https://simpsonswiki.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=RobertSaundersWikisimpsons - User contributions [en]2026-11-06T06:25:59ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.43.11https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_chalkboard_gags&diff=477432List of chalkboard gags2012-10-01T00:11:35Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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<div>The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.<br />
<br />
== [[Season 1]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, [[1989]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|2}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1990]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E02.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|4}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E04.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|5}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|6}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|7}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|9}}<br />
{{TB|March 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|10}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|11}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|12}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E12.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|13}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E13.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 2]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TRsT|14|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 11, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F03.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}<br />
{{TBT|15}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|16}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|17|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 1, 1990|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}<br />
{{TBT|18}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|19}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|20}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|21}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|22}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1990}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|23}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1991]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|24}}<br />
{{TB|January 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|25}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|26}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|27}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|28}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|29}}<br />
{{TB|March 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|30}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|31}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|32}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|33}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|34}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|35}}<br />
{{TB|July 11, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 3]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|36}}<br />
{{TB|September 19, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|37}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|38}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|39|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 10, 1991|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}<br />
{{TBT|40}}<br />
{{TB|October 17, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|41}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|42}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|43}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|44}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|45}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|46}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|47}}<br />
{{TB|December 26, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|48}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[1992]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|49}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|50}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spank others}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|51}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|52}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|53|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 27, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}<br />
{{TBT|54}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|55}}<br />
{{TB|March 26, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|56}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|57}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|58}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|59}}<br />
{{TB|August 27, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 4]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|60}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|61}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|62}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|63}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}<br />
{{TB|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]}}<br />
{{TBT|64}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|65|2}}<br />
{{TRs|November 3, 1992|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} <br />
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}<br />
{{TBT|66}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|67}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|68}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|69}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|70}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|71}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, [[1993]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|72}}<br />
{{TB|January 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|73}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}<br />
{{TB|2[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|74}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|76}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|77}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|78}}<br />
{{TB|April 15, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|79}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|80}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|81}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 5]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|82}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|83}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|84}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|85}}<br />
{{TB|October 21, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|86}}<br />
{{TB|October 28, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|87}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|88}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|89}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|90}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|91}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}<br />
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|92}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[1994]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|93}}<br />
{{TB|February 3, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|94}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|95}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|96}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|97}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|98}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|99}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|100}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|101}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|102}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|103}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 6]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|104}}<br />
{{TB|September 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|105}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|106}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|107}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|108}}<br />
{{TB|October 9, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|109}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|110}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|111}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|112}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|113}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|114}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 1994}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|115}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[1995]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|116}}<br />
{{TB|January 22, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|117}}<br />
{{TB|February 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|118}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|119}}<br />
{{TB|February 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|120}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|121}}<br />
{{TB|March 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|122}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|123}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Gag6x20.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|124}}<br />
{{TB|April 16, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|125}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|126}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|127}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|128}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 7]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|129}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|130}}<br />
{{TB|September 24, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Bewitched}}" does not promote Satanism}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|131}}<br />
{{TB|October 1, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|132}}<br />
{{TB|October 8, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|133}}<br />
{{TB|October 15, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|134}}<br />
{{TB|October 29, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|135}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|136}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|137}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|138}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|139}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 1995}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|140}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[1996]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|141}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|142}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|143}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|144}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|145}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|146}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|147}}<br />
{{TB|March 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|148}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|149}}<br />
{{TB|April 14, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|150}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|151}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|152}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|153}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 8]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|154}}<br />
{{TB|October 27, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|155}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|156}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|157}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|158}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|159}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|160|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 15, 1996|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}<br />
{{TBT|161}}<br />
{{TB|December 29, 1996}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|162}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[1997]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|163}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|164}}<br />
{{TB|January 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|165}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|166}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|167}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|168}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|169}}<br />
{{TB|February 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|170}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|171}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|172}}<br />
{{TB|April 6, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|173}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|174}}<br />
{{TB|April 20, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|175}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|176}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|177}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|178}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 9]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|179}}<br />
{{TB|September 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|180}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|181}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I no longer want my {{W|MTV}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|182}}<br />
{{TB|October 26, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|183}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{W|Richard Gere}} story}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|184}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|185}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|186}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|187}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|188}}<br />
{{TB|December 21, 1997}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|189}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[1998]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|190}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|191}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|192}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|193}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|194}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|195}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|196}}<br />
{{TB|March 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I was told not to do this}}<br />
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|197}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|198}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Trouble With Trillions]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|199}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|200}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|201}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|202}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the new {{W|Dalai Lama}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|203}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 10]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|204}}<br />
{{TB|August 23, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|205}}<br />
{{TB|September 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|206}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|207}}<br />
{{TB|October 25, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|208}}<br />
{{TB|November 8, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[When You Dish upon a Star]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|209}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}<br />
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|210}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|211}}<br />
{{TB|December 6, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|212}}<br />
{{TB|December 20, 1998}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|213}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, [[1999]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My mom is not dating {{W|Jerry Seinfeld}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|214}}<br />
{{TB|January 17, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|215}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|216}}<br />
{{TB|February 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|217}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|218}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|219}}<br />
{{TB|February 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|220}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|221|2}}<br />
{{TRs|April 4, 1999|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface}}<br />
{{TBT|222}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|223}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|224}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|225}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}<br />
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|226}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 11]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|227}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional" }}<br />
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|228}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|229}}<br />
{{TB|October 24, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|230}}<br />
{{TB|October 31, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|231}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|232}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|233}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}<br />
{{TBT|234}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|235}}<br />
{{TB||December 19, 1999}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|236}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2000]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|237}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|238}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|239}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|240}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|241}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|242}}<br />
{{TB|February 27, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|243}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|244}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|245}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|246}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|247}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}<br />
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|248}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 12]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|249}}<br />
{{TB|November 1, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|250}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|251}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|252}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|253}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|254}}<br />
{{TB|December 3, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|255}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2000}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|256|2}}<br />
{{TRs|December 17, 2000|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}<br />
{{TBT|257}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2001]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}<br />
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|258}}<br />
{{TB|January 14, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|259}}<br />
{{TB|February 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|260}}<br />
{{TB|February 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|261}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|262}}<br />
{{TB|February 25, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}<br />
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|263}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|264}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not scare the {{W|Dick Cheney|vice president}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|265}}<br />
{{TB|April 1, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|266}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|267}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|268}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|269}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 13]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|270}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|271}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|272}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|273}}<br />
{{TB|December 2, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|274}}<br />
{{TB|December 9, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|275}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2001}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|276}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2002]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|277}}<br />
{{TB|January 20, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|278}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|279}}<br />
{{TB|February 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|280}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|281}}<br />
{{TB|February 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|282}}<br />
{{TB|March 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|283}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|284}}<br />
{{TB|March 31, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|285}}<br />
{{TB|April 7, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|286}}<br />
{{TB|April 21, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|287}}<br />
{{TB|April 28, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|288}}<br />
{{TB|May 5, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|289}}<br />
{{TB|May 12, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|290}}<br />
{{TB|May 19, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|291}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 14]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|292}}<br />
{{TB|November 3, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|293}}<br />
{{TB|November 10, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|294}}<br />
{{TB|November 17, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|295}}<br />
{{TB|November 24, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|296}}<br />
{{TB|December 1, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|297}}<br />
{{TB|December 15, 2002}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|298}}<br />
{{TB|January 5, [[2003]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|299}}<br />
{{TB|January 12, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|300}}<br />
{{TB|February 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|301}}<br />
{{TB|February 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|302}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|303}}<br />
{{TB|February 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|304}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born-Again]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|305}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|306}}<br />
{{TB|March 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|307}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|308}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|309}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|310}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|311}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|312}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|313}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 15]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|314}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|315}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|316}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|317}}<br />
{{TB|November 23, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|318}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|319}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|320}}<br />
{{TB|December 14, 2003}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|321}}<br />
{{TB|January 4, [[2004]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|322}}<br />
{{TB|January 11, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|323}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|324}}<br />
{{TB|February 8, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|325}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|326}}<br />
{{TB|February 22, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|327}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|328}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|329}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|330}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|331}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|332}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|333}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|334}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|335}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 16]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|336}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|337}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|338}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|339}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}<br />
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|340}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2004}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|341}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, [[2005]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|342}}<br />
{{TB|January 30, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|343}}<br />
{{TB|February 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|344}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|345}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|346}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}<br />
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|347}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|348}}<br />
{{TB|March 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|349}}<br />
{{TB|April 3, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|350}}<br />
{{TB|April 17, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|351}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|352}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|353}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|354}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|355}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A booger is not a bookmark}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|356}}<br />
{{TB|May 15, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 17]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|357}}<br />
{{TB|September 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|358}}<br />
{{TB|September 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|359}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|360}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|361}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|362}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|363}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|364}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|365}}<br />
{{TB|December 18, 2005}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|366}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2006]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not smarter than the {{W|George W. Bush|President}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|367}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}<br />
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|368}}<br />
{{TB|February 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|369}}<br />
{{TB|March 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|370}}<br />
{{TB|March 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|371|2}}<br />
{{TRs|March 26, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}<br />
{{TBT|372}}<br />
{{TB|April 2, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|373}}<br />
{{TB|April 9, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|374}}<br />
{{TB|April 23, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|375}}<br />
{{TB|April 30, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|376}}<br />
{{TB|May 7, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|377}}<br />
{{TB|May 14, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|378}}<br />
{{TB|May 21, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 18]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|379}}<br />
{{TB|September 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|380}}<br />
{{TB|September 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|381|2}}<br />
{{TRs|September 24, 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}<br />
{{TBT|382}}<br />
{{TB|November 5, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|383}}<br />
{{TB|November 12, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|384}}<br />
{{TB|November 19, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|385}}<br />
{{TB|November 26, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|386}}<br />
{{TB|December 10, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|387}}<br />
{{TB|December 17, 2006}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|388}}<br />
{{TB|January 7, [[2007]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|389}}<br />
{{TB|January 28, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|390|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 11, 2007|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}<br />
{{TBT|391}}<br />
{{TB|February 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|392}}<br />
{{TB|March 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|393}}<br />
{{TB|March 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|394}}<br />
{{TB|March 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|395}}<br />
{{TB|April 22, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|396}}<br />
{{TB|April 29, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|397}}<br />
{{TB|May 6, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|398}}<br />
{{TB|May 13, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|399}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|400}}<br />
{{TB|May 20, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 19]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|401}}<br />
{{TB|September 23, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|402}}<br />
{{TB|September 30, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|403}}<br />
{{TB|October 7, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|404}}<br />
{{TB|October 14, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}<br />
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|405}}<br />
{{TB|November 4, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|406}}<br />
{{TB|November 11, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|407}}<br />
{{TB|November 18, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|408}}<br />
{{TB|November 25, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|409}}<br />
{{TB|December 16, 2007}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|410}}<br />
{{TB|January 6, [[2008]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}<br />
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|411}}<br />
{{TB|January 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|412}}<br />
{{TB|February 17, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|413}}<br />
{{TB|March 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|414}}<br />
{{TB|March 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|415}}<br />
{{TB|March 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|416}}<br />
{{TB|April 13, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|417}}<br />
{{TB|April 27, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A persons a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|418}}<br />
{{TB|May 4, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|419}}<br />
{{TB|May 11, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>(In medieval writing style)}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|420}}<br />
{{TB|May 18, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 20]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|421}}<br />
{{TB|September 28, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|422}}<br />
{{TB|October 5, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|423}}<br />
{{TB|October 19, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|424}}<br />
{{TB|November 2, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|425}}<br />
{{TB|November 9, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|426}}<br />
{{TB|November 16, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|427}}<br />
{{TB|November 30, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|428}}<br />
{{TB|December 7, 2008}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|429}}<br />
{{TB|January 25, [[2009]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|430}}<br />
{{TB|February 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|431}}<br />
{{TB|March 1, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|432}}<br />
{{TB|March 8, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}<br />
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|433}}<br />
{{TB|March 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|434}}<br />
{{TB|March 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|435}}<br />
{{TB|March 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|436}}<br />
{{TB|April 5, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|437}}<br />
{{TB|April 19, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|438}}<br />
{{TB|April 26, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|439}}<br />
{{TB|May 3, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|440}}<br />
{{TB|May 10, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|441}}<br />
{{TB|May 17, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==[[Season 21]]==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|442}}<br />
{{TB|September 27, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|443}}<br />
{{TB|October 4, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|444}}<br />
{{TB|October 11, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|445}}<br />
{{TB|October 18, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|446}}<br />
{{TB|November 15, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|447}}<br />
{{TB|November 22, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|448}}<br />
{{TB|November 29, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|449}}<br />
{{TB|December 13, 2009}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|450}}<br />
{{TB|January 3, [[2010]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|451}}<br />
{{TB|January 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|452}}<br />
{{TB|January 31, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|453}}<br />
{{TB|February 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|454}}<br />
{{TB|February 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|455}}<br />
{{TB|March 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|456}}<br />
{{TB|March 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|457}}<br />
{{TB|March 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|458}}<br />
{{TB|April 11, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}<br />
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|459}}<br />
{{TB|April 18, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|460}}<br />
{{TB|April 25, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|461}}<br />
{{TB|May 2, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag}}<br />
{{TB|"[[To Surveil With Love]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|462}}<br />
{{TB|May 9, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|463}}<br />
{{TB|May 16, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|464}}<br />
{{TB|May 23, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|End of ''{{W|Lost (TV series)|Lost}}'': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== [[Season 22]] ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|465}}<br />
{{TB|September 26, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|466}}<br />
{{TB|October 3, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|467}}<br />
{{TB|October 10, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not write on the walls<br>''(this is also written over the walls)''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[MoneyBART]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|468}}<br />
{{TB|November 7, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|469}}<br />
{{TB|November 14, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|470}}<br />
{{TB|November 21, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|471}}<br />
{{TB|November 28, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|472}}<br />
{{TB|December 5, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|473}}<br />
{{TB|December 12, 2010}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|474}}<br />
{{TB|January 9, [[2011]]}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|475}}<br />
{{TB|January 16, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|476}}<br />
{{TB|January 23, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|Prince (musician)|Prince}} is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|477}}<br />
{{TB|February 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|478}}<br />
{{TB|February 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|479}}<br />
{{TB|March 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|480}}<br />
{{TB|March 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}<br />
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|481}}<br />
{{TB|March 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|482}}<br />
{{TB|April 10, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|483}}<br />
{{TB|May 1, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|484}}<br />
{{TB|May 8, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|485|2}}<br />
{{TRs|May 15, 2011|2}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}<br />
{{TBT|486}}<br />
{{TB|May 22, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Season 23 ==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Episode Name|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|487}}<br />
{{TB|September 25, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|488}}<br />
{{TB|October 2, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|489}}<br />
{{TB|October 30, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|}}<br />
{{TB|''no gag''}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|490}}<br />
{{TB|November 6, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|491}}<br />
{{TB|November 13, 2011}}<br />
{{TRs||3}}<br />
{{TRs|''no gag''|3}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|492}}<br />
{{TB|November 20, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|493}}<br />
{{TB|November 27, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|494}}<br />
{{TB|December 4, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|495}}<br />
{{TB|December 11, 2011}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|496}}<br />
{{TB|January 8, [[2012]]}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|{{W|The Adventures of Tintin (film)|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|497}}<br />
{{TB|January 15, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|498}}<br />
{{TB|January 29, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}<br />
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}<br />
{{TBT|499}}<br />
{{TB|February 12, 2012}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}<br />
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}<br />
{{TRsT|500|2}}<br />
{{TRs|February 19, 2012|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}<br />
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Comics ==<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|1}}<br />
{{TB|November 1993}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Amazing Colossal Homer Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|3}}<br />
{{TB|March 1994}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}<br />
{{TBT|75}}<br />
{{TB|October 2002}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}<br />
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}<br />
{{TRsT|123|2}}<br />
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}<br />
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing For Vengeance]]''|2}}<br />
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== ''[[Simpsons Illustrated]]'' ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|8}}<br />
{{TB|Winter 1992}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Return to Slander]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Books==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}<br />
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}<br />
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}<br />
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ]]''}}<br />
}}<br />
== Products==<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{TH|#|width=20px}}<br />
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}<br />
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}<br />
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}<br />
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}<br />
{{TBT|}}<br />
{{TB| }}<br />
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}<br />
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== [Season 24] ==<br />
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|name = Maggie's Party<br />
|image = Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.png<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]] Ice-Cream Nuggets<br />
|production code = MC16<br />
|catphrase = Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.<br />
|airdate = Before May 1994<br />
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"'''Maggie's Party'''" is one of two commercials for [[Butterfinger]] Ice-Cream Nuggets; the other is "[[I'll Be Your Best Friend]]". It has not yet been (as of ''[[The Complete Fourteenth Season]]'' boxset) released on a DVD boxset.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
It is Maggie's birthday party, but when [[Homer]] gets the tub of Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets out of the freezer, he finds out that [[Bart]] has eaten all of them.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ooh, I think you kids would like some of these new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.<br />
:'''Bart:''' They sure would have.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Would have -- ? D'oh!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity crunchity outside, creamy ice cream inside.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below<br />
:''the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The screen fades out.]''<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://snpp.com/episodes/mini/MC16.html Commercial capsule at The Simpsons Archive]<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Maggie%27s_Party&diff=475704Maggie's Party2012-09-23T16:37:13Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* Transcript */</p>
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"'''Maggie's Party'''" is one of two commercials for [[Butterfinger]] Ice-Cream Nuggets; the other is "[[I'll Be Your Best Friend]]". It has not yet been (as of ''[[The Complete Fourteenth Season]]'' boxset) released on a DVD boxset.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
It is Maggie's birthday party, but when [[Homer]] gets the tub of Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets out of the freezer, he finds out that [[Bart]] has eaten all of them.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ooh, I think you kids would like somebody's new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.<br />
:'''Bart:''' They sure would have.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Would have -- ? D'oh!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity crunchity outside, creamy ice cream inside.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below<br />
:''the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The screen fades out.]''<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*[http://snpp.com/episodes/mini/MC16.html Commercial capsule at The Simpsons Archive]<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Simpsons_Spin-Off_Showcase/Quotes&diff=470628The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase/Quotes2012-09-06T21:33:18Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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:'''[[Troy McClure]]:''' "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix." I'm here at the Museum of TV and Television with a real treat for "Simpsons" fans because tonight we present, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase!"<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' 35 shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. ''(presents a schedule chart that's actually more holes than lineup)'' That's a pretty daunting task -- and the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three "Simpsons" spinoffs, transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations. First up, a gritty crime drama starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum. Keep at least one eye open because his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck. Let's us wish him luck too. Good luck, Wiggum! [salutes]<br />
----<br />
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy.<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls. Two, I suppose.<br />
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' You wear 'em until you learn, son.<br />
----<br />
:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(picks the skull up with a pencil)'' Is that right? Maybe they'll change their minds once I arrest them for throwing skulls all over my floor. ''(puts the skull on his desk, dumps two fistfuls of pencils in the eye sockets, and leans back to admire his decorating skills)''----<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window. What's the word on the streets?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans for 42 years. Although according to an article I read in "Parade" magazine ...<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh-huh.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' ... a criminal by the name of "[[Big Daddy]]" runs this town.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Big Daddy," eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes with Chief Wiggum, P. I. again. Which I sincerely doubt he will.<br />
----<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(shakes the card out of the skull)'' Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy. And this time, it's personal.<br />
----<br />
:'''Announcer:''' "Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return... right now!<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(up the phone)'' Who is this?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, hear? The name's Daddy, Charles Daddy.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy?<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Ah, the boy is fine...so far. I taught him to play the spoons. ''(Ralph blissfully tries to play the spoons with his nose)'' If you ever want to see that boy again, I suggest you leave town today, hear? ''(hangs up)''<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(hangs up)'' Sounds like there was some kind of party going on in the background. Are there any parties today, Skinner?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Eh. Not really a party town. Though if I remember correctly they occasionally a function called Marty's ... something.<br />
----<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, if it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?<br />
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mardi Gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges!<br />
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Chief Wiggum, I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop!<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well golly, I'd love to chat but my son's been kidnapped. You haven't seen him, have you? Caucasian male, between the ages of 6 and 10, thinning hair?<br />
----<br />
:'''Ralph:''' Look, Big Daddy, it's regular daddy.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. ''(fans himself with his hat)'' Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.<br />
----<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Welcome to my maison, Chief. I've been expecting you.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: [draws gun] The arrest of you, by me. Big Daddy: New Orleans is my town. Nobody going to mess with me. I got interests, and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Oh yeah? That makes two of us.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' You know, boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, blah! [throws Ralph at Wiggum and Skinner]<br />
----<br />
:Principal Skinner''' [about Big Daddy]: He's gradually getting away, Chief.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.<br />
:'''Ralph:''' Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Better start eating, kid.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Start eating! [laughs]<br />
:'''Ralph:''' I didn't mean it that way. [laughs]<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' Oh, hi! Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender? Let's hope so, because Moe's leaving to do his own sitcom. But don't panic, he's taking a familiar sidekick with him. And his best friend Homer might just stop by to wish him luck. Let's take a peek!<br />
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go. I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things. [leaves]<br />
:'''[[Moe]]:''' She told me she was washing her hair tonight. [sighs] I'm so desperately lonely.<br />
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' [voice only] Ah, quit your bellyaching, you big loser.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Who, who said that?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' I did! It's me, Abe Simpson.<br />
:'''Moe:''' But you're d-d-d-dead.<br />
:'''Grampa:''' I died, but I've came back as your love-testing machine. I'm the love-matic Grampa.<br />
:'''Moe:''' [screams]<br />
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:'''Grampa:''' Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.<br />
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Dad is that really you?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' Darn tootin' you lousy creep! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table. What kind of a son …<br />
:''(Homer pulls the love tester's plug)''<br />
:'''Homer:''' (leaving) Call me when you get a karaoke machine.<br />
:''(Moe plugs Grampa back in)''<br />
:'''Grampa:''' That's the second time he's pulled the plug on me.<br />
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:'''Moe:''' Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us. ''(sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in)''<br />
:'''Grampa:''' This is not the evening I envisioned.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Oh, jeez, she just got here. Gimme some advice, quick!<br />
:'''Grampa:''' What the...? You know, just be sweet, pour on the honey, you know...<br />
:'''Moe:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, romantic. Ain't sunshine pretty, ain't flowers stupid, I got you. [heads out to meet Betty]<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [sighs] I've suffered so long, why can't I die?<br />
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:'''Moe:''' You know what's great about you, [[Betty]], is you're letting your looks go gracefully. You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and refreshing.<br />
:'''Betty:''' So Moe, tell me a little about yourself.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Myself? Uh, uh, Geez. Um, I gotta go to the can again.<br />
:'''Betty:''' Eh?<br />
:'''Moe:''' I got the runs.<br />
----<br />
:''(Moe sees [[Kearney]] and [[Dolph]] beating up the [[Love Tester]])''<br />
:'''Moe:''' Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!<br />
:'''Kearney:''' It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph run off]<br />
:'''Moe:''' [setting up Grampa, and re-plugging him in] You all right, Grampa?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [dazed] ... oh, Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ...<br />
:'''Moe:''' Will you quit your clowning? I need help, here.<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [still dazed] Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant.<br />
:'''Moe:''' [doubtful] Okay.<br />
----<br />
:''(a few seconds later)''<br />
:'''Moe:''' You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met! [pounds on Grampa]<br />
:'''Betty:''' [walks in] What is going on in here?<br />
:'''Moe:''' Um, uh, oh, oh, I might as well come clean with you. I ain't too good at talking to women and I really wanted to do you, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.<br />
:'''Betty:''' [angry] Why, you conniving, devious, monstrous, despicable, [impressed] sweet little angel!<br />
:'''Moe:''' But, Betty, if you'd just give me a chance ... Whaat?<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr. John Winslow. [John Winslow is about to say something, but McClure gets up and leaves] In our final spinoff tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV!<br />
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!" featuring the Waylon Smithers Dancers... [dancers dance onstage] ... and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players ... [their photo spins onscreen] ... and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word, "cancelled," the Simpsons!<br />
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:"The Simpsons' Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Theme Song<br />
:'''Family:''' ''(singing)'' Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family ... Simpson! Roll Call!<br />
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large! [holds up Maggie, who sucks her pacifier twice]<br />
:'''Bart:''' Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now! Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!<br />
:'''[[Fake Lisa Simpson|"Lisa"]]:''' I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning! Sophomore prom queen five years running! Go-o-o-o, Lisa! [jumps and shakes her pom-poms, like a cheerleader]<br />
:''(The theme song halts when Homer doesn't appear)''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. ''(whistles to call the orchestra's attention)'' Stop the music. ''(they do)'' Where's Dad? ''(the Simpsons begin to look)''<br />
:'''"Lisa":''' Here he is! [points to the orchestra pit, where Homer is curled up]<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'm hiding from the-the-the-the ghost!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Ghost? What ghost?<br />
:'''Homer:''' B-b-before the show you said we were having a special ghost tonight.<br />
:'''Marge:''' I said we were having a special guest tonight, Mr. [[Tim Conway]]!<br />
:'''Homer:''' What's a Tim Conway?<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' ''(walks onstage)'' Oh, about 120 pounds.<br />
:''(The song continues)''<br />
:'''Family:''' ''(singing)'' It's the Simpsons Family Smile Time Variety Hooooour!<br />
----<br />
:''(During the "Beaver Family" skit)''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hey, could you two close the dam door?<br />
:'''Marge:''' Bart!<br />
:'''Bart:''' But that's where we live. A dam.<br />
<br />
----<br />
:'''Marge:''' Christian love?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No. Candy! [climbs on table] Sweet, sweet, candy! [the orchestra strikes up the "I Want Candy" tune]<br />
:[singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' But don't you want to end world famine?<br />
:'''Bart:''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?<br />
:'''"Lisa":''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Well if you won't think of society's ills...<br />
:'''Homer/Bart/"Lisa":''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' At least, think of our dentist bills.<br />
:[Song segues to The Peppermint Twist, where "Lisa", Bart, and Maggie all do the peppermint twist and stand on a giant peppermint :twist.]<br />
:'''"Lisa"/Bart:''' [singing] Got a new dance, and it goes like this. And the name of the dance is "The Peppermint Twist". Yeah!<br />
:[camera cuts to Jasper who is singing the Lollipop song.]<br />
:'''Jasper:''' [singing] Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli, lollipop, lollipop. Oh.<br />
----<br />
:'''Homer/Marge/"Lisa"/Bart:''' [singing] We want candy!<br />
:'''All:''' [singing] We want candy! Candy!<br />
:[They all smile and pant heavily from exaustion except for Maggie who falls down.]<br />
----<br />
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' A poem by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. ''(flower wilts)''<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' ''(in his skunk costume)'' And they thought I stunk.<br />
:''(The Simpsons are in a big bed)''<br />
:'''Marge:''' Well, it's time to say goodnight.<br />
:'''Homer:''' I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon.<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' [pops up from under the covers] I'm still here. Fox wouldn't spring for a decent hotel room.<br />
:'''Marge:''' [laughs] He's just kidding. We'd like to thank Fox and the good people at Budget Lodge. Homer: Well, that's all the time we have. So this is the Simpson family saying, as you walk down that road of life ...<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hitchhike, it's faster.<br />
:'''Everyone but Bart:''' Ba-a-r-rt!<br />
:'''Bart:''' ''(laughs)''<br />
:'''Marge:''' We're like this all the time! [The Simpsons have a pillow fight and Tim Conway sneaks away.]<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all? How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here's what's on tap for season nine. ''(McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog)'' ''(mock-spooky)'' Magic powers! ''(McClure cycles through three pictures of Selma marrying Apu, the Bee Guy, and Itchy)'' Wedding after wedding after wedding. ''(McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself)'' And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?" ''(cut to a shot of the Simpsons)'' So join America's favorite TV family, ''(an alien appears, floating above the family)'' and a tiny green space alien named [[Ozmodiar]] that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world! Right, Ozmodiar?<br />
:'''Ozmodiar:''' Damn straight, Troy my man!<br />
:'''Troy McClure and Ozmodiar:''' Goodnight, America!<br />
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:'''[[Troy McClure]]:''' "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix." I'm here at the Museum of TV and Television with a real treat for "Simpsons" fans because tonight we present, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase!"<br />
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:'''Troy McClure:''' 35 shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. ''(presents a schedule chart that's actually more holes than lineup)'' That's a pretty daunting task -- and the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three "Simpsons" spinoffs, transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations. First up, a gritty crime drama starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum. Keep at least one eye open because his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck. Let's us wish him luck too. Good luck, Wiggum! [salutes]<br />
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy.<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls. Two, I suppose.<br />
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' You wear 'em until you learn, son.<br />
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:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(picks the skull up with a pencil)'' Is that right? Maybe they'll change their minds once I arrest them for throwing skulls all over my floor. ''(puts the skull on his desk, dumps two fistfuls of pencils in the eye sockets, and leans back to admire his decorating skills)''----<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window. What's the word on the streets?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans for 42 years. Although according to an article I read in "Parade" magazine ...<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh-huh.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' ... a criminal by the name of "[[Big Daddy]]" runs this town.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Big Daddy," eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes with Chief Wiggum, P. I. again. Which I sincerely doubt he will.<br />
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:'''Principal Skinner:''' Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(shakes the card out of the skull)'' Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy. And this time, it's personal.<br />
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:'''Announcer:''' "Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return... right now!<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(up the phone)'' Who is this?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, hear? The name's Daddy, Charles Daddy.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy?<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Ah, the boy is fine...so far. I taught him to play the spoons. ''(Ralph blissfully tries to play the spoons with his nose)'' If you ever want to see that boy again, I suggest you leave town today, hear? ''(hangs up)''<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(hangs up)'' Sounds like there was some kind of party going on in the background. Are there any parties today, Skinner?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Eh. Not really a party town. Though if I remember correctly they occasionally a function called Marty's ... something.<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, if it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?<br />
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mardi Gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges!<br />
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Chief Wiggum, I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop!<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well golly, I'd love to chat but my son's been kidnapped. You haven't seen him, have you? Caucasian male, between the ages of 6 and 10, thinning hair?<br />
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:'''Ralph:''' Look, Big Daddy, it's regular daddy.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. ''(fans himself with his hat)'' Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.<br />
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:'''Big Daddy:''' Welcome to my maison, Chief. I've been expecting you.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: [draws gun] The arrest of you, by me. Big Daddy: New Orleans is my town. Nobody going to mess with me. I got interests, and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Oh yeah? That makes two of us.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' You know, boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, blah! [throws Ralph at Wiggum and Skinner]<br />
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:Principal Skinner''' [about Big Daddy]: He's gradually getting away, Chief.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.<br />
:'''Ralph:''' Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Better start eating, kid.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Start eating! [laughs]<br />
:'''Ralph:''' I didn't mean it that way. [laughs]<br />
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:'''Troy McClure:''' Oh, hi! Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender? Let's hope so, because Moe's leaving to do his own sitcom. But don't panic, he's taking a familiar sidekick with him. And his best friend Homer might just stop by to wish him luck. Let's take a peek!<br />
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go. I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things. [leaves]<br />
:'''[[Moe]]:''' She told me she was washing her hair tonight. [sighs] I'm so desperately lonely.<br />
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' [voice only] Ah, quit your bellyaching, you big loser.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Who, who said that?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' I did! It's me, Abe Simpson.<br />
:'''Moe:''' But you're d-d-d-dead.<br />
:'''Grampa:''' I died, but I've came back as your love-testing machine. I'm the love-matic Grampa.<br />
:'''Moe:''' [screams]<br />
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:'''Grampa:''' Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.<br />
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Dad is that really you?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' Darn tootin' you lousy creep! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table. What kind of a son …<br />
:''(Homer pulls the love tester's plug)''<br />
:'''Homer:''' (leaving) Call me when you get a karaoke machine.<br />
:''(Moe plugs Grampa back in)''<br />
:'''Grampa:''' That's the second time he's pulled the plug on me.<br />
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:'''Moe:''' Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us. ''(sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in)''<br />
:'''Grampa:''' This is not the evening I envisioned.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Oh, jeez, she just got here. Gimme some advice, quick!<br />
:'''Grampa:''' What the...? You know, just be sweet, pour on the honey, you know...<br />
:'''Moe:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, romantic. Ain't sunshine pretty, ain't flowers stupid, I got you. [heads out to meet Betty]<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [sighs] I've suffered so long, why can't I die?<br />
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:'''Moe:''' You know what's great about you, [[Betty]], is you're letting your looks go gracefully. You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and refreshing.<br />
:'''Betty:''' So Moe, tell me a little about yourself.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Myself? Uh, uh, Geez. Um, I gotta go to the can again.<br />
:'''Betty:''' Eh?<br />
:'''Moe:''' I got the runs.<br />
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:''(Moe sees [[Kearney]] and [[Dolph]] beating up the [[Love Tester]])''<br />
:'''Moe:''' Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!<br />
:'''Kearney:''' It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph run off]<br />
:'''Moe:''' [setting up Grampa, and re-plugging him in] You all right, Grampa?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [dazed] ... oh, Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ...<br />
:'''Moe:''' Will you quit your clowning? I need help, here.<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [still dazed] Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant.<br />
:'''Moe:''' [doubtful] Okay.<br />
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:''(a few seconds later)''<br />
:'''Moe:''' You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met! [pounds on Grampa]<br />
:'''Betty:''' [walks in] What is going on in here?<br />
:'''Moe:''' Um, uh, oh, oh, I might as well come clean with you. I ain't too good at talking to women and I really wanted to do you, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.<br />
:'''Betty:''' [angry] Why, you conniving, devious, monstrous, despicable, [impressed] sweet little angel!<br />
:'''Moe:''' But, Betty, if you'd just give me a chance ... Whaat?<br />
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:'''Troy McClure:''' Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr. John Winslow. [John Winslow is about to say something, but McClure gets up and leaves] In our final spinoff tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV!<br />
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!" featuring the Waylon Smithers Dancers... [dancers dance onstage] ... and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players ... [their photo spins onscreen] ... and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word, "cancelled," the Simpsons!<br />
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:"The Simpsons' Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Theme Song<br />
:'''Family:''' ''(singing)'' Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family ... Simpson! Roll Call!<br />
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large! [holds up Maggie, who sucks her pacifier twice]<br />
:'''Bart:''' Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now! Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!<br />
:'''[[Fake Lisa Simpson|"Lisa"]]:''' I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning! Sophomore prom queen five years running! Go-o-o-o, Lisa! [jumps and shakes her pom-poms, like a cheerleader]<br />
:''(The theme song halts when Homer doesn't appear)''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. ''(whistles to call the orchestra's attention)'' Stop the music. ''(they do)'' Where's Dad? ''(the Simpsons begin to look)''<br />
:'''"Lisa":''' Here he is! [points to the orchestra pit, where Homer is curled up]<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'm hiding from the-the-the-the ghost!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Ghost? What ghost?<br />
:'''Homer:''' B-b-before the show you said we were having a special ghost tonight.<br />
:'''Marge:''' I said we were having a special guest tonight, Mr. [[Tim Conway]]!<br />
:'''Homer:''' What's a Tim Conway?<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' ''(walks onstage)'' Oh, about 120 pounds.<br />
:''(The song continues)''<br />
:'''Family:''' ''(singing)'' It's the Simpsons Family Smile Time Variety Hooooour!<br />
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:''(During the "Beaver Family" skit)''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hey, could you two close the dam door?<br />
:'''Marge:''' Bart!<br />
:'''Bart:''' But that's where we live. A dam.<br />
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:'''Marge:''' Christian love?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No. Candy! [climbs on table] Sweet, sweet, candy! [the orchestra strikes up the "I Want Candy" tune]<br />
:[singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' But don't you want to end world famine?<br />
:'''Bart:''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?<br />
:'''"Lisa":''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Well if you won't think of society's ills...<br />
:'''Homer/Bart/"Lisa":''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' At least, think of our dentist bills.<br />
:[Song segues to The Peppermint Twist, where "Lisa", Bart, and Maggie all do the peppermint twist and stand on a giant peppermint :twist.]<br />
:'''"Lisa"/Bart:''' [singing] Got a new dance, and it goes like this. And the name of the dance is "The Peppermint Twist". Yeah!<br />
[camera cuts to Jasper who is singing the Lollipop song.]<br />
:'''Jasper:''' [singing] Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli, lollipop, lollipop. Oh.<br />
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:'''Homer/Marge/"Lisa"/Bart:''' [singing] We want candy!<br />
:'''All:''' [singing] We want candy! Candy!<br />
[They all smile and pant heavily from exaustion except for Maggie who falls down.]<br />
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:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' A poem by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. ''(flower wilts)''<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' ''(in his skunk costume)'' And they thought I stunk.<br />
:''(The Simpsons are in a big bed)''<br />
:'''Marge:''' Well, it's time to say goodnight.<br />
:'''Homer:''' I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon.<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' [pops up from under the covers] I'm still here. Fox wouldn't spring for a decent hotel room.<br />
:'''Marge:''' [laughs] He's just kidding. We'd like to thank Fox and the good people at Budget Lodge. Homer: Well, that's all the time we have. So this is the Simpson family saying, as you walk down that road of life ...<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hitchhike, it's faster.<br />
:'''Everyone but Bart:''' Ba-a-r-rt!<br />
:'''Bart:''' ''(laughs)''<br />
:'''Marge:''' We're like this all the time! [The Simpsons have a pillow fight and Tim Conway sneaks away.]<br />
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:'''Troy McClure:''' That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all? How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here's what's on tap for season nine. ''(McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog)'' ''(mock-spooky)'' Magic powers! ''(McClure cycles through three pictures of Selma marrying Apu, the Bee Guy, and Itchy)'' Wedding after wedding after wedding. ''(McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself)'' And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?" ''(cut to a shot of the Simpsons)'' So join America's favorite TV family, ''(an alien appears, floating above the family)'' and a tiny green space alien named [[Ozmodiar]] that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world! Right, Ozmodiar?<br />
:'''Ozmodiar:''' Damn straight, Troy my man!<br />
:'''Troy McClure and Ozmodiar:''' Goodnight, America!<br />
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:'''[[Troy McClure]]:''' "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix." I'm here at the Museum of TV and Television with a real treat for "Simpsons" fans because tonight we present, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase!"<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' 35 shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. ''(presents a schedule chart that's actually more holes than lineup)'' That's a pretty daunting task -- and the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three "Simpsons" spinoffs, transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations. First up, a gritty crime drama starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum. Keep at least one eye open because his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck. Let's us wish him luck too. Good luck, Wiggum! [salutes]<br />
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy. Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy.<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls. Two, I suppose.<br />
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' You wear 'em until you learn, son.<br />
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:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know, folks here don't much care for law and order types.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(picks the skull up with a pencil)'' Is that right? Maybe they'll change their minds once I arrest them for throwing skulls all over my floor. ''(puts the skull on his desk, dumps two fistfuls of pencils in the eye sockets, and leans back to admire his decorating skills)''----<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' So Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window. What's the word on the streets?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans for 42 years. Although according to an article I read in "Parade" magazine ...<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh-huh.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' ... a criminal by the name of "[[Big Daddy]]" runs this town.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' "Big Daddy," eh? Well, he won't feel so big if he messes with Chief Wiggum, P. I. again. Which I sincerely doubt he will.<br />
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:'''Principal Skinner:''' Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside the skull.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(shakes the card out of the skull)'' Looks like we got our first case ever, Skinny Boy. And this time, it's personal.<br />
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:'''Announcer:''' "Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return... right now!<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(up the phone)'' Who is this?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, hear? The name's Daddy, Charles Daddy.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy?<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' Ah, the boy is fine...so far. I taught him to play the spoons. ''(Ralph blissfully tries to play the spoons with his nose)'' If you ever want to see that boy again, I suggest you leave town today, hear? ''(hangs up)''<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(hangs up)'' Sounds like there was some kind of party going on in the background. Are there any parties today, Skinner?<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Eh. Not really a party town. Though if I remember correctly they occasionally a function called Marty's ... something.<br />
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, if it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?<br />
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mardi Gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges!<br />
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Chief Wiggum, I can't wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you're sure to have against this colorful backdrop!<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well golly, I'd love to chat but my son's been kidnapped. You haven't seen him, have you? Caucasian male, between the ages of 6 and 10, thinning hair?<br />
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:'''Ralph:''' Look, Big Daddy, it's regular daddy.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. ''(fans himself with his hat)'' Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.<br />
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:'''Big Daddy:''' Welcome to my maison, Chief. I've been expecting you.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: [draws gun] The arrest of you, by me. Big Daddy: New Orleans is my town. Nobody going to mess with me. I got interests, and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Oh yeah? That makes two of us.<br />
:'''Big Daddy:''' You know, boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, blah! [throws Ralph at Wiggum and Skinner]<br />
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:Principal Skinner''' [about Big Daddy]: He's gradually getting away, Chief.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week. Always in more sexy and exciting ways.<br />
:'''Ralph:''' Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.<br />
:'''Principal Skinner:''' Better start eating, kid.<br />
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Start eating! [laughs]<br />
:'''Ralph:''' I didn't mean it that way. [laughs]<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' Oh, hi! Welcome back to our spinoff showcase. Could "The Simpsons" ever have maintained its popularity without Moe the bartender? Let's hope so, because Moe's leaving to do his own sitcom. But don't panic, he's taking a familiar sidekick with him. And his best friend Homer might just stop by to wish him luck. Let's take a peek!<br />
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:'''[[Barney]]:''' [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go. I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things. [leaves]<br />
:'''[[Moe]]:''' She told me she was washing her hair tonight. [sighs] I'm so desperately lonely.<br />
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' [voice only] Ah, quit your bellyaching, you big loser.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Who, who said that?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' I did! It's me, Abe Simpson.<br />
:'''Moe:''' But you're d-d-d-dead.<br />
:'''Grampa:''' I died, but I've came back as your love-testing machine. I'm the love-matic Grampa.<br />
:'''Moe:''' [screams]<br />
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:'''Grampa:''' Son, it's me! I floated up toward Heaven but got lost along the way.<br />
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Dad is that really you?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' Darn tootin' you lousy creep! You buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table. What kind of a son …<br />
:''(Homer pulls the love tester's plug)''<br />
:'''Homer:''' (leaving) Call me when you get a karaoke machine.<br />
:''(Moe plugs Grampa back in)''<br />
:'''Grampa:''' That's the second time he's pulled the plug on me.<br />
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:'''Moe:''' Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us. ''(sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in)''<br />
:'''Grampa:''' This is not the evening I envisioned.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Oh, jeez, she just got here. Gimme some advice, quick!<br />
:'''Grampa:''' What the...? You know, just be sweet, pour on the honey, you know...<br />
:'''Moe:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, romantic. Ain't sunshine pretty, ain't flowers stupid, I got you. [heads out to meet Betty]<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [sighs] I've suffered so long, why can't I die?<br />
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:'''Moe:''' You know what's great about you, [[Betty]], is you're letting your looks go gracefully. You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable. It's just so rare and refreshing.<br />
:'''Betty:''' So Moe, tell me a little about yourself.<br />
:'''Moe:''' Myself? Uh, uh, Geez. Um, I gotta go to the can again.<br />
:'''Betty:''' Eh?<br />
:'''Moe:''' I got the runs.<br />
----<br />
:''(Moe sees [[Kearney]] and [[Dolph]] beating up the [[Love Tester]])''<br />
:'''Moe:''' Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!<br />
:'''Kearney:''' It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph run off]<br />
:'''Moe:''' [setting up Grampa, and re-plugging him in] You all right, Grampa?<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [dazed] ... oh, Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ...<br />
:'''Moe:''' Will you quit your clowning? I need help, here.<br />
:'''Grampa:''' [still dazed] Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant.<br />
:'''Moe:''' [doubtful] Okay.<br />
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:''(a few seconds later)''<br />
:'''Moe:''' You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met! [pounds on Grampa]<br />
:'''Betty:''' [walks in] What is going on in here?<br />
:'''Moe:''' Um, uh, oh, oh, I might as well come clean with you. I ain't too good at talking to women and I really wanted to do you, so I brought along the love tester to help me. As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father.<br />
:'''Betty:''' [angry] Why, you conniving, devious, monstrous, despicable, [impressed] sweet little angel!<br />
:'''Moe:''' But, Betty, if you'd just give me a chance ... Whaat?<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr. John Winslow. [John Winslow is about to say something, but McClure gets up and leaves] In our final spinoff tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents. Unfortunately, one family member didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative casting, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV!<br />
----<br />
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Live from Radio City Music Room in downtown Springfield, it's "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour!" featuring the Waylon Smithers Dancers... [dancers dance onstage] ... and the Springfield Baggy-Pants Players ... [their photo spins onscreen] ... and now, a family that doesn't know the meaning of the word, "cancelled," the Simpsons!<br />
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:"The Simpsons' Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" Theme Song<br />
:'''Family:''' ''(singing)'' Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family ... Simpson! Roll Call!<br />
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large! [holds up Maggie, who sucks her pacifier twice]<br />
:'''Bart:''' Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now! Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!<br />
:'''[[Fake Lisa Simpson|"Lisa"]]:''' I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning! Sophomore prom queen five years running! Go-o-o-o, Lisa! [jumps and shakes her pom-poms, like a cheerleader]<br />
:''(The theme song halts when Homer doesn't appear)''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. ''(whistles to call the orchestra's attention)'' Stop the music. ''(they do)'' Where's Dad? ''(the Simpsons begin to look)''<br />
:'''"Lisa":''' Here he is! [points to the orchestra pit, where Homer is curled up]<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'm hiding from the-the-the-the ghost!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Ghost? What ghost?<br />
:'''Homer:''' B-b-before the show you said we were having a special ghost tonight.<br />
:'''Marge:''' I said we were having a special guest tonight, Mr. [[Tim Conway]]!<br />
:'''Homer:''' What's a Tim Conway?<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' ''(walks onstage)'' Oh, about 120 pounds.<br />
:''(The song continues)''<br />
:'''Family:''' ''(singing)'' It's the Simpsons Family Smile Time Variety Hooooour!<br />
----<br />
:''(During the "Beaver Family" skit)''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hey, could you two close the dam door?<br />
:'''Marge:''' Bart!<br />
:'''Bart:''' But that's where we live. A dam.<br />
<br />
----<br />
:'''Marge:''' Christian love?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No. Candy! [climbs on table] Sweet, sweet, candy! [the orchestra strikes up the "I Want Candy" tune]<br />
[singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' But don't you want to end world famine?<br />
:'''Bart:''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?<br />
:'''"Lisa":''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' Well if you won't think of society's ills...<br />
:'''Homer/Bart/"Lisa":''' [singing] I want candy!<br />
:'''Marge:''' At least, think of our dentist bills.<br />
[Song segues to The Peppermint Twist, where "Lisa", Bart, and Maggie all do the peppermint twist and stand on a giant peppermint twist.]<br />
:'''"Lisa"/Bart:''' [singing] Got a new dance, and it goes like this. And the name of the dance is "The Peppermint Twist".<br />
Yeah!<br />
[camera cuts to Jasper who is singing the Lollipop song.]<br />
:'''Jasper:''' [singing] Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lolli, lollipop, lollipop. Oh.<br />
----<br />
:'''Homer/Marge/"Lisa"/Bart:''' [singing] We want candy!<br />
:'''All:''' [singing] We want candy! Candy!<br />
[They all smile and pant heavily from exaustion except for Maggie who falls down.]<br />
----<br />
:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' A poem by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. ''(flower wilts)''<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' ''(in his skunk costume)'' And they thought I stunk.<br />
:''(The Simpsons are in a big bed)''<br />
:'''Marge:''' Well, it's time to say goodnight.<br />
:'''Homer:''' I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon.<br />
:'''Tim Conway:''' [pops up from under the covers] I'm still here. Fox wouldn't spring for a decent hotel room.<br />
:'''Marge:''' [laughs] He's just kidding. We'd like to thank Fox and the good people at Budget Lodge. Homer: Well, that's all the time we have. So this is the Simpson family saying, as you walk down that road of life ...<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hitchhike, it's faster.<br />
:'''Everyone but Bart:''' Ba-a-r-rt!<br />
:'''Bart:''' ''(laughs)''<br />
:'''Marge:''' We're like this all the time! [The Simpsons have a pillow fight and Tim Conway sneaks away.]<br />
----<br />
:'''Troy McClure:''' That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the show that started it all? How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and funny after eight long years? Well, here's what's on tap for season nine. ''(McClure pushes a button on the remote, and we see a still shot of Homer turning Lisa into a frog)'' ''(mock-spooky)'' Magic powers! ''(McClure cycles through three pictures of Selma marrying Apu, the Bee Guy, and Itchy)'' Wedding after wedding after wedding. ''(McClure pushes the button again, and we see Bart confronting two thinly disguised variations of himself)'' And did someone say, "long-lost triplets?" ''(cut to a shot of the Simpsons)'' So join America's favorite TV family, ''(an alien appears, floating above the family)'' and a tiny green space alien named [[Ozmodiar]] that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world! Right, Ozmodiar?<br />
:'''Ozmodiar:''' Damn straight, Troy my man!<br />
:'''Troy McClure and Ozmodiar:''' Goodnight, America!<br />
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{{Season 8|Q}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase/Quotes}}</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Scar_Trek:_The_Next_Laceration&diff=458249Scar Trek: The Next Laceration2012-08-21T02:19:45Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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|pun = ''{{w|Star Trek: The Next Generation}}''<br />
|season = 5<br />
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"'''Scar Trek: The Next Laceration'''" is an episode of ''[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show]]''.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Scratchy is cruising in his spaceship. Itchy pops out of his stomach, tosses him into the airlock, and hits the "Blow Hatch" button. Scratchy quickly dons his spacesuit, finishing just in the nick of time before the hatch opens and blows him out into space. Itchy then emerges from the ship in a space pod (like that of ''{{w|2001: A Space Odyssey}}''), grabs Scratchy with the pod's arms, and cuts him in half using a nearby planet's rings, which act like the blade on a circular saw. Scratchy's lower half falls toward the planet and burns up in the atmosphere, while his upper half floats free.<br />
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Itchy in the pod catches up to Scratchy's upper half and removes Scratchy's space helmet, causing his head to swell up in the vacuum of space. Itchy then punctures Scratchy's inflated head with a pin, causing blood to splatter everything in the scene and form the words "THE END" on the screen.<br />
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A warning appears after the cartoon: "VIEWER ADVISORY: The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children."<br />
==Reaction==<br />
At the time this ''Itchy & Scratchy'' episode airs, [[Homer]] is undergoing astronaut training. [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] find the cartoon highly amusing, but Homer is scared stiff.<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
*{{ep|Deep Space Homer}}<br />
[[Category:The Itchy & Scratchy Show episodes]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Shell_Game&diff=452428The Shell Game2012-08-09T18:04:24Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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{{Ullman Short<br />
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|Season = 3<br />
|Number = 31<br />
|Air Date = November 13, [[1988]]<br />
|Production Code = MG35 <br />
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'''The Shell Game''' is the thirty-first [[The Simpsons shorts|Simpsons short]]. It aired on ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'' on November 13, [[1988]]. It was the second short of Season 3.<br />
==Synopsis==<br />
Bart tries to fool Homer and Marge into thinking that he hasn't stolen a cookie from the jar, with a game involving hidding them under bowls.<br />
== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] tries to reach for a cookie in the cookie jar however [[Marge]] tells Bart to keep his hands out of the cookie jar and Bart simply doesn't care. [[Homer]] then magically appears and tries to give Bart a point, however Bart eats one when Homer and Marge leave. Bart then tries to score another cookie however [[Lisa]] pops up and tries to tattle on Bart. This then makes Homer and Marge come back in to check on Bart however there simple check-in turns out to be a game where Bart covers the cookie with a jar top and Homer and Marge have to guess which jar top the cookie is under. Homer and Marge then lose and declare Bart innocent. Bart then tries to get his cookie however [[Maggie]] winds up playing the game with Bart and the reason why the cookie was never under any of the jar tops was because Maggie ate it.<br />
==Transcript==<br />
:'''Marge:''' Bart!<br />
:'''Bart:''' (screams)<br />
:'''Marge:''' Get your hand out of that cookie jar!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Oh, man.<br />
:'''Marge:''' That jar is off limits, Bart, and if I can't you with so much as one cookie...<br />
:'''Bart:''' Whoa, I'm scared.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Bart! I have those cookies.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Mom! Dad! Bart's eating cookies!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Whew. (screams)<br />
:'''Marge:''' What's under that bowl, Bart?<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nothing.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Lift up the bowl, boy. That one.<br />
:'''Marge:''' That one.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hey, look over there.<br />
:'''Marge:''' What?<br />
:'''Bart:''' Oh, nothing.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Middle one! Middle one! Huh?<br />
:'''Marge:''' Oh, well. I guess he's innocent.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Huh? Uh, that one. Uh, that one. Then that one. Hey, where's the cookie?<br />
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[[de:Hütchenspiele]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Butterfingeritis&diff=434763Butterfingeritis2012-07-09T13:20:10Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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{{Commercial<br />
|name = Butterfingeritis<br />
|image = BF Butterfingeritis.jpg<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = [[2001]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Butterfingeritis''''' is a Butterfinger commercial that aired in 2001.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
[[Dr. Hibbert]] realizes that [[Bart]] has a disease called "Butterfingeritis". Homer then tries to steal Bart's uneaten Butterfinger, but fails.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Bart, you've got some unique activity in your brain's pleasure lobe. Diagnosis: Butterfingeritis. Hee-hee-hee!<br />
:'''Homer:''' No cure?<br />
:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Afraid not.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Cool!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Crispity, crunchity peanut buttery. Nothin' like a Butterfinger!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:''[Homer fails to steal Bart's uneaten Butterfinger.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh, why does Bart always get the good diseases?<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 2001]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_to_Z&diff=434642A to Z2012-07-08T23:10:51Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{Commercial<br />
|name = A to Z<br />
|image=BF A to Z.jpg<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]] BB<br />
|airdate = November 30, [[1999]]<br />
|length = 30 seconds<br />
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'''''A to Z''''' is the fifth Butterfinger BB's commercial, which aired on November 30, [[1999]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Homer says "A", then "B", then "BB" as Lisa and Bart throw a Butterfinger BB. Homer then recites the rest of the alphabet, without giving Homer a BB, causing Bart to run away while Homer says "Why, you little!"<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Homer:''' A... B... BB?<br />
:'''Bart:''' Mmm.<br />
:'''Homer:''' BB?<br />
:''[Lisa eats the Butterfinger BB.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' B... Huh? BBB?<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Male Announcer:''' Peanut buttery Butterfinger BB's. Is there any snack in crispity? No, there isn't!<br />
:'''Homer:''' J... K... L...<br />
:'''Bart:''' N-O.<br />
:'''Homer:''' P, Q, R, S, T, U, W, X, Why, you little!<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Butterfinger BB's!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:'''Bart:''' See ya later, Home boy.<br />
:''[Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth and puts her pacifier in Homer's mouth.]''<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 1999]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Plastic_Underwear&diff=434599Plastic Underwear2012-07-08T21:41:22Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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{{Commercial<br />
|name = Plastic Underwear<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = December 31, [[1999]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Plastic Underwear''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on December 31, [[1999]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When [[Grandpa]] tries to sleep, [[Lisa]] made a noise and it was Lisa's Butterfinger and [[Grandpa]] goes back to sleep and [[Lisa]] made a noise again.<br />
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== Note: ==<br />
That's where Bart doesn't appear in the "Plastic Underwear" Butterfinger commercial.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Grandpa tries to snore, Lisa tries to bite her Butterfinger.]''<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' What was that?<br />
:'''Lisa:''' It's my Butterfinger, Grandpa.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Well, stop it.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Okay.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' I can't stop it!<br />
:'''Lisa:''' I did!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Oh, darn my diperosis.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Lisa (voiceover):''' Bite my butterfinger!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' ''[Grandpa says that indistinctly.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 1999]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Plastic_Underwear&diff=434597Plastic Underwear2012-07-08T21:41:02Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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{{Commercial<br />
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|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = December 31, [[1999]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Plastic Underwear''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on December 31, [[1999]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When [[Grandpa]] tries to sleep, [[Lisa]] made a noise and it was Lisa's Butterfinger and [[Grandpa]] goes back to sleep and [[Lisa]] made a noise again.<br />
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== Note: ==<br />
That's where Bart doesn't appear in the "Plastic Underwear" Butterfinger commercial.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Grandpa tries to snore, Lisa tries to bite her Butterfinger.]''<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' What was that?<br />
:'''Lisa:''' It's my Butterfinger, Grandpa.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Well, stop it.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Okay.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' I can't stop it!<br />
:'''Lisa:''' I did!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Oh, darn my diperosis.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Lisa (voiceover):''' Bite my butterfinger!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' ''[Grandpa says that indistinctly.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 1999]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Plastic_Underwear&diff=434596Plastic Underwear2012-07-08T21:40:21Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* Transcript */</p>
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{{EpisodePrevNext|Itchy and Scratchy's "500 Easy Pieces"|Bart's Nightmare}}<br />
{{Commercial<br />
|name = Plastic Underwear<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = December 31, [[1999]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Plastic Underwear''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on December 31, [[1999]].<br />
<br />
== Plot ==<br />
When [[Grandpa]] tries to sleep, [[Lisa]] made a noise and it was Lisa's Butterfinger and [[Grandpa]] goes back to sleep and [[Lisa]] made a noise again.<br />
<br />
== Note: ==<br />
That's where Bart doesn't appear in the "Plastic Underwear" Butterfinger commercial.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Grandpa tries to snore, Lisa tries to bite her Butterfinger.]''<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' What was that?<br />
:'''Lisa:''' It's my Butterfinger, Grandpa.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Well, stop it.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Okay.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' I can't stop it!<br />
:'''Lisa:''' I did!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Oh, darn my diperosis.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Lisa (voiceover):''' Bite my butterfinger!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' ''[Grandpa says that indistinctly.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 1999]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Plastic_Underwear&diff=434595Plastic Underwear2012-07-08T21:39:43Z<p>RobertSaunders: Created page with "{{Tab}} {{EpisodePrevNext|Itchy and Scratchy's "500 Easy Pieces"|Bart's Nightmare}} {{Commercial |name = Plastic Underwear |topic = Butterfinger |airdate = December 31, [[..."</p>
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|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = December 31, [[1999]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Plastic Underwear''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on December 31, [[1999]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When [[Grandpa]] tries to sleep, [[Lisa]] made a noise and it was Lisa's Butterfinger and [[Grandpa]] goes back to sleep and [[Lisa]] made a noise again.<br />
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== Note: ==<br />
That's where Bart doesn't appear in the "Plastic Underwear" Butterfinger commercial.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Grandpa tries to snore, Lisa tries to bite her Butterfinger.]''<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' What was that?<br />
:'''Lisa:''' It's my Butterfinger, Grandpa.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Well, stop it.<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Okay.<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' I can't stop it!<br />
:'''Lisa:''' I did!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' Oh, darn my diperosis.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Lisa (voiceover):''' Bite my butterfinger!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' ''[Grandpa says that indistinctly.]''<br />
:''"Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 1999]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Butterfingeritis&diff=434492Butterfingeritis2012-07-08T18:12:23Z<p>RobertSaunders: Created page with "{{Tab}} {{EpisodePrevNext|Bart's Nightmare|Homer Roler}} {{Commercial |name = Butterfingeritis |topic = Butterfinger |airdate = 2001 |length = 15 seconds }} '''''Butterfin..."</p>
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|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = 2001<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Butterfingeritis''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired in 2001.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When [[Dr. Hibbert]] realizes that he has a disease and it is called Butterfingeritis and when [[Bart]] doesn't eat any of the Butterfinger, [[Homer]] tries to steal them, and [[Bart]] showed him not to.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Bart, you've got some unique cativity in your brain's pleasure mode. Diagnosis: Butterfingeritis. Hee-hee-hee!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Don't cure---<br />
:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Fredna?<br />
:'''Bart:''' Cool!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Crispity, crunchity peanut buttery taste. Nothin' like a Butterfinger!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh, why does Bart always get the good diseases?<br />
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{{Butterfinger commercials}}<br />
[[Category: 2001]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Bart%27s_Nightmare_(Butterfinger_commercial)/Appearances&diff=434169Bart's Nightmare (Butterfinger commercial)/Appearances2012-07-08T02:50:06Z<p>RobertSaunders: Created page with "{{TabA}} == Characters == <gallery> File:Apu.png|Apu File:Bart Simpson.png|Bart Simpson File:Nelson Muntz.png|Nelson Muntz </gallery>"</p>
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== Characters ==<br />
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|celebration= <br />
|originalAirdate=July 24, [[2007]]<br />
|length=<br />
|show=''{{w|The Tonight Show}}''<br />
|channel=NBC<br />
|specialGuestVoices=[[Jay Leno]] as {{Ch|Jay Leno|himself}}<br />
|Show Runner= <br />
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'''Homer's Monolouge on The Tonight Show''' is a short in which [[Homer]] is guest host on ''{{w|The Tonight Show}}''. The short was broadcast on ''The Tonight Show'' July 24, 2007.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
The announcer welcomes the guest host, [[Homer Simpson]] and he greets the audience and viewers. Homer reveals that he is nervous and begins to joke. He says the NBC stands for "Never Been Crappier" and says that GE is doing more bad things and according [[Lisa]] they poisoning the air more than Rosie O'Donnell. Homer begins to sweat when the audience do not applaud or laugh at the jokes. Homer's arm becomes numb and Jay comes to see what is happening. {{ch|Jay Leno}} asks him to go out that door and not come back. Before Homer goes he tells Jay that his fruit basket had only fruit and no cookies as he wanted it. The guards throw him out. Jay is also starting to sweat and is welcomed by the announcer.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Here's hosting for Jay, Homer Simpson!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Hey, how ya doing? Good to see ya. All right, that's enough. I must've met, I'm a little nervous standing on the stage used by Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, the guy who ate worms on ''Fear Factor''.<br />
:''[Audience doesn't laugh.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'm gonna try some jokes now. Here I am in NBC, which by the way stands for "Never Been Crappier". What I mean't.<br />
:''[One audience member coughing.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Network's a good sport. I'm not sure if this is a joke but GE makes a lot of other bad things. According to my daughter Lisa, they fill the air with more dangerous hydrocarbine and missions than Rosie O'Donnell. Ha-ha-ha. Excuse me. Why am I sweating like this? What are you wearing with the right arm or the left arm goes nothing?<br />
:'''Jay:''' Hey, Homer Simpson, everybody. Isn't he great?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Jay, what do I do now?<br />
:'''Jay:''' Uh, you go out that door and you'll never come back. Okay?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh, all right. Oh, Jay, there was a mistake with my fruit basket. I wish I mean was filled with fruit, not cookies. Um, you don't want anyone get fired but, you know, I preferred a cookie.<br />
:'''Jay:''' You will take care of it.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Those dudes! How did I do?<br />
:'''Jay:''' Why am I sweating like this? Somebody bail me out!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' And now... Jaaaaaaaaay Lenoooo!<br />
:''[The audience does the cheering and the clapping.]''<br />
== Trivia ==<br />
The short is published on the DVD of ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.<br />
<br />
{{Specials}}</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Homer%27s_Monologue_on_The_Tonight_Show&diff=434167Homer's Monologue on The Tonight Show2012-07-08T02:17:24Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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|image= Homer's Monolouge on The Tonight Show.png|250px<br />
|Caption= Homer on ''The Tonight Show''<br />
|celebration= <br />
|originalAirdate=July 24, [[2007]]<br />
|length=<br />
|show=''{{w|The Tonight Show}}''<br />
|channel=NBC<br />
|specialGuestVoices=[[Jay Leno]] as {{Ch|Jay Leno|himself}}<br />
|Show Runner= <br />
|Written By= <br />
|Directed By= <br />
}}<br />
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'''Homer's Monolouge on The Tonight Show''' is a short in which [[Homer]] is guest host on ''{{w|The Tonight Show}}''. The short was broadcast on ''The Tonight Show'' July 24, 2007.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
The announcer welcomes the guest host, [[Homer Simpson]] and he greets the audience and viewers. Homer reveals that he is nervous and begins to joke. He says the NBC stands for "Never Been Crappier" and says that GE is doing more bad things and according [[Lisa]] they poisoning the air more than Rosie O'Donnell. Homer begins to sweat when the audience do not applaud or laugh at the jokes. Homer's arm becomes numb and Jay comes to see what is happening. {{ch|Jay Leno}} asks him to leave the studio and not come back. Before Homer goes he tells Jay that his fruit basket had only fruit and no cookies as he wanted it. The guards throw him out. Jay is also starting to sweat and is welcomed by the announcer.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Here's hosting for Jay, Homer Simpson!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Hey, how ya doing? Good to see ya. All right, that's enough. I must've met, I'm a little nervous standing on the stage used by Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, the guy who ate worms on ''Fear Factor''.<br />
:''[Audience doesn't laugh.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' I'm gonna try some jokes now. Here I am in NBC, which by the way stands for "Never Been Crappier". What I mean't.<br />
:''[One audience member coughing.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Network's a good sport. I'm not sure if this is a joke but GE makes a lot of other bad things. According to my daughter Lisa, they fill the air with more dangerous hydrocarbine and missions than Rosie O'Donnell. Ha-ha-ha. Excuse me. Why am I sweating like this? What are you wearing with the right arm or the left arm goes nothing?<br />
:'''Jay:''' Hey, Homer Simpson, everybody. Isn't he great?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Jay, what do I do now?<br />
:'''Jay:''' Uh, you go out that door and you'll never come back. Okay?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh, all right. Oh, Jay, there was a mistake with my fruit basket. I wish I mean was filled with fruit, not cookies. Um, you don't want anyone get fired but, you know, I preferred a cookie.<br />
:'''Jay:''' You will take care of it.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Those dudes! How did I do?<br />
:'''Jay:''' Why am I sweating like this? Somebody bail me out!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' And now... Jaaaaaaaaay Lenoooo!<br />
:''[The audience does the cheering and the clapping.]''<br />
== Trivia ==<br />
The short is published on the DVD of ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.<br />
<br />
{{Specials}}</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:KFC&diff=434164Talk:KFC2012-07-08T01:45:10Z<p>RobertSaunders: moved Talk:Kentucky Fried Chicken to Talk:KFC!</p>
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'''KFC''' (short for '''Kentucky Fried Chicken''') is a fried chicken restaurant franchise. It was founded in 1952 by [[Colonel Sanders]].<br />
<br />
An ad featuring the Simpsons was made for a special sale, available only in Canada, in 1993. The ad involved Homer buying a bucket of chicken and a bottle of 7-Up. Homer, not realizing that the bottle of 7-Up came free with a 15-piece bucket of chicken, is afraid he's stealing it when he isn't charged for the bottle. At the end, Homer sees Grampa and asks him to help sneak out, but Grampa tells him about the offer.<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' KFC bucket and a 2-liter 7up. Thank you, sir.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Heh-heh. You've got in charge of me with a drink. Aah! Police! I'm surrounded! Never take me alive!<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' But, sir...<br />
:'''Homer:''' Noooooo! Help me! They are after me and I swiped this 7up!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' You fool! They're given in my way for free! Ha ha!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Wht the? Ooh! Ugh!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Get a free 7up with a 15-piece bucket. Only at KFC!<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' You moist all up, sir.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh.<br />
<br />
== Simpsons KFC promotions==<br />
Not only in 1993 where there was a Simpsons KFC commercial, there was fast food toys. Like in 1998 Australian KFCs had a simpsons tie in there.In 2007 the KFCs in Czech Republic promoted ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
*{{wikipedialink|KFC}}<br />
*{{Youtube|FfgXsr1oFO8}}<br />
<br />
{{Stub}}<br />
[[Category:Commercials]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Simpsons_Ride&diff=434161The Simpsons Ride2012-07-08T01:37:21Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* Transcript */</p>
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|name = ''The Simpsons Ride''<br />
|image = Simpsonsride.png<br />
|celebration= <br />
|originalAirdate = May 15, [[2008]]<br />
|channel={{w|Universal Studios Florida}}<br>{{w|Universal Studios Hollywood}}<br />
|length=<br />
|Written By= <br />
|Directed By=[[Mike B. Anderson]]<br>[[John Rice]]<br />
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[[File:Simpsonsride1.jpg|thumb|200px|Main sign]]<br />
'''''The Simpsons Ride''''' is a simulator ride featured at the Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Hollywood theme parks. The ride officially opened in Florida on May 15, [[2008]] and in Hollywood four days later. It uses computer animated 3D animation and 2D animation. The ride is 6 minutes long and about 24 characters make an appearance.<br />
<br />
== Ride ==<br />
The Simpson ride involves a simulator ride similar to ''{{W|Back to the Future: The Ride}}''. It uses 80 foot screens to give the rider a virtual-reality trip through a theme park called "[[Krustyland]]" and Springfield.<br />
<br />
=== Queue Area and Pre-Show ===<br />
Visitors walk through a large [[Krusty]] head into the queue area. HD television screens Krusty's history. In the Midway, riders line up in rows. Krusty appears on a TV screen to pick the first riders to ride his "Thrilltacular: Upsy-Downsy Spins-Aroundsy Teen-Operated Thrillride". [[Sideshow Bob]] then appears in a [[Scratchy]] costume and steps on [[Homer]]'s foot. The riders then watch a safety video from [[Itchy and Scratchy]].<br />
<br />
=== Ride ===<br />
Once the guests are seated, the Squeaky-Voiced Teen tells riders not to scream, so he can study for a Math test. He begins, but the ride doesn't start. Finally, Sideshow Bob cuts off his signal, and starts the ride with the Simpsons in front. Bob is mounted on a crane, and attempts to kill the family with a wrecking ball. Instead of the car being destroyed (the guests always follow from behind), the family is blown off the tracks, and into numerous rides including parodies of Disney's ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' and Sea World's ''Shamu Stadium''. Sideshow Bob is hiding in each one of them. Bob is then captured by a giant Maggie (who walked into the forbidden room in the beginning of the ride) who accidentally knocks the riders into "hell" but they are rescued by Prof. Frink who then takes them to Springfield where Bob tells Maggie to destroy Springfield so she can get her pacifier back. The guests fly in their car through Springfield and encounter Maggie again, who gets the pacifier back, but Sideshow Bob pulls it away again, and shortly uses the guest's car, until Lisa tells her to spit it out which she does. The guests follow the Simpsons back home to the famous couch in a recreation of the famous opening, but are captured by Kang and Kodos, who turn the couch into a "Death Drop" ride and tell them they must end their ride near the gift shop. As the couch falls out from the sky, they pass various other characters and Marge tells the riders to smile for the on-ride photo. They land on Sideshow Bob and think it's over until giant Maggie shows up and knocks over the giant Krusty head on to them.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Huh? No!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Nooo!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Why, you little...<br />
:'''Marge:''' Uh, I guess we're here.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Woohoo!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Springfield comes to Universal Studios. It's the all-new Simpsons Ride!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Happy times.<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Opening Spring of 2008. Don't miss it!<br />
<br />
== Attraction facts ==<br />
[[File:Simpsonsride3.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
In preparation for the renovation, the Florida version of "Back to the Future" closed on March 30, 2007, while the Hollywood version closed on September 3, 2007.<br />
<br />
In October, a gift shop modeled after a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] was built, replacing the old ''Back to the Future'' gift shop. The store will sell ''Simpsons''-related merchandise.<ref>Bevil, Dewayne. "[http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/orl-bevil2607oct26,0,5192389.column Simpsons' Kwik-E-Mart gets the Universal seal of Apu-val]." ''The Orlando Centinel''. October 26, 2007.</ref><br />
<br />
All the actors from the show reprise their roles, with the exception of [[Harry Shearer]], who refused to participate in the project.<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
[[File:Simpsonsride2.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
All character were voiced by their regular voice actors. [[Jim Dooley]] did the music.<br />
<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.universalorlando.com/Rides/Universal-Studios-Florida/The-Simpsons-Ride.aspx?Intsrch=the%20simpsons%20ride UniversalOrlando.com]<br />
== References ==<br />
<References/><br />
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{{Specials}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons Ride, The}}<br />
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[[Category:Specials]]<br />
[[Category:2008]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Simpsons_Ride&diff=434160The Simpsons Ride2012-07-08T01:35:20Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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{{special<br />
|name = ''The Simpsons Ride''<br />
|image = Simpsonsride.png<br />
|celebration= <br />
|originalAirdate = May 15, [[2008]]<br />
|channel={{w|Universal Studios Florida}}<br>{{w|Universal Studios Hollywood}}<br />
|length=<br />
|Written By= <br />
|Directed By=[[Mike B. Anderson]]<br>[[John Rice]]<br />
}}<br />
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[[File:Simpsonsride1.jpg|thumb|200px|Main sign]]<br />
'''''The Simpsons Ride''''' is a simulator ride featured at the Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Hollywood theme parks. The ride officially opened in Florida on May 15, [[2008]] and in Hollywood four days later. It uses computer animated 3D animation and 2D animation. The ride is 6 minutes long and about 24 characters make an appearance.<br />
<br />
== Ride ==<br />
The Simpson ride involves a simulator ride similar to ''{{W|Back to the Future: The Ride}}''. It uses 80 foot screens to give the rider a virtual-reality trip through a theme park called "[[Krustyland]]" and Springfield.<br />
<br />
=== Queue Area and Pre-Show ===<br />
Visitors walk through a large [[Krusty]] head into the queue area. HD television screens Krusty's history. In the Midway, riders line up in rows. Krusty appears on a TV screen to pick the first riders to ride his "Thrilltacular: Upsy-Downsy Spins-Aroundsy Teen-Operated Thrillride". [[Sideshow Bob]] then appears in a [[Scratchy]] costume and steps on [[Homer]]'s foot. The riders then watch a safety video from [[Itchy and Scratchy]].<br />
<br />
=== Ride ===<br />
Once the guests are seated, the Squeaky-Voiced Teen tells riders not to scream, so he can study for a Math test. He begins, but the ride doesn't start. Finally, Sideshow Bob cuts off his signal, and starts the ride with the Simpsons in front. Bob is mounted on a crane, and attempts to kill the family with a wrecking ball. Instead of the car being destroyed (the guests always follow from behind), the family is blown off the tracks, and into numerous rides including parodies of Disney's ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' and Sea World's ''Shamu Stadium''. Sideshow Bob is hiding in each one of them. Bob is then captured by a giant Maggie (who walked into the forbidden room in the beginning of the ride) who accidentally knocks the riders into "hell" but they are rescued by Prof. Frink who then takes them to Springfield where Bob tells Maggie to destroy Springfield so she can get her pacifier back. The guests fly in their car through Springfield and encounter Maggie again, who gets the pacifier back, but Sideshow Bob pulls it away again, and shortly uses the guest's car, until Lisa tells her to spit it out which she does. The guests follow the Simpsons back home to the famous couch in a recreation of the famous opening, but are captured by Kang and Kodos, who turn the couch into a "Death Drop" ride and tell them they must end their ride near the gift shop. As the couch falls out from the sky, they pass various other characters and Marge tells the riders to smile for the on-ride photo. They land on Sideshow Bob and think it's over until giant Maggie shows up and knocks over the giant Krusty head on to them.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No.<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Huh? No!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' No!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Nooo!<br />
:'''Both:''' Are we there yet?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Why, you little...<br />
<br />
== Attraction facts ==<br />
[[File:Simpsonsride3.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
In preparation for the renovation, the Florida version of "Back to the Future" closed on March 30, 2007, while the Hollywood version closed on September 3, 2007.<br />
<br />
In October, a gift shop modeled after a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] was built, replacing the old ''Back to the Future'' gift shop. The store will sell ''Simpsons''-related merchandise.<ref>Bevil, Dewayne. "[http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/orl-bevil2607oct26,0,5192389.column Simpsons' Kwik-E-Mart gets the Universal seal of Apu-val]." ''The Orlando Centinel''. October 26, 2007.</ref><br />
<br />
All the actors from the show reprise their roles, with the exception of [[Harry Shearer]], who refused to participate in the project.<br />
<br />
== Production ==<br />
[[File:Simpsonsride2.jpg|thumb|200px]]<br />
All character were voiced by their regular voice actors. [[Jim Dooley]] did the music.<br />
<br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.universalorlando.com/Rides/Universal-Studios-Florida/The-Simpsons-Ride.aspx?Intsrch=the%20simpsons%20ride UniversalOrlando.com]<br />
== References ==<br />
<References/><br />
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{{Specials}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons Ride, The}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Specials]]<br />
[[Category:2008]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Homer%27s_Smarter_Brain_Demo&diff=434159Homer's Smarter Brain Demo2012-07-08T01:14:42Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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[[File:Super Donut.png|thumb|250px]]<br />
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The '''Intel Inside commercial''' is a commercial for the {{W|Intel}} {{W|Pentium II}} processor chip. It was shown in [[1997]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
In an operating theater, surgeons implant an Intel chip into [[Homer]]'s brain. Two weeks later, Homer is in [[Springfield University]] giving a lecture about the [[Super Donut]].<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Announcer:''' For years, Intel technicians have been making PCs smarter. Now they face their greatest challenge ever.<br />
:''[Intel technician want to mess up Homer's brain.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Hey, no one messes with my brain 'til I get sprinkles.<br />
:''[Intel technician wants to have sprinkles on Homer's donut.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Heh-heh-heh. Suckers.<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Now anyone can get all the brain power they want. Just look for a PC with an Intel processor inside.<br />
:'''Homer:''' For you eliminating sobailing sentivitors we create triple H double hydrates and thus it's so called the super donut.<br />
:'''Crowd:''' Ooh.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Many of you marked my intricion of HP scientist...<br />
:'''Announcer:''' What do you have inside?<br />
:'''Intel Inside Jingle:''' Ding-ding-ding-ding-D'oh!<br />
<br />
== Trivia ==<br />
*A [[D'oh]] is played over the end of the little jingle after all Intel adverts.<br />
<br />
== Appearances ==<br />
*[[Homer Simpson]] <br />
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[[Category:Commercials]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=KFC&diff=434158KFC2012-07-08T00:58:44Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* External links */</p>
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'''KFC''' (short for '''Kentucky Fried Chicken''') is a fried chicken restaurant franchise. It was founded in 1952 by [[Colonel Sanders]].<br />
<br />
An ad featuring the Simpsons was made for a special sale, available only in Canada, in 1993. The ad involved Homer buying a bucket of chicken and a bottle of 7-Up. Homer, not realizing that the bottle of 7-Up came free with a 15-piece bucket of chicken, is afraid he's stealing it when he isn't charged for the bottle. At the end, Homer sees Grampa and asks him to help sneak out, but Grampa tells him about the offer.<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' KFC bucket and a 2-liter 7up. Thank you, sir.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Heh-heh. You've got in charge of me with a drink. Aah! Police! I'm surrounded! Never take me alive!<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' But, sir...<br />
:'''Homer:''' Noooooo! Help me! They are after me and I swiped this 7up!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' You fool! They're given in my way for free! Ha ha!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Wht the? Ooh! Ugh!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Get a free 7up with a 15-piece bucket. Only at KFC!<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' You moist all up, sir.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh.<br />
<br />
== Simpsons KFC promotions==<br />
Not only in 1993 where there was a Simpsons KFC commercial, there was fast food toys. Like in 1998 Australian KFCs had a simpsons tie in there.In 2007 the KFCs in Czech Republic promoted ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
*{{wikipedialink|KFC}}<br />
*{{Youtube|FfgXsr1oFO8}}<br />
<br />
{{Stub}}<br />
[[Category:Commercials]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=KFC&diff=434157KFC2012-07-08T00:54:39Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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<div>[[File:KFCHomer.jpg|thumb|300px]]<br />
'''KFC''' (short for '''Kentucky Fried Chicken''') is a fried chicken restaurant franchise. It was founded in 1952 by [[Colonel Sanders]].<br />
<br />
An ad featuring the Simpsons was made for a special sale, available only in Canada, in 1993. The ad involved Homer buying a bucket of chicken and a bottle of 7-Up. Homer, not realizing that the bottle of 7-Up came free with a 15-piece bucket of chicken, is afraid he's stealing it when he isn't charged for the bottle. At the end, Homer sees Grampa and asks him to help sneak out, but Grampa tells him about the offer.<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' KFC bucket and a 2-liter 7up. Thank you, sir.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Heh-heh. You've got in charge of me with a drink. Aah! Police! I'm surrounded! Never take me alive!<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' But, sir...<br />
:'''Homer:''' Noooooo! Help me! They are after me and I swiped this 7up!<br />
:'''Grandpa:''' You fool! They're given in my way for free! Ha ha!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Wht the? Ooh! Ugh!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Get a free 7up with a 15-piece bucket. Only at KFC!<br />
:'''KFC Waiter:''' You moist all up, sir.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Oh.<br />
<br />
== Simpsons KFC promotions==<br />
Not only in 1993 where there was a Simpsons KFC commercial, there was fast food toys. Like in 1998 Australian KFCs had a simpsons tie in there.In 2007 the KFCs in Czech Republic promoted ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''.<br />
<br />
== External links ==<br />
*{{wikipedialink|KFC}}<br />
<br />
{{Stub}}<br />
[[Category:Commercials]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Bart_Simpson_Show&diff=434155The Bart Simpson Show2012-07-08T00:32:09Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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{{Ullman Short<br />
|name = The Bart Simpson Show<br />
|image = [[File:Mg38.jpg|250px]]<br />
|Season = 3<br />
|Number = 32<br />
|Air Date = November 20, [[1988]]<br />
|Production Code = MG38<br />
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'''The Bart Simpson Show''' is the thirty-second [[The Simpsons shorts|Simpsons short]]. It aired on ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'' on November 20, [[1988]]. It was the third short of Season 3.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are watching [[Itchy & Scratchy]] and [[Homer]] declares it violent. Bart then makes his own show by dismantling the TV and getting into the frame, which makes Homer angry.<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Bart and Lisa are watching ''The Itchy & Scratchy Show'' then Homer enters the room.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' What are you kids watching?<br />
:'''Lisa:''' It's ''Itchy & Scratchy''.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Our favorite show.<br />
:''[Homer gets the remote and turns the television off.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Well, you're not watching it.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Aw, dad!<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Come on, Homer!<br />
:'''Homer:''' Nope. It's too violent. Go to something else.<br />
:''[Homer gets out of the living room by running.]''<br />
:'''Lisa:''' Now I'm really bored.<br />
:'''Bart:''' I know.<br />
:''[Bart dismantles the television, gets the curtains into the frame then makes his hand puppet named Ed.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Da-da-da-da-da-da-daaa! It's ''The Bart Simpson Show'' starring Bart Simpson featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra and the Bart Simpson dancers!<br />
:''[Lisa and Maggie clap.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' And now, here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson!<br />
:''[Lisa and Maggie clap once again.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Thanks, Ed. Funny things happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike.<br />
:''[Homer gets back in the living room with running.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV!<br />
:'''Lisa:''' It's not violent!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Oh, yeah?<br />
:'''Homer:''' Bart?<br />
:''[Homer then pauses and looks at the TV screen.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Why, you little!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Whoa, got to run! Good night, folks!<br />
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'''The Shell Game''' is the thirty-first [[The Simpsons shorts|Simpsons short]]. It aired on ''[[The Tracey Ullman Show]]'' on November 13, [[1988]]. It was the second short of Season 3.<br />
==Synopsis==<br />
Bart tries to fool Homer and Marge into thinking that he hasn't stolen a cookie from the jar, with a game involving hidding them under bowls.<br />
== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] tries to reach for a cookie in the cookie jar however [[Marge]] tells Bart to keep his hands out of the cookie jar and Bart simply doesn't care. [[Homer]] then magically appears and tries to give Bart a point, however Bart eats one when Homer and Marge leave. Bart then tries to score another cookie however [[Lisa]] pops up and tries to tattle on Bart. This then makes Homer and Marge come back in to check on Bart however there simple check-in turns out to be a game where Bart covers the cookie with a jar top and Homer and Marge have to guess which jar top the cookie is under. Homer and Marge then lose and declare Bart innocent. Bart then tries to get his cookie however [[Maggie]] winds up playing the game with Bart and the reason why the cookie was never under any of the jar tops was because Maggie ate it.<br />
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[[de:Hütchenspiele]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Pacifier_(Butterfinger_commercial)&diff=434153The Pacifier (Butterfinger commercial)2012-07-08T00:28:48Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* Plot */</p>
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{{Commercial<br />
|name = The Pacifier<br />
|image = Butterfinger The Pacifier.jpg<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|airdate = April 3, [[1992]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''The Pacifier''''' is the seventh Butterfinger commercial that aired on April 3, [[1992]].<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
Homer wants Bart to give him his Butterfinger, but instead he gets Maggie's pacifier.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
[[Bart]] was trying to eat his Butterfinger but [[Homer]] told [[Bart]] that he's going to open his mouth and close his eyes and he's going to receive a big surprise, but instead of his butterfinger, [[Bart]] wants him to have Maggie's pacifier, so he puts Maggie's pacifier in Homer's mouth. [[Maggie]] quickly takes her pacifier back.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Bart is on the couch. He opens his Butterfinger packet.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Mm.<br />
:''[Homer sits next to Bart and corners him.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Bart, I'm going to open my mouth and close my eyes and you're going to give me a big surprise.<br />
:''[Bart steals Maggie's pacifier then puts it in Homer's mouth. Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity, crunchity peanut buttery Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Cut to Homer and Bart in the family room. Maggie's pacifier is still in Homer's mouth, and Maggie tries to get it.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Maggie pulls her pacifier out of Homer's mouth.]''<br />
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|airdate = December 31, [[1991]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''Box''''' was the first Butterfinger Ice-Cream Bars commercial aired on December 31, [[1991]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Apu said that the new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Bars are here and they know why Bart is inside the box.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Apu:''' The rest are here! New Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars!<br />
:'''All:''' Ooh.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hi, dudes.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity crunchity outside, creamy ice cream inside.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger... Huh-uh! ...on my Butterfinger.<br />
:''[A screen with the Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars box appears. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below the box. The screen fades out.]''<br />
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'''''Box''''' was the first Butterfinger Ice-Cream Bars commercial aired on December 31, [[1991]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Apu said that the new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Bars are here and they know why Bart is inside the box.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Apu:''' The rest are here! New Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars!<br />
:'''All:''' Ooh.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hi, dudes.<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity crunchity outside, creamy ice cream inside.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger... Huh-uh! ...on my Butterfinger.<br />
:''[A screen with the Butterfinger Ice Cream Bars box appears. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below the box. The screen fades out.]''<br />
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'''''Smell Your Breath''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on January 1, [[1999]]. Also Bart said the new slogan, "Bite My Butterfinger!".<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Homer wants to steal his Butterfinger, but Bart wanted to bite his Butterfinger.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[For the first time, he said Bite My Butterfinger!. And it all starts off with Homer getting the Butterfinger.]<br />
:'''Homer:''' Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoo!<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Bite my Butterfinger!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:'''Bart:''' All gone, Homie.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Can I smell your breath?<br />
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[[Category: 1999]]</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Bart%27s_Nightmare_(Butterfinger_commercial)&diff=434092Bart's Nightmare (Butterfinger commercial)2012-07-07T23:17:27Z<p>RobertSaunders: </p>
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'''''Bart's Nightmare''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on February 5, [[2001]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Apu said that the Kwik-E-Mart are out of Butterfingers and he has a nightmare and Nelson said that he gave him 4 fingers and Bart was so happy that he bite the Butterfinger in the bedroom.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Bart:''' Apu, where are the Butterfingers?<br />
:'''Apu:''' Sold out.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Huh?<br />
:'''Apu:''' But try the other, 300 done, 50 candy bar - have these.<br />
:'''Bart:''' I need the crispity, crunchity peanut buttery Butterfinger.<br />
:'''Nelson:''' I'll give you four fingers!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Aah!<br />
:''[Cut to a shorter Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Nothin' like a Butterfinger!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Ahh. My butterfinger.<br />
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'''''Bart's Nightmare''''' was the Butterfinger commercial aired on February 5, [[2001]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Apu said that the Kwik-E-Mart are out of Butterfingers and he has a nightmare and Nelson said that he gave him 4 fingers and Bart was so happy that he bite the Butterfinger in the bedroom.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Bart:''' Apu, where are the Butterfingers?<br />
:'''Apu:''' Sold out.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Huh?<br />
:'''Apu:''' But try the other, 300 done, 50 candy bar - have these.<br />
:'''Bart:''' I need the crispity, crunchity peanut buttery Butterfinger.<br />
:'''Nelson:''' I'll give you four fingers!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Aah!<br />
:''[Cut to a shorter Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Nothin' like a Butterfinger!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Ahh. My butterfinger.</div>RobertSaundershttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Maggie%27s_Party&diff=434054Maggie's Party2012-07-07T22:31:58Z<p>RobertSaunders: /* Transcript */</p>
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|production code = MC16<br />
|catphrase = Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.<br />
|airdate = Before 1994<br />
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"'''Maggie's Party'''" is one of two commercials for [[Butterfinger]] Ice-Cream Nuggets; the other is "[[I'll Be Your Best Friend]]". It has not yet been (as of ''[[The Complete Fourteenth Season]]'' boxset) released on a DVD boxset.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
It is Maggie's birthday party, but when [[Homer]] gets the tub of Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets out of the freezer, he finds out that [[Bart]] has eaten all of them.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Homer:''' Mmm. I think you kids would like somebody's new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.<br />
:'''Bart:''' I sure would have.<br />
:'''Homer:''' He sure would have. D'oh!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity crunchity outside, creamy ice cream inside.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below<br />
:''the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The screen fades out.]''<br />
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"'''Maggie's Party'''" is one of two commercials for [[Butterfinger]] Ice-Cream Nuggets; the other is "[[I'll Be Your Best Friend]]". It has not yet been (as of ''[[The Complete Fourteenth Season]]'' boxset) released on a DVD boxset.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
It is Maggie's birthday party, but when [[Homer]] gets the tub of Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets out of the freezer, he finds out that [[Bart]] has eaten all of them.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Homer:''' Mmm. I think you kids would like somebody's new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.<br />
:'''Bart:''' I sure would have.<br />
:'''Homer:''' He sure would have. D'oh!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity crunchity outside, creamy ice cream inside.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below<br />
the Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets. The screen fades out.]''<br />
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'''''The Last Butterfinger''''' was the eighth Butterfinger commercial aired on November 2, [[1992]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Before they wanted to get the last Butterfinger, the announcer said that They're down to the last Butterfinger and they wanted to get it and Homer snatched it and he throwed it away and Bart got the last Butterfinger.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Bart:''' Open sesame.<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Hey yo, we're down to the last Butterfinger.<br />
:'''Both:''' Aah! The Last Butterfinger?<br />
:''[Homer and Bart both want to get the last Butterfinger they had in the store.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ah-ha!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Ah-ha.<br />
:''[Homer and Bart wants to get it and Homer snatched it.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ha ha!<br />
:'''Bart:''' Hey!<br />
:''[Homer throwed it away and Bart got the last Butterfinger.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Simpson going in!<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Get a crispity, crunchity peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger!<br />
:''[Cut to a store with a shopping cart and with Maggie and Bart inside the shopping cart and with Marge, Lisa and Homer not inside the shopping cart.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
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|airdate = November 30, [[1999]]<br />
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'''''A to Z''''' is the fifth Butterfinger BB's commercial aired on November 30, [[1999]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Homer says A then says B and says BB and Lisa and Bart throw a Butterfinger BB then says the rest of the alphabet and Bart runs away<br />
and Homer says, You little!<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Homer:''' A... B... BB?<br />
:'''Bart:''' Mmm.<br />
:'''Homer:''' BB?<br />
:''[Lisa eats the Butterfinger BB.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' B... Huh? BBB?<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Male Announcer:''' Peanut buttery Butterfinger BB's. Is there any snack in crispity? No, there isn't!<br />
:'''Homer:''' J? K? L...<br />
:'''Bart:''' N-O.<br />
:'''Homer:''' Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Why, you little!<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Butterfinger BB's!<br />
:'''Announcer:''' From Nestle.<br />
:'''Bart:''' See ya later, Home boy.<br />
:''[Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth and puts her pacifier in Homer's mouth.]''<br />
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|production code = MC17<br />
|airdate = November, [[1989]]<br />
|length = 30 seconds<br />
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'''''The Butterfinger Group''''' is the second [[Butterfinger]] commercial. It originally aired in November, [[1989]].<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
[[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] argue about the existence of the Butterfinger food group.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Milhouse asks if he can trade lunches with Bart, but Bart doesn't want to, as he has the four food groups: sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, and the Butterfinger group. Milhouse protests that there isn't a Butterfinger group, but Bart tells him about it. Milhouse is sad because he doesn't have the Butterfinger group.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' Hey, Bart, wanna trade lunches?<br />
:'''Bart:''' No way, dude. I've got each of the four food groups: Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Oh, contreare -- fair. The Butterfinger group ''[provides the peanut buttery and chocolatey/has the chocolatey, crispity peanut buttery]'' taste essential for survival.<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' I don't have the Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Looks like you've got an amount of nutrition dude.<br />
:''[Announcer says Peanut buttery Butterfinger, Bart says It's neato! and the Announcer says And it's Neato/Bart says the tagline, Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.]''<br />
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|length = 30 seconds<br />
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'''''The Butterfinger Group''''' is the second [[Butterfinger]] commercial. It originally aired in November, [[1989]].<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
[[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] argue about the existence of the Butterfinger food group.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Milhouse asks if he can trade lunches with Bart, but Bart doesn't want to, as he has the four food groups: sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, and the Butterfinger group. Milhouse protests that there isn't a Butterfinger group, but Bart tells him about it. Milhouse is sad because he doesn't have the Butterfinger group.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' Hey, Bart, wanna trade lunches?<br />
:'''Bart:''' No way, dude. I've got each of the four food groups: Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Oh, contreare -- fair. The Butterfinger group :''[provides the peanut buttery and chocolatey/has the chocolatey, crispity peanut buttery]'' taste essential for survival.<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' I don't have the Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Bart:''' Looks like you've got an amount of nutrition dude.<br />
:''[Announcer says Peanut buttery Butterfinger, Bart says It's neato! and the Announcer says And it's Neato/Bart says the tagline, Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.]''<br />
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|airdate = April 6, [[1991]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''The Shock''''' was the fifth Butterfinger commercial that aired on April 6, [[1991]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
[[Homer]] sneaks into the bedroom and wants to steal Bart's Butterfinger, unaware it is wired to an electrical current.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Homer sneaks up into the bedroom and tries to grab his Butterfinger, unaware it is wired to an electrical current.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ooh, my little buddy sleeping like a baby. You won't mind if I take a bite of this crispity, crunchity peanut but--Aah!<br />
:''[Bart turns the light on and was awake.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' I told you, Homer.<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with a Butterfinger on it. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear above the screen and bites the Butterfinger. The screen then fades out.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
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|airdate = April 6, [[1991]]<br />
|length = 15 seconds<br />
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'''''The Shock''''' was the fifth Butterfinger commercial that aired on April 6, [[1991]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
[[Homer]] sneaks into the bedroom and wants to steal Bart's Butterfinger, unaware it is wired to an electrical current.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Homer sneaks up into the bedroom and tries to grab his Butterfinger, unaware that it is wired to an electrical current.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ooh, my little buddy sleeping like a baby. You won't mind if I take a bite of this crispity, crunchity peanut but--Aah!<br />
:''[Bart turns the light on and was awake.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' I told you, Homer.<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with a Butterfinger on it. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear above the screen and bites the Butterfinger. The screen then fades out.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
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|name = The Butterfinger Group<br />
|image = The Butterfinger Group.jpg<br />
|topic = [[Butterfinger]]<br />
|production code = MC17<br />
|airdate = November, [[1989]]<br />
|length = 30 seconds<br />
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'''''The Butterfinger Group''''' is the second [[Butterfinger]] commercial. It originally aired in November, [[1989]].<br />
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== Synopsis ==<br />
[[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] argue about the existence of the Butterfinger food group.<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
Milhouse asks if he can trade lunches with Bart, but Bart doesn't want to, as he has the four food groups: sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, and the Butterfinger group. Milhouse protests that there isn't a Butterfinger group, but Bart tells him about it. Milhouse is sad because he doesn't have the Butterfinger group.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' Hey, Bart, wanna trade lunches?<br />
:'''Bart:''' No way, dude. I've got each of the four food groups: Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.<br />
:'''Milhouse:''' Hey, there's no Butterfinger group.<br />
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== External links ==<br />
*{{Youtube|url=zbydZnuQrts}}<br />
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'''''The Shock''''' was the fifth Butterfinger commercial aired on April 6, [[1991]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
[[Homer]] sneaks into the bedroom and wants to steal Bart's Butterfinger and he is not knowing it's wired to an electrical current.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[Homer sneaks up into the bedroom and tries to grab his Butterfinger, not knowing it is wired to an electrical current.]''<br />
:'''Homer:''' Ooh, my little buddy sleeping like a baby. You won't mind if I take a bite of this crispity, crunchity peanut but--Aah!<br />
:''[Bart turns the light on and was awake.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' I told you, Homer.<br />
:''[Cut to a screen with a Butterfinger on it. The words "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" appear below the screen and<br />
bites the Butterfinger. The screen then fades out.]''<br />
:'''Bart (voiceover):''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!<br />
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'''''Philosophy''''' is the fourth Butterfinger BB's commercial aired on December 31, [[1997]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When he throws a Butterfinger BB, Martin wanted to share them but Bart snatched them and Bart wanted to eat the Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[It starts off with throwing a Butterfinger BB and Martin wanted to share them.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Oh, thanks Bart. -lato says to share is to truly live.<br />
:''[Bart snatches the Butterfinger BB's.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Yeah? Well, Barto says eat my shorts.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity, crunchity Butterfinger BB's from Nestle.<br />
:''[Cut to a school bus where Martin and Bart are in the seat.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Well, I don't see that cold anywhere.<br />
:''[When the camera would zoom into Bart and say the tagline, the URL "www.butterfinger.com" fades in below.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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'''''Philosophy''''' is the fourth Butterfinger BB's commercial aired on December 31, [[1997]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When he throws a Butterfinger BB, Martin wanted to share them but Bart snatched them and Bart wanted to eat the Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[It starts off with throwing a Butterfinger BB and Martin wanted to share them.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Oh, thanks Bart. -lato says to share is to truly live.<br />
:''[Bart snatches the Butterfinger BB's.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Yeah? Well, Barto says eat my shorts.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity, crunchity Butterfinger BB's from Nestle.<br />
:''[Cut to a school bus where Martin and Bart are in the seat.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Well, I don't see that cold anywhere.<br />
:''[When the camera would zoom into Bart and say the tagline, the URL "www.butterfinger.com" fades in below.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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'''''Philosophy''''' is the fourth Butterfinger BB's commercial aired on December 31, [[1997]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When he throws a Butterfinger BB, Martin wanted to share them but Bart snatched them and Bart wanted to eat the Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[It starts off with throwing a Butterfinger BB and Martin wanted to share them.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Oh, thanks Bart. -lato says to share is to truly live.<br />
:''[Bart snatches the Butterfinger BB's.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Yeah? Well, Barto says eat my shorts.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity, crunchity Butterfinger BB's from Nestle.<br />
:''[Cut to a school bus where Martin and Bart are in the seat.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Well, I don't see that cold anywhere.<br />
:''[When the camera would zoom into Bart and say the tagline, the URL "www.butterfinger.com" fades in below.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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'''''Philosophy''''' is the fourth Butterfinger BB's commercial aired on December 31, [[1997]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When he throws a Butterfinger BB, Martin wanted to share them but Bart snatched them and Bart wanted to eat the Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[It starts off with throwing a Butterfinger BB and Martin wanted to share them.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Oh, thanks Bart. -lato says to share is to truly live.<br />
:''[Bart snatches the Butterfinger BB's.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Yeah? Well, Barto says eat my shorts.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity, crunchity Butterfinger BB's from Nestle.<br />
:''[Cut to a school bus where Martin and Bart are in the seat.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Well, I don't see that cold anywhere.<br />
:''[When the camera would zoom into Bart and say the tagline, the URL "www.butterfinger.com" fades in below.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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'''''Philosophy''''' is the fourth Butterfinger BB's commercial aired on December 31, [[1997]].<br />
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== Plot ==<br />
When he throws a Butterfinger BB, Martin wanted to share them but Bart snatched them and Bart wanted to eat the Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
:''[It starts off with throwing a Butterfinger BB and Martin wanted to share them.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Oh, thanks Bart. -lato says to share is to truly live.<br />
:''[Bart snatches the Butterfinger BB's.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Yeah? Well, Barto says eat my shorts.<br />
:''[Cut to Butterfinger BB's sequence.]''<br />
:'''Announcer:''' Crispity, crunchity Butterfinger BB's from Nestle.<br />
:''[Cut to a school bus where Martin and Bart are in the seat.]''<br />
:'''Martin:''' Well, I don't see that cold anywhere.<br />
:''[When the camera would zoom into Bart and say the tagline, the URL "www.butterfinger.com" fades in below.]''<br />
:'''Bart:''' Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's.<br />
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