze|November 28, 1999|BABF05|235}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Faith Off|January 16, 2000|BABF06|236}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Grift of the Magi|December 19, 1999|BABF07|237}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|The Mansion Family|January 23, 2000|BABF08|238}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Saddlesore Galactica|February 6, 2000|BABF09|239}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Alone Again, Natura-Diddily|February 13, 2000|BABF10|240}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Missionary: Impossible|February 20, 2000|BABF11|241}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Pygmoelian|February 27, 2000|BABF12|242}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Bart to the Future|March 19, 2000|BABF13|243}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Days of Wine and D'oh'ses|April 9, 2000|BABF14|244}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Last Tap Dance in Springfield|May 7, 2000|BABF15|245}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Kill the Alligator and Run|April 30, 2000|BABF16|246}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Insane Clown Poppy|November 12, 2000|BABF17|247}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge|May 14, 2000|BABF18|248}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Behind the Laughter|May 21, 2000|BABF19|249}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|A Tale of Two Springfields|November 5, 2000|BABF20|250}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Treehouse of Horror XI| November 1, 2000|BABF21|251}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|HOMЯ|January 7, 2001|BABF22|252}}
}}

== CABF - Season 12 ==
{{main|Season 12}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|CABF01}}
{{TB|253}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Computer Wore Menace Shoes|December 3, 2000|CABF02|254}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Great Money Caper|December 10, 2000|CABF03|255}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Homer vs. Dignity|November 26, 2000|CABF04|256}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Pokey Mom|January 14, 2001|CABF05|257}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Skinner's Sense of Snow|December 17, 2000|CABF06|258}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Tennis the Menace|February 11, 2001|CABF07|259}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Worst Episode Ever|February 4, 2001|CABF08|260}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Hungry, Hungry Homer|March 4, 2001|CABF09|261}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Day of the Jackanapes|February 18, 2001|CABF10|262}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Bye, Bye, Nerdie|March 11, 2001|CABF11|263}}
{{eptable |#92102f|New Kids on the Blecch|February 25, 2001|CABF12|264}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Simpson Safari|April 1, 2001|CABF13|265}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Trilogy of Error|April 29, 2001|CABF14|266}}
{{eptable |#92102f|I'm Goin' to Praiseland|May 6, 2001|CABF15|267}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Children of a Lesser Clod|May 13, 2001|CABF16|268}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Simpsons Tall Tales|May 20, 2001|CABF17|269}}
{{eptable |#92102f|A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love|December 2, 2001 |CABF18 |270}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Treehouse of Horror XII|November 6, 2001 |CABF19 |271}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Homer the Moe|November 18, 2001 |CABF20 |272}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Blunder Years|December 9, 2001 |CABF21 |273}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Parent Rap|November 11, 2001 |CABF22 |274}}
}}

== DABF - Season 13 ==
{{main|Season 13}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Brawl in the Family]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|January 6, 2002}}
{{TB|DABF01}}
{{TB|275}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|She of Little Faith|December 16, 2001 |DABF02 |276}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Sweets and Sour Marge|January 20, 2002 |DABF03 |277}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Half-Decent Proposal|February 10, 2002 |DABF04 |278}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Jaws Wired Shut|January 27, 2002 |DABF05 |279}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Bart Wants What It Wants|February 17, 2002 |DABF06 |280}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Lastest Gun in the West|February 24, 2002 |DABF07 |281}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Tales from the Public Domain|March 17, 2002 |DABF08 |282}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Old Man and the Key|March 10, 2002 |DABF09 |283}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Blame It on Lisa|March 31, 2002 |DABF10 |284}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Weekend at Burnsie's|April 7, 2002 |DABF11 |285}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Gump Roast|April 21, 2002 |DABF12 |286}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|I Am Furious (Yellow)|April 28, 2002 |DABF13 |287}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Sweetest Apu|May 5, 2002 |DABF14 |288}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Little Girl in the Big Ten|May 12, 2002 |DABF15 |289}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Frying Game|May 19, 2002 |DABF16 |290}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge|May 22, 2002 |DABF17 |291}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Large Marge|November 24, 2002 |DABF18 |292}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Treehouse of Horror XIII|November 3, 2002 |DABF19 |293}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade|November 17, 2002 |DABF20 |294}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Helter Shelter|December 1, 2002 |DABF21 |295}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|How I Spent My Strummer Vacation|November 10, 2002 |DABF22 |296}}
}}

== EABF - Season 14 ==
{{main|Season 14}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Great Louse Detective]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002 }}
{{TB|EABF01}}
{{TB|297}}
{{eptable |#000000|Special Edna|January 5, 2003 |EABF02 |298}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Dad Who Knew Too Little|January 12, 2003 |EABF03 |299}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Strong Arms of the Ma|February 2, 2003 |EABF04 |300}}
{{eptable |#000000|Barting Over|February 16, 2003 |EABF05 |301}}
{{eptable |#000000|Pray Anything|February 9, 2003 |EABF06 |302}}
{{eptable |#000000|I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can|February 16, 2003 |EABF07 |303}}
{{eptable |#000000|A Star Is Born Again|March 2, 2003 |EABF08 |304}}
{{eptable |#000000|Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington|March 9, 2003 |EABF09 |305}}
{{eptable |#000000|C.E. D'oh|March 16, 2003 |EABF10 |306}}
{{eptable |#000000|'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky|March 30, 2003 |EABF11 |307}}
{{eptable |#000000|Three Gays of the Condo|April 13, 2003 |EABF12 |308}}
{{eptable |#000000|Dude, Where's My Ranch?|April 27, 2003 |EABF13 |309}}
{{eptable |#000000|Old Yeller-Belly|May 4, 2003 |EABF14 |310}}
{{eptable |#000000|Brake My Wife, Please|May 11, 2003 |EABF15 |311}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Bart of War|May 18, 2003 |EABF16 |312}}
{{eptable |#000000|Moe Baby Blues|May 18, 2003 |EABF17 |313}}
{{eptable |#000000|My Mother the Carjacker|November 9, 2003 |EABF18 |314}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Fat and the Furriest|November 30, 2003 |EABF19 |315}}
{{eptable |#000000|The President Wore Pearls|November 16, 2003 |EABF20 |316}}
{{eptable |#000000|Treehouse of Horror XIV|November 2, 2003 |EABF21 |317}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Regina Monologues|November 23, 2003 |EABF22 |318}}
}}

== FABF - Season 15 ==
{{main|Season 15}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Today I Am a Clown]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003 }}
{{TB|FABF01}}
{{TB|319}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |'Tis the Fifteenth Season|December 14, 2003 |FABF02 |320}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays|January 4, 2004 |FABF03 |321}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot|January 11, 2004 |FABF04 |322}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|January 25, 2004 |FABF05 |323}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Margical History Tour|February 8, 2004 |FABF06 |324}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore|February 15, 2004 |FABF07 |325}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|March 14, 2004 |FABF08 |326}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Smart and Smarter|February 22, 2004 |FABF09 |327}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Co-Dependent's Day|March 21, 2004 |FABF10 |328}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wandering Juvie|March 28, 2004 |FABF11 |329}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |My Big Fat Geek Wedding|April 18, 2004 |FABF12 |330}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Way We Weren't|May 9, 2004 |FABF13 |331}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Catch 'Em If You Can|April 25, 2004 |FABF14 |332}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Simple Simpson|May 2, 2004 |FABF15 |333}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Midnight Rx|January 16, 2005 |FABF16 |334}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart-Mangled Banner|May 16, 2004 |FABF17 |335}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Fraudcast News|May 23, 2004 |FABF18 |336}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Sleeping with the Enemy|November 21, 2004 |FABF19 |337}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |All's Fair in Oven War|November 14, 2004 |FABF20 |338}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Fat Man and Little Boy|December 12, 2004 |FABF21 |339}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |She Used to Be My Girl|December 5, 2004 |FABF22 |340}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XV|November 7, 2004|FABF23 |341}}
}}

== GABF - Season 16 ==
{{main|Season 16}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Mommie Beerest]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|GABF01 }}
{{TB|342}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass|February 6, 2005 |GABF02 |343}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Pranksta Rap|February 13, 2005 |GABF03 |344}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |There's Something About Marrying|February 20, 2005 |GABF04 |345}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister|March 6, 2005 |GABF05 |346}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Goo Goo Gai Pan|March 13, 2005 |GABF06 |347}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Mobile Homer|March 20, 2005 |GABF07 |348}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Seven-Beer Snitch|April 3, 2005 |GABF08 |349}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star|May 15, 2005 |GABF09 |350}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Don't Fear the Roofer|May 1, 2005 |GABF10 |351}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Heartbroke Kid|May 1, 2005 |GABF11 |352}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Future-Drama|April 17, 2005 |GABF12 |353}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |A Star Is Torn|May 8, 2005 |GABF13 |354}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Thank God It's Doomsday|May 8, 2005 |GABF14 |355}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Home Away from Homer|May 15, 2005 |GABF15 |356}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Girl Who Slept Too Little|September 18, 2005 |GABF16 |357}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVI|November 6, 2005 |GABF17 |358}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Bonfire of the Manatees|September 11, 2005|GABF18 |359}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Milhouse of Sand and Fog|September 25, 2005 |GABF19 |360}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge's Son Poisoning|November 13, 2005 |GABF20 |361}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |See Homer Run|November 20, 2005 |GABF21 |362}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Last of the Red Hat Mamas|November 27, 2005 |GABF22 |363}}
}}

== HABF - Season 17 ==
{{main|Season 17}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|HABF01 }}
{{TB|364}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Italian Bob|December 11, 2005 |HABF02 |365}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer's Paternity Coot|January 8, 2006 |HABF03 |366}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |We're on the Road to D'ohwhere|January 29, 2006 |HABF04 |367}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |My Fair Laddy|February 26, 2006 |HABF05 |368}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|March 12, 2006 |HABF06 |369}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart Has Two Mommies|March 19, 2006 |HABF07 |370}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife|March 26, 2006 |HABF08 |371}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Million-Dollar Abie|April 2, 2006 |HABF09 |372}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore|April 9, 2006 |HABF10 |373}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wettest Stories Ever Told|April 23, 2006 |HABF11 |374}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Girls Just Want to Have Sums|April 30, 2006 |HABF12 |375}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Regarding Margie|May 7, 2006 |HABF13 |376}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Monkey Suit|May 14, 2006 |HABF14 |377}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer|September 10, 2006|HABF15 |378}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play|May 21, 2006 |HABF16 |379}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVII|November 5, 2006 |HABF17 |380}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Jazzy and the Pussycats|September 17, 2006 |HABF18 |381}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moe'N'a Lisa|November 19, 2006 |HABF19 |382}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em|September 24, 2006 |HABF20 |383}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)|November 12, 2006 |HABF21 |384}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)|November 26, 2006 |HABF22 |385}}
}}

== JABF - Season 18 ==
{{main|Season 18}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|JABF01}}
{{TB|386}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Haw-Hawed Couple|December 10, 2006 |JABF02 |387}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wife Aquatic|January 7, 2007 |JABF03 |388}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Little Big Girl|February 11, 2007 |JABF04 |389}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times|January 28, 2007 |JABF05 |390}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homerazzi|March 25, 2007 |JABF06 |391}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Springfield Up|February 18, 2007 |JABF07 |392}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Rome-Old and Juli-Eh|March 11, 2007 |JABF08 |393}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Yokel Chords|March 4, 2007 |JABF09 |394}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge Gamer|April 22, 2007 |JABF10 |395}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Boys of Bummer|April 29, 2007 |JABF11 |396}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!|May 13, 2007 |JABF12 |397}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Crook and Ladder|May 6, 2007 |JABF13 |398}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |24 Minutes|May 20, 2007 |JABF14 |399}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |You Kent Always Say What You Want|May 20, 2007 |JABF15 |400}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVIII|November 4, 2007 |JABF16 |401}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Husbands and Knives|November 18, 2007 |JABF17 |402}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Homer of Seville|September 30, 2007 |JABF18 |403}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings|October 14, 2007 |JABF19 |404}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs|September 23, 2007 |JABF20 |405}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Midnight Towboy|October 7, 2007 |JABF21 |406}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Little Orphan Millie|November 11, 2007 |JABF22 |407}}
}}

== KABF - Season 19 ==
{{main|Season 19}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Funeral for a Fiend]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|KABF01 }}
{{TB|408}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind|December 16, 2007 |KABF02 |409}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |E Pluribus Wiggum|January 6, 2008 |KABF03 |410}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |That '90s Show|January 27, 2008 |KABF04 |411}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Love, Springfieldian Style|February 17, 2008 |KABF05 |412}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Debarted|March 2, 2008 |KABF06 |413}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Dial "N" for Nerder|March 9, 2008 |KABF07 |414}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Smoke on the Daughter|March 30, 2008 |KABF08 |415}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Papa Don't Leech|April 13, 2008 |KABF09 |416}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Apocalypse Cow|April 27, 2008 |KABF10 |417}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Any Given Sundance|May 4, 2008 |KABF11 |418}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Mona Leaves-a|May 11, 2008 |KABF12 |419}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |All About Lisa|May 18, 2008 |KABF13 |420}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Double, Double, Boy in Trouble|October 19, 2008 |KABF14 |421}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lost Verizon|October 5, 2008 |KABF15 |422}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XIX|November 2, 2008 |KABF16 |423}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes|September 28, 2008 |KABF17 |424}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Dangerous Curves|November 9, 2008 |KABF18 |425}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words|November 16, 2008 |KABF19 |426}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |MyPods and Boomsticks|November 30, 2008 |KABF20 |427}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Burns and the Bees|December 7, 2008 |KABF21 |428}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lisa the Drama Queen|January 25, 2009 |KABF22 |429}}
}}

== LABF - Season 20 ==
{{main|Season 20}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Take My Life, Please]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|LABF01 }}
{{TB|430}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |How the Test Was Won|March 1, 2009 |LABF02 |431}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |No Loan Again, Naturally|March 8, 2009 |LABF03 |432}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Gone Maggie Gone|March 15, 2009 |LABF04 |433}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Wedding for Disaster|March 29, 2009 |LABF05 |434}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe|April 5, 2009 |LABF06 |435}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly|April 19, 2009 |LABF07 |436}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Father Knows Worst|April 26, 2009 |LABF08 |437}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Four Great Women and a Manicure|May 10, 2009 |LABF09 |438}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh|May 3, 2009 |LABF10 |439}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |In the Name of the Grandfather|March 17, 2009 |LABF11 |440}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Coming to Homerica|May 17, 2009 |LABF12 |441}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer the Whopper|September 27, 2009 |LABF13 |442}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XX|October 18, 2009 |LABF14 |443}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart Gets a "Z"|October 4, 2009 |LABF15 |444}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Great Wife Hope|October 11, 2009 |LABF16 |445}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Devil Wears Nada|November 15, 2009 |LABF17 |446}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Pranks and Greens|November 22, 2009 |LABF18 |447}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Rednecks and Broomsticks|November 29, 2009 |LABF19 |448}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Once Upon a Time in Springfield|January 10, 2010 |LABF20 |449}}
}}

== MABF - Season 21 ==
{{main|Season 21}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|MABF01}}
{{TB|450}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Thursdays with Abie|January 3, 2010 |MABF02 |451}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Million Dollar Maybe|January 31, 2010 |MABF03 |452}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Postcards from the Wedge|March 14, 2010 |MABF04 |453}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Boy Meets Curl|February 14, 2010 |MABF05 |454}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Color Yellow|February 21, 2010 |MABF06 |455}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Stealing First Base|March 21, 2010 |MABF07 |456}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |American History X-cellent|April 11, 2010 |MABF08 |457}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Chief of Hearts|April 18, 2010 |MABF09 |458}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed|March 28, 2010 |MABF10 |459}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Bob Next Door|May 16, 2010 |MABF11 |460}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |To Surveil with Love|May 2, 2010 |MABF12 |461}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moe Letter Blues|May 9, 2010 |MABF13 |462}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Squirt and the Whale|April 25, 2010 |MABF14 |463}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Judge Me Tender|May 23, 2010 |MABF15 |464}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XXI|November 7, 2010 |MABF16 |465}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Loan-a Lisa|October 3, 2010 |MABF17 |466}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |MoneyBart|October 10, 2010 |MABF18 |467}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Donnie Fatso|December 12, 2010 |MABF19 |468}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life|November 14, 2010 |MABF20 |469}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Elementary School Musical|September 26, 2010|MABF21 |470}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Fight Before Christmas|December 5, 2010 |MABF22 |471}}
}}

== NABF - Season 22 ==
{{main|Season 22}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Fool Monty]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|NABF01}}
{{TB|472}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?|November 28, 2010 |NABF02 |473}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moms I'd Like to Forget|January 9, 2011 |NABF03 |474}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Flaming Moe|January 16, 2011 |NABF04 |475}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer the Father|January 23, 2011 |NABF05 |476}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Blue and the Gray|February 13, 2011 |NABF06 |477}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Angry Dad: The Movie|February 20, 2011 |NABF07 |478}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Scorpion's Tale|March 6, 2011 |NABF08 |479}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |A Midsummer's Nice Dreams|March 13, 2011 |NABF09 |480}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing|March 27, 2011 |NABF10 |481}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Great Simpsina|April 10, 2011 |NABF11 |482}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Real Housewives of Fat Tony|May 1, 2011 |NABF12 |483}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer Scissorhands|May 8, 2011 |NABF13 |484}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |500 Keys|May 15, 2011 |NABF14 |485}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Ned-liest Catch|May 22, 2011 |NABF15 |486}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Falcon and the D'ohman|September 25, 2011|NABF16|487}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts|October 2, 2011|NABF17|488}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Holidays of Future Passed|December 11, 2011|NABF18|489}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXII|October 30, 2011|NABF19|490}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Food Wife|November 13, 2011|NABF20|491}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Replaceable You|November 6, 2011|NABF21|492}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Book Job|November 20, 2011|NABF22|493}}
}}

== PABF - Season 23 ==
{{main|Season 23}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|PABF01}}
{{TB|494}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Ten-Per-Cent Solution|December 4, 2011|PABF02|495}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson|January 8, 2012|PABF03|496}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The D'oh-cial Network|January 15, 2012|PABF04|497}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Moe Goes from Rags to Riches|January 29, 2012|PABF05|498}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Daughter Also Rises|February 12, 2012|PABF06|499}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|At Long Last Leave|February 19, 2012|PABF07|500}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|How I Wet Your Mother|March 11, 2012|PABF08|501}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart|March 4, 2012|PABF09|502}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Them, Robot|March 18, 2012|PABF10|503}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Beware My Cheating Bart|April 15, 2012|PABF11|504}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again|April 29, 2012|PABF12|505}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Spy Who Learned Me|May 6, 2012|PABF13|506}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Lisa Goes Gaga|May 20, 2012|PABF14|507}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Ned 'n' Edna's Blend Agenda|May 13, 2012|PABF15|508}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Gone Abie Gone|November 11, 2012|PABF16|509}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIII|October 7, 2012|PABF17|510}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Adventures in Baby-Getting|November 4, 2012|PABF18|511}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Penny-Wiseguys|November 18, 2012|PABF19|512}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Day the Earth Stood Cool|December 9, 2012|PABF20|513}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Moonshine River|September 30, 2012|PABF21|514}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Tree Grows in Springfield|November 25, 2012|PABF22|515}}
}}

== RABF - Season 24 ==
{{main|Season 24}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[To Cur, with Love]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|RABF01}}
{{TB|516}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Homer Goes to Prep School|January 6, 2013|RABF02|517}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Test Before Trying|January 13, 2013|RABF03|518}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Changing of the Guardian|January 27, 2013|RABF04|519}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Hardly Kirk-ing|February 17, 2013|RABF05|520}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Gorgeous Grampa|March 3, 2013|RABF06|521}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing|February 10, 2013|RABF07|522}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|What Animated Women Want|April 14, 2013|RABF08|523}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Black-Eyed, Please|March 10, 2013|RABF09|524}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Dark Knight Court|March 17, 2013|RABF10|525}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Pulpit Friction|April 28, 2013|RABF11|526}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Fabulous Faker Boy|May 12, 2013|RABF12|527}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Whiskey Business|May 5, 2013|RABF13|528}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Saga of Carl|May 19, 2013|RABF14|529}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Man Who Came to Be Dinner|January 4, 2015|RABF15|530}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIV|October 6, 2013|RABF16|531}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Dangers on a Train|May 19, 2013|RABF17|532}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Four Regrettings and a Funeral|November 3, 2013|RABF18|533}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Labor Pains|November 17, 2013|RABF19|534}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Homerland|September 29, 2013|RABF20|535}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Brick Like Me|May 4, 2014|RABF21|536}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|YOLO|November 10, 2013|RABF22|537}}
}}

== SABF - Season 25 ==
{{main|Season 25}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[White Christmas Blues]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|SABF01}}
{{TB|538}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Kid Is All Right|November 24, 2013|SABF02|539}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Married to the Blob|January 12, 2014|SABF03|540}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Yellow Subterfuge|December 8, 2013|SABF04|541}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Steal This Episode|January 5, 2014|SABF05|542}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Specs and the City|January 26, 2014|SABF06|543}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Man Who Grew Too Much|March 9, 2014|SABF07|544}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Diggs|March 9, 2014|SABF08|545}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Winter of His Content|March 16, 2014|SABF09|546}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The War of Art|March 23, 2014|SABF10|547}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee|March 30, 2014|SABF11|548}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Luca$|April 6, 2014|SABF12|549}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Days of Future Future|April 13, 2014|SABF13|550}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |What to Expect When Bart's Expecting|April 27, 2014|SABF14|551}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Pay Pal|May 11, 2014|SABF15|552}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simpsorama|November 9, 2014|SABF16|553}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Wreck of the Relationship|October 5, 2014|SABF17|554}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Yellow Badge of Cowardge|May 18, 2014|SABF18|555}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Super Franchise Me|October 12, 2014|SABF19|556}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Clown in the Dumps|September 28, 2014|SABF20|557}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXV|October 19, 2014|SABF21|558}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Opposites A-Frack|November 2, 2014|SABF22|559}}
}}

== TABF - Season 26 ==
{{main|Season 26}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Blazed and Confused]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|TABF01}}
{{TB|560}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Covercraft|November 23, 2014|TABF02|561}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |I Won't Be Home for Christmas|December 7, 2014|TABF03|562}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Musk Who Fell to Earth|January 25, 2015|TABF04|563}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart's New Friend|January 11, 2015|TABF05|564}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Walking Big & Tall|February 8, 2015|TABF06|565}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |My Fare Lady|February 15, 2015|TABF07|566}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Princess Guide|March 1, 2015|TABF08|567}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Sky Police|March 8, 2015|TABF09|568}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Waiting for Duffman|March 15, 2015|TABF10|569}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Peeping Mom|April 19, 2015|TABF11|570}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Kids Are All Fight|April 26, 2015|TABF12|571}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Let's Go Fly a Coot|May 3, 2015|TABF13|572}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Every Man's Dream|September 27, 2015|TABF14|573}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bull-E|May 10, 2015|TABF15|574}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Mathlete's Feat|May 17, 2015|TABF16|575}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |'Cue Detective|October 4, 2015|TABF17|576}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVI|October 25, 2015|TABF18|577}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Puffless|October 11, 2015|TABF19|578}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Lisa with an "S"|November 22, 2015|TABF20|579}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Friend with Benefit|November 8, 2015|TABF21|580}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Halloween of Horror|October 18, 2015|TABF22|581}}
}}

== VABF - Season 27 ==
{{main|Season 27}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Paths of Glory]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|VABF01}}
{{TB|582}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Barthood|December 13, 2015|VABF02|583}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Girl Code|January 3, 2016|VABF03|584}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles|January 10, 2016|VABF04|585}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Much Apu About Something|January 17, 2016|VABF05|586}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Gal of Constant Sorrow|February 21, 2016|VABF06|587}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4|February 14, 2016|VABF07|588}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Lisa the Veterinarian|March 6, 2016|VABF08|589}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Marge-ian Chronicles|March 13, 2016|VABF09|590}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Burns Cage|April 3, 2016|VABF10|591}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |How Lisa Got Her Marge Back|April 10, 2016|VABF11|592}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Fland Canyon|April 24, 2016|VABF12|593}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simprovised|May 15, 2016|VABF13|594}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |To Courier with Love|May 8, 2016|VABF14|595}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Orange Is the New Yellow|May 22, 2016|VABF15|596}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVII|October 16, 2016|VABF16|597}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Town|October 9, 2016|VABF17|598}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Friends and Family|October 2, 2016|VABF18|599}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Havana Wild Weekend|November 13, 2016|VABF19|600}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus|September 25, 2016|VABF20|601}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Trust but Clarify|October 23, 2016|VABF21|602}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |There Will Be Buds|November 6, 2016|VABF22|603}}
}}

== WABF - Season 28 ==
{{main|Season 28}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Dad Behavior]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|WABF01}}
{{TB|604}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Nightmare After Krustmas|December 11, 2016|WABF02|605}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Last Traction Hero|December 4, 2016|WABF03|606}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Great Phatsby: Part One|January 15, 2017|WABF04|607}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Great Phatsby: Part Two|January 15, 2017|WABF05|608}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Pork and Burns|January 8, 2017|WABF06|609}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Fatzcarraldo|February 12, 2017|WABF07|610}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Cad and the Hat|February 19, 2017|WABF08|611}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Kamp Krustier|March 5, 2017|WABF09|612}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |22 for 30|March 12, 2017|WABF10|613}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |A Father's Watch|March 19, 2017|WABF11|614}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Caper Chase|April 2, 2017|WABF12|615}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Looking for Mr. Goodbart|April 30, 2017|WABF13|616}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Moho House|May 7, 2017|WABF14|617}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Dogtown|May 21, 2017|WABF15|618}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Whistler's Father|October 15, 2017|WABF16|619}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Serfsons|October 1, 2017|WABF17|620}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVIII|October 22, 2017|WABF18|621}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Grampy Can Ya Hear Me|November 5, 2017|WABF19|622}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be|November 12, 2017|WABF20|623}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Singin' in the Lane|November 19, 2017|WABF21|624}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Springfield Splendor|October 8, 2017|WABF22|625}}
}}

== XABF - Season 29 ==
{{main|Season 29}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Mr. Lisa's Opus|December 3, 2017|XABF01|626}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Gone Boy|December 10, 2017|XABF02|627}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Haw-Haw Land|January 7, 2018|XABF03|628}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Frink Gets Testy|January 14, 2018|XABF04|629}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Homer Is Where the Art Isn't|March 18, 2018|XABF05|630}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage|March 25, 2018|XABF06|631}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|April 8, 2018|XABF07|632}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Fears of a Clown|April 1, 2018|XABF08|633}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Forgive and Regret|April 29, 2018|XABF09|634}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|King Leer|April 15, 2018|XABF10|635}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Lisa Gets the Blues|April 22, 2018|XABF11|636}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Left Behind|May 6, 2018|XABF12|637}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Throw Grampa from the Dane|May 13, 2018|XABF13|638}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Flanders' Ladder|May 20, 2018|XABF14|639}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Heartbreak Hotel|2018/2019|XABF15|640}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIX|October 2018|XABF16|641}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|My Way or the Highway to Heaven|2018/2019|XABF17|642}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Baby You Can't Drive My Car|2018/2019|XABF18|643}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Not Dead|2018/2019|XABF19|644}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|From Russia Without Love|2018/2019|XABF20|645}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Werking Mom|2018/2019|XABF21|646}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Krusty the Clown (episode)|2018/2019|XABF22|647|title=Krusty the Clown}}
}}

== YABF - Season 30 ==
{{main|Season 30}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Lisa Has a Crush on Homer|2018/2019|YABF01|648}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|'Tis the 30th Season|2018/2019|YABF02|649}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Mad About the Toy|2018/2019|YABF03|650}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Girl on the Bus|2018/2019|YABF04|651}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Clown Stays in the Picture|2018/2019|YABF05|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|I Am Dancing As Fat As I Can|2018/2019|YABF06|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|101 Mitigations|2018/2019|YABF07|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|I Want You (She's So Heavy)|2018/2019|YABF08|652}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|E My Sports|2018/2019|YABF09|653}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|TBA|2018/2019|YABF??|6??}}
}}

== See also ==
*[[List of episodes|List of episodes by date]]
*[[Rollover episodes|List of rollover episodes]]
*[[:Category:Episodes|List of episodes in alphabetical order]]

{{Simpsons}}

[[Category:Lists]]

The Complete Thirteenth Season

2018-06-02T21:06:40Z

Whyyoubig: /* Disc 3 */“The Bart Wants What it Wants” should only be listed under disc 2. Just a small typo

{{DVD Boxset
|name= The Complete Thirteenth Season
|image= Season 13 DVD.jpg
|release date= August 24, [[2010]] (USA) September 20, 2010 (UK) December 1, 2010 ([[Australia]])
|number of episodes= 22
}}
'''''The Complete Thirteenth Season''''' is the [[Season 13]] release of [[The Simpsons]]. The Season Boxset was released on DVD and Blu-ray on August 24, 2010 in the US. The DVD has the full 22 episodes from Season 13. All the episodes have commentaries. The boxset features 4 discs on DVD and 3 disc on Blu-ray. The boxset's theme is in an arcade. [[Ralph Wiggum]] is featured on the cover with [[Nelson]], [[Milhouse]], [[Martin]] and the [[Leprechaun]] on the spines. The boxset is in memory of Roger daSilva.

==Blu-Ray Features==
===Disc 1===
*"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
*"[[The Parent Rap]]"
*"[[Homer the Moe]]"
*"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
*"[[The Blunder Years]]"
*"[[She of Little Faith]]"
*"[[Brawl in the Family]]"
===Disc 2===
*"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"
*"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"
*"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"
*"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"
*"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"
*"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"
*"[[Tales From the Public Domain]]"
*"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"
===Disc 3===
*"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"
*"[[Gump Roast]]"
*"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"
*"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
*"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"
*"[[The Frying Game]]"
*"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"

==DVD Features==
===Disc 1===
*"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
*"[[The Parent Rap]]"
*"[[Homer the Moe]]"
*"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
*"[[The Blunder Years]]"
===Disc 2===
*"[[She of Little Faith]]"
*"[[Brawl in the Family]]"
*"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"
*"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"
*"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"
*"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"

===Disc 3===
*"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"
*"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"
*"[[Tales From the Public Domain]]"
*"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"
*"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"
*"[[Gump Roast]]"

===Disc 4===
*"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"
*"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
*"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"
*"[[The Frying Game]]"
*"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"

== Release dates ==
{| border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="width: 500px; "
|Region 1
|Region 2
|Region 4
|Region 5
|-
|August 24, 2010
|September 20, 2010
|December 1, 2010
|TBA
|}

==Bonus Features==
*Audio commentaries on every episode featuring executive producers, writers, directors, cast and notable guest stars on select episodes including Stan Lee, Joe Mantegna, Delroy Lindo, Robert Pinsky and others.
*A Token from Matt Groening
*Easter Eggs
*Special Language Feature
*Deleted scenes
*Ralphisms
*The Sweet Life of Ralph
*Sketch Gallery
*Blame it on the Monkeys
*The Games
*The People Ball
*The 13th Crewman
===Commercials===
*"Lines Man"
*"Trick or Treat"
*"Springfield Hamburger"
*"Simpsons Watch"
*"Sabritas"
===Animation Showcases===
*"The Parent Rap and Sweet"
*"Sweets and Sour Marge"

== Gallery ==
<gallery captionalign="left" orientation="none">
File:Season13disc4.png|Season 13 - Disk 4 Title Menu
File:Season13meny1.png|Season 13 - Disk 2 Episode Menu
File:Season13meny2.png|Season 13 - Disk 2 Langauge Selection Menu
File:Season13meny3.png|Season 13 - Disk 1 Extras Menu
</gallery>

{{DVD Boxsets}}

[[Category:Season Boxsets]]
[[Category:DVD boxsets|13]]

The Complete Thirteenth Season

2018-06-02T21:05:23Z

Whyyoubig: /* Disc 3 */“The Bart Wants What it Wants” was listed on Disc 3 when it should only be on Disc 2. Just a typo i fixed

{{DVD Boxset
|name= The Complete Thirteenth Season
|image= Season 13 DVD.jpg
|release date= August 24, [[2010]] (USA) September 20, 2010 (UK) December 1, 2010 ([[Australia]])
|number of episodes= 22
}}
'''''The Complete Thirteenth Season''''' is the [[Season 13]] release of [[The Simpsons]]. The Season Boxset was released on DVD and Blu-ray on August 24, 2010 in the US. The DVD has the full 22 episodes from Season 13. All the episodes have commentaries. The boxset features 4 discs on DVD and 3 disc on Blu-ray. The boxset's theme is in an arcade. [[Ralph Wiggum]] is featured on the cover with [[Nelson]], [[Milhouse]], [[Martin]] and the [[Leprechaun]] on the spines. The boxset is in memory of Roger daSilva.

==Blu-Ray Features==
===Disc 1===
*"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
*"[[The Parent Rap]]"
*"[[Homer the Moe]]"
*"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
*"[[The Blunder Years]]"
*"[[She of Little Faith]]"
*"[[Brawl in the Family]]"
===Disc 2===
*"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"
*"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"
*"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"
*"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"
*"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"
*"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"
*"[[Tales From the Public Domain]]"
*"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"
===Disc 3===
*"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"
*"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"
*"[[Gump Roast]]"
*"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"
*"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
*"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"
*"[[The Frying Game]]"
*"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"

==DVD Features==
===Disc 1===
*"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"
*"[[The Parent Rap]]"
*"[[Homer the Moe]]"
*"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"
*"[[The Blunder Years]]"
===Disc 2===
*"[[She of Little Faith]]"
*"[[Brawl in the Family]]"
*"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"
*"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"
*"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"
*"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"

===Disc 3===
*"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"
*"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"
*"[[Tales From the Public Domain]]"
*"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"
*"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"
*"[[Gump Roast]]"

===Disc 4===
*"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"
*"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"
*"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"
*"[[The Frying Game]]"
*"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"

== Release dates ==
{| border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="width: 500px; "
|Region 1
|Region 2
|Region 4
|Region 5
|-
|August 24, 2010
|September 20, 2010
|December 1, 2010
|TBA
|}

==Bonus Features==
*Audio commentaries on every episode featuring executive producers, writers, directors, cast and notable guest stars on select episodes including Stan Lee, Joe Mantegna, Delroy Lindo, Robert Pinsky and others.
*A Token from Matt Groening
*Easter Eggs
*Special Language Feature
*Deleted scenes
*Ralphisms
*The Sweet Life of Ralph
*Sketch Gallery
*Blame it on the Monkeys
*The Games
*The People Ball
*The 13th Crewman
===Commercials===
*"Lines Man"
*"Trick or Treat"
*"Springfield Hamburger"
*"Simpsons Watch"
*"Sabritas"
===Animation Showcases===
*"The Parent Rap and Sweet"
*"Sweets and Sour Marge"

== Gallery ==
<gallery captionalign="left" orientation="none">
File:Season13disc4.png|Season 13 - Disk 4 Title Menu
File:Season13meny1.png|Season 13 - Disk 2 Episode Menu
File:Season13meny2.png|Season 13 - Disk 2 Langauge Selection Menu
File:Season13meny3.png|Season 13 - Disk 1 Extras Menu
</gallery>

{{DVD Boxsets}}

[[Category:Season Boxsets]]
[[Category:DVD boxsets|13]]

D'oh

2018-05-19T04:05:49Z

Whyyoubig: /* Episode names */Added an episode title to the list of episodes with “d’oh” in their titles. Likely looked over because many people view said episode (The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed) as the worst episode ever made, such as nohomers.

{{Realworld}}
{{Featured article}}
{{Catchphrase
|title = '''D'oh'''
|image = [[File:D'oh.jpg|200px]]
|Character = [[Homer Simpson]]
|Reason For Saying = Anger, frustration, pain or misfortune.
|Reason for Saying = Anger, frustration, pain, or misfortune.
|Written in Scripts and Episode Titles as = (Annoyed Grunt)
|First Heard = "[[Punching Bag]]"
}}

"'''D'oh!'''" (typically represented in the show's script as "'''(Annoyed Grunt)'''") is a famous catchphrase of [[Homer Simpson]]. It was famously accepted into the ''Oxford English Dictionary'' in 2002. The quote is normally used when Homer hurts himself, finds out something to his embaressment or chagrin, is outsmarted, or undergoes or anticipates misfortune. Other characters from the Simpsons have also been heard using the catchprase in addition to Homer, the most common being his son [[Bart Simpson|Bart]].

== Conception ==
The show's writers use the phrase "'''(Annoyed Grunt)'''" to represent the catchphrase; episode titles with the original spelling include,<ref>"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"</ref> "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)", "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot", and "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)". Episodes with ''d'oh'' in their titles include: "D'oh-in' in the Wind", "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses", "C.E. D'oh", "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere", "He Loves to Fly and He D'oh's", and "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh".

When [[Dan Castellaneta]], the voice of Homer, was first asked to voice the exclamation, he rendered it as a drawn out '''"doooh"''', inspired by Jimmy Finlayson, the moustached Scottish actor who appeared in many Laurel and Hardy films. Finlayson coined the term as a minced oath to stand in for the word "Damn!"<ref name=herald>[http://www.theherald.co.uk/search/display.var.1562687.0.whats_the_story_with_homers_doh.php "What’s the story with . . . Homer’s D’oh!" ''The Herald'' (Glasgow) July 21, 2007]</ref> The show's creator Matt Groening felt that it would better suit the timing of animation if it were spoken faster so Castellaneta shortened it to "D'oh!"<ref name="doh">Jeremy Simon ''Wisdom from The Simpsons' 'D'ohh' boy'' ''The Daily Northwestern'' 1994-02-11</ref>

It was first heard on a ''Tracey Ullman Show'' short entitled "[[Punching Bag]]", which first aired on November 27, 1988. When Bart and Lisa try to hide a punching bag with his face on it, and it knocks him out. Homer's reaction is "D'oh!" The next occasion it was heard was in the first episodes of ''The Simpsons'', "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", which first aired on December 17, 1989.

== Variations ==

<div style="display:none;">This section is for *VARIATIONS*, not recording every time Homer and/or someone else says it.</div>

Variations of the catchphrase have appeared in numerous episodes of ''The Simpsons''.

* In "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" (1989), when being a mall Santa, after Homer bumps his head, he says "Ho-ho-d'oh!"

* In "Burns' Heir" (1994), Mr. Burns hires actors to play the Simpsons in an attempt to convince Bart that they no longer love him. Homer's actor says "B'oh!" after dropping his sandwich, and Bart says that something seems different. Burns talks to the actors, and says "Homer doesn't say B'oh, he says..." then looks through a script and says, "He says D'oh!" Homer's actor tries again, and sounds more like, "Duh-oh!"

* In "Bart of Darkness" (1994), Homer accidentally builds a large barn, when intending to build a pool. An Amish man comments, "'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English." Homer responds with a "D'oh-eth!".

* In "Thirty Minutes over Tokyo" (1999), on a family trip to Japan, Homer says something in Japanese along the lines of "''shimatta-baka-ni''", which was translated in subtitles as "D'oh!" ''Shimatta'' in Japanese is roughly equivalent to "damn it!", whereas ''Baka ni'', by Japanese grammar, is more literally taken as an adverb—pointed out by the particle ''ni'' after a ''na'' adjective radical—meaning 'stupidly', with the root word ''baka'' being used traditionally to describe an idiotic or foolish person or thing. Japanese speakers normally use ''baka'' in relation to silly animals or inanimate things; it is considered extremely rude when used in reference to humans. In the actual Japanese dub, "D'oh" is not translated, but is written in hiragana as どっ！ (''do!'').

* In ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'', when the EPA seal Springfield under the [[dome]], Homer cries "D'oooooooooooooohme!!"

* In ''[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]'', [[Homer]] is saying [[D'oh]] to the music song "''{{w|The Blue Danube}}''".

== Episode names ==
When originally created, the word had no official spelling. Instead, it was written as "(annoyed grunt)". In recognition of this, several episodes feature the phrase "(annoyed grunt)" in the episode title where one would, for acoustic and aesthetic reasons, usually expect the term "d'oh". Such episodes include "[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]" (instead of "I, D'oh-bot", a play on ''I, Robot''); "[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]" (a parody of the song Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in ''Mary Poppins''); "[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]" (a parody of ''Old MacDonald Had a Farm''); and "[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]" (a parody of G.I. Joe). Even in closed captioning, the show showed "(annoyed grunt)" in place of "D'oh!" in early airings.

Nine episodes so far have "d'oh" in their titles, all in later seasons: season 10's "[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]", season 11's "[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]", season 14's "[[C.E. D'oh]]", season 17's "[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]", season 19's "[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]", season 20's "[[Waverly Hills 9021-D'oh]]", season 21's "[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]", season 23's "[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]], and "[[The D'oh-cial Network]]".

== Usage ==
The term "d'oh!" has been adopted by many ''Simpsons'' fans, and even by people that are not specifically fans. The term has become commonplace in modern speech and demonstrates the reach of the show's influence. "D'oh" has been added to the ''Webster's Millennium Dictionary of English'', the Macmillan Dictionary for Advanced Learners, and the ''Oxford English Dictionary''. It is defined as: "Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned, or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also (usu. mildly derogatory) implying that another person has said or done something foolish (Duh)." The OED etymologizes the word as "popularized by ''The Simpsons''" but lists usages as early as 1945. It is also now becoming a popular minced oath for many various curse words, especially damn.

=== Other languages ===

In the German-dubbed version, "d'oh!" is translated to ''Neinn!'' ('No!', pronounced like the number 'nine'). In the Spanish-dubbed version, "d'oh!" is changed to ''¡Ou!'' (pronounced like the letter 'O'). The pronunciation, along with the proper Homer-esque intonation, has entered the popular culture of many Spanish-speaking countries. The closed captions for the programme—though this may only occur in the US—spell "D'oh" as "D-ohh!". In Italy, the parts where Homer utters the word are left unedited, thus still bearing Castellaneta's voice.{{Fact|date=October 2007}}. In the French-dubbed version, in France, due to a prononciation mistake, "d'oh!" became "t'oh!", but in Quebec, the Homer's Annoyed Grunt is still "D'oh!".

== External links ==
* [http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/guides/dohs.html The definitive "D'oh" list]
* [http://www.hal-pc.org/~joejr/32dohs.wav Homer Simpson says "D'oh!" 32 times] (WAV sound file)
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1387335.stm D'oh! joins the Oxford English Dictionary] - BBC News

== Sources ==
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{{Character
|name = Homer Jay Simpson
|image = [[File:Homer Simpson.png|250px]]
|caption = Artwork of Homer by [[Matt Groening]]
|gender = {{Male}}
|alias = Homer Thompson<ref>"[[Cape Feare]]"</ref> [[Pieman]] Max Power<ref name="Homer to the Max">"[[Homer to the Max]]"</ref> [[El Homo]] [[Thad Supersperm]] "Bald Mommy"<ref>"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"</ref>
|hair = None (formerly brown)
|age = 36<ref name="Lisa the Beauty Queen">"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"</ref><ref>"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"</ref> 38<ref>"[[We're on the Road to D'oh-where]]"</ref><ref>"[[The Winter of His Content]]"</ref> 39<ref>"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"</ref><ref>"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"</ref>
|status = Alive
|job = [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|Nuclear]] Safety Inspector Former Technical Supervisor
|location= [[742 Evergreen Terrace]], [[Springfield]]
|relatives = '''Parents:''' [[Abe Simpson|Abraham]] and [[Mona Simpson]] (deceased) '''Wife:''' [[Marge Simpson|Marge Bouvier]] '''Ex-wife:''' [[Amber Simpson]] '''Children:''' [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] and [[Maggie Simpson]] Dozens unnamed '''Half-siblings:''' [[Herb Powell]] and [[Abbey]] '''Grandparents:''' [[Orville J. Simpson]] and [[Yuma Hickman]] '''Niece:''' [[Jessica Simpson]] ''For more info, see [[Simpson family]]''
|appearance = "[[Good Night]]"
|voiced by = [[Dan Castellaneta]] [[John Ratzenberger]]<ref>"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"</ref>
}}
'''Homer Jay Simpson''', formerly known as '''Max Power''',<ref name="Homer to the Max"/> is the father of the Simpson family. He is an overweight, lazy, and ignorant individual, but is strongly devoted to his wife and children. His behavior is often stupid, absurd, selfish, dangerous, clumsy, idiotic, and insensitive. Despite this and his below average intelligence, he showed moments of great intellect, and can be a caring parent and husband at times.

Homer works as a low level safety inspector at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]], in [[Sector 7G]], although he is often incompetent, mostly sleeps on duty and eats donuts provided. He spends a great deal of his time at [[Moe's Tavern]] with his lifelong friends [[Barney Gumble|Barney]], [[Carl Carlson|Carl]], [[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]], and bartender [[Moe Szyslak]]. At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|home]] he can often be found sitting on the sofa mindlessly watching television while snacking on food and drinking [[Duff Beer|Duff]].

== Biography ==
[[File:Homer Every Simpsons Ever.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:Homer slipping.png|thumb|left|Artwork of Homer from [[season 24]].]]
=== History ===
[[File:Homer's_4th_Grade_Report_Card.png|thumb|Homer's 4th Grade Report Card.]]
[[File:Mrs._Harvell's_class.png|thumb|Homer's 4th grade class taught by [[Mrs. Harvell]].]]
[[File:Homer young.PNG|thumb|left|175px|Homer in his late teens.]]
====1950s====
Homer Jay Simpson was born as the third child of [[Abraham Simpson]], and the first (and only) child of [[Mona Simpson]] on May 12, 1951. He was raised on the Simpson farm by his parents until they were forced to move out due to Homer spooking the cows by jumping out of a bale of hay and scaring them into giving sour milk. At some point during his childhood, Abe seemed to feed beer to Homer, but he quit drinking beer until he was older upon Barney's suggestion after he caused a multi-car pileup in his playschool car at school.

====1960s====
In 1960, Homer experimented to see if he could push fifteen crayons into his nose, which resulted in one being lodged into his brain and being responsible for his current below-average intelligence. In the early 60s, when Homer was between nine and twelve years of age, Mona went into hiding following a run-in with the law. However, before she started protesting, she took Homer and her husband to the Woodstock Music Festival, where Homer ended up briefly adopting the hippie lifestyle (and Abe Simpson attempted to send him off to the Vietnam War as punishment for wanting to be a hippie). In 1966, Homer, along with Lenny, Carl, and Moe, went over to a deep gorge for a nice swim, but the water was drained. When investigating why the lake was reduced to a muddy pit, he stumbled upon [[Waylon Smithers, Sr.|a decomposing corpse]] inside the pipe, greatly traumatizing him and leading to his occasional overeating and fear of corpses.

====1970s====
Homer attended [[Springfield High School]] and fell in love with [[Marge Bouvier]] in 1974.<ref name="The Way We Was">"[[The Way We Was]]"</ref> After high school, Homer and Marge bought an apartment at Springfield Place. During this time, Marge gets a letter accepting her into college. To pay for her tuition, Abe gives him a job at Simpson Lazer Tag. As well as this, along with [[Lou]], Lenny, and Carl, Homer is part of a barbershop quartet. When Marge becomes infatuated by her professor, Homer changes the band's name to [[Sadgasm]] and they invent grunge music. Marge realizes she really loves Homer, and she goes back to him.<ref>"[[That '90s Show]]"</ref>

====1980s====
In 1979, Marge became pregnant with [[Bart]]. (After discovering this, Homer tore out half his hair.) At this time Homer was working at [[Sir Putts-A-Lot]], turning the crank that spins the windmill. The two married in [[Shotgun Pete's 24 Hour Wedding Chapel]], a small wedding chapel across the state line. They spent their wedding reception alone at a truck stop, before ending up at the Bouvier House, where they lived at the time. After failing to get a job at the newly built [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|Nuclear Power Plant]], Homer left Marge to find a job where he could support his family. He went to work at a taco restaurant called the [[Gulp 'n' Blow]], until Marge found him and convinced him to return home with her. As a result, Homer confronted [[Mr. Burns]] and secured a job at the Plant.<ref>"[[I Married Marge]]"</ref> Two years after Bart was born, Marge became pregnant with [[Lisa]] in 1981 (after discovering this, Homer tore out all but three strands of his hair), shortly before the couple brought their [[742 Evergreen Terrace|first house]].<ref>"[[Lisa's First Word]]"</ref> Homer's second leap to stardom was his success as the lead singer and songwriter for the barbershop quartet, the [[Be-Sharps]], even winning a [[Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year|Grammy Award]]. (He later complains a Grammy isn't worth winning.) During his time with the group, Homer was frequently absent from home, which put stress on his marriage. After the group broke up due to creative differences, Homer went back to [[Springfield]] to continue his old life.<ref>"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"</ref> Some time in the late 1980s, Homer drew up a budget so he could work at his dream job, a pin monkey at [[Barney Gumble|Barney's]] [[Al Gumble|uncle's]] [[Barney's Bowlarama]]. The budget included buying regular toilet paper and only one of the kids could go to college. Unfortunately for Homer, Marge became pregnant with [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]] in 1988, shortly after he started his new job, and not being able to support his family, he went back to the Nuclear Plant.<ref>"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"</ref> Since then Homer started many [[List of Homer's Jobs|jobs]], including being a professional astronaut for NASA, but ended up back where he began at the Nuclear Plant. He nearly caused the destruction of [[Springfield]] a couple of times, after a nuclear meltdown at the plant and polluting Lake Springfield with his pet[[Plopper|pig]]'s (and his own) waste.<ref name="The Simpsons Movie">''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''</ref>

=== Jobs ===
{{main|List of Homer's jobs}}
When first joining the Power Plant, Homer had a nameless job handling plutonium. He was fired by [[Barry Mackleberry]], his supervisor, for creating a deadly gas leak. He was later re-hired as safety inspector for Sector 7-G, after complaining about the safety of the plant itself. Ironically, the accidents that occur at the plant double every year since Homer was made safety inspector,.

Homer rarely attends his job, yet hardly gets fired, and always has his job waiting for him when he wants to return. He impulsively quit occasionally to pursue other carers, although he always ends up losing or quitting these jobs. On one occasion, Homer misinterpreted a threat about losing his job as a hint he can take the next day off.

=== Appearance ===
His appearance is an overweight balding man. He has a tan stubble that can regrow itself at a very quick rate if he ever shaves. Despite his overweight status, and hate for exercise, he on occasion showed surprising physical prowess and agility for a man of his stature, like when training for [[Whacking Day]] and he hits several pop-up Snakes with kicks and even back flipping. His baldness is contributed by several factors. Upon finding out when Marge was pregnant, he would tear out a substantial amount of his hair. Another contribution is working at the nuclear plant for so many years the exposure to radioactivity caused most of his hair to fall out. In one episode, he learned if he repented for all of his sins and became Catholic, he could go to Heaven when he died. During his confession, he states he masturbated eight billion times, he doesn't plan to stop and he doesn't regret it. Excessive masturbation can lead to hair loss as well. He wears a white polo shirt, blue pants, and grey shoes.

=== Personality ===
[[File:bartyytt.jpg|thumb|150px|Homer strangling Bart.]]
[[File:Homer brain.jpg|thumb|150px|An x-ray of Homer's true brain.]]
Homer's personality is frequent stupidity, laziness, and explosive anger; one might say it is the [[Wikipedia:Average Joe|"Average Joe"]]. He also suffers from a short attention span which complements his intense but short-lived passion for hobbies, enterprises and various causes. Homer is prone to emotional outbursts; he gets very envious of his neighbors, the [[Flanders family]], is easily enraged at his son, [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], and strangles him in an exaggerated manner. His trademark phrase to strangling Bart is, "Why you little...!" and on one occasion, "Why you little bastard!".<ref name="Wedding for Disaster">"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"</ref> He also spanks Bart sometimes and, in one case, Lisa. One time, he was too busy to spank them, so he told them to go to their rooms and spank themselves. He shows no compunction about this, and does not attempt to hide his actions from people outside the family, even showing disregard for his son's well being in other ways, like leaving Bart alone at a port,<ref>"[[The Great Money Caper]]"</ref> or allowing Bart to go to court for skateboarding naked on his dare when all he would have to do is attend a 1 hour parenting class signifying not only his disregard for Bart but his extreme laziness.<ref name="The Simpsons Movie"/> While Homer repeatedly upset people and caused all sorts of mayhem in [[Springfield]], these events are usually caused by either his explosive temper or lack of foresight. Except expressing annoyance at [[Ned Flanders]], Homer's actions are usually unintentional. Most of his explosive anger is targeted on Bart, because of something stupid or bad he said or did. Despite their disadvantages, these common outbursts saved Homer from dying of a pent-up rage-induced heart attack.<ref>"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"</ref>

While Homer's stupid antics often upset his family, he also performed acts that reveal him to be a surprisingly loving father and husband, like selling his cherished ride on the [[Duff Blimp]] and using the money to enter Lisa in a beauty pageant so she could feel better about herself;<ref name="Lisa the Beauty Queen">"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"</ref> giving up his chance at wealth to allow Maggie to keep a cherished teddy bear;<ref>"[[Rosebud]]"</ref> spearheading an attempt to dig Bart out after he fell down a well, even though he hates doing physical labor<ref>"[[Radio Bart]]"</ref> and arranging a surprise second wedding with Marge to make up for their [[I Married Marge|lousy first]] ceremony, even going so far as to hire one of The Doobie Brothers as part of the wedding band and getting a divorce from Marge, essentially making their second wedding a "real" one.<ref name="A Milhouse Divided">"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"</ref>

Homer tends to derive amusement from the misfortune of others. He is a chronic petty thief and borderline kleptomaniac, stealing everything from TV trays to power tools and air conditioners, even an entire room of the [[Flanders House]] from [[Ned Flanders]]. He also stole golf balls from the local driving range, office supplies (including computers) from work, and beer mugs from [[Moe's Tavern]].
[[File:Homerdonut.jpg|150px|left|thumb|nail|Homer holding a donut.]]
Homer has a vacuous mind, but he is still able to retain a great amount of knowledge about very specific subjects. He often shows short bursts of astonishing insight, memory, creativity and fluency with many languages. Homer is also extremely confident; no matter how little skill or knowledge he has about anything he tries to do, he has no doubt he will be successful. However, his brief periods of intelligence are overshadowed by much longer and more consistent periods of ignorance, forgetfulness and stupidity. Homer has a low IQ due to many factors: his hereditary [[Simpson gene|"Simpson Gene"]], his alcohol problem, exposure to radioactive waste, repetitive cranial trauma, and the crayon lodged in the frontal lobe of his brain. He also implied he would have been at least a bit smarter, if not by a substantial amount, if his father tried to give him encouragement rather than beat him down.<ref>"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"</ref> The crayon in his brain is possibly the largest causal factor in his stupidity. Homer's intelligence was said to jump up fifty points when he had the crayon removed, bringing him to an IQ of 105, slightly above an average person (though he showed far above average intelligence), but he went back to his old self when he had it reinserted, presumably lowering his IQ back down to its original 55.<ref>"[[HOMЯ]]"</ref> This IQ score is, however, likely a joke or oversight on the producers' part, because someone with an IQ of 55 would be unable to look after themselves and would be classified as severely mentally handicapped. Also from the level of intelligence he showed, it's much more likely his IQ was boasted to 135-155. Despite his handicap, Homer does have a degree of long term, calculated planning of what might happen, such as when, shortly before taking his "forget-me-shot" from Moe Syzslak, requested for their anniversary party to have a Moon Jump due to realizing exactly what will happen afterwards.<ref name="Eternal Moonshine">"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"</ref>

Homer at times debated against his brain. Occasionally, a specific body part such as his face, stomach or liver is also shown debating with his brain. In [[Burns, Baby Burns|one notable scene]] Homer's mind actually leaves his body out of boredom, causing him to collapse. Homer is also inclined to retreat into fantasy, like daydreaming of Germany as [[The Land of Chocolate|"the land of chocolate"]].<ref>"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"</ref><ref>''[[The Simpsons Game]]''</ref>

Homer's attitudes toward women, romance, and sex are occasionally shown. While Homer's marriage with Marge is occasionally strained, it seems generally happy. Despite this, Homer is often tempted with other women, and usually shows no qualms with gawking at (and drooling over) attractive women. Homer almost had an affair with [[Mindy Simmons]],<ref name="The Last Temptation of Homer">"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref> but ended up not wanting to. He made the occasional remark denoting his attraction to other women (including his [[Maude Flanders|neighbor's wife]]), even in front of Marge on occasion, but always shows his devotion to Marge in the end.

=== Religious beliefs ===
Despite attending church every Sunday, Homer is not a committed Christian, and it is likely he only attends church because he knows Marge would be hurt and shocked if he did not. He does not seem to practice Christian morals and frequently sleeps in church, much to the annoyance of [[Reverend Lovejoy]]. He often mispronounces the name of [[Jesus Christ|Christ]], calling him "Jebus".

Homer actually met [[God]] face to face several times and even got permission from him in a dream to skip church.<ref>"[[Homer the Heretic]]"</ref><ref>"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"</ref>

=== Alter egos ===
Homer became a superhero named [[Pieman]] when The Rich Texan makes Lisa cry. He chucks pies in the faces of evildoers or people who deserve to be pied, uses the basement as a Pie Cave and his car as the Piemobile. Bart later acted as his sidekick named [[Cupcake Kid]].<ref>"[[Simple Simpson]]"</ref> He also attempted to don a graffiti alias as "El Homo", meant to be a Mexican take on his name, but erased it when he realized the alias was Spanish for homosexual.<ref>"[[Large Marge]]"</ref>[[File:Simple Simpson promo.jpg|thumb|Homer and Bart as Pieman and Cupcake Kid.]]

When Homer went to prison for bribing an official, an {{ap|FBI agent|Donnie Fatso}} offered Homer a way out by infiltrating into the [[Springfield Mafia]] to spy on [[Fat Tony]]. Homer was given a toupee, a [[Gadget wig|wig]] with a microphone and a camera and a new name, [[Nicky Bluepants Altosaxophony]].<ref>"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref>

=== Skills ===
Homer's skills seem to vary greatly. Sometimes Homer can find it difficult to run to smallest distance before passing out from exhaustion, to exceeding the prowess of gold medal Olympians. At other times he can have trouble understanding the simplest of concepts to being able to build a functional robot with a working A.I.

One skill that remains somewhat constant throughout the series is his musical talent. Homer can play the guitar amazingly well and is an accomplished singer and songwriter. He has been part of several bands, all extremely popular. He won a Grammy for barbershop, numerous golden records for [[Sadgasm|his grunge band]], a music style he also invented, and was able to help Lisa win a music contest using songs he wrote for her.

Like Bart, Homer also displays the ability to pick up languages fairly quickly. When he and Bart were imprisoned in [[Japan]] for a seemingly short amount of time, he was able to speak the language fluently by the time he left.

=== Health ===
Homer is 40, overweight and so unhealthy his life expectancy is only 42.

Homer, while varying in physical ability from episode to episode, has been consistently portrayed as a binge drinking, over eating, accident prone dare devil who puts absolutely no thought into what his actions will cost him, all of which made it impossible to get any form of insurance which concerns his health.

Homer is in the hospital in at least one episode every season, and had several life saving operations not including the one for his triple heart bypass and subsequent installation of his pacemaker he needed after his arteries were clogged with cholesterol.

Years of working in a sub standard nuclear facility left his blood irradiated enough to show up on an x-ray, as well as having rendered him sterile.

Homer loves food. He can almost always be seen eating far more than any one man could possibly eat alone. His favorites are foods he knows are bad for him, and will blatantly refuse healthy food like oatmeal and fruit in favor of fatty meals. He was once willing to die upon eating a poisoned éclair despite knowing it would kill him, only to throw it away in horror when Lisa claimed it was low fat.<ref>"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"</ref>

Homer also seems to have trouble with his hearing because he attended too many rock concerts.<ref name="The Otto Show">"[[The Otto Show]]"</ref> His lack of hearing could be the reason he didn't pay attention at any words anyone said. Both Bart and Homer have problem with concentration.<ref name="Bart Gets an F">"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"</ref>
==== Hair Loss ====
There are multiple theories how Homer lost his hair. One theory suggests Homer ripped out some of his hair when he realized Marge was pregnant with Bart, then more when he found out she was pregnant with Lisa, and all but the last few hairs when he found out she was pregnant with Maggie.

Another theory is Homer's hair was once squirted with some kind of acid, thus causing permanent hair loss.{{Fact}}

It was once shown Homer gradually lost his hair over time.<ref name="Eternal Moonshine"/>

== Relationships ==
=== Romantic ===
Despite being married to [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], throughout the entire show, Homer had a number of romantic encounters.

==== Marge Simpson ====
Homer is the husband of [[Marge Simpson]]. They met when they were younger without learning who each other was before meeting again properly in high school. They had three weddings.<ref name="Wedding for Disaster"/><ref name="A Milhouse Divided"/><ref>Before the show</ref> The two have a very strong marriage which survived cheating, amnesia and many arguments. They have been in love since high school.<ref name="The Way We Was"/>

==== Mindy Simmons ====
[[Mindy Simmons]] was an attractive employee at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] who has nearly everything in common with Homer. They attended a convention together and nearly had an affair.<ref name="The Last Temptation of Homer"/> After Homer turned her down, he later says she "hit the bottle pretty hard and got fired."

==== Lurleen Lumpkin ====

[[Lurleen Lumpkin]] is a waitress Homer helped in launching a successful singing career. She attempted to seduce him with no success.<ref name="Colonel Homer">"[[Colonel Homer]]"</ref> She's been married multiple times to men who all look like Homer.<ref name="Colonel Homer"/>

==== Amber ====
[[Amber Simpson|Amber]] was Homer's Vegas wife Homer accidentally married in [[Viva Ned Flanders|Las Vegas]].<ref>"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"</ref> They managed to get her drunk and made her believe she married Abe which made her run back to Vegas.<ref>"[[Brawl in the Family]]"</ref>

==== Julia ====
When Homer becomes a famous opera singer, he attracts the attention of a horde of fans including a stalker by the name of {{ap|Julia|The Homer of Seville}}. She confesses to Homer she is his to do with as he wants, becoming his personal assistant and attempting to seduce him at every turn. When he proclaims his heart belongs to Marge, she attempts to kill him with no success.<ref>"[[The Homer of Seville]]"</ref>

==== Edna ====
Homer was one of many individuals to have a relationship with [[Edna Krabappel]].<ref>"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"</ref>

=== Friendships ===
==== Barney Gumble ====
[[Barney Gumble]] is one of Homer's best friends. They were both born in 1951 making Homer the same age as Barney. They have been best friends since high school. Homer was the one who convinced him to become an alcoholic.<ref>"[[Mr. Plow]]"</ref>

==== Lenny and Carl ====
[[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] are Homer's co-workers at the Nuclear Power Plant, and they knew Homer back in their childhood.<ref>"[[The Blunder Years]]"</ref><ref>"[[The Way We Weren't]]"</ref>

== Non-canon ==
{{Noncanon}}
=== Future ===
In 8 years from now, Homer and Marge's relationship finally ended, after Homer blew the family savings on an underwater house. She started dating [[Krusty the Clown]], and eventually Homer fought him to win her back. Homer was beaten, but Marge still decided to go back to him.<ref>"[[Future-Drama]]"</ref>

=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
{{Main|Homer Simpson/Tapped Out}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
=== Creation ===
[[File:MG01frame2.png|thumb|The first appearances of Homer and Bart Simpson in "[[Good Night]]", a short from ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]''.]]
[[Matt Groening]] first conceived the Simpson family in the lobby of [[James L. Brooks]]' office. He had been called in to pitch a series of animated shorts, and intended to present his [[Life in Hell]] series. When he realized animating ''Life in Hell'' would require him to rescind publication rights for his life's work, Groening decided to go in another direction. He hurriedly sketched out his version of a dysfunctional family and named the characters after members of his own family, with Homer being named after his father. Homer made his debut with the rest of the Simpsons clan on April 19, 1987 in [[The Simpsons shorts|Tracey Ullman short]] "[[Good Night]]". Homer's middle initial "J", revealed to stand for "Jay",<ref>"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"</ref> was a "tribute" to Bullwinkle J. Moose from ''[[Wikipedia:The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show|Rocky and Bullwinkle]]'', a show Matt Groening loved as a child.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons/interviews/groening/page9.shtml|title=J is for Jay|accessdate=2007-06-12|publisher=BBC}}</ref>

According to Matt Groening, the whole family was designed so they would be recognizable in silhouette.<ref>{{cite video | people=Groening, Matt; Al Jean, Mike Reiss|year=2001|title=The Simpsons season 1 DVD commentary for the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref><ref>{{cite video | people=Groening, Matt; James L. Brooks, David Silverman|year=2001|title=The Simpsons season 1 DVD commentary for the episode "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref>

=== Voice ===
Homer's voice sounds different on the shorts than the later half-hour show. [[Dan Castellaneta|Dan Castellaneta's]] earliest portrayal began as a loose impression of [[Wikipedia:Walter Matthau|Walter Matthau]], but developed into a more robust and humorous voice during the second and third season of the half-hour show, allowing Homer to convey a wider range of emotions.<ref name="matthau">{{cite news|author=Brownfield, Paul|title=He's Homer, but This Odyssey Is His Own|publisher=Los Angeles Times|date=1999-07-06}}</ref> Castellaneta changed the voice, as he could not sustain his Matthau impression for the 9-10 hour long recording sessions and had to find something easier.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1565538/20070725/story.jhtml|title='Simpsons' Trivia, From Swearing Lisa To 'Burns-Sexual' Smithers|accessdate=2007-07-29|date=2007-07-26|author=Larry Carroll|publisher=MTV}}</ref> During an interview with the cast of the show on ''Inside the Actors Studio'', Castellaneta stated Homer's voice was based in part on his own father who often spoke with an exuberant tone.

=== Foreign dubs ===
Homer's name is rarely translated, though exceptions occur. In the Arabic version Homer becomes Omar, and it was heavily modified, with alcohol and pork being removed. The Latin American version translates Homer to Homero.
{{Dub voices
|arVoice=Mohamed Henedi
|czVoice=Vlastimil Bedrna (seasons 1-12) Vlastimil Zavřel (since season 13)
|daVoice={{W|da:Niels Ellegaard|Niels Ellegaard}} (movie)
|nlVoice={{W|nl:Reinder van der Naalt|Reinder van der Naalt}} (movie)
|fiVoice=Markku Toikka
|flVoice={{W|nl:Chris Van den Durpel|Chris Van den Durpel}} (movie)
|frVoice=Philippe Peythieu
|quVoice=Hubert Gagnon
|deVoice=[[german:Norbert Gastell|Norbert Gastell]] (season 1 - 26) {{W|de:Christoph Jablonka|Christoph Jablonka}} (season 27 - present)
|huVoice=József Székhelyi
|itVoice={{W|Tonino Accolla}} (seasons 1-23) Massimo Lopez (since season 24)
|jaVoice=Tōru Ōhira George Tokoro (movie)
|poVoice=Andrzej Snarski (season 1) Paweł Burczyk (season 2) Mikołaj Klimek (season 3) Miłogost Reczek (movie)
|brVoice=Waldyr Sant'anna (seasons 1-8, 15-18) Julio Cesar (seasons 8-14) Carlos Alberto (since season 18)
|ptVoice=José Jorge Duarte
|ruVoice=Boris Bystrov (seasons 1-16) Oleg Forostenko (season 16) Alexander Kotov (season 18) Boris Bystrov (since season 19)
|esLAVoice=Humberto Vélez (seasons 1-15) Víctor Manuel Espinoza (since season 16)
|esVoice=Carlos Revilla (seasons 1-11) Carlos Ysbert (since season 12)
|svVoice=Per Sandborgh
|ukVoice=Yevhen Malukha Mykola Lutsenko (movie)
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=== Catchphrase ===
{{main|D'oh!}}
Homer popularized the annoyed grunt "[[D'oh!]]" (made memorable through Dan Castellaneta's distinctive voice work), which began as an abbreviated form of [[Wikipedia:Jimmy Finlayson|James Finlayson's]] annoyed "Dooooh" in [[Wikipedia:Laurel and Hardy|Laurel and Hardy films]] and other comedy shorts. This modern interjection found enough popular acceptance to be included in the [[Wikipedia:Oxford English Dictionary|Oxford English Dictionary]].

He also popularized the catchphrase "[[Mmm...]]". Many examples of other "mmm...s" are "Mmm...candy", "Mmm...pointy" or "Mmm...hug". He used it less lately.

Homer has other catchphrases. His other catchphrases are ''[[Woo Hoo!]]'' and ''[[Why you little!]]''.

=== Reception ===
[[File:D'oh.jpg|thumb|150px|Homer uttering the legendary word "D'oh".]]
On May 30, 2003, Homer was made an honorary citizen of [[wikipedia: Winnipeg|Winnipeg, Canada]], in recognition of [[Matt Groening]]'s father Homer Groening, believed to be from the Manitoba capital.<ref>Romaniuk, Ross. "[http://ccr.ptbcanadian.com/simpsons/articles.htm Is Homer Simpson Canadian?]". ''Winnipeg Sun''. May 30, 2003.</ref>

Homer placed second on [[wikipedia:TV Guide|TV Guide's]] 2002 Top 50 Greatest Cartoon Characters, behind [[wikipedia: Bugs Bunny|Bugs Bunny]].<ref>{{cite news|url=http://archives.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/30/cartoon.characters.list/|title=TV Guide's 50 greatest cartoon characters of all time|accessdate=2007-08-25|date=2002-07-30|publisher=CNN}}</ref> In 2005, Homer was listed fifth on Bravo's 100 Greatest TV Characters, one of only four cartoon characters on that list.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.bravotv.com/The_100_Greatest_TV_Characters//index.shtml|title=The 100 Greatest TV Characters|publisher=Bravo|accessdate=2007-08-25}}</ref> British TV viewers voted him as the greatest TV character of all time.<ref>[http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/G/greatest/tv_characters/results.html 100 Greatest TV characters]</ref> In 2007, ''Entertainment Weekly'' placed Homer ninth on their list of the "50 Greatest TV icons".<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20152957_20152958_20159773_41,00.html|title=The 50 Greatest TV Icons|accessdate=2007-11-15|publisher=Entertainment Weekly |date=Unknown}}</ref>

''The Simpsons'' has been recommended for use in the teaching of sociology to modern-day college students. The journal ''Teaching Sociology'' appraised it as "particularly effective for illustrating sociological themes and encouraging critical thinking among today's undergraduates".<ref>Scanlan, Stephen J. and Seth L. Feinberg. "[http://www.lemoyne.edu/ts/28tsabstracts2.html The Cartoon Society: Using"The Simpsons" to Teach and Learn Sociology]." ''Teaching Sociology'' Volume 28, #2. p. 127-139. April 2002.</ref> The non-academic book ''[[The Simpsons and Philosophy, the D'oh! of Homer]]'' includes a chapter analyzing Homer's character from the perspective of Aristotelian virtue ethics.

Homer was ranked the second greatest cartoon character by TV Guide, behind Bugs Bunny, and was voted the greatest television character of all time by Channel 4 viewers. For voicing Homer, Castellaneta won four Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance and a special-achievement Annie Award. In 2000, Homer and his family were awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

==== Homer Simpson syndrome ====
[[File:Homer Simpson's head.png|200px|thumb|Homer Simpson on ''[[Futurama]]'']]
A five-year study of more than 2,000 middle-aged people in France found a possible link between weight and brain function, dubbed the "Homer Simpson syndrome".<ref name=hss>{{cite news| title = Obese people lose IQ through 'Homer Simpson effect'| publisher =Thisislondon | date =2006-10-15| url =http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23370854-details/Obese%20people%20lose%20IQ%20through%20'Homer%20Simpson%20effect'/article.do| accessdate =2007-08-15 }}</ref> Results from a word memory test showed people with a BMI of 20 (considered to be a healthy level) remembered an average of nine out of 16 words. Meanwhile, people with a BMI of 30 (inside the obese range) remembered an average of just seven out of 16 words.<ref name=hss/>

=== Merchandising ===
[[File:Golden Homer.jpg|thumb|A golden figurine of Homer from Burger King in 2007.]]
Homer's inclusion in many Simpsons publications, toys, and other merchandise is evidence of his enduring popularity. He played central roles in the ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' series. ''[[The Homer Book]]'', written about Homer's personality and attributes, has been published and is commercially available. Numerous other items such as bottle openers, alarm clocks and other merchandise are widely available for purchase.

== Trivia ==
*His social security number is 568-47-0008.
*His blood type is B positive.
*His earmuff size is XL.
*He often writes fist-like.
*His Instagram account is "@homersimpson_official".
*Homer's PIN is 7431, according to [[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]].
*In one episode he was the only character in the show to say {{Explain|bulls**t|bullshit}} but the "{{Explain|s**t|shit}}" part was censored by a honk sound.
*It's implied in "[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]" Homer's bloodstream has a continuous regulation of radioactivity, as Dr. Hibbert was explaining to Marge Simpson they injected Homer with a Radioactive Dye to see his circulatory system from an X-ray until he learns the nurse hadn't even injected the dye yet (resulting in Hibbert saying "good lord" in a shocked manner).
*He seems to be almost exactly the same as [[Peter Griffin]], who appears in Family Guy, which premiered 10 years after The Simpsons began. In "[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]", one of his clones was [[Peter Griffin]].
*Homer owns the [[Denver Broncos]], despite wanting to own the Dallas Cowboys.
*It is believed Homer is diabetic as mentioned in "That '90s Show". However if this was true, Homer would most likely be dead because he has never been seen taking insulin and the amount of food Homer eats would just ensure he would already be dead by the point the episode "That '90s Show" was shown.
*In "[[Fear of Flying]]" it is shown his favorite song (at the time) was "It's Raining Men".
*Homer, in fact, died twice. As shown in "Homer's Triple Bypass", when he died of a heart attack, but was revived when Mr. Burns mentioned a ham. And again in "[[Million Dollar Maybe]]", when he was trying to calm himself down after stressing about being rich and not being able to tell Marge, but was revived when he realized he was dead and made a desperate attempt to return to his body. He dies countless times in the Treehouse of Horror segments, but they are non-canon.
*According to "[[The Blunder Years]]", his constant eating and fear of corpses was a direct result of his trauma from finding Waylon Smithers, Sr.'s corpse.
*Homer is 5'11" tall and his shoe size is 11 1/2. He also weighs 240 pounds.<ref>[[MythBusters|''The Simpsons MythBusters'' special]]</ref>
*He is one of three characters in the series to break a leg and have an episode plot revolve around it.<ref>[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]</ref> (The other two are [[Bart]]<ref>[[Bart of Darkness]]</ref> and [[Marge]].<ref>[[Little Big Mom]]</ref>)

== Appearances ==
{{Main|Homer Simpson/Appearances}}

== See also ==
{{Images|Homer}}
*[[Simpson family]]: more info on Homer's family.
*[[742 Evergreen Terrace]]: more info on Homer's house.
*[[Marge Simpson]]: more info on Homer's wife.
*[[Bart Simpson]]: more info on Homer's oldest child.
*[[Lisa Simpson]]: more info on Homer's middle child.
*[[Maggie Simpson]]: more info on Homer's youngest child.
*[[Abraham Simpson]]: more info on Homer's father.

== External links ==
*{{Wikipedialink}}
*{{IMDB|character/ch0003002/}}

== References ==
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Forgive and Regret/References

2018-05-01T01:44:49Z

Whyyoubig: /* Trivia */Corrected it to present tense as opposed to future-tense.

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{{EpisodePrevNextRef|Lisa Gets the Blues|Left Behind}}
== Cultural references ==
*The episode title is probably a wordplay on the saying "[http://www.dictionary.com/browse/forgive-and-forget forgive and forget]".
*The opening sequence references how the show surpasses {{w|Gunsmoke}}'s previous record with this episode. The series' main character [[Matt Dillon (Gunsmoke)|Matt Dillon]] appears in it too. The unused sequence parodies Gunsmoke's.
*"Meth" Macfarland's name is a parody of [[Seth MacFarlane]].
*{{w|Billy Joel}} appears as a drunk pianist.
*[[Truckasaurus|Truckasaurus II]] mentions [[Steven Spielberg]].
*A {{w|Wolkswagen}} car with a thug look is shown.
*The Car-Rak Obama, and it's name "affordable healthcare mobile", references [[Barack Obama]] and his {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act}}.
*[[Grampa]] watches {{w|NCIS (TV series)|NCIS}} on TV.
*{{w|Ray Charles}}'s Hit the road Jack! plays at [[Moe's Tavern]]'s jukebox. However Moe tells him he can't afford Ray Charles and it's a white guy called Charles Ray singing it, possible reference to the artist with {{w|Charles Ray (artist)|the same name}}.
*Homer mentions [[Henry Kissinger]] recieving the [[Nobel Prize]].
*A poster for the movie {{w|The Mummy's Tomb}} is seen at [[The Escape Zone]].
*A poster for Intergalactic Zoo is also present, a reference to the episode with the same name of the reality television game show {{w|Face Off (TV Show)|Face Off}}.
*Homer's hate song is a remix of {{w|Jim Croce}}'s ''{{w|Time in a bottle}}''.
==Continuity==
*A new version of Truckasaurus appeared at the Springfield Demolition Derby, Truckasaurus II. ("[[Bart the Daredevil]]")
*Napoleon Blown-apart is a reference to the phrase said by [[Sideshow Bob]] before his plan to blow [[Krusty]] apart was going to be executed. ("[[Day of the Jackanapes]]")
*Grampa uses the [[Love Tester]]. When (non-canonically) Grampa lost himself in [[Heaven]], he found his way to the Love Tester machine where he helped Moe get a date. ("[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]")
== Trivia ==
*As of this episode, The Simpsons has surpassed ''{{W|Gunsmoke}}'' as the longest running scripted American primetime television series (by episode count).
**The record breaking episode is the 636th, and it's the same code as the old Springfield area code.<ref>[https://twitter.com/mattselman/status/990790941526056961 Matt Selman's Twitter - "636"]</ref> ("A Tale of Two Springfields")

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Forgive and Regret/References

2018-05-01T01:44:13Z

Whyyoubig: /* Trivia */

{{TabR}}
{{EpisodePrevNextRef|Lisa Gets the Blues|Left Behind}}
== Cultural references ==
*The episode title is probably a wordplay on the saying "[http://www.dictionary.com/browse/forgive-and-forget forgive and forget]".
*The opening sequence references how the show surpasses {{w|Gunsmoke}}'s previous record with this episode. The series' main character [[Matt Dillon (Gunsmoke)|Matt Dillon]] appears in it too. The unused sequence parodies Gunsmoke's.
*"Meth" Macfarland's name is a parody of [[Seth MacFarlane]].
*{{w|Billy Joel}} appears as a drunk pianist.
*[[Truckasaurus|Truckasaurus II]] mentions [[Steven Spielberg]].
*A {{w|Wolkswagen}} car with a thug look is shown.
*The Car-Rak Obama, and it's name "affordable healthcare mobile", references [[Barack Obama]] and his {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act}}.
*[[Grampa]] watches {{w|NCIS (TV series)|NCIS}} on TV.
*{{w|Ray Charles}}'s Hit the road Jack! plays at [[Moe's Tavern]]'s jukebox. However Moe tells him he can't afford Ray Charles and it's a white guy called Charles Ray singing it, possible reference to the artist with {{w|Charles Ray (artist)|the same name}}.
*Homer mentions [[Henry Kissinger]] recieving the [[Nobel Prize]].
*A poster for the movie {{w|The Mummy's Tomb}} is seen at [[The Escape Zone]].
*A poster for Intergalactic Zoo is also present, a reference to the episode with the same name of the reality television game show {{w|Face Off (TV Show)|Face Off}}.
*Homer's hate song is a remix of {{w|Jim Croce}}'s ''{{w|Time in a bottle}}''.
==Continuity==
*A new version of Truckasaurus appeared at the Springfield Demolition Derby, Truckasaurus II. ("[[Bart the Daredevil]]")
*Napoleon Blown-apart is a reference to the phrase said by [[Sideshow Bob]] before his plan to blow [[Krusty]] apart was going to be executed. ("[[Day of the Jackanapes]]")
*Grampa uses the [[Love Tester]]. When (non-canonically) Grampa lost himself in [[Heaven]], he found his way to the Love Tester machine where he helped Moe get a date. ("[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]")
== Trivia ==
*As of this episode,, The Simpsons has surpassed ''{{W|Gunsmoke}}'' as the longest running scripted American primetime television series (by episode count).
**The record breaking episode is the 636th, and it's the same code as the old Springfield area code.<ref>[https://twitter.com/mattselman/status/990790941526056961 Matt Selman's Twitter - "636"]</ref> ("A Tale of Two Springfields")

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When Flanders Failed/References

2018-04-29T21:03:22Z

Whyyoubig: /* Cultural references */Added the title reference to cultural references

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== Cultural references ==
*The title of this episode is a reference to the poem ''{{w|In Flanders Fields}}''.
*The final scene is a nod to the final scene in ''[[It's a Wonderful Life]]''.
*Rather than go to Ned's barbecue, Homer watches the {{w|Canadian Football League}} draft on television.
**The [[Saskatchewan Roughriders]] are also briefly mentioned.
*Homer asks Ned if [[The Leftorium]] is located in "the merry old land of {{W|Land of Oz|Oz}}", a reference to ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.

== Trivia ==
*This is the first episode to have [[Ned Flanders]]'s name somewhere in the title and the first episode to primarily focus on Ned Flanders.
*Although [[Ned]] states in this episode that he is left-handed, he was putting right-handed in the episode "[[Dead Putting Society]]".
*This is the last time the prototype theme music from the Season 2 opening titles is played. This is also the last time that Bart's chalkboard gag has its original high color saturation.
*Ned's "Hail to the Chef" apron is later used in the Lego set 71006 The Simpsons House.
*People at the Leftorium include:
**[[Emily Winthrop]]
**[[Professor Lombardo]]
**[[Cowboy Bob]]
**[[Richie Sakai]]
**[[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Wife|Power Plant wife]]
**One of Burns' escorts from "[[Homer's Night Out]]"
*Ned sells left-handed nunchakus.
*[[Chief Wiggum]] plays accordion during the song at the end of the episode.
**At least he holds one in hands during the song.

== Goofs ==
*Near the end of the episode, Homer congratulates Flanders for being the richest left-handed man in Springfield. This would not be true considering [[Mr. Burns]] is also left-handed.
**However, Homer could have meant that Flanders is the richest in terms of friends and happiness.
***Or he may have forgotten Mr. Burns was left-handed.
*During Marge and Homer's argument at the beginning, when Homer says that Ned Flanders is a jerk, his mouth doesn't match what he's saying.
*When Barney is drinking beer at Moe's Tavern, his chest is, for one frame, the same color as his shirt.
*When Mr. Burns is notified about the Leftorium, the can and can opener have disappeared from Smither's hands.
*When Homer discovers that the Leftorium is going out of business, there is a sign that says "Coming Soon: Gum for Less". Later on, though, Ned says the new store is becoming "Libertarian Party Headquarters".
*When Rod and Todd Flanders are roasting marshmallows in the car, Todd's marshmallow was the only one above the lighter, even though both of them have turned black.
*At the beginning, when there is a overhead shot of the Simpsons' lawn, the broken lawn mower has disappeared.
*At the end, you can briefly see Dr. Marvin Monroe. The cigar he is holding instantly changes from white to brown.
*When Homer buys Ned's living room for $75, Bart is wearing a pink "Ned loves Maude" T-shirt but by the end of the scene where Bart says "Hands off my china hutch", his shirt is the standard orange shirt.
*When the family is having dinner, the glasses on the table keep disappearing/reappearing between shots.
*When Homer goes to the barbecue, he grabs a plate of burgers. There isn't a burger at the top of the pile. However, when Flanders talks to him there is a burger on the top.
*When Mr. Burns brings the pile of tin openers to the cash register, Dr. Monroe's beard is brown.
*In the scene where Bart is lying on Ned's sofa in the Simpsons' backyard, he is wearing a pink T-shirt reading "MAUDE LOVES NED". In the scene following the establishing shot, "NED" reads "NEL".
*Furthermore, after this, Bart's T-shirt changes back to its normal light red.

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List of chalkboard gags

2018-04-16T04:16:01Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 26 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
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{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
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== [[Season 2]] ==
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{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
''(Done as a response to [[A Streetcar Named Marge]], which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

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[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
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List of episodes by production order

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{{Semi}}
This is a list of episodes '''by production order''', along with their broadcast season/episode numbers, and their original broadcast dates. ''[[The Simpsons]]'' is currently in its [[Season 29|twenty-ninth season]] and has broadcasted '''{{Epnumber}}''' episodes to date.

For a list of episodes by date, see ''[[List of episodes]]''.

For a list of rollover episodes, see ''[[Rollover episodes]]''.

For the list of episodes in alphabetical order see [[:Category:Episodes|here]].

== MG - The Simpsons Shorts==
=== Season 1 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Good Night]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|April 19, 1987}}
{{TB|MG01}}
{{TB|1}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Watching Television|May 3, 1987 |MG02 |2}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart Jumps|May 10, 1987 |MG03 |3}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Babysitting Maggie|May 31, 1987 |MG04 |4}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Pacifier|June 21, 1987 |MG05 |5}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Burp Contest|June 28, 1987 |MG06 |6}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Eating Dinner|July 12, 1987 |MG07 |7}}
}}

=== Season 2 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Football]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 18, 1987}}
{{TB|MG08}}
{{TB|8}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Making Faces|September 22, 1987|MG09|9}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |What Maggie's Thinking|October 11, 1987|MG10|10}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Gone Fishin'|January 24, 1988 |MG11|11}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |House of Cards|October 25, 1987|MG12|12}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Space Patrol|November 8, 1987|MG13|13}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Funeral|October 4, 1987 |MG14|14}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart and Homer's Dinner|November 1, 1987|MG15|15}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Perfect Crime|December 13, 1987 |MG16|16}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Scary Stories|December 20, 1987|MG17|17}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Haircut|November 15, 1987|MG18|18}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Grampa & the Kids|January 10, 1988|MG19|19}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|World War III|November 22, 1987|MG20|20}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Skateboarding|February 7, 1988|MG21|21}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Pagans|February 14, 1988|MG22|22}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Closet|February 21, 1988|MG23|23}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Aquarium|February 28, 1988|MG24|24}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Family Portrait|March 6, 1988|MG25|25}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart's Hiccups|March 13, 1988|MG26|26}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Money Jar|March 20, 1988|MG27|27}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Zoo Story|May 8, 1988|MG28|28}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Art Museum|May 1, 1988|MG29|29}}
}}

=== Season 3 ===
{{main|The Simpsons shorts}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Shut Up Simpsons]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 6, 1988}}
{{TB|MG30}}
{{TB|30}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Shoplifting|February 26, 1989 |MG31|31}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Home Hypnotism|February 19, 1989 |MG32|32}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Punching Bag|November 27, 1988|MG33|33}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the Hero|January 29, 1989|MG34|34}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Shell Game|November 13, 1988|MG35|35}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Echo Canyon|March 12, 1989|MG36|36}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Scary Movie|February 12, 1989 |MG37|37}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Bart Simpson Show|November 20, 1988 |MG38|38}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|The Krusty the Clown Show|January 15, 1989|MG39|39}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Simpson Christmas|December 18, 1988|MG40|40}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Little Fantasy|February 5, 1989|MG41|41}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)|April 30, 1989|MG42|42}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion)|May 7, 1989|MG43|43}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bathtime|March 19, 1989|MG44|44}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart's Nightmare|March 26, 1989|MG45|45}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart of the Jungle|April 16, 1989|MG46|46}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Family Therapy|April 23, 1989|MG47|47}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|TV Simpsons|May 14, 1989|MG48|48}}
}}

== 7G - Season 1 ==
{{main|Season 1}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Some Enchanted Evening]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|7G01}}
{{TB|1}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the Genius|January 14, 1990 |7G02|2}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Homer's Odyssey|January 21, 1990 |7G03|3}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |There's No Disgrace Like Home|January 28, 1990 |7G04|4}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart the General|February 4, 1990 |7G05|5}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Moaning Lisa|February 11, 1990 |7G06|6}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Telltale Head|February 25, 1990 |7G07|7}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire|December 17, 1989|7G08|8}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Call of the Simpsons|February 18, 1990 |7G09|9}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Homer's Night Out|March 25, 1990 |7G10|10}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Life on the Fast Lane|March 18, 1990 |7G11|11}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Krusty Gets Busted|April 29, 1990 |7G12 |12}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Crepes of Wrath|April 15, 1990 |7G13 |13}}
}}

== 7F - Season 2 ==
{{main|Season 2}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 1, 1990}}
{{TB|7F01}}
{{TB|14}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Simpson and Delilah|October 18, 1990 |7F02 |15}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart Gets an "F"| October 11, 1990|7F03|16}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Treehouse of Horror|October 25, 1990 |7F04|17}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Dancin' Homer|November 8, 1990 |7F05 |18}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart the Daredevil|December 6, 1990 |7F06 |19}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart vs. Thanksgiving|November 22, 1990 |7F07 |20}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Dead Putting Society|November 15, 1990 |7F08 |21}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Itchy & Scratchy & Marge|December 20, 1990 |7F09 |22}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart Gets Hit by a Car|January 10, 1991 |7F10 |23}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish|January 24, 1991 |7F11 |24}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |The Way We Was|January 31, 1991 |7F12 |25}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|February 7, 1991 |7F13 |26}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Bart's Dog Gets an "F"|March 7, 1991 |7F14 |27}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Principal Charming|February 14, 1991 |7F15 |28}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|February 21, 1991 |7F16 |29}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Old Money|March 28, 1991 |7F17 |30}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Brush with Greatness|April 11, 1991 |7F18 |31}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Lisa's Substitute|April 25, 1991 |7F19 |32}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |The War of the Simpsons|May 2, 1991 |7F20 |33}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Three Men and a Comic Book|May 9, 1991 |7F21 |34}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Blood Feud|July 11, 1991 |7F22 |35}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |When Flanders Failed|October 3, 1991 |7F23|36}}
{{eptable |#D0ECF2 |Stark Raving Dad|September 19, 1991 |7F24 |37}}
}}

== 8F - Season 3 ==
{{main|Season 3}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|8F01}}
{{TB|38}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Treehouse of Horror II|October 31, 1991 |8F02 |39}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart the Murderer|October 10, 1991 |8F03 |40}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer Defined|October 17, 1991 |8F04 |41}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Like Father, Like Clown|October 24, 1991 |8F05 |42}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Lisa's Pony|November 7, 1991 |8F06 |43}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Saturdays of Thunder|November 14, 1991 |8F07 |44}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Flaming Moe's|November 21, 1991 |8F08 |45}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk|December 5, 1991 |8F09 |46}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |I Married Marge|December 26, 1991 |8F10 |47}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Radio Bart|January 9, 1992 |8F11 |48}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Lisa the Greek|January 23, 1992 |8F12 |49}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer at the Bat|February 20, 1992 |8F13 |50}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Homer Alone|February 6, 1992 |8F14 |51}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Separate Vocations|February 27, 1992 |8F15 |52}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart the Lover|February 13, 1992 |8F16 |53}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Dog of Death|March 12, 1992 |8F17 |54}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |A Streetcar Named Marge|October 1, 1992 |8F18 |55}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Colonel Homer|March 26, 1992 |8F19 |56}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Black Widower|April 9, 1992 |8F20 |57}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |The Otto Show|April 23, 1992 |8F21 |58}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Bart's Friend Falls in Love|May 7, 1992 |8F22 |59}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9 |Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?|August 27, 1992 |8F23 |60}}
{{eptable |#CDA1C9|Kamp Krusty|September 24, 1992 |8F24 |61}}
}}

== 9F - Season 4 ==
{{main|Season 4}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer the Heretic|October 8, 1992 |9F01 |62}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Lisa the Beauty Queen|October 15, 1992 |9F02 |63}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|November 3, 1992 |9F03 |64}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Treehouse of Horror III|October 29, 1992 |9F04 |65}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge Gets a Job|November 5, 1992 |9F05 |66}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |New Kid on the Block|November 12, 1992 |9F06 |67}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Mr. Plow|November 19, 1992 |9F07 |68}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Lisa's First Word|December 3, 1992 |9F08 |69}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer's Triple Bypass|December 17, 1992 |9F09 |70}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge vs. the Monorail|January 14, 1993 |9F10 |71}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Selma's Choice|January 21, 1993 |9F11 |72}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Brother from the Same Planet|February 4, 1993 |9F12 |73}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |I Love Lisa|February 11, 1993 |9F13 |74}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Duffless|February 18, 1993 |9F14 |75}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Last Exit to Springfield|March 11, 1993 |9F15 |76}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |The Front|April 15, 1993 |9F16 |77}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show|April 1, 1993 |9F17 |78}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Whacking Day|April 29, 1993 |9F18 |79}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Krusty Gets Kancelled|May 13, 1993 |9F19 |80}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Marge in Chains|May 6, 1993 |9F20 |81}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Homer's Barbershop Quartet|September 30, 1993 |9F21 |82}}
{{eptable |#007CBA |Cape Feare|October 7, 1993 |9F22 |83}}
}}

== 1F - Season 5 ==
{{main|Season 5}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Rosebud]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993 }}
{{TB|1F01}}
{{TB|84}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer Goes to College|October 14, 1993 |1F02 |85}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Marge on the Lam|November 4, 1993 |1F03 |86}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Treehouse of Horror IV|October 28, 1993 |1F04 |87}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart's Inner Child|November 11, 1993 |1F05 |88}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood|November 18, 1993 |1F06 |89}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |The Last Temptation of Homer|December 9, 1993 |1F07 |90}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|December 16, 1993 |1F08 |91}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer the Vigilante|January 6, 1994 |1F09 |92}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer and Apu|February 10, 1994 |1F10 |93}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart Gets Famous|February 3, 1994 |1F11 |94}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy|February 17, 1994 |1F12 |95}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Deep Space Homer|February 24, 1994 |1F13 |96}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Homer Loves Flanders|March 17, 1994 |1F14 |97}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart Gets an Elephant|March 31, 1994 |1F15 |98}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Burns' Heir|April 14, 1994 |1F16 |99}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lisa's Rival|September 11, 1994 |1F17 |100}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|April 28, 1994 |1F18 |101}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |The Boy Who Knew Too Much|May 5, 1994 |1F19 |102}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Secrets of a Successful Marriage|May 19, 1994 |1F20 |103}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Lady Bouvier's Lover|May 12, 1994 |1F21 |104}}
{{eptable |#D2222A |Bart of Darkness|September 4, 1994 |1F22 |105}}
}}

== 2F - Season 6 ==
{{main|Season 6}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|2F01}}
{{TB|106}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Sideshow Bob Roberts|October 9, 1994 |2F02 |107}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Treehouse of Horror V|October 30, 1994 |2F03 |108}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart's Girlfriend|November 6, 1994 |2F04 |109}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lisa on Ice|November 13, 1994 |2F05 |110}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer Badman|November 27, 1994 |2F06 |111}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy|December 4, 1994 |2F07 |112}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Fear of Flying|December 18, 1994 |2F08 |113}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer the Great|January 8, 1995 |2F09 |114}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |And Maggie Makes Three|January 22, 1995 |2F10 |115}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart's Comet|February 5, 1995 |2F11 |116}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homie the Clown|February 12, 1995 |2F12 |117}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Bart vs. Australia|February 19, 1995 |2F13 |118}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Homer vs. Patty and Selma|February 26, 1995 |2F14 |119}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lisa's Wedding|March 19, 1995 |2F15 |120}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)|May 21, 1995 |2F16 |121}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Radioactive Man|September 24, 1995|2F17 |122}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Two Dozen and One Greyhounds|April 9, 1995 |2F18 |123}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |The PTA Disbands|April 16, 1995 |2F19 |124}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)|September 17, 1995|2F20|125}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |The Springfield Connection|May 7, 1995 |2F21 |126}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Lemon of Troy|May 14, 1995 |2F22 |127}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |A Star Is Burns|March 5, 1995 |2F31 |128}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Round Springfield|April 30, 1995 |2F32 |129}}
{{eptable |#7D8182 |Another Simpsons Clip Show|September 25, 1994 |2F33|130}}
}}

== 3F/3G - Season 7 ==
{{main|Season 7}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995 }}
{{TB|3F01 }}
{{TB|131}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart Sells His Soul|October 8, 1995 |3F02 |132}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa the Vegetarian|October 15, 1995 |3F03 |133}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Treehouse of Horror VI|October 29, 1995 |3F04 |134}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|King-Size Homer|November 5, 1995 |3F05 |135}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Mother Simpson|November 19, 1995 |3F06 |136}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Marge Be Not Proud|December 17, 1995 |3F07 |137}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming|November 26, 1995 |3F08 |138}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Two Bad Neighbors|January 14, 1996 |3F09 |139}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Team Homer|January 7, 1996 |3F10 |140}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield|February 4, 1996 |3F11 |141}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart the Fink|February 11, 1996 |3F12 |142}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa the Iconoclast|February 18, 1996 |3F13 |143}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Homer the Smithers|February 25, 1996 |3F14 |144}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|A Fish Called Selma|March 24, 1996 |3F15 |145}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Day the Violence Died|March 17, 1996 |3F16 |146}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Bart on the Road|March 31, 1996 |3F17 |147}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|22 Short Films About Springfield|April 14, 1996 |3F18 |148}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"|April 28, 1996 |3F19 |149}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Much Apu About Nothing|May 5, 1996 |3F20 |150}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Homerpalooza|May 19, 1996 |3F21 |151}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Summer of 4 Ft. 2|May 19, 1996 |3F22 |152}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|You Only Move Twice|November 3, 1996 |3F23|153}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer|January 5, 1997 |3F24|154}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular|December 3, 1995 |3F31 |155}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|The Springfield Files|January 12, 1997|3G01 |156}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Lisa's Sax|October 19, 1997|3G02|157}}
{{eptable|#4E008E|Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious|February 7, 1997|3G03|158}}
{{eptable |#4E008E|Simpson Tide|March 29, 1998|3G04|159}}
}}

== 4F - Season 8 ==
{{main|Season 8}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Lisa's Date with Density]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 1996}}
{{TB|4F01}}
{{TB|160}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Treehouse of Horror VII|October 27, 1996|4F02|161}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Homer They Fall|November 10, 1996|4F03|162}}
{{eptable |#46859c|A Milhouse Divided|December 1, 1996|4F04|163}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Burns, Baby Burns|November 17, 1996|4F05|164}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Bart After Dark|November 24, 1996|4F06|165}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Hurricane Neddy|December 29, 1996|4F07|166}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Twisted World of Marge Simpson|January 19, 1997|4F08|167}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Grade School Confidential|April 6, 1997|4F09|168}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Mountain of Madness|February 2, 1997|4F10|169}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer's Phobia|February 16, 1997|4F11|170}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show|February 9, 1997|4F12|171}}
{{eptable |#46859c|My Sister, My Sitter|March 2, 1997|4F13|172}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Brother from Another Series|February 23, 1997|4F14|173}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment|March 16, 1997|4F15|174}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Canine Mutiny|April 13, 1997|4F16|175}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Old Man and the Lisa|April 20, 1997|4F17|176}}
{{eptable |#46859c|In Marge We Trust|April 27, 1997|4F18|177}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Homer's Enemy|May 4, 1997|4F19|178}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase|May 11, 1997|4F20|179}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Secret War of Lisa Simpson|May 18, 1997|4F21|180}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson|September 21, 1997|4F22|181}}
{{eptable |#46859c|The Principal and the Pauper|September 28, 1997|4F23|182}}
{{eptable |#46859c|Lisa the Simpson|March 8, 1998|4F24|183}}
}}

== 5F - Season 9 ==
{{main|Season 9}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Cartridge Family]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|5F01}}
{{TB|184}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Treehouse of Horror VIII|October 26, 1997|5F02|185}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart Star|November 9, 1997|5F03|186}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons|November 16, 1997|5F04|187}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lisa the Skeptic|November 23, 1997|5F05|188}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Realty Bites|December 7, 1997|5F06|189}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Miracle on Evergreen Terrace|December 21, 1997|5F07|190}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart Carny|January 11, 1998|5F08|191}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Trash of the Titans|April 26, 1998|5F09|192}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Last Temptation of Krust|February 22, 1998|5F10|193}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Das Bus|February 15, 1998|5F11|194}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Dumbbell Indemnity|March 1, 1998|5F12|195}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|This Little Wiggy|March 22, 1998|5F13|196}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Trouble with Trillions|April 5, 1998|5F14|197}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Girly Edition|April 19, 1998|5F15|198}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|King of the Hill|May 3, 1998|5F16|199}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lost Our Lisa|May 10, 1998|5F17|200}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Natural Born Kissers|May 17, 1998|5F18|201}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|When You Dish Upon a Star|November 8, 1998|5F19|202}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Lard of the Dance|August 23, 1998|5F20|203}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace|September 20, 1998|5F21|204}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|Bart the Mother|September 27, 1998|5F22|205}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|The Joy of Sect|February 8, 1998|5F23|206}}
{{eptable |#681e4f|All Singing, All Dancing|January 4, 1998|5F24|207}}
}}

== AABF - Season 10 ==
{{main|Season 10}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|AABF01}}
{{TB|208}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|D'oh-in' in the Wind|November 15, 1998|AABF02|209}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Lisa Gets an "A"|November 22, 1998|AABF03|210}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"|December 6, 1998|AABF04|211}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Mayored to the Mob|December 20, 1998|AABF05|212}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Viva Ned Flanders|January 10, 1999|AABF06|213}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken|January 17, 1999|AABF07|214}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Sunday, Cruddy Sunday|January 31, 1999|AABF08|215}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Homer to the Max|February 7, 1999|AABF09|216}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|I'm with Cupid|February 14, 1999|AABF11|217}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"|February 21, 1999|AABF10|218}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Make Room for Lisa|February 28, 1999|AABF12|219}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Maximum Homerdrive|March 28, 1999|AABF13|220}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Simpsons Bible Stories|April 4, 1999|AABF14|221}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Mom and Pop Art|April 11, 1999|AABF15|222}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|The Old Man and the "C" Student|April 25, 1999|AABF16|223}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Monty Can't Buy Me Love|May 2, 1999|AABF17|224}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|They Saved Lisa's Brain|May 9, 1999|AABF18|225}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)|November 7, 1999|AABF19|226}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo|May 16, 1999|AABF20|227}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?|October 24, 1999|AABF21|228}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Brother's Little Helper|October 3, 1999|AABF22|229}}
{{eptable |#7F305F|Beyond Blunderdome|September 26, 1999|AABF23|230}}
}}

== BABF - Season 11 ==
{{main|Season 11}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|#4B96BD|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|#4B96BD|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|#4B96BD|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Treehouse of Horror X]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|BABF01}}
{{TB|231}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder|November 14, 1999|BABF02|232}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Eight Misbehavin'|November 21, 1999|BABF03|233}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Little Big Mom|January 9, 2000|BABF04|234}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Take My Wife, Sleaze|November 28, 1999|BABF05|235}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Faith Off|January 16, 2000|BABF06|236}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Grift of the Magi|December 19, 1999|BABF07|237}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|The Mansion Family|January 23, 2000|BABF08|238}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Saddlesore Galactica|February 6, 2000|BABF09|239}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Alone Again, Natura-Diddily|February 13, 2000|BABF10|240}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Missionary: Impossible|February 20, 2000|BABF11|241}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Pygmoelian|February 27, 2000|BABF12|242}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Bart to the Future|March 19, 2000|BABF13|243}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Days of Wine and D'oh'ses|April 9, 2000|BABF14|244}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Last Tap Dance in Springfield|May 7, 2000|BABF15|245}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Kill the Alligator and Run|April 30, 2000|BABF16|246}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Insane Clown Poppy|November 12, 2000|BABF17|247}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge|May 14, 2000|BABF18|248}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Behind the Laughter|May 21, 2000|BABF19|249}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|A Tale of Two Springfields|November 5, 2000|BABF20|250}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|Treehouse of Horror XI| November 1, 2000|BABF21|251}}
{{eptable |#4B96BD|HOMR|January 7, 2001|BABF22|252}}
}}

== CABF - Season 12 ==
{{main|Season 12}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|CABF01}}
{{TB|253}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Computer Wore Menace Shoes|December 3, 2000|CABF02|254}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Great Money Caper|December 10, 2000|CABF03|255}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Homer vs. Dignity|November 26, 2000|CABF04|256}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Pokey Mom|January 14, 2001|CABF05|257}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Skinner's Sense of Snow|December 17, 2000|CABF06|258}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Tennis the Menace|February 11, 2001|CABF07|259}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Worst Episode Ever|February 4, 2001|CABF08|260}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Hungry, Hungry Homer|March 4, 2001|CABF09|261}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Day of the Jackanapes|February 18, 2001|CABF10|262}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Bye Bye Nerdie|March 11, 2001|CABF11|263}}
{{eptable |#92102f|New Kids on the Blecch|February 25, 2001|CABF12|264}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Simpson Safari|April 1, 2001|CABF13|265}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Trilogy of Error|April 29, 2001|CABF14|266}}
{{eptable |#92102f|I'm Goin' to Praiseland|May 6, 2001|CABF15|267}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Children of a Lesser Clod|May 13, 2001|CABF16|268}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Simpsons Tall Tales|May 20, 2001|CABF17|269}}
{{eptable |#92102f|A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love|December 2, 2001 |CABF18 |270}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Treehouse of Horror XII|November 6, 2001 |CABF19 |271}}
{{eptable |#92102f|Homer the Moe|November 18, 2001 |CABF20 |272}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Blunder Years|December 9, 2001 |CABF21 |273}}
{{eptable |#92102f|The Parent Rap|November 11, 2001 |CABF22 |274}}
}}

== DABF - Season 13 ==
{{main|Season 13}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Brawl in the Family]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|January 6, 2002}}
{{TB|DABF01}}
{{TB|275}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|She of Little Faith|December 16, 2001 |DABF02 |276}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Sweets and Sour Marge|January 20, 2002 |DABF03 |277}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Half-Decent Proposal|February 10, 2002 |DABF04 |278}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Jaws Wired Shut|January 27, 2002 |DABF05 |279}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Bart Wants What It Wants|February 17, 2002 |DABF06 |280}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Lastest Gun in the West|February 24, 2002 |DABF07 |281}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Tales from the Public Domain|March 17, 2002 |DABF08 |282}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Old Man and the Key|March 10, 2002 |DABF09 |283}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Blame It on Lisa|March 31, 2002 |DABF10 |284}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Weekend at Burnsie's|April 7, 2002 |DABF11 |285}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Gump Roast|April 21, 2002 |DABF12 |286}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|I Am Furious (Yellow)|April 28, 2002 |DABF13 |287}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Sweetest Apu|May 5, 2002 |DABF14 |288}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Little Girl in the Big Ten|May 12, 2002 |DABF15 |289}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|The Frying Game|May 19, 2002 |DABF16 |290}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge|May 22, 2002 |DABF17 |291}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Large Marge|November 24, 2002 |DABF18 |292}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Treehouse of Horror XIII|November 3, 2002 |DABF19 |293}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade|November 17, 2002 |DABF20 |294}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|Helter Shelter|December 1, 2002 |DABF21 |295}}
{{eptable |#9900FF|How I Spent My Strummer Vacation|November 10, 2002 |DABF22 |296}}
}}

== EABF - Season 14 ==
{{main|Season 14}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Great Louse Detective]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002 }}
{{TB|EABF01}}
{{TB|297}}
{{eptable |#000000|Special Edna|January 5, 2003 |EABF02 |298}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Dad Who Knew Too Little|January 12, 2003 |EABF03 |299}}
{{eptable |#000000|Strong Arms of the Ma|February 2, 2003 |EABF04 |300}}
{{eptable |#000000|Barting Over|February 16, 2003 |EABF05 |301}}
{{eptable |#000000|Pray Anything|February 9, 2003 |EABF06 |302}}
{{eptable |#000000|I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can|February 16, 2003 |EABF07 |303}}
{{eptable |#000000|A Star Is Born Again|March 2, 2003 |EABF08 |304}}
{{eptable |#000000|Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington|March 9, 2003 |EABF09 |305}}
{{eptable |#000000|C.E. D'oh|March 16, 2003 |EABF10 |306}}
{{eptable |#000000|'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky|March 30, 2003 |EABF11 |307}}
{{eptable |#000000|Three Gays of the Condo|April 13, 2003 |EABF12 |308}}
{{eptable |#000000|Dude, Where's My Ranch?|April 27, 2003 |EABF13 |309}}
{{eptable |#000000|Old Yeller-Belly|May 4, 2003 |EABF14 |310}}
{{eptable |#000000|Brake My Wife, Please|May 11, 2003 |EABF15 |311}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Bart of War|May 18, 2003 |EABF16 |312}}
{{eptable |#000000|Moe Baby Blues|May 18, 2003 |EABF17 |313}}
{{eptable |#000000|My Mother the Carjacker|November 9, 2003 |EABF18 |314}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Fat and the Furriest|November 30, 2003 |EABF19 |315}}
{{eptable |#000000|The President Wore Pearls|November 16, 2003 |EABF20 |316}}
{{eptable |#000000|Treehouse of Horror XIV|November 2, 2003 |EABF21 |317}}
{{eptable |#000000|The Regina Monologues|November 23, 2003 |EABF22 |318}}
}}

== FABF - Season 15 ==
{{main|Season 15}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Today I Am a Clown]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003 }}
{{TB|FABF01}}
{{TB|319}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |'Tis the Fifteenth Season|December 14, 2003 |FABF02 |320}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays|January 4, 2004 |FABF03 |321}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot|January 11, 2004 |FABF04 |322}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|January 25, 2004 |FABF05 |323}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Margical History Tour|February 8, 2004 |FABF06 |324}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore|February 15, 2004 |FABF07 |325}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|March 14, 2004 |FABF08 |326}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Smart and Smarter|February 22, 2004 |FABF09 |327}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Co-Dependent's Day|March 21, 2004 |FABF10 |328}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wandering Juvie|March 28, 2004 |FABF11 |329}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |My Big Fat Geek Wedding|April 18, 2004 |FABF12 |330}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Way We Weren't|May 9, 2004 |FABF13 |331}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Catch 'Em If You Can|April 25, 2004 |FABF14 |332}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Simple Simpson|May 2, 2004 |FABF15 |333}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Midnight Rx|January 16, 2005 |FABF16 |334}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart-Mangled Banner|May 16, 2004 |FABF17 |335}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Fraudcast News|May 23, 2004 |FABF18 |336}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Sleeping With the Enemy|November 21, 2004 |FABF19 |337}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |All's Fair in Oven War|November 14, 2004 |FABF20 |338}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Fat Man and Little Boy|December 12, 2004 |FABF21 |339}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |She Used to Be My Girl|December 5, 2004 |FABF22 |340}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XV|November 7, 2004|FABF23 |341}}
}}

== GABF - Season 16 ==
{{main|Season 16}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Mommie Beerest]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|GABF01 }}
{{TB|342}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass|February 6, 2005 |GABF02 |343}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Pranksta Rap|February 13, 2005 |GABF03 |344}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |There's Something About Marrying|February 20, 2005 |GABF04 |345}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister|March 6, 2005 |GABF05 |346}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Goo Goo Gai Pan|March 13, 2005 |GABF06 |347}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Mobile Homer|March 20, 2005 |GABF07 |348}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Seven-Beer Snitch|April 3, 2005 |GABF08 |349}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star|May 15, 2005 |GABF09 |350}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Don't Fear the Roofer|May 1, 2005 |GABF10 |351}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Heartbroke Kid|May 1, 2005 |GABF11 |352}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Future-Drama|April 17, 2005 |GABF12 |353}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |A Star Is Torn|May 8, 2005 |GABF13 |354}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Thank God It's Doomsday|May 8, 2005 |GABF14 |355}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Home Away from Homer|May 15, 2005 |GABF15 |356}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Girl Who Slept Too Little|September 18, 2005 |GABF16 |357}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVI|November 6, 2005 |GABF17 |358}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Bonfire of the Manatees|September 11, 2005|GABF18 |359}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Milhouse of Sand and Fog|September 25, 2005 |GABF19 |360}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge's Son Poisoning|November 13, 2005 |GABF20 |361}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |See Homer Run|November 20, 2005 |GABF21 |362}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Last of the Red Hat Mamas|November 27, 2005 |GABF22 |363}}
}}

== HABF - Season 17 ==
{{main|Season 17}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|HABF01 }}
{{TB|364}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Italian Bob|December 11, 2005 |HABF02 |365}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer's Paternity Coot|January 8, 2006 |HABF03 |366}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |We're on the Road to D'ohwhere|January 29, 2006 |HABF04 |367}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |My Fair Laddy|February 26, 2006 |HABF05 |368}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|March 12, 2006 |HABF06 |369}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart Has Two Mommies|March 19, 2006 |HABF07 |370}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife|March 26, 2006 |HABF08 |371}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Million-Dollar Abie|April 2, 2006 |HABF09 |372}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore|April 9, 2006 |HABF10 |373}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wettest Stories Ever Told|April 23, 2006 |HABF11 |374}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Girls Just Want to Have Sums|April 30, 2006 |HABF12 |375}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Regarding Margie|May 7, 2006 |HABF13 |376}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Monkey Suit|May 14, 2006 |HABF14 |377}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer|September 10, 2006|HABF15 |378}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play|May 21, 2006 |HABF16 |379}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVII|November 5, 2006 |HABF17 |380}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Jazzy and the Pussycats|September 17, 2006 |HABF18 |381}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moe'N'a Lisa|November 19, 2006 |HABF19 |382}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em|September 24, 2006 |HABF20 |383}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)|November 12, 2006 |HABF21 |384}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)|November 26, 2006 |HABF22 |385}}
}}

== JABF - Season 18 ==
{{main|Season 18}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|JABF01}}
{{TB|386}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Haw-Hawed Couple|December 10, 2006 |JABF02 |387}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Wife Aquatic|January 7, 2007 |JABF03 |388}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Little Big Girl|February 11, 2007 |JABF04 |389}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times|January 28, 2007 |JABF05 |390}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homerazzi|March 25, 2007 |JABF06 |391}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Springfield Up|February 18, 2007 |JABF07 |392}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Rome-Old and Juli-Eh|March 11, 2007 |JABF08 |393}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Yokel Chords|March 4, 2007 |JABF09 |394}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Marge Gamer|April 22, 2007 |JABF10 |395}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Boys of Bummer|April 29, 2007 |JABF11 |396}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Stop or My Dog Will Shoot|May 13, 2007 |JABF12 |397}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Crook and Ladder|May 6, 2007 |JABF13 |398}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |24 Minutes|May 20, 2007 |JABF14 |399}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |You Kent Always Say What You Want|May 20, 2007 |JABF15 |400}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XVIII|November 4, 2007 |JABF16 |401}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Husbands and Knives|November 18, 2007 |JABF17 |402}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Homer of Seville|September 30, 2007 |JABF18 |403}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings|October 14, 2007 |JABF19 |404}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs|September 23, 2007 |JABF20 |405}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Midnight Towboy|October 7, 2007 |JABF21 |406}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Little Orphan Millie|November 11, 2007 |JABF22 |407}}
}}

== KABF - Season 19 ==
{{main|Season 19}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Funeral for a Fiend]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|KABF01 }}
{{TB|408}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind|December 16, 2007 |KABF02 |409}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |E Pluribus Wiggum|January 6, 2008 |KABF03 |410}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |That '90s Show|January 27, 2008 |KABF04 |411}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Love, Springfieldian Style|February 17, 2008 |KABF05 |412}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Debarted|March 2, 2008 |KABF06 |413}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Dial "N" for Nerder|March 9, 2008 |KABF07 |414}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Smoke on the Daughter|March 30, 2008 |KABF08 |415}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Papa Don't Leech|April 13, 2008 |KABF09 |416}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Apocalypse Cow|April 27, 2008 |KABF10 |417}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Any Given Sundance|May 4, 2008 |KABF11 |418}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Mona Leaves-a|May 11, 2008 |KABF12 |419}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |All About Lisa|May 18, 2008 |KABF13 |420}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Double, Double, Boy in Trouble|October 19, 2008 |KABF14 |421}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lost Verizon|October 5, 2008 |KABF15 |422}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XIX|November 2, 2008 |KABF16 |423}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes|September 28, 2008 |KABF17 |424}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Dangerous Curves|November 9, 2008 |KABF18 |425}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words|November 16, 2008 |KABF19 |426}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |MyPods and Boomsticks|November 30, 2008 |KABF20 |427}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Burns and the Bees|December 7, 2008 |KABF21 |428}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lisa the Drama Queen|January 25, 2009 |KABF22 |429}}
}}

== LABF - Season 20 ==
{{main|Season 20}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Take My Life, Please]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|LABF01 }}
{{TB|430}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |How the Test Was Won|March 1, 2009 |LABF02 |431}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |No Loan Again, Naturally|March 8, 2009 |LABF03 |432}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Gone Maggie Gone|March 15, 2009 |LABF04 |433}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Wedding for Disaster|March 29, 2009 |LABF05 |434}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe|April 5, 2009 |LABF06 |435}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly|April 19, 2009 |LABF07 |436}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Father Knows Worst|April 26, 2009 |LABF08 |437}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Four Great Women and a Manicure|May 10, 2009 |LABF09 |438}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh|May 3, 2009 |LABF10 |439}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |In the Name of the Grandfather|March 17, 2009 |LABF11 |440}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Coming to Homerica|May 17, 2009 |LABF12 |441}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer the Whopper|September 27, 2009 |LABF13 |442}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XX|October 18, 2009 |LABF14 |443}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Bart Gets a "Z"|October 4, 2009 |LABF15 |444}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Great Wife Hope|October 11, 2009 |LABF16 |445}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Devil Wears Nada|November 15, 2009 |LABF17 |446}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Pranks and Greens|November 22, 2009 |LABF18 |447}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Rednecks and Broomsticks|November 29, 2009 |LABF19 |448}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Once Upon a Time in Springfield|January 10, 2010 |LABF20 |449}}
}}

== MABF - Season 21 ==
{{main|Season 21}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|MABF01}}
{{TB|450}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Thursdays with Abie|January 3, 2010 |MABF02 |451}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Million Dollar Maybe|January 31, 2010 |MABF03 |452}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Postcards from the Wedge|March 14, 2010 |MABF04 |453}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Boy Meets Curl|February 14, 2010 |MABF05 |454}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Color Yellow|February 21, 2010 |MABF06 |455}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Stealing First Base|March 21, 2010 |MABF07 |456}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |American History X-cellent|April 11, 2010 |MABF08 |457}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Chief of Hearts|April 18, 2010 |MABF09 |458}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed|March 28, 2010 |MABF10 |459}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Bob Next Door|May 16, 2010 |MABF11 |460}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |To Surveil with Love|May 2, 2010 |MABF12 |461}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moe Letter Blues|May 9, 2010 |MABF13 |462}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Squirt and the Whale|April 25, 2010 |MABF14 |463}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Judge Me Tender|May 23, 2010 |MABF15 |464}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Treehouse of Horror XXI|November 7, 2010 |MABF16 |465}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Loan-a Lisa|October 3, 2010 |MABF17 |466}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |MoneyBart|October 10, 2010 |MABF18 |467}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Donnie Fatso|December 12, 2010 |MABF19 |468}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life|November 14, 2010 |MABF20 |469}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Elementary School Musical|September 26, 2010|MABF21 |470}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Fight Before Christmas|December 5, 2010 |MABF22 |471}}
}}

== NABF - Season 22 ==
{{main|Season 22}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Fool Monty]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|NABF01}}
{{TB|472}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?|November 28, 2010 |NABF02 |473}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Moms I'd Like to Forget|January 9, 2011 |NABF03 |474}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Flaming Moe|January 16, 2011 |NABF04 |475}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer the Father|January 23, 2011 |NABF05 |476}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Blue and the Gray|February 13, 2011 |NABF06 |477}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Angry Dad: The Movie|February 20, 2011 |NABF07 |478}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Scorpion's Tale|March 6, 2011 |NABF08 |479}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |A Midsummer's Nice Dreams|March 13, 2011 |NABF09 |480}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing|March 27, 2011 |NABF10 |481}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Great Simpsina|April 10, 2011 |NABF11 |482}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Real Housewives of Fat Tony|May 1, 2011 |NABF12 |483}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |Homer Scissorhands|May 8, 2011 |NABF13 |484}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |500 Keys|May 15, 2011 |NABF14 |485}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Ned-liest Catch|May 22, 2011 |NABF15 |486}}
{{eptable |#{{Yellow color}} |The Falcon and the D'ohman|September 25, 2011|NABF16|487}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts|October 2, 2011|NABF17|488}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Holidays of Future Passed|December 11, 2011|NABF18|489}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXII|October 30, 2011|NABF19|490}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Food Wife|November 13, 2011|NABF20|491}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Replaceable You|November 6, 2011|NABF21|492}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Book Job|November 20, 2011|NABF22|493}}
}}

== PABF - Season 23 ==
{{main|Season 23}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|PABF01}}
{{TB|494}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Ten-Per-Cent Solution|December 4, 2011|PABF02|495}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson|January 8, 2012|PABF03|496}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The D'oh-cial Network|January 15, 2012|PABF04|497}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Moe Goes from Rags to Riches|January 29, 2012|PABF05|498}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Daughter Also Rises|February 12, 2012|PABF06|499}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|At Long Last Leave|February 19, 2012|PABF07|500}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|How I Wet Your Mother|March 11, 2012|PABF08|501}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart|March 4, 2012|PABF09|502}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Them, Robot|March 18, 2012|PABF10|503}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Beware My Cheating Bart|April 15, 2012|PABF11|504}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again|April 29, 2012|PABF12|505}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Spy Who Learned Me|May 6, 2012|PABF13|506}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Lisa Goes Gaga|May 20, 2012|PABF14|507}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Ned 'N' Edna's Blend|May 13, 2012|PABF15|508}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Gone Abie Gone|November 11, 2012|PABF16|509}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIII|October 7, 2012|PABF17|510}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Adventures in Baby-Getting|November 4, 2012|PABF18|511}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Penny-Wiseguys|November 18, 2012|PABF19|512}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Day the Earth Stood Cool|December 9, 2012|PABF20|513}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Moonshine River|September 30, 2012|PABF21|514}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Tree Grows in Springfield|November 25, 2012|PABF22|515}}
}}

== RABF - Season 24 ==
{{main|Season 24}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[To Cur, with Love]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|RABF01}}
{{TB|516}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Homer Goes to Prep School|January 6, 2013|RABF02|517}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|A Test Before Trying|January 13, 2013|RABF03|518}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Changing of the Guardian|January 27, 2013|RABF04|519}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Hardly Kirk-ing|February 17, 2013|RABF05|520}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Gorgeous Grampa|March 3, 2013|RABF06|521}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing|February 10, 2013|RABF07|522}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|What Animated Women Want|April 14, 2013|RABF08|523}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Black-Eyed, Please|March 10, 2013|RABF09|524}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Dark Knight Court|March 17, 2013|RABF10|525}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Pulpit Friction|April 28, 2013|RABF11|526}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Fabulous Faker Boy|May 12, 2013|RABF12|527}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Whiskey Business|May 5, 2013|RABF13|528}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Saga of Carl|May 19, 2013|RABF14|529}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|The Man Who Came To Be Dinner|January 4, 2015|RABF15|530}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIV|October 6, 2013|RABF16|531}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Dangers on a Train|May 19, 2013|RABF17|532}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Four Regrettings and a Funeral|November 3, 2013|RABF18|533}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Labor Pains|November 17, 2013|RABF19|534}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Homerland|September 29, 2013|RABF20|535}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|Brick Like Me|May 4, 2014|RABF21|536}}
{{eptable|#BBC9D1|YOLO|November 10, 2013|RABF22|537}}
}}

== SABF - Season 25 ==
{{main|Season 25}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|"'''[[White Christmas Blues]]'''"|align=}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|SABF01}}
{{TB|538}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Kid is All Right|November 24, 2013|SABF02|539}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Married to the Blob|January 12, 2014|SABF03|540}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Yellow Subterfuge|December 8, 2013|SABF04|541}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Steal This Episode|January 5, 2014|SABF05|542}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Specs and the City|January 26, 2014|SABF06|543}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Man Who Grew Too Much|March 9, 2014|SABF07|544}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Diggs|March 9, 2014|SABF08|545}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Winter of His Content|March 16, 2014|SABF09|546}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The War of Art|March 23, 2014|SABF10|547}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee|March 30, 2014|SABF11|548}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Luca$|April 6, 2014|SABF12|549}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Days of Future Future|April 13, 2014|SABF13|550}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |What to Expect When Bart's Expecting|April 27, 2014|SABF14|551}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Pay Pal|May 11, 2014|SABF15|552}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simpsorama|November 9, 2014|SABF16|553}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Wreck of the Relationship|October 5, 2014|SABF17|554}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Yellow Badge of Cowardge|May 18, 2014|SABF18|555}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Super Franchise Me|October 12, 2014|SABF19|556}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Clown in the Dumps|September 28, 2014|SABF20|557}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXV|October 19, 2014|SABF21|558}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Opposites A-Frack|November 2, 2014|SABF22|559}}
}}

== TABF - Season 26 ==
{{main|Season 26}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Blazed and Confused]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|TABF01}}
{{TB|560}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Covercraft|November 23, 2014|TABF02|561}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |I Won't Be Home For Christmas|December 7, 2014|TABF03|562}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Musk Who Fell to Earth|January 25, 2015|TABF04|563}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bart's New Friend|January 11, 2015|TABF05|564}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Walking Big & Tall|February 8, 2015|TABF06|565}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |My Fare Lady|February 15, 2015|TABF07|566}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Princess Guide|March 1, 2015|TABF08|567}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Sky Police|March 8, 2015|TABF09|568}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Waiting for Duffman|March 15, 2015|TABF10|569}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Peeping Mom|April 19, 2015|TABF11|570}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Kids Are All Fight|April 26, 2015|TABF12|571}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Let's Go Fly a Coot|May 3, 2015|TABF13|572}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Every Man's Dream|September 27, 2015|TABF14|573}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Bull-E|May 10, 2015|TABF15|574}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Mathlete's Feat|May 17, 2015|TABF16|575}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |'Cue Detective|October 4, 2015|TABF17|576}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVI|October 25, 2015|TABF18|577}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Puffless|October 11, 2015|TABF19|578}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Lisa with an "S"|November 22, 2015|TABF20|579}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Friend with Benefit|November 8, 2015|TABF21|580}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Halloween of Horror|October 18, 2015|TABF22|581}}
}}

== VABF - Season 27 ==
{{main|Season 27}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Paths of Glory]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|VABF01}}
{{TB|582}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Barthood|December 13, 2015|VABF02|583}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Girl Code|January 3, 2016|VABF03|584}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles|January 10, 2016|VABF04|585}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Much Apu About Something|January 17, 2016|VABF05|586}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Gal of Constant Sorrow|February 21, 2016|VABF06|587}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4|February 14, 2016|VABF07|588}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Lisa the Veterinarian|March 6, 2016|VABF08|589}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Marge-ian Chronicles|March 13, 2016|VABF09|590}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Burns Cage|April 3, 2016|VABF10|591}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |How Lisa Got Her Marge Back|April 10, 2016|VABF11|592}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Fland Canyon|April 24, 2016|VABF12|593}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Simprovised|May 15, 2016|VABF13|594}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |To Courier with Love|May 8, 2016|VABF14|595}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Orange Is the New Yellow|May 22, 2016|VABF15|596}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVII|October 16, 2016|VABF16|597}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Town|October 9, 2016|VABF17|598}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Friends and Family|October 2, 2016|VABF18|599}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Havana Wild Weekend|November 13, 2016|VABF19|600}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus|September 25, 2016|VABF20|601}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Trust But Clarify|October 23, 2016|VABF21|602}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |There Will Be Buds|November 6, 2016|VABF22|603}}
}}

== WABF - Season 28 ==
{{main|Season 28}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{TBT|'''"[[Dad Behavior]]"'''|align=}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|WABF01}}
{{TB|604}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Nightmare After Krustmas|December 11, 2016|WABF02|605}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Last Traction Hero|December 4, 2016|WABF03|606}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Great Phatsby: Part One|January 15, 2017|WABF04|607}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Great Phatsby: Part Two|January 15, 2017|WABF05|608}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Pork and Burns|January 8, 2017|WABF06|609}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Fatzcarraldo|February 12, 2017|WABF07|610}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Cad and the Hat|February 19, 2017|WABF08|611}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Kamp Krustier|March 5, 2017|WABF09|612}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |22 for 30|March 12, 2017|WABF10|613}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |A Father's Watch|March 19, 2017|WABF11|614}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Caper Chase|April 2, 2017|WABF12|615}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Looking for Mr. Goodbart|April 30, 2017|WABF13|616}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Moho House|May 7, 2017|WABF14|617}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Dogtown|May 21, 2017|WABF15|618}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Whistler's Father|October 15, 2017|WABF16|619}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Serfsons|October 1, 2017|WABF17|620}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Treehouse of Horror XXVIII|October 22, 2017|WABF18|621}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Grampy Can Ya Hear Me|November 5, 2017|WABF19|622}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be|November 12, 2017|WABF20|623}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Singin' in the Lane|November 19, 2017|WABF21|624}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1 |Springfield Splendor|October 8, 2017|WABF22|625}}
}}

== XABF - Season 29 ==
{{main|Season 29}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Mr. Lisa's Opus|December 3, 2017|XABF01|626}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Gone Boy|December 10, 2017|XABF02|627}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Haw-Haw Land|January 7, 2018|XABF03|628}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Frink Gets Testy|January 14, 2018|XABF04|629}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Homer Is Where the Art Isn't|March 18, 2018|XABF05|630}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage|March 25, 2018|XABF06|631}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|No Good Read Goes Unpunished|April, 2018|XABF07|632}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Fears of a Clown|April 1, 2018|XABF08|633}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Forgive and Regret|April, 2018|XABF09|634}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|King Leer|April, 2018|XABF10|635}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Lisa Gets the Blues|2018|XABF11|636}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Left Behind|2018|XABF12|637}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Throw Grampa from the Dane|2018|XABF13|638}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Flanders' Ladder|2018|XABF14|639}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Heartbreak Hotel|2018|XABF15|640}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Treehouse of Horror XXIX|October, 2018|XABF16|641}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|My Way or the Highway to Heaven|2018|XABF17|642}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Baby You Can't Drive My Car|2018|XABF18|643}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Bart's Not Dead|2018|XABF19|644}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|From Russia Without Love|2018|XABF20|645}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Werking Mom|2018|XABF21|646}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Krusty the Clown (episode)|2018|XABF22|647|title=Krusty the Clown}}
}}

== YABF - Season 30 ==
{{main|Season 30}}
{{Table|
{{TH|Title|width=70%}}
{{TH|Original airdate|width=20%}}
{{TH|Production code|width=12%}}
{{TH|#}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|Lisa Has a Crush on Homer|2018|YABF01|648}}
{{eptable |#BBC9D1|'Tis the 30th Season|2018|YABF02|649}}
}}

== See also ==
*[[List of episodes|List of episodes by date]]
*[[Rollover episodes|List of rollover episodes]]
*[[:Category:Episodes|List of episodes in alphabetical order]]

{{Simpsons}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Forgive and Regret/References

2018-04-06T05:06:28Z

Whyyoubig:

{{TabR}}

== Cultural references ==
*The episode title is probably a wordplay on the saying "[http://www.dictionary.com/browse/forgive-and-forget forgive and forget]".

== Trivia ==
*When this episode airs, The Simpsons will surpass ''{{W|Gunsmoke}}'' as the longest running scripted American primetime television series (by episode count).

{{Season 29|R}}

[[Category:Cultural references]]
[[Category:Trivia]]

Forgive and Regret/References

2018-04-05T23:01:22Z

Whyyoubig: /* Cultural references */

{{TabR}}
== Cultural references ==
*The episode title is probably a wordplay on the saying "[http://www.dictionary.com/browse/forgive-and-forget forgive and forget]".

== Trivia ==
*When this episode airs, The Simpsons will surpass [[w|Gunsmoke]] as the longest running scripted American primetime television series (by episode count).
{{Season 29|R}}
[[Category:Cultural references]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:46:04Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 4 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
''(Done as a response to [[A Streetcar Named Marge]], which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:44:53Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 4 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
''(Done as a response to [[A Streetcar Named Marge]], which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in the episode]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:38:20Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 4 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
''(Done as a response to [[A Streetcar Named Marge]], which created controversy in New Orleans from a song in the episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:33:37Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 4 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
''(Done as a response to [[A Streetcar Named Marge]], which created controversy in New Orleans}})''
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:15:56Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 20 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:14:08Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 28 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in [[Bart to the Future]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:05:58Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 26 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment
''([[Lisa Simpson]] is writing this on the chalkboard.)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-21T00:03:07Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 25 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-20T23:34:47Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 5 */

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

[[Category:Opening sequence gags| ]]
[[Category:Lists|Chalkboard gags]]
[[sv:Lista över svarta tavlan-skämt]]

List of chalkboard gags

2018-03-20T23:32:11Z

Whyyoubig: /* Season 5 */Added a detail

The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun''' It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}}
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:''' I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
(This was the 100th episode aired.)}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard119.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year ''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]] ''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address ''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:''' I will not deface(In a kind of Egyptian Language) }}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TRs|December 19, 1999|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:''' I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard250.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard251.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard252.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard253.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard254.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard256.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard256 1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard257.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard258.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard259.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard260.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard261.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard262.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard263.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard264.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard265.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard266.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard267.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard268.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a Bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard371-live.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:''' I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:''' I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:''' A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|200px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval. ''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared '''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls (in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TBT|481}}
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:''' It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:''' Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=300px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=200px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=200px}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}
{{TRs||3}}
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:''' Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:''' I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|March 4, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|March 11, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|March 18, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TBT|504}}
{{TB|April 15, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours '''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TB|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|April 29, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|May 6, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|May 13, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'N' Edna's Blend]]"}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|May 20, 2012}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|September 30, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|October 7, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|October 21, 2012/ November 4, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|November 11, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|November 18, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|November 25, 2012}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|December 9, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|December 16, 2012}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|January 6, [[2013]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|January 13, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|January 27, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|February 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|February 17, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|March 3, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|March 10, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|March 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|April 14, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|April 28, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|May 5, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|May 12, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]] [[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart(then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|May 19, 2013}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|September 29, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland Blackboard Gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|October 6, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|November 3, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K.}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TRs|November 10, 2013|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|November 17, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|November 24, 2013}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid is All Right]]"}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|December 8, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|December 15, 2013}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|January 5, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TRs|January 12, [[2014]]|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Judas Priest is not "Death Meal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|January 26, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|March 9, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|March 16, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's."}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|March 23, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|March 30, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|April 6, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|April 13, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TBT|549}}
{{TB|April 27, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TB|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|May 4, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|May 11, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|May 18, [[2014]]}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|'''No gag'''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|October 5, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|October 12, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|October 19, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|November 2, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|November 9, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|November 16, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|November 23, 2014}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|December 7, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home For Christmas]]"}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|January 4, [[2015]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|January 11, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|January 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|February 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|February 15, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|March 1, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|March 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|March 15, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|April 19, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|April 26, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|May 3, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|May 10, 2015}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TBT|574}}
{{TB|May 17, 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
{{TB|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|September 27, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|October 4, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|October 11, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|October 18, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|October 25, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|November 8, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|November 22, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|December 6, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|December 13, 2015}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|January 3, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|January 10, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB| January 17, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|February 14, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|February 21, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|March 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|March 13, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|April 3, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If Villanova doesn't win we lose everything }}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|April 10, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:''' Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|April 24, 2016}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon }}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|May 8, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift }}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|May 15, 2016}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|''no gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|May 22, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|September 25, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|October 2, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|October 9, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|October 16, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|October 23, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust But Clarify]]"}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|November 6, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|November 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|November 20, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|December 4, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|December 11, 2016}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|January 8, [[2017]]}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TBT|608 609}}
{{TB|January 15, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|February 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|February 19, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|March 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|March 12, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TRs|March 19, 2017|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):''' Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):''' I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|April 2, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TBT|616}}
{{TB|April 30, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):''' I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|May 7, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|May 21, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT_-_chalkboard_gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{THT|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|October 1, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|October 8, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|October 15, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|October 22, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|November 5, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|November 12, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|November 19, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|December 3, 2017}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|December 10, 2017}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|January 7, 2018}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes''' I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

== Books==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB| }}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside Mud is not one of the four food groups I will not eat things for money Funny noises are not funny I will not sell school property I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

==Adverts==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

==Calendar==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== EA Gamescom Press Conference 2012 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not under-provision servers.}}
{{TB|Written in Comic Sans.}}
}}

=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

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